#to busy with my little f2 boys these days

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where are the oscar hand dumps?? im STARVING

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one day x lando norris pt 5

this is a part of my series following one day of every summer from 2016 onwards in y/n’s and lando's lives, exploring their friendship and love for one another. ofc not a smooth ride with some angst and fights along the way. a friends to lovers, growing up together kind of thing. read first part here pairing: lando norris x fem!reader summary of this part: y/n is with her friends watching an f1 race where she and lando met for the first time a few years ago. wc: 1,3k a/n: one of my fav moments in f1 is when lando got this podium, it was and still is so nerve wracking to watch! but yeah let's just forget that that race was without audience, so i modified it a bit :)

summer of 2020

Red Bull Ring, Austria

the atmosphere at a grand prix weekend is something y/n can’t compare to anything else. there was no better feeling than hopping of a bus, walking towards the circuit and hear the f2 cars roar in the distance, you just knew it was gonna be a good day. with a huge smile she and her friends from uni walked along the strip of tents selling merch and drinks. they were on a roadtrip through europe and the four girls and herself accidentally came across five grandstands tickets to the race day and just couldn't resist going. y/n was beyond excited, not only for the race but also as this was the first time she was back at the red bull ring since she met lando there four years ago.

”omg, look y/n there’s the fan stage we have to go there immediately!!” her friend squealed grabbing her hand. excitingly they ran to the crowd who was stood cheering for the renault boys, danny ric and esteban ocon. ricciardo of course got the crowd bursting into laughter at practically anything he said and y/n and her friends were no exception. after a while the mclaren boys entered the staged instead, causing y/n to freeze for a sec. seeing lando on the stage, goofing around like his old self, was some kind of shock to her. obviously she knew that he would be there but she wasn’t prepared to see him like this, like the boy she met at this very place years ago. 

since last summer the pair had met once or twice but it wasn’t like it used to be before he got into f1. he was always so busy nowadays, constantly on his phone when they were hanging out, barely hearing what she talked to him about, it felt like talking to a brick wall. a bit funny that he was always on the phone but it sometimes took days for him to answer her messages or facetime calls. so after a while she kind of gave up, of course they would text each other now and then but not even close to how much they kept in touch before f1, which of course saddened her at times but what could she do? he was living his best life now, and apparently she wasn’t included in that. 

but there he was, 40 meters away laughing at someone’s sign, with no clue that his friend he hadn’t seen in forever was in the crowd too. ”isn’t that your friend? the one that aalways called you?” one friend asked y/n while another added ”ooh i remember him! he used to call you every time when we were at y/f/n’s studying. kinda cute y/n!! you never told us that??”. y/n laughed remembering how she and lando used to talk almost every night that first year at uni when he was still in f2. they would talk about everything, updating one another about every little boring detail in their lives and some nights they would just sit in each others company without talking about anything, with their phone calls usually ending when one of them fell asleep. oh well. now she just waved her friends away, blushing at the fact that they remembered so much details about their old friendship. 

after a while they were heading towards their grandstand seats not too far away from the start and the podium. with a beer in each hand they were soon stood cheering at any minor happening at their part of the track and y/n felt so truly happy with her friends alongside her having the best time of her life. 

later on, with a few mandatory courses at college in german under her belt, y/n tried to figure out what the german commentators were talking so excitedly about lando for. to be completely honest, those courses didn’t contribute too much, as the only thing she understood was ’hamilton’, ’lando’ and ’fünf’ which was probably the language skills an elementary school student would’ve had. but with the help of her friends they figured out that hamilton got a five second penalty and that lando had to make up a whole lotta time to score his first f1 podium. and holy fuck. when y/n understood that a podium was possible? she became a total wreck, she didn’t know if she would jump up and down of excitement or if that would jinx it or if it was best to look away and hope for the best. 

however, that last lap felt like it went in slow motion, y/n carefully watching every motion lando’s car did at the screen in front of them. she saw him drive by their grandstand towards the finish line, immediately looking at the screen. lando's gap was 4.8 seconds to hamilton. 4.8 SECONDS??? did she read that right?? with some kind of magical powers lando had caught up with lewis’ penalty and got a fkn podium?? she couldn’t believe her eyes. how was it possible?

in some kind of hallucination she and her friends ran onto the track as fast as possile and onwards to the podium to see the champagne pop up close. it felt so special to be a part of his first ever podium in f1. seeing him up there with the biggest smile in the word, enjoying every bit of it. y/n couldn’t have been more proud of him.

after all the celebrations and the overwhelming excitement had laid off a bit and the girls were slowly walking away from the podium, y/n couldn’t help but recognize a smaller podium a bit further away. ”i’ll catch you in a bit, i’m just gonna go look at one thing over here” she told her friends while she walked towards the small podium. could it really be it?

it sure was. looking around the podium all the memories from a few years ago came back to her. she recognized every little bit, exactly where she had been running around desperately seeking lando at the podium, remembering how anxious she had been not finding him, thinking she was never going to see him again. and how he appeared from nowhere, surprising her with pepsi and flowers. y/n could perfectly picture it where they had stood sharing their first and only kiss, how happy she had felt in that very moment.

her 20-year old self was now stood smiling at a patch of grass with a half rotten podium on. waking up from her little daydream she realized that after all these years, she still felt so strongly for lando, and not only as friends. she just had to tell him in some sort of way or at least hint about it. so she grabbed her phone, set it up a couple of meters away, turning on the timer and ran to the place where they had kissed. there she stood in her summer dress, similar to the one four years ago, with her hand held up at her eyebrows as if she was looking for someone. *click*. as the photo was taken she excitedly ran to it, opened her instagram dm’s and started writing to lando ”if i remember correctly, a podium at red bull ring means i owe you a kiss?” and was about to add the photo when she saw that lando had posted something on his story. might as well look at that first. 

y/n froze. ”no no no no, this can’t be true, please no lando” she started hyperventilating, falling onto her knees. she looked up towards the sky as to somehow stop the flood of tears that she felt coming. but nothing could stop these heartbroken tears from streaming and she couldn’t care less if anyone saw her in the state that she was. still on her knees she looked once again at lando’s instagram story, a picture of him with a trophy in one hand and what seemed like a girlfriend with flowers and champagne in her hands with the words ”there’s no one like you, love you forever”.

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Miami Waves - Logan Sargeant x NewZealandOlympicSurfing! Reader

Plot: Miami boy wants to see if his Olympic surfing girl can keep up with the Floridian waves and you end up getting to know his colleagues more in the process

“Thank you for coming and being here with me” he smiles, his parents had been wanting to meet you for a while. You’d started dating when he first got into F2 and was put under the Williams Young Driver Programme.

“You knew I wouldn’t say no. I’ve been wanting to meet them just as much!” You exclaim. You were a little nervous to meet them, as in your mind Logan was it for you, this was the boy you wanted to marry and have a family with. And even if he didn’t feel the same way right now, that was okay. Not that you knew if he did as you’d never discussed your guys future.

But if you had, he would have told you he felt the exact same way.

Meeting his parents was so much fun, and you got to meet his older brother who teased the both of you relentlessly.

You were used to surfing in Australia and New Zealand. They were the closest to you, and there wasn’t quite any waves like their were on the Australian Coastline. That’s actually where you’d won, one of your first ever championships in surfing. Two years later and you were a Silver Medalists.

“Well my family love you. I’m pretty sure they wanted you to move in” he laughs, Logan lived at home all through his career in F2 and he still visited often as he always said how he felt like an outcast on the F1 grid.

Alex helped but he’d drifted apart from Oscar and had to watch him form a really strong bond with Lando.

He still talked to his friends from his days in Prema as well but everything but you felt so disconnected lately.

So spending those two weeks with his family and you in Miami in the beach villa you'd all rented was vital for the both of you. You felt like you'd been so busy running around, travelling the world with Logan all the time, surfboard rentals at every new place you went so you could train and sometimes travelling for your own championships.

You spent the two weeks doing the most mundane stuff, like cooking together with Logan, building sandcastles, teaching him how to paddle board before showing him the intricacies that came with surfing, which you thought considering his concentration and hand-eye coordination in an F1 car he'd be good at but he couldn't stay on the board once.

Your favourite thing was his family getting really excited to show your their favourite local restaurants in Florida.

You were currently sat on your surfboard with your legs in the water and hands on the middle part of it, watching everything in the neck high water below you.

The water's were crystal clear and you could see the little fishes swimming around playing through the sand. You were swaying a little bit where the quieter, unrideable waves were lapping over your board and sending you in random directions.

You were peacefully watching everything go by, until that peace was ruined by Logan, coming running into the water in his basketball shorts making you look over to him in shock.

"Logan?" you asked as he swam up to hold into your board, you scooted back so that he could haul himself up and sit opposite you on the board.

"Erm, so ... kind of last minute but you about to meet Oscar, Arthur and Freddie" Logan said, trying to give you his cute teddy bear smile, but all that was running through your body was shock.

It was a bit strange but you hadn't actually met his friends, you were very very busy with training for the next Olympics and another set of Championships in New Zealand when Logan was in F2, so you didn't see him in the paddock as much as you do now, and if you did you were nervous and kept to yourself.

"No, stop. I'm basically naked!" you exclaim looking down at your cleavage that wasn't well covered up by your bikini.

"Come on, lets go meet them. And get you a cover-up because I don't trust them" he laughs, placing a hand and the side of your neck before pulling you into a passionate kiss. You guys moved closer to each other to the point where you were basically sat on his lap. A wave a little to large came and toppled you both off the board making you both come up sputtering in shock.

You swim to where the water is knee deep and see three boys watching you.

"Oh" you mutter, knowing exactly who they were.

"Baby, these are my friends" he offers, grabbing your coverup and handing it to you so you could chuck it on.

"Yeah i gathered" you chuckle.

You spent the day with the boys, Oscar was the only one that could surf and you found yourself getting on with all of them, Oscar the most who became like a sort of Oceanic brother to you, being from Australia.

Arthur and Freddie were a whole other story, constantly flirting with you to try and get a rise out of Logan which you couldn't help but giggle at but always grab his hand, arm of leg in a comforting way to let him know none of it was affecting you.

"So, how are you feeling about the Paris Olympics?" Freddie asks as you were all sat around a bonfire, telling stories.

"Yeah confident, I'm excited to be able to participate in it for a second year running! Going for Gold and all that..." you grin.

"Well... we will all be there to watch you, right Logan?" Arthur grins, making you shake your head again.

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logansargeant: Out of all the pictures you could have used of me on the beach … 😩

-> y/user: baby, I had sunburn in all of our ones 💋

-> logansargeant: but you make such a pretty tomato 🍅

-> y/user: outside for you tonight

-> logansargeant: arthur_leclerc, oscarpiastri, frederickvestiofficial I’m in the dog house boys, help me out!

-> arthur_leclerc: sounds like a you problem, Y/N looking radiant as always 🌸

-> oscarpiastri: maybe you shouldn’t have called your girl a tomato? You hit those Miami waves Y/N 🏄🏼‍♀️🌊

-> frederikvestiofficial: Y/N deserves better 🫣🫶🏼

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hiiii i love your writing 🩷🩷

i was wondering if you could do a kimi antonelli x reader? i really liked the clingy antonelli one, so something like that would be amazing !!

maybe the reader is latina and her brother it’s also a f2 driver? and kimi’s meeting their family?

i would really appreciate you doing something like that, have a good day!❤️

Some Kind of Reaction (Andrea Kimi Antonelli X Marti! Reader)

Fandom: RPF/F2/F3

Requested: Clearly (I may have made it more Pepe/fam-centered than I wanted, but I like how it turned out)

Warnings: Aged up Kimi (I imagined him in second year of F2)

POV: Second person (You/your/They/them)

W.C. 1157

Summary: The walls are a bit thin in your house, and your 'meet the family' was spoiled.

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To say you were nervous to introduce your boyfriend to your older brother would be a lie. For once, you were not nervous at all! It’s not like Pepe did not know about your boyfriend. He just did not know who it was.

Little did he know, it was his competition.

Pepe was shockingly supportive when you first told him you had a boyfriend, and he took little convincing for you to get his approval. That was at the beginning of your relationship. Now, you were going on six months, and it was time to introduce them officially.

You decided the weekend of the Spanish Grand Prix would be the best, and your brother would not ask any questions about why you were in the paddock. Plus, you could cheer for both of your favorite boys!

Qualifying had just finished up, and you were ecstatic! Not only was Kimi on pole, but Pepe was on reverse grid pole for the sprint. That was the best-case scenario for you. Now, you just had to hope that they would be able to convert those positions into wins later this weekend. 

You were standing outside of the Campos garage, waiting for your brother to pull into his spot. You were minding your own business when someone decided to run up behind you and jump onto your back. Thankfully, you were used to Kimi running up behind you, so when he jumped up, you immediately caught him.

“I’m so proud of you, Kimi!” You cheered as you spun around with him, laughing as he wrapped his arms tighter around your shoulders and littered your shoulder and neck with kisses. As you stopped spinning, you released his legs and allowed him to stand on his own. Immediately, you turned around while Kimi grabbed your face and planted a kiss on your lips as you wrapped your hands around his wrists, holding him against you. 

You moved in sync with each other like you were made for each other. It was like the other hundreds of times you had kissed before. Maybe this one was more passionate, but to you, it was just like the first time you kissed him. The same fireworks and butterflies exploded in your stomach, and you never wanted to stop kissing him. 

But when someone cleared their throat behind you. You knew who it was, there was no question about it. The only person that would not immediately jump at your throat: Pepe.

You slowly pulled away from Kimi, not really wanting to but also knowing you needed to face your brother eventually. You did not know if he was alone or if your parents had followed him back to the garage (you hoped they didn’t). Then, you took a deep breath, moved your hands to grab one of Kimi’s, and turned to see who interrupted you.

“Did you have fun there?” Pepe joked with an uncomfortable laugh and a grimace.

“As a matter of fact, yeah!” You replied with a light chuckle at his expression. “I always have fun kissing him!”

“Can you not do it in front of me? Like ever again?” Pepe cringed as he walked past you two, heading straight for his driver’s room.

“That’s it?” You questioned as you followed him. Kimi would have followed as well, but he was stopped by the Campos crew. Drivers of different teams were not allowed in different garages unless they were empty. You pushed through the door after Pepe. “No “That’s my sibling!’, no ‘You better treat ‘em right’, no ‘If you hurt ‘em, I’ll kill you’? Where’s the passion? Where’s the overprotective brother I know and what have you done with him?”

“Do you want me to freak out?” Pepe said, disinterested in the whole conversation as he set his helmet and balaclava to the side. He took a seat on the couch, throwing his legs onto the table. He had already changed to the Campos kit, but the team needed to check his helmet for something. You stood there dumbfounded at his laidback attitude.

“I want some kind of reaction here!” You exasperated. He was usually so expressive, especially regarding his friends and family. You had never seen him act like this, and it scared you. “Scream at me, scream at him, tell me off for dating another driver, tell me I don’t know what I’m getting myself into, give me something, Pepe! You’re my brother, and your opinion means a lot to me. The fact that you’re not reacting at all is scaring me.”

You were tearing up, eating yourself up at the thought of Pepe not approving of your relationship. Pepe was your older brother, and you looked up to him for everything from advice to a genuine friend. His opinion meant a lot to you, and truly, if he did not want you dating Kimi, you would break it off. You would be heartbroken, but your family’s opinion has always been your priority. Seeing the tears in your eyes, Pepe immediately stood up and pulled you into a hug. 

“Aye, hermano/a (brother/sibling//sister),” He whispered as you hid your face on his shoulder as some of the tears fell. “Hey, I’m not shocked, and I’m not upset with you being with Kimi.” You pulled back a little to look up at him. He wiped the stray tears as he whispered, “At first, I was mad, but I’ve come to terms with it.”

“What do you mean ‘at first’?” You asked skeptically as you pulled back even more, almost putting him at an arm's distance.

“I may or may not have heard you on the phone a few weeks ago, and I may or may not know a few people who speak Italian, and I may or may not have asked them to translate what you said,” Pepe rambled with a sheepish smile when he finished. “And if it were, hypothetically, true, would you be mad?”

You stood frozen for a second with your jaw dropped before breaking out in laughter. Pepe might have gotten nervous then, but he started laughing nervously with you.

“I should have expected that,” You finally said, “Ain’t no way I get any privacy in that house.”

“My bad, the walls are thin,” Pepe shrugged before switching topics, “If it makes you feel better, I can go give Kimi a heart attack. I can go get Mamá and Papá.”

“Am I ready for that? Probably not, but thanks for offering,” You joked as you moved to leave the garage, but Pepe did not follow you. “Let me rephrase, I want you to give him a heart attack, not Mamá and Papá. I’m not trying to kill him before the race tomorrow.”

“Why not? That would be good for my campaign,” Pepe teased as he followed you out. “Then you would be on the front row for the sprint and ninth for the feature, pendejo (stupid).”

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not fair | o.p.

synopsis: in which he gets unnecessary hate

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Formula 1 was no joke. 

The amount of stress the drivers were being subjected to was sometimes almost ridiculous. Add that to also being a fresh rookie in the business and you're done for.

That's exactly how Oscar felt ever since joining McLaren for this year's season.

Getting the opportunity was everything he had been working towards ever since he was a little boy just starting up in karting. It was his dream to race in the big leagues, and now it was finally happening.

However, the first half of the season hadn't been going that well for your boyfriend.

He had been having a hard time getting a grip on the car, on the new tracks he hadn't driven before. F1 was much more demanding than F2 and it was taking a while for Oscar to get used to it.

You were there for him every single step of the way, cheering him on and supporting him fully. However, there was just so much you could do. 

The thoughts in his head couldn't be controlled and oftentimes he wouldn't let you in because he would think it was something he had to deal with on his own. No matter how many times you asked, he just wouldn't budge.

The summer break had been the one thing both of you had been looking forward to. You had been planning a trip back to Australia so Oscar could visit his parents and you were hoping some time away from the chaos of it all would be good for his mental health.

But of course, Oscar being Oscar, the first thing he did after arriving at his home in Australia was jump in the simulator he had set up at home, practicing different tracks for hours on end.

You would just about convince him to take breaks to eat and use the bathroom.

After 3 days of constantly sitting in the sim chair, you had decided that enough was enough.

It needs to stop.

♡♡♡♡♡

"Baby?" you called out, entering his game room where he had been in ever since he woke up several hours ago.

"Hm?" he barely acknowledged that someone else was in the room with him, his eyes trained on the track he was practicing.

"Can we talk for a minute, please?" you stopped behind his chair and put your hands on his shoulders, trying to get him to come back to Earth.

"In a moment, darling. Just let me finish this race and we'll talk, okay?" he quickly looked up and offered you a smile before his attention was back to the screen.

You sighed but mumbled an okay, leaning down to plant a soft kiss on the top of his head. 

Having some time on your hand, you just decided to sit down on the small couch in the corner of the room, scrolling through your phone while waiting.

After a couple of minutes, you heard the simulator turning off and Oscar joining you on the couch, wrapping his arm around your shoulders and pecking your temple.

"What did you want to talk about?" 

You sighed before twisting around to face him.

"You know I love you, right?" the words made Oscar's stomach turn.

Nothing good ever comes out after those words. Still, he decided to remain calm.

"I do. I love you too" 

You nodded, twisting your lips while deep in thought, trying to come up with a nice way to say what you wanted to say.

"I know how hard it's been for you this past few months, signing with McLaren and getting used to the stress and chaos that's F1. And I'm unbelievably proud of you baby, but what you're doing isn't healthy. You're a rookie, baby, you're learning the ropes and nobody expects you to get everything right on your first try. Everyone makes mistakes and the point is to learn from them. I know you've had a rough first half of the season, but it's not over yet. You need to take care of yourself and not let yourself lose sight of the big goal, baby. Obsessing over things and spending every waking moment in that sim while neglecting your health and training isn't helping anyone, my love" you took his face in your hands, cradling it.

He looked at you deeply, knowing that you were right.

He nodded, looking down at your lap so you wouldn't be able to see his lip quivering.

"I just wanted to prove to everyone that I deserve the seat and I deserve to be here" his voice was small, almost like a little child's.

Your heart broke at that.

Seeing your boyfriend fight so hard just so he could prove to his fans that he deserved to be a McLaren driver, putting that huge pressure on his health to prove himself made tears well up in the corner of your eyes.

"Baby, you don't have to prove anything to anyone. You are here for a reason and that is the fact that you are so immensely talented, my love. You've worked your ass off ever since you were a little boy and McLaren saw that, which is exactly why they fought so hard to sign you. You need to give yourself some credit and be proud of where you are, Os" you were caressing his cheek with your thumb, slowly gathering the tears that had started flowing down his cheeks.

"You're right, you're right. I'm sorry" he buried his face in your neck, sobs wrecking his body.

You kissed the side of his head as you held him tightly, grateful that he could finally let out everything he had been pushing down for months.

And you were right there for him.

♡♡♡♡♡

Oscar hated being told "I told you so", but he was grateful you got to say that to him in that moment.

Upon returning from the summer break, both McLaren drivers seemingly did a 180 and started absolutely dominating the grid every single race and every single sprint race.

You genuinely thought things couldn't get any better, but then Qatar rolled around.

And Oscar won his first ever Sprint in Formula 1.

To say that you were proud beyond words wouldn't do justice to what you were feeling.

Seeing him holding the P1 trophy made your heart swell and your stomach fill with butterflies like they did when you were just a young teenager falling for Oscar for the first time. Upon seeing him holding that trophy, you found yourself falling in love over and over again.

When the hype after the race finally calmed down and Oscar was finally able to return to his driver room where you had been waiting, there were only 4 words that needed to be said.

"I told you so"

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BIRTHDAY BOY

pairing: ollie bearman x reader

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a/n: a (late) birthday post for our favourite species of bear. i have a week's break before my next final, so heres a little something. the gift's kinda stupid just ignore it i couldn't think of anything else.

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University had kept you busy with finals, which meant constant studying till, finally, they were over. Ollie was nothing but supportive, calling to check up on you and sending reassuring messages. He had even managed to convince a friend to drop off a bouquet of flowers on his behalf on the day of your final test, along with a handwritten note that ended up alongside all the other in your mini collection.

Originally your plan was to fly to Baku the night they ended, making it in time to see the sprint and feature races. However, Ollie had insisted you stay home instead. He had wanted you to celebrate the end of finals with your friends, partying in clubs rather than sitting on a 7 hour flight.

So you did, after much persistence on his part.

His weekend in Baku had been amazing. For the first time in the history of F2, a driver had gotten P1 in everything. Absolutely everything!

You had called him the moment the feature race ended, jumping up and down your dorm room in delight, congratulating him over and over. Just minutes before you had been watching the livestream, watching him get drenched in champagne, gleaming as he celebrated his well deserved win.

He sat there for almost half an hour, just speaking to you, forgetting about everything except how animatedly you were talking.

"AND THEN- when everyone crashed at the restart it was so scary but I'm so glad you managed to get through."

"Yeah, it was a bit of a battle with Fred for P1 but I managed."

"You did, baby, and I was so happy. My roommate is definitely annoyed with me now, she was working and she said I almost gave her a heart attack."

He only ended the call when the team started packing up, realising he was still wearing his champagne covered fireproofs. Still, he called you the moment he was in the hotel, the both of you talking and enjoying each other's presence for hours.

Before saying goodnight, he said to you that he would see you after his trip to Malta, when he would be coming back to England for a week following his birthday. You nodded, trying not to smirk and give it away. It always was really hard for you to keep secrets.

You were going to be taking a flight to Malta to surprise him. You knew you wanted to see him for his birthday. There was no way you were going to miss the big 1-8. Ollie was always amazing to you, giving you gifts and surprises, this was your chance to do the same for him.

Which is what led to right now, you sitting in a plane as it flew to the small island nation of Malta.

After landing, you directed the taxi to the hotel he was staying at, antsy and excited to finally see him again. With you busy studying and him busy racing, it had been weeks since you had seen each other in person.

You had already talked to his sponsor, whose headquarter he was visiting, and they had agreed to bring him back to the hotel for a few hours so you could surprise him.

After getting they key from reception, you head up to his room, taking out the gift you had packed in your suitcase and placing it on the table. You then sat on the bed, waiting for him to come back.

Not 5 minutes later, you heard the lock click.

His eyes widen when he walks in. Seeing that, you give him a shy smile, that breaks out into a larger one when he runs over to hug you.

HIs arms wrap around you completely, holding you tight to his body. You reciprocate, tucking your face into his neck as he whispers.

"I can't believe you're here."

"Happy birthday, my love." you whisper back, gently squeezing his waist. "I wouldn't miss this for the world."

You look up and him when he pulls away, both your eyes sparkling at the sight of one another. He lets out a small laugh, still trying to comprehend the fact that you were actually there before engulfing you with another hug.

Grateful as he was to be in Malta for his birthday, he was slightly disappointed that he wouldn't get to celebrate with his close friends and family, especially since 18 was a huge milestone. Now that you were here, all those thoughts vanished without a trace.

The two of you spend the next few minutes catching up. Him asking you about your exams and you asking him about Baku.

"You can finally drink the champagne next time you win a race." You say to him, after explaining what happened in your English exam.

"I do drink the champagne, just not in front of the cameras."

"Fine. You can finally legally drink the champagne. Oh that reminds me-"

You pick up the gift from the table, handing it to him with a bashful smile. He takes the box from your hands.

"Darling, you didn't have to get me anything."

"Oh this isn't your only gift, the rest are at home." you reply. "I could only fit one in the suitcase."

"Fine, but don't complain when I get you a bunch of gifts for your birthday." he says as he unwraps the paper. Opening the flaps, he lets out a small gasp when he sees whats inside.

A small stuffed bear, holding a crocheted bottle of champagne. You look at him, waiting for a response. Although you had found thousands of bears in the shop, not one was holding a bottle of champagne. Which is why, during study breaks, you managed to crochet together a small bottle. It was by no means perfect, but it was the best you could do.

"I love it! Oh my god its perfect. I love y- it so much!" he exclaims, smoothly getting past the slight stutter.

You blushed at the comment. "I know the bottle isn't that great, but it's the best I could do."

"Its perfect, you're perfect. Thank you so much, my love."

Although he already had a growing collection of bear memorabilia, he knew immediately that this would be his favourite forever. Unless of course you decided to contribute even more, in which case everything you gifted him would hold the spot of P1.

He gets up, placing it on top of his open suitcase. "I'll take it everywhere with me." he promises.

The two of you are interrupted by a knock on the door, and a voice calling out saying that it was time for lunch.

Grabbing your hand, he leads you out, but not before quietly murmuring to you. "You've made this the best birthday ever."

Smiling in response, you get in the elevator, standing next to him, the both of you heading out to find a restaurant.

"Now tell me, why is it that you do amazing the weekend I'm not in the paddock?"

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arthurleclerc cutest guy? thats an insult, you know me!

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[notsogoodphotographer]

Hi i want to talk about my all time favorite camera 📸

pls ignore all my grammar mistakes, i’m not professional reviewer 😂 i just wanna talk about this camera.

This is the Sony RX1Rii, this is the third and “most recent” version of this camera. i put “most recent” in quotes because this camera is almost 10 years old. don’t like the old age fool you because this camera can keep up with the newest cameras in its niche.

This little point and shoot sports a 42mp full frame sensor. YES, F U L L F R A M E!! This tiny camera is actually smaller than all the x100 series (minus the lens on it). The camera has an incredibly sharp Zeiss Sonnar 35mm f2 glued to. This camera has 399 af points, with eye AF. The camera is incredibly fast and accurate!! the camera is pretty much a tiny packaged Sony A7Rii!

One of my favorite features of this camera is the pop-up EVF! This is a feature that was added to only this version of the camera and it’s a feature that i wish sony continued to incorporate into some of their other smaller cameras like the A7c or a6k series!

The camera does shoot video up to 1080 120fps, but does not have picture profiles such has S-log or HLG. This was a camera made strictly for photos, which is probably for the best because the battery life on this camera is terrible, any kind of prolong video shooting would absolutely burn through these batteries in minutes.

That brings me to my next point, my cons. There’s not many but i figured i’d point them out anyways for those who are interested in this camera. these aren’t make it or break it cons, these are just issues that hinder it from being the greatest camera ever released (IMO)

1) battery life, i believe it’s rated for like 220 shots. Ive definitely gotten it to last twice than that. That tiny body processing all that data on some of the tiniest batteries makes sense why it’s so bad. Luckily batteries are cheap and like i said they’re tiny, so they’re pretty easy to carry around!

2) no picture profiles in video. i know i touched on it briefly up above and this camera is mainly a photo camera AAAAAND hybrid cameras were just beginning to grow in popularity around the time this camera came out but it would’ve been amazing to have s-log in this camera for little snippets here and there. i know at the time IG and other photo sharing apps were mainly photo sharing apps, and a camera that was built strictly for photo has no business having usable picture profiles in video.

3) no crop mode in RAW. this one is weird to me because i know the A7Rii has an APS-C mode where you can shoot RAW photos with an inbody crop and there’s times that i’d love to shoot something at 50mm (35mm + sony’s 1.5x aps-c crop). there is a digital zoom option but that’s for jpg only.

4) PRICE!!!! why the fuck is this camera still being sold for $3200??!! this is a 10 year old camera with outdated tech. i bought mine used for $1900 (which is about the price of the fuji x100V at the time of purchase) and i still think that’s a little too much.

that’s really about it aside from minor complaints of not having tele/ wide converters. i’m also sure all of those cons stem from the small battery. I’d love to see all of these corrected in a Mk3 one day, but as of a couple weeks ago sony just discontinued the Rx1rii’s production. I’m being a little hopeful but maybe that means we’re getting a successor, i doubt it but a boy can dream.

I don’t really do reviews or anything but this camera has had my heart for the past 9 months so i had to show it off/ talk about it. this to me in the perfect everyday camera. it never leaves my side and comes with me to any and every trip! Im always blown away by the photos i create with this little camera and i know whenever a mk3 comes out im going to hop on the chance to buy on immediately!

[russilton]

Alright I don’t think anyone wants to read all these answers from me but I’ve never been one to shy from divulging internet data so let’s go.

Thank you for the tag @wigglesforonce

Who is your favourite driver?

Gewis Hamussel. I love Lewis and George equally and I’ve stood by this for 3 years and I won’t stop now. If I’m forced to pick one for a form I’ll pick Lewis because I loved him first and longer, but otherwise I refuse to choose.

Do you have other favourite drivers?

I will die for Mercedes Reserve/Junior Frederik Vesti. He’s just such a great little dude, cheerful, calm, confident, I LIKE this small (tall) man. Doesn’t hurt he’s a fantastic driver.

Doriane Pin is also a new favourite. Go go pocket rocket!

I also have a confessed love for Jack Doohan, he’s very gender. I suffer a fondness for Yuki, Zhou and sometimes Esteban and Oscar. I also am quite fond of the McLaren and Penske FE drivers (a deep hate for mclaren makes this very conflicting. I am aware.)

Who is your least favourite driver?

Oooof, now it’s easier to list drivers I like than drivers I hate cause it’s a long list, but the crown really has to go to Max Verstappen, with a supporting role for Fernando Alonso. Most drivers I don’t like fall into one of two characters - shitty on track, and shitty off track. For example, I don’t really have a good reason to beef with Roman Stanek as far as I know, but he fucked my f2 drivers enough on track he is now my mortal enemy. On the other side, Lando Norris is a perfectly serviceable driver. But he’s also a cunt. So fuck him. Most driver fall into both on some level, or confirmation bias reinforces it, but Max and Fernando embody both and I could probably give a TED talk about why they damage the sport for the future. Also they’re *deeply* racist. So fuck them.

Do you root for drivers of do you root for teams as well?

Drivers. I’ll root for the team in the case that constructors points will mean good things for my drivers, but I hate the idea of being a corporate fan. Businesses aren’t your friends. I’ll often use merc as a catch all, because both its drivers are my favourites, so it’s easier to speak about the team as a whole. But if both boys left and they dropped Fred and Dori, I’d drop merc like a hot rock.

If you like teams, who do you root for?

I WILL admit a fondness for certain Mercedes engineers like Bono, Shov, James, etc. The love and passion shown in the debriefs and BTS videos- but I don’t really count that as supporting the team so much as the players? It’s complicated, I just think Toto Wolff and Merc upper management fucking suck. Call that what you will. I like James Vowles and the roll he’s been taking at Williams is impressive, but I can’t really say I support Williams when I’m neutral on the drivers. I’ll generally warn against supporting bosses because it’ll always bite you… but I’m a hypocrite and James come back to Merc pls.

How long have you been into F1?

This will be my fifth season watching now. My first race was Austria 2020

What got you into F1?

My dad has been a life long f1 fan, from the 70’s to now, so I grew up with it always being around, but it wasn’t until I was back home from uni during the pandemic that I sat down to watch with him, because he was finally willing to explain it to me. I also came across f1 memes on Reddit and it got me hooked. I didn’t join F1blr until 22 though, when I discovered rpf content organically.

I’ve been a hamilton fan from day one, he’s a sort of home town hero, and I remember being in the room and my dad’s cheering when he won the first championship. Runs in the family

Do you enjoy fanfic/RPF?

Be fuckin wild if I didn’t, considering I write it lmao.

How do you view new fans?

I say this as the strongest compliment I can— I have no fuckin idea how you guys survive being here given the shit show of the last couple years- but I’m always excited to welcome new people to the Gewis side of things.

I also end up frequently as the guy going “how can you support x given their shitty history ” only to learn someone is like a couple months in and understandably has no idea about that yet, leading to an accidental crash course on the current grids fuck ups. I’m very sorry to those people, it will happen again.

Are your friends and family into f1 as well?

Here and there, my dad is probably the most passionate of them and its my favourite when we can watch together but my mom will ask what’s going on, and my larger family are fans but in the very… het sense of it. We would struggle to watch together. As for friends, my poor long suffering partner let me drag her into it (go follow @thatsmemate ), and most of my friends are from f1blr, so of course they are.

Some of my old ex stevetony friends I still keep touch with don’t watch, but ask me every now and then what’s been going on in the f1 world, because they are deeply sweet.

Are you open to talking to other fans/making friends?

Always. Always, always, always. I am generally a nervous guy in new places and conversations, but once settled I’ll chat your ear off.

I do often need other people to reach out to me first, I can’t often tell when someone wants to speak, so I wait for them to speak first, and when chatting I get forgetful and can struggle to remember to reply when busy. Some people find that a turn off, and that’s fair enough.

What I’m saying is if I don’t reach out first or reply slow. Don’t assume I hate you, I just struggle to juggle all my tasks these days. Disability is a bitch.

Wow, over sharing, I said you’d get it

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Not tagging anyone bc I haven’t been paying attention so I don’t know who’s been tagged and who hasn’t, and I don’t want to embarrass myself. If you want to join in, I’m your tag.

[verannaca]

i have to let you go

Rating: T Pairing: Kristanna Approx chapter WC: 2k https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13583022/1/i-have-to-let-you-go

Description: It had been almost a year since Anna had lost the last of  her blood-family. She'd just began to accept that her sister was gone  when she felt a calling in her soul. Elsa was calling to her, and it was time to find her. She  needed to know what really happened. With Kristoff by her side and  nightmares plaguing her brain, it was time for Anna to see Ahtohallan.

Notes: This is not 100% canon to the events that took place in F2.  

[Chapter 1]

Six months earlier…

Time was moving slowly. It felt as though the world was passing by in slow motion. Sounds were distant. Voices weren't registering in her brain.

I guess you're Queen now…

He came back for her. He'd saved her from the giants and gotten her to the dam in time. She was able to do what was right. The dam fell, and nearly, so did she. But she was caught in the nick of time. And just as quickly, she was back in her lover's arms. Her best friend. Her only remaining family.

They hadn't spoken a word to each other on the journey back to the camps. He knew without knowing: Elsa was gone. That meant that Olaf was gone, too. And with most of the kingdom now washed away, Anna had lost almost everything.

Sitting next to her, he could feel her agony. It radiated off of her with more force than body heat. He'd never seen her so pained. Watery eyes, puffy cheeks, a swollen pout… She had no words. She couldn't speak. She was thinking too much. This was only the shock. The real pain of reality hadn't even hit yet, and she was dreading it. The anxiety in her core was making her sweat. Her hands were shaking so much in her lap, it was moving her whole frame. Although her breaths were there and shaky, she felt as though she wasn't breathing at all.

There's nothing to bury.

Only a stone with your name to mark a life that once was.

He had no words, either. He kept an arm around her to let her know she wasn't alone. This was new territory for him. He'd only ever lost her. Watched her turn away from life, and freeze before his very eyes. She was just out of reach. It was floating in the back of his head when he was told by Yelena that she'd left him behind. He'd grieved the potential loss of their relationship. It felt as rational as it did irrational. He hadn't been able to fully get her attention throughout that whole journey. Not until the end.

To an extent, he understood exactly how she was feeling. And now, he was dreading the pain he could've felt if she'd never made it out of that cave. If she'd given up and not returned. Then he would have nothing.

But that's not what happened. She was strong. She picked herself up and carried on as best she could. It wasn't until they were back with the Northuldra that she was able to find some words.

"I'm sorry I left you behind," she'd told him. "I was just so desperate to protect her."

He understood. He knew the feeling by heart. A million words rushed to his head in that moment; there were so many things he needed to say and needed her to hear. But now wasn't the time for a speech. Just some simple words that she'd never forget.

"It's okay," he told her. He held her a little closer, making sure to look her in the eyes as he said, "my love is not fragile."

The rest of the day felt like a blur. She couldn't be happy for freeing the forest. In fact, she was beginning to overthink things. It made her feel selfish. She couldn't help but think, if the dam hadn't fallen, I'd at least have my home.

If we'd forgotten about this past and pretended it never happened, Elsa would still be here.

It wasn't that simple. Elsa was stubborn. Determined. A tiny bit oblivious to those around her. Once she made up her mind, she stuck to it no matter what. It was a good quality for a woman to have, and a terrible quality for a sister. If she'd just listened.

Slowed down for five minutes.

Spoken to me like I wasn't a child.

By the time she'd come to her senses, they'd returned to what was left of their kingdom. She was staring blankly at the rubble below. The pain was too much.

Every painting. Every photograph. Every physical memory. Gone.

She clutched on tighter to the satchel across her chest as more tears flowed silently down her cheeks. All she had left were the sticks, coal, and a single carrot of her childhood best friend, and the scarf her mother used to wear. She had no other physical memories of her family. This was it.

"Anna." The voice was distant. It seemed to echo, which was odd seeing as they were outside in an open space. She felt a hand on her shoulder; the hand of her man. "We're going to take care of this, okay? You don't need to think about it right now. You did the right thing and the people are behind you. Just stay standing."

The words came so slowly; breathily; quietly; gently. She didn't hear them. She felt a squeeze on her shoulder, a kiss atop her head, and then nothing. She didn't feel entirely alone. She felt safe. He would take care of her. He understood her.

The world blurred and dropped around her. She didn't register that she'd collapsed until a couple of people were by her side, asking her if she was all right. She was not all right. They spoke to her, but she remained silent, staring, unmoving.

They'd rushed to rebuild the castle. It wasn't nearly as large, but it honoured the Northuldra beautifully. It was still a work in progress, and would be for a long while, but it was liveable for the time-being. They received shipments of food and various supplies to keep the citizens safe and healthy, though many were forced to move elsewhere. Those that survived on the hills offered refuge and food to those in need.

This sacrifice was too great.

She'd worried that it was a mistake. Sacrificing the safety of her own people and home for the sake of a history that she had nothing to do with. Selfish.

She was not selfish. The opposite. The most selfless person to walk the Earth. Everything she did, she did for others. Always. But this time; just this once, it was too much. This loss was too much.

She'd been physically ill for the first two months. Her diet and sleep were horribly affected by her grief and devastation. The nightmares hadn't set in yet, but only because she wasn't ever sleeping. She'd felt guilty for leaving Kristoff behind. She'd felt extra guilty for letting him take care of her after she abandoned and hurt him. But he insisted. He reminded her constantly that he loved her and was willing to wait. He was patient and understanding. She didn't need to worry about him.

"I'm a big boy. I can speak for myself."

If she'd had the energy, she would've argued. He was in pain, too. Who was taking care of him?

They'd been staying in one of the farmhouses unaffected by the wave. The owners were kind enough to house many, seeing as they had the most room and the most food. But products wouldn't last forever, and winter was hitting hard. The timing could not have been worse.

A public wake was held in memory of their fallen Queen. Citizens lit candles and sang a song into the night sky every night since their princess returned. The coronation was going to have to wait, but people had started acknowledging Anna as their new Queen already. She'd become queen in that cave, though that was the last thing on her mind in that moment.

Things had gotten only a little easier in spring when she had her own room to return to, hide in, and sleep in. It was a new safe space. She and Kristoff had decorated it to their own liking. It was his idea; something to keep her busy until she had to be queen.

Elsa had three years to prepare and heal after their parents never returned from their trip. Anna had only a few months, and a lot more grief and uncertainty to process. She was only twenty-one; the same age her sister was.

How could so much change in just three years? To get her back, and lose her just as fast.

Council meetings were difficult to attend. The moment Anna wasn't being engaged, she was lost in painful thought; so far into her own mind that she didn't hear the voices attempting to snap her out of her daze. It startled her every time, and almost always resulted in tears. She pulled through best she could, wiping her emotions away, taking a deep breath, and speaking as a queen would. This is it.

She felt as though she was hanging on by a thread, ready to snap and fall at any moment. She wondered; how long could she keep this up?

She dreamed of all the things she could've said or done differently. She dreamed of what could've been if she'd been more aggressive. She dreamed of a fight that her heart desired, that would never come.

Though these dreams were painful to process upon waking up, they beat the nightmares. She couldn't stand to hear those voices anymore; the laughter, the singing, the sounds of the ice- it was too much. It wasn't bittersweet; it was haunting.

Why couldn't we have done it together?

At least we could've died together.

But then Kristoff would have nothing. He'd be alone. He never would've gotten closure or answers.

And it would've been her fault.

No. That was worse. The thought of hurting him was so much worse than her own suffering. He deserved better than what she'd given him, and she had to prove it.

She worked hard on communication. Telling him that she loved him and was thankful for him. Thanking him for his efforts. Telling him when she was in need. Asking about his own feelings. Talking to him about his own pain. Letting him know that it was okay for him to talk to her.

"We have to take care of each other. It's us against the world now."

She'd asked him if he wanted to leave. If she'd hurt his feelings; broke his trust. If he'd given up on their love. If he felt too neglected.

He was honest, as per her own demand. He told her about his heartache; how she'd made him feel. How lost and alone he was. How confused. He told her how important communication was to him; now more than ever.

She heard every word. Thought on it. Cared for it. Care for him. She swore to do her best. To speak up. To swallow her pride or fear and speak her mind. That was all he needed, and all he needed to hear. He trusted her more than anyone. She was his best friend. Now and always.

It had been nearly seven months. Time seemed to crawl, and yet, Anna couldn't believe how long it had been. The vivid dreams made it feel like it hadn't been nearly a year since she'd last seen, touched, or heard her sister. Being in a new building, surrounded by new things, made it feel distant. The life she knew was now a distant dream. Her staff remained; that part was at least the same. But the pain in their gazes as they looked at her, the last of her blood, was a reminder of what she'd lost. After too many tearful encounters, she decided to relieve them of their duties and have them live elsewhere. It was a difficult decision, and it took the last piece of her childhood with, but it was necessary. She needed to build a fresh start.

And yet, she was obsessing. Every conversation led back to her desire to find the caves on her own. To make her way across the sea and walk the lands that stole her family. Something in her core was begging to go. Kristoff wouldn't let her. In fact, he was strongly against it.

"Your whole family was lost to the same quest. It doesn't matter how close they got or what they found; they never made it home. You cannot suffer the same fate."

It caused fights. She didn't want to hear that truth. She needed him to let her go.

"The kingdom needs you. Your people need you," he'd remind her. "And I need you."

It ended her obsession for a short time, but they'd end up in the same discussion almost every evening. Then they'd fight, calm dpwn, talk, and then sleep. They felt a distance forming between them. They'd almost always been inseparable; head-over-heels for each other, and they showed it. But lately, they weren't even up for cuddling. They craved affection and human contact, but feared using each other or hurting their relationship. They'd tried healing via sex only once and ended up regretting it for the following week. It wasn't them. Lust wasn't them. They needed love.

They weren't in the mood for love. They needed a friend. They were the friend that the other person needed. But there was a lingering pain. The grief had affected their romance, which added to their overall sadness. It felt like a hopeless, never-ending loop of devastation. Nothing was working in their favour.

She'd almost left. She almost gave in and left in the night to chase history once again. But she couldn't. She didn't have freedom anymore. She had a job now. Duties and responsibilities to tend to. Twenty-one going on forty.

Maybe it would be easier if the circumstances were different. If she'd chosen, or been asked. But she didn't have a choice. There was nobody else. No siblings, no cousins, no children- she was the last of her bloodline. All that had been built; generations of history was under her belt now. It was all hers, and she had to make it last.

I need to go there.

I need to see why it was worth their lives.

[romancevsreality-blog]

the bachelorette, season thirteen, episode eleven: is there ANYTHING that can get me excited for paradise?

I didn’t even have to check twitter to see the results.

I knew in my brain what was going to happen but my heart wanted to reject it.

Rachel and Bryan are engaged and the internet is pissed. I’m pissed. We’ve literally seen it on this franchise before - the attorney from the South falls in love with the good looking smooth-talker who she’s immensely physically attracted to. Andi Dorfman already did it, and even then it was less painful. Damn it, Rachel. You had it ALL. And now people will call your season a “failure” because you picked the wrong guy, your People cover sold poorly, Bryan was on a shitty UPN reality show, blah blah blah, and now we’ll never have another black lead on this series again.

Maybe I’m being dramatic, but this show prepares me for it.

I don’t understand the premise of the live finale, but this one is apparently going to be different - Rachel gets to awkwardly sit there in front of a live audience and watch herself break two guys’ hearts and settle for another one instead of being dragged out in the final hour of the finale to pretend she made a great decision!

We’re back in Rioja, in the Fanty Sweet, where Peter is still debating whether or not he’s going to propose. I don’t understand what the problem is for Peter. He signed up for a show where there’s a possibility of a proposal at the end. Remember Juan Pablo? Remember how terribly things ended for him when he couldn’t fully commit? I get it - you only want to propose once and get married once. But like, I don’t think Elizabeth Taylor thought “Eh, this wedding is nice, but I can’t wait for the fourth one!”

Come on, Peter. Be realistic. It’s The Bachelorette.

Rachel hands over the Fanty Sweet card.

Peter accepts.

The next morning, I scream because Rachel looks so gorgeous without makeup and her eyebrows are perfection. He’s feeling better, and she’s feeling better too, save for the fact that she wants a proposal and he doesn’t.

Fuck, we have to deal with Bryan’s Fanty Sweet now. Gross.

They ride horses, they drink wine in a gorgeous vineyard, and Rachel is distracted. She can’t stop thinking about Peter and The Stuff With Peter, and Bryan’s droning on and on about the strength of their relationship. Rachel is literally staring off into the (gorgeous) vines and Bryan is still 100% in her face, all up in her business becasue he thinks physical closeness = emotional closeness. Bryan calls their day “different” before they go to dinner, which is an interesting way to describe being someone’s consolation prize. He comments to her that she has been off all day and he’s noticed, and she agrees, and Bryan’s like, “SEE, I DO KNOW YOU.” Bryan, is that really worthy of a self-congratulatory moment?

Is anything?

They head into a much prettier Fanty Sweet than Peter and Rachel got, and literally say empty things back and forth to each other before they go into the room and bang it out.

I bet Bryan only has sex with the woman on top because he’s worried about his fillers shifting.

My Official Ranking Of Who Was Best in Fanty Sweets:

Peter. They definitely boned. He’s probably great at it.

Bryan. I mean, it’d be boring and mediocre but he probably put on some Sade and nothing’s wrong with a little Sade.

Eric. I just have a feeling there might have been a blue balls situation there.

The next morning they sit around and feed each other strawberries, and they make out in a barf-worthy way. Chris Harrison asks what went down in the Fanty Sweets and Rachel says she asked the men their credit scores and about their health insurance. Okay, Rachel. You’re still on my good side.

Finally we’ve reached the rose ceremony. Finally. Rachel wears a fabulous blood orange1 dress with black studs and basically we already know what’s going to happen. Rachel reminds us that she was eliminated at the final three and all but says “I better get a ring at the end of this shit, boy.” And Peter gets the rose.

Despite growing a man beard because Love Made Him A Man, Eric’s going home. Her feelings for him aren’t as strong as they are with the other two, and Eric thanks for for being open and allowing him to be open with her and he’ll always love her. She wonders if maybe she made the wrong choice.

Eric comes out for his time in the spotlight and says that loving Rachel made him whole and fulfilled him. I’m not crying, you’re crying. Rachel tells him he’s a great guy and the girl he finds will be so lucky to have him. You can tell their connection was real. I didn’t grow to LOVE Eric like some other people did, but I’m happy for him. I really am.

It’s time for the final two dates, thank god. Bryan and Rachel go on a hot air baloon and I cannot begin to give any kind of a fuck about him. I actually got up and cooked bacon in their date because I don’t even care. The whole date takes less than 6 and a half minutes, so they know we want to get to the goods. Bryan gives Rachel a custom Spanish-English Language dictionary and if women could lose their boners, this would make me look into a Viagra prescription. I can GOOGLE, motherfucker.

We enter into Peter’s final date and shit feels ominous. A monk takes them on a tour of a monastery, where Peter is feeling anxious about the idea of proposing to Rachel. Peter knows he’s falling in love with her, that he wants to spend his life with her, but he doesn’t know if it’s true love. He wants Rachel to be his wife and marriage doesn’t scare him, but he doesn’t know if he can propose.

Uh, Peter? You need one to get to the other. Stop talking about the future with her if you’re not going to give her what she wants.

They head into the evening part of their dates when Rachel and Peter were wearing the same thing. Rachel tells him that the “Motherfucker don’t get me up on that platform just to shoot me down” part of her speech in the rose ceremony was mostly for him. He tells her he loves her, but he’s not ready to propose because they’ve known each other about sixteen hours in total. Rachel calls him out for selling her a dream, and she doesn’t want someone who just wants to date her, she wants to know that whatever happens will eventually end in marriage.

The thing is, in any other scenario, Peter is correct. In this one, though, he’s wrong. Peter, you went on a fucking game show. I hate to call a woman a “prize” because women are not objects to be won, but the simple premise of this show is to fucking win. And to hopefully find love/marriage/sex/babies and all of that, but it’s mostly to WIN, and in this case, the prize is an engagement. You knew that going in. It’s like going on Jeopardy and being upset that you’re already given the answers and you have to provide the question.

Alec Trebek would have a field day with you, Peter.

When he says “I only have one opportunity at a proposal”, Rachel is right to call him out that he’s only allowing himself one opportunity. He’s choosing to be stubborn. He wants her to tell him that he’s the man she’s going to spend her life with, even though he knows she can’t and isn’t allowed to answer that question. We saw it implode in Ben’s face when he told both of his F2 that he loved them. But what I am sure of is if she had, he would have proposed. As much as Rachel wanted assuredness and confidence that This Was It, so did Peter.

Finally, Peter says that if it will keep her in his life, he’s willing to go through the whole shebang with her and get down on one knee the next day. He doesn’t think it’s the right time, but she’s the right person. He’ll go against his own personal stance on proposals and marriage just to keep her. And Rachel doesn’t want a proposal just to see how things might work out.

Personally, I think Peter wanted to have fun and potentially become The Bachelor and didn’t realize until it was time that - OH SHIT - he might have to get on one knee and ask this girl to marry him. It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Rachel was pretty much begging him to ask her to marry him and then realized - oh wait, I have another dude who’s super into me and who I don’t have to literally beg to be in love with and want me. There’s no guarantee with Peter, unfortunately, and no one wants to be the one who pressured someone to be with them.

I hate that I get it.

I don’t agree with it, but I get it.

Peter wishes Rachel the very best when Rachel says she can’t go through the rose ceremony if he’s just going to be her boyfriend. It’s soul crushing. There all is aching.

And then I realize.

FUCKING BRYAN WINS BY FUCKING DEFAULT??????????????????

And then I’m in a rage unlike any other that could possibly be seen in my lifetime. I knew it was going to happen, I didn’t want it to, but here we are. Alas. I can’t even cry when Peter says they’re both going to regret this decision - I mean, maybe? I don’t think so, though. Peter, you knew what you were getting into. You knew, and you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. This ain’t right, but it’s what had to happen. He tells her that she’ll have a mediocre life without him, and I gasped aloud. Oh my god. What a thing to say.

Our last shot of Peter is him ripping off his sweater and crying into it. Peter, I still don’t want you to be The Bachelor, but UGH.

Here’s the thing, though: we already had this finale. We had it twice - Desiree and Andi’s seasons, respectively. Well, not really. If you married both of those finales together, dabbled a little more awkwardness in there, you’d get this episode. At least Desiree didn’t have to sit there and watch herself sob hysterically over Brooks deciding to eliminate himself despite her only wanting and being interested in him the entire time only to turn around the next day and get engaged to another man in front of a live audience. Andi - a lawyer from the South - picked Josh - a smarmy, skeevy, kind-of-good-looking-in-a-tilt-your-head-kind-of-way former baseball player. We’ve seen it before, and I’m disappointed as all hell by it.

Peter comes out to talk to Rachel with Chris Harrison, and things are tense as hell. Peter tries to explain himself but really just blathers on for a bit because he doesn’t know how he couldn’t get to a proposal. Rachel mentions that it wasn’t that she wanted a proposal, she wanted to feel like he was really going to commit to her instead of just saying empty things and not going through with them. Rachel throws mad shade when he tries to be like “I couldn’t get out of my own head,” and she’s like “Nah, you took your time and worked at your own pace, and stuck to your guns - but this format isn’t for you.”

Read: You Should Not Be The Bachelor.

And I think she has a good point, despite people on the internet thinking this was a nasty, shady comment. If Bryan thinks being The Bachelor means he’ll have the reins, he’s wrong. You lose even more of your agency when you become the lead of this show, and everyone who’s read an article with Jason Mesnick knows this. The producers have a show to make, and you’re just as much of a player in their game as the other contestants. We’ve seen what happens when the Bachelor tries to go rogue. You can’t “take your time”. He tries to apologize for the “mediocre life” comment, and Rachel shuts that shit down because she’s living her “best life”.

Peter claims that he “feels attacked”, a classic move by white people towards black people upon being held accountable for their actions. It’s misogynoir to prey upon the “angry black woman” trope, and I am fucking tired of seeing it happen, even subconsciously. Rachel’s assessing her feeling on the situation, not attacking you. We find out that Peter tried to reach out to Rachel, but he wasn’t allowed to, for obvious reasons, and that he left her eyelashes on the floor for two days. Wasn’t he staying in a hotel? Housekeeping? Also, if you break up with a girl due to your lack of commitment, don’t contact her again. That makes no sense.

I guess we’ll get through the proposal even though I’m gagging. And not in the good, Drag Race kind of way.

All Rachel can say about Bryan is that he’s a good person. That’s it. Bryan’s at least had the good taste not to pick the most hideous of Neil Lane rings for Rachel, which is nice. Bryan’s nervous, but confident because they’ve talked about this, and oh, he wins anyway. If Rachel hadn’t done that NPR interview and said she was engaged at the beginning of the season, I would say she ran away from Bryan with an epic speech like at the end of UnReal’s first season.

I don’t think she doesn’t have feelings for Bryan, it just all seems so… blah. So unexcited. We saw more emotion out of Rachel the night before than we did this entire engagement. Jesus, who decided to have this thing outside? The winds are insane. I doubt she heard a damn thing he said. Blah blah blah “Chemistry bomb”, blah blah blah, “I used to date exciting and complicated dudes but now I want you!”

He gets down on one knee, and she screams. He asks her to be is reina forever, and she squeals, “It’s so PRETTY!” She says “Yes, give it to me, it’s so pretty!!!!!!!”

Uh. Rachel?

This isn’t your best look. There’s no joy, no warmth, it’s just… there. Like, why would your instantaneous reaction be “Give it to me!”, RAQUEL? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? My response will be to faint, probably.

At The Final Rose, Bryan re-proposes, probably because she couldn’t hear him the first time in Rioja. Bryan hasn’t gotten his cheek fillers re-done, which is good. Here’s the kicker: they’re not rushing into anything. They’re not planning a wedding yet, they’re taking it slow and trying to figure out where they’re living first.

Oh, god. Then we’re treated to some gross Fuck Island footage where alleged sexual assault is played out as “controversy”.

I’m trying to be excited, guys. I really am. It’s gonna get me at some point.

See you next week.

Amanda’s Final Assessments of the Season as a Whole:

I think despite my early assessment, this is the best group of guys this series has had in a long time. Dean, Alex, Diggy, Kenny - there was a great lot and the greatness should have outshined the awfulness (Lee, DeMario - though I’m hesitant to paint DeMario as a villain in any form now)

I’m low-key rooting for Alex to be The Bachelor. I know last time they went with “fan favorite” instead of “Top Three” we got Juan Pablo, but still. I think he’s hot as hell, smart as hell, and woke as hell. Otherwise, I think the alumni have now realized that Fuck Island is just as much of an audition for Bachelor as their actual season/placement, so we’ll see what happens there. My low-key support for Ben Zorn also… y’all, do I have a type?

If I were Rachel and Bryan, I would exit the limelight as soon as I could and start on building a relationship. Go back to your jobs and your lives and pretend like shit’s normal. I feel for Rachel - I’m sure she expected the fans of this show (I will not call it Bachelor Nation) were going to love her choice as much as she did, and was shocked to learn that people think she’s desperate for a ring, that he’s phony, and that most of the fans were rooting for the guy she turned on massively in the end. I bet it hurt to see the audience’s reactions to her choices during After The Final Rose (During The Final Rose?) and she seemed visibly angry during most of it.

I hate Bryan more than I hate Jordan Rodgers and his Jimmy Neutron haircut, sorry. Clearly no one told Bryan the Real Housewives rule that you don't get fillers done right before the season starts.

Despite my dislike for Bryan, I still... like Rachel? I know people really seemed to turn on her and her ability to make extremely emotional decisions, but this happens every season with the lead. We love them until we don’t have to anymore. It’s what these people turn into after the show is over that will determine how I feel about them. Remember how we all used to love Tanner before it turned out he was kind of an emotionally abusive asshole who literally blames his wife for getting pregnant with a baby girl?

I’m still happy Rachel was our first Black Bachelorette™, though. I’m happy we got one period, but especially one so accomplished, smart, strong, independent, funny, and charismatic makes a damn good role model for young girls and women. She is still an admirable person. She’s still a god damn queen and better thn most. Just because she showed a few flaws is no reason to discount having a person of color in the lead of this show. We’re all fucking flawed and sometimes, we’re all unlikeable. Is she gonna do some things we don’t like? Of course, we’re not holding her to Michelle Obama-level sainthood standards.

Rachel, beware of Bryan’s mom. She’s the type that’ll give you a strawberry and glass-shard smoothie.

What I would have done as The First Black Bachelorette™: I would have been a lot less classy and a lot less diplomatic.

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[httpiastri]

Hello love!

It's been a little while, so first of all-Happy belated birthday! I saw the messages on the day and wanted to write a little something, but then I got so busy 🙈 so I wish you all the best, for all of your wishes to be fulfilled and a great year overall!

I really like the new layout, it seems so calm 🩵

I feel like my life has been so busy lately, I barely had time to catch my breath. But for now, I am incredibly happy to be here and getting to know me again in a completely different environment. My host family is so lovely and last weekend I met some nice au pairs that live really close to me, so now I am not even alone anymore haha!

Being here also means that I am kinda always out and about, so I only watched fp3 yesterday and the start of the f2 race today. It's a shame it got cancelled so soon :( but safety first of course!

I won't be able to watch the F1 race tomorrow, but I am still hoping for some Lando magic. I really want him to win the race, but I also want to be there and watch it live? But it will be Max's win anyways lol!

In the last ask you said you were planning dropping out of uni- I am sorry to hear that, even though its probably for the best if you don't like the subjects. I don't know how people react in your country with news like that, but just remember that it's most important to be happy with what you do! (Who knows? Maybe you want to do a year abroad somewhere as well?)

I will probably catch up on all the writing you uploaded in the last couple of days and go to bed then- I am exhausted 😴

-✨

love! hello!! thank you so much, i hope you get a lovely year too 💘 and thank you! my old theme was so random shssjhs i do enjoy this a bit more !!

aw it makes me so glad to hear that you are happy and that the people around you are good to you. and i love the positive mindset! it must be really challenging but you’re doing so well 🥹 and oooo you met some people!! that’s lovely !!! are they from a lot of different countries or is it all kind of similar? if you get what i mean shsksjs

yeah it must be hard to keep track of all racing when you’re so busy… i was disappointed about them cancelling f2 but i do think it was a good choice, it didn’t seem very safe. it just sucks that they can’t like postpone sessions instead of cancel them :( like i get that it’s because of the schedule on the track but it still sucks! for everyone probably

!! crossing my fingers for lando tomorrow !!!! hoping for maybe a little rain (but not so much that it’s dangerous) for tomorrow’s f2 feature so arthur can get some easy climbing…. pls he deserves some points 🙏🙏🙏

hmm well in my country i guess it’s kinda like… not super weird to not go to uni? or at least it’s common to take a few years off to work and stuff after high school. the good thing about sweden is that school doesn’t cost anything so i have no debts and won’t lose any money for dropping out, which i guess is a big problem for people dropping out in other countries. we even get paid to go to school here, and tbh i was gonna use that money to pay for rent but that’s not happening now…. so well 🫠 but yes thank you, i will try to remember that!! <3

to be honest, i’ve thought a lot about moving to another major city or even going abroad, because recently i feel like this place isn’t for me in some way. i applied (and got accepted) to a school in the second biggest city, but i have too many responsibilities here this year that i just can’t escape from so it just wouldn’t work out 🥲 but i really do think that moving abroad is going to be the goal for me for the future! idk how but im gonna try to make it happen lmao!! i shall take inspiration from your braveness 🥰🤭

awh, i hope you get some good sleep and dream sweet dreams of our boys!! 😚😚😚

[hotgirlssupportlando]

one day x lando norris pt 3

this is a part of my series following one day of every summer from 2016 onwards in y/n’s and landos lives, exploring their friendship and love for one another. ofc not a smooth ride with some angst and fights along the way. a friends to lovers, growing up together kind of thing. read first part here pairing: lando norris x fem!reader summary of this part: y/n having a hard time adjusting to life at uni so she turns to her friend lando for comfort warnings: none? a little sad wc: 1,1k a/n: sorry it has been a while since posting, i've been finishing my masters thesis and processing lando's first win!!! yayyy :) BUT i'm going to upload more frequently now x

late summer of 2018

y/n was on the verge of tears, breathing heavily to calm herself as the outgoing facetime call echoed in her university dorm room. she was sat on the floor of the dark room with her back uncomfortably leaning against her bed.

”please, please, pleease lando pick up” she whispered desperately, praying that he wasn’t too busy preparing for another upcoming f2 weekend. seconds felt like minutes when the only person she wanted to talk to didn’t pick up his phone. y/n sighed and was about to end the call when the  deafening silence suddenly was cut with a loud and excited ”hellooo my smart girl!!”. in about two nanoseconds y/n could see that lando was at the gym training with jon, immediately regretting that she called.

”oh i’m sorry i can call you later” y/n said trying to sound as happy as she could in the state that she was in. but lando knew her from inside and out so her act wasn’t very convincing.

”hey y/n, what’s going on? are you okay?” lando said after processing the sight.

”yeah no it’s nothing.. i can call you when you’re done training” y/n said as she faked another smile. 

”y/n seriously you have a nice smile but you can’t convince anyone with that, i can see from miles away that something’s wrong. and however i’m done with training so i’m all yours” lando said with a concerned voice as he walked over to a private part of the gym. 

”thanks lan.. I, I just-” y/n whispered, looking away from the boy up to the ceiling to prevent any tears from developing. ”I just don’t fit in here lan.. it’s not at all what i thought it would be”

”oh darling.. i’m sorry to hear that”

”i just don’t know what to do, i haven’t even got any friends lando! how pathetic is that?? i’m surrounded with geeks and people with zero social skills who all have found friends but not me? ugh i just hate this place, i hate all these people..” 

the girl in his phone who had tried her best to keep it together bursted out into tears. ”you know how much i wanted this! i’ve always imagined that the university would be my thing, where i would find my place and blossom. but tell me how can i do that when all i manage to do is sit alone in classes, sit alone and eat and then go to my dorm to - surprise - sit alone on my bed being depressed.”

”i’m so sorry y/n..”

”…AND as the icing of the cake, not a single on of my friends are even close to fucking edinburgh - couldn’t somebody have prevented me from coming here? why didn’t i just stay in london where everybody else is? nooo, i just had to be special.” y/n sobbed as tears streamed down her face. 

”i ju-, just miss everyone so much lando. i miss my friends. i miss my family. i miss you. i miss you for not being five minutes from my home. i miss our drives and talks and laughs lando. it feels like i haven’t seen you in forever”

”i know y/n i miss you too, it has been too long since i saw you in any other place than my phone”

y/n wiped away her tears ”yeah.. i’m sorry i know you’re busy with everything in f2, i don’t mean to blame you for this.. i just miss your stupid hugs so damn much sometimes” she said as a small smile cracked upon her lips. 

”heey i didn’t know my hugs were that badly ranked” lando giggled receiving a laugh from y/n too. 

”and y/n?”

”hm?” ”why haven’t you told me that edinburgh is in a different timezone than london?” he asked.

”what? it isn’t? who tricked you into that?” y/n answered confused.

lando laughed, ”y/n look around you, it’s so pitch black in that room i can barely see you! the only thing my screen is picking up is your bleached teeth”

”lol lando it’s called depression” y/n laughed ”i’m always in depression-timezone, always hauntingly black surroundings, nothing for cheerful and life-enjoying boys like you” she joked.

”no, no, no let’s not go back to you being sad again, i just managed to make you happy again!!” lando proclaimed. 

”whoops sorry” she smiled ”no but seriously thank you lando, i really needed this. someone to vent to. but now i really have to go, i’m getting late to my class, even though i’m pretty sure no one’s missing me”

”stop it y/n, you’re missed, if not by your lame classmates then by me and all your friends and family”

”thanks lando, that’s very sweet of you. bye now” y/n smiled, this time genuinely. 

”bye darling”

—

hours later that night y/n was, like every other night, sat on her bed watching friends for the millionth time. her newly made tea was way too hot to drink so she put the mug on her bedside table. as she was on her way to snuggle back under her sheets watching her series she heard a knock from her door. y/n froze. without moving too much and making any noise she looked at the clock on her wrist. 23:38. after watching way too many documentaries she automatically drew the conclusion that it with most certainty was a killer of some sort. with this in mind she quietly picked up the nearest item to defend herself with, a hot cup of tea. 

it knocked on the door again. but it wouldn’t be possible for anyone to enter the building without anybody noticing, right? y/n calmed down a little bit, taking her phone with her to be able to call for help if it was needed. slowly she walked to her door and opened it. the sight in front of her was beyond what she had imagined. it was lando. there he was standing in her corridor in the middle of the night with a bouquet of flowers in one hand and 12-pack of pepsi max in the other. the sight made her revisit the memory of them meeting two years ago when he, with the same smirk on his face and a similar bouquet of flowers in his hand, won a bet against her leading to their first kiss. y/n smiled when she noticed the pepsi in his other hand, as he since that day in 2016 always provided her with the drink as some sort of consolation prize for the lost bet.

”i heard you were in need of a stupid hug” lando smiled

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[ts-seychelles]

EP. 5 - “Finally Some Tea To Spill”- JG

I'M FUCKING ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The challenge made my laptop commit suicide. Thankfully we didn’t lose >.< now idk who’s on my tribe since there is too many names fksnidkdenf someone send help

Ohhhh boy, a tribe swap. This is 1) terrible 2) terrible 3) terrible Of course I’m happy I’m with Jared but it’s....gonna be tough. I’m hoping my previous relationships with the little Lazares will keep me safe but if Malabar vs. Lazare occurs I’m gonna have to take a side...Ugly. I just wanna make it to  merge. Ghost island is gonna be so crucial and if they send like.... Zach or Reuben....I’ll be thrilled because we can get out Alex. But if they send JG again, well fuck it all. I just wanna....get far. But this game is so difficult to do so, these tribal line shits keep messing everything up.

https://youtu.be/M2h87jBznnA

Holy shit okay so, we just swapped. There is a small feeling of disappointment because I know I could've gotten an original Lazare out had we went to tribal again. It'll be alright. I'm definitely in a better situation now. Last night I was in a pretty bad way over how Samantha went out of the game, but I was able to call a couple friends and they helped me feel better about the situation. I just hated how they had their minds set going into tribal and then it's like a movie scene where Isaac's rant changes Ashen's mind and then the others slowly follow. Anyways, Isaac apologized, and from like an objective perspective of course I have a better chance to win with Samantha in the game, but I also have a fresh start for whenever I meet Vilma. ---So, the swap.--- Roxy, Ruben, Zach - new people/Original Lazare - have been together the whole time. Alex - Original Lazare - spent just as much time with me, and I have a super solid bond with him. Regan - Original Malabar - was on my original tribe, and I have a close bond with her. JG - I have been with the whole time. Nicole - the most amazing lady on the planet. It's definitively a much better situation. I have interacted with a lot of these people. Hopefully I can make them regret ever letting Nicole and myself get on the same beach. The good thing is, JG and Regan kind of need us, unless JG decided to go the route of feeding the monster. Should they stick with us, which would be in their best interest, the 4 Original Lazare can't get the numbers without Nicole. There is a solid chance that we can convince them that I will just vote with them, since I voted out Drake. Of course I have no interest in doing that, since "we're" already down 10-6 in the numbers. Regardless of how one feels about voting based on tribal lines, there is wayyyy too much risk involved to continue to vote off OG Malabars. I feel like I'm in a powerful position right now. I know where the Legacy Advantage is, I have a close-ish relationship with JG and he alluded to having something from Ghost Island, and I have the SAPPHIRE IDOL!!! Like B I T C H ok!! So what the Sapphire Idol does- the castaways vote and afterwards a host will say "if anyone has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, now would be the time to do so." If the idol is played, the TWO highest vote counts will be nullified, regardless of who actually played the idol. If there is a tie for second most votes, all of those people become immune. There are a LOT of ways I could fuck this up. But there are also a lot of ways this could be game-breaking. It's good until F6 so I will be sure to use it in the most efficient way possible. -Trust Rankings- 1. Nicole with a bullet 2. Regan 3. JG 4. Alex 5. Roxy 6. Ruben 7. Zach

Why does Regan look like young Martha May from the Grinch movie with Jim Carey

I've realized my destiny... in this game... I AM Chris Jericho

this swap was interesting. 5-3? who knows what's gonna happen? all of my closest allies and most feared competitors being on the other tribe and I'll take all the middle of the road people on my tribe to make relationships with instead? I'll take it If you're reading this postgame and you were on the NuTakamaka tribe at any point, this is how I feel about you. Feel bad about yourself :)

(A LITTLE BIT LATER)

I trust Augusto the most, have a f2 with him and told him about my idol bc he's the man and if he fucks me over it's what I deserve from what he did in flops I really trust Dan I trust Vilma I have a lot of faith in Asya I like Ashen I find it hard to connect with Ricky Vi is inactive but when we talk it's kinda dope and normally pretty fun conversations. I want her to turn up her social game so she doesn't have to go home :) there's my swap assessment. thanks for coming to my ted talk

Y’all really got dinner and a show last tribal, huh! That tribal council was incredibly wild from start to finish and it made me realize a few things. For one, I completely contradicted myself with just about everything I’ve been saying so far in relation to Vilma/Samantha so that’s on me. A large part of why I wanted Samantha to stay in this game was because I think she’s amazing and a close ally and I wanted Vilma gone simply because she was a Lazare. Ironically, if I had kept Samantha it could’ve been another Bhutan situation where I tried to keep someone who benefitted myself more so than others but would’ve likely taken my place in the game eventually. I am here ultimately to fulfil my unfinished business and I genuinely believe that last round was the first step in doing so. I kept on saying that this game transcends tribal lines to people such as Nicole but I had no way of showing it, so this was my chance to do so. Did I make a mistake? Possibly, but again it is something I can grow from. Secondly, this vote really made me realize that my worries about Ashen are true and that Ashen is a gameplayer who will do just about anything to play the game. While I do get where Ashen was coming from with publicly saying that she wanted Samantha out, I do hope it shows others some not so positive things. The whole situation really made myself and Regan look somewhat stupid, so that should hopefully make Regan and I seem like better people to work with down the line. Also, this brought Regan and I even closer which is awesome since I was kinda iffy on how much she trusted me, so that’s cute! Since we did get rid of Samantha, it’s currently a 10-6 game and honestly, I’ve overcome even greater odds in the past so I’m prepared for just about anything.

(A LITTLE LATER)

Another swap, another opportunity to change my game. The swap did not really come as a shock to me, but I wish I was on Lazare with those amazing ladies since that tribe was super cute. The dynamic would’ve been interesting as I think Regan and I could’ve pulled in Nicole as Ashen likely won Vilma’s trust, but who knows maybe this swap was for the better! NuTakamaka is certainly interesting to say the least as now I get to meet Asya, Ricky, and Vi, I get to reunite with Dan, get to see Johnny again, and then stick with Ashen and Vilma from my old tribe. If we look at the numbers, it’s 4-3 (Lazare vs Malabar) and 3-3-2 (Takamaka vs. Lazare vs. Malabar) so who knows what could happen since what is shown on paper doesn’t really reflect reality. Small fun fact, now that I’m on Takamaka… I’ve been on all 3 tribes so yay for that, we love an aesthetic sister.

(AFTER COMING BACK BECAUSE HE FORGOT TO SAY SOMETHING)

This round really is interesting, not gonna lie! For starters, before the vote switching from Vilma to Samantha, both Regan and Ashen made a note to try and make a pact to get rid of Nicole and Jared since they are shady. I was also told that Jared is especially shady, which puts me in a Sticky Situation™ since I would consider Jared a super close ally of mine. I haven’t really been in the community enough to know the play styles of people like Jared, but it is a bit worrying when multiple people are saying he’s a shady character. It especially puts me in a weird spot because I can quickly see the merge becoming Jared/Nicole vs the World and I don’t really know where to stand in that. I do think I’ll be a bit more cautious about how I handle my relationship with Jared on the off chance that he is a super shady player and is playing me. As much as I would love a ride or die, the only person I can trust fully is myself. With the Samantha vote and now this, it makes me realize that I can’t and shouldn’t always try to do what’s best by other people and should benefit myself however I can. It’s not that crazy of a concept hgnfmd,s

(WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT)

At the beginning of the season, I said that my reunion with Johnny would be interesting and result in either a Clash of the Flops or the best collab since Mariah and Whitney. On the real though, I was totally expecting a Clash of the Flops but Johnny said fuck that and wanted to make a hit with me. Being honest, I do still have some doubts but an ally is an ally. Johnny and I talked a lot about our Flops experience and that this time should be different, different enough that he wanted to make a final 2 deal. Obviously I took it, but is that my plan? I’m not sure, I will do whatever is best for me to win this game and if that means that Johnny is out of the picture, then so be it. My elimination in Flops was a LARGE part of why I have unfinished business in the first place, so we’ll see. Johnny then proceeded to tell me that he found the Lazare Hidden Immunity Idol on like the first day and when I tell y’all I was SHOOK, I was SHOOK! I thought I was really doing something since on the Lazare Beach since I found a bridge to either a Shipwreck or a Unsearched Island, but I guess it didn’t lead to anything there. It’s awesome he shared that bit of information with me since it should make it so he trusts me with more as information is key in this game. Hopefully he helps ME find an idol so we can be twins since twinning is winning.

(AFTER WE BEGGED HIM TO STOP TALKING AND GIVE OTHERS A CHANCE)

Aside from a reunion with Johnny, I was able to reconnect to Dan who I was close to on OG Malabar! I’m super happy he made it out of that 5-1 situation and that we could work together, so yay for that! He also told me that he wanted to work with Johnny which was fine by me, but I made it seem that I was a bit apprehensive just to hide my alliance with Johnny so I hope that worked. I ran an idea by Dan of the Takamaka Tribe (Dan, Johnny, Vi) and the Lazare Tribe (Ashen, me, Vilma) teaming up again Ricky and Asya. Okay, I love Ricky but Asya and him are threatening in this game since they are really social. Aside from that, I got tea for Vilma that she suspects those two, Nicole, and Roxy of being an alliance which I can see as Nicole mentioned those three a lot. Dan seemed fine with the idea, which is nice. I later talked to Johnny and he obviously seemed a bit more cautious as he liked Asya and would’ve preferred Vi as a target, although he doesn’t mind Ricky leaving. In order to get him to like the idea more, I did expose the potential Ricky/Asya/Nicole/Roxy alliance which piqued his interest to say the least. I do hope that the idea to get rid of either Asya or Ricky can be realized since like… I don’t talk to Asya much and Ricky is a threat SO yeah, we’ll see!

(AFTER STEALING ONE OF OUR CAMERAS BECAUSE WE “DIDN’T CAPTURE EVERYTHING WE NEEDED TO”)

The challenge flop is here and queer! Tetris is seriously not my challenge and the fact that I did super shitty on it is not reassuring to a person that could potentially go home. That being said, Takamaka won anyway so I got my first reward win out of the way and my overall second challenge win! (Hopefully a third is in my future gjfdks) My tribe does look to be stacked in terms of challenge strength, which is good and bad for me since I should hopefully be on the winning tribe or we lose and I stick out like a sore thumb. Realistically, challenges have never been my strong suit which is why I kick up the charm to keep my seat at the tribe table. (UPDATE: TAKAMAKA WON AND I’M QUAKING GHJFKD<L)

https://youtu.be/_Y1Va_c9KBs

We won immunity bc of me dan and ricky wooooooooo also apparently zach had an alliance with everyone and that boy was HUSTLIN so he can GO!!!! Ricky said that he knew about this six person alliance that Zach was proposing to me alex nicole roxy ruben, but then I KNOW he made a smaller one without alex and nicole in it, so now we do have a chat of four, and I trust it........ MIGHT let him know what everyone has been saying, but I don't want him to scramble and then let it get back to it coming from me...... no no no The good thing about this challenge tonight is that it established a stronger relationship between Ricky and i, and it made Dan and I form a trio with Ricky. We'll see how this all goes down. I know Dan wanted to split up Ricky and Asya come next vote, but I also just don't know how things are going to go with this new development I kinda feel like my head has been in the clouds all game, especially pertaining to the original Lazare tribe bc there was clearly a lot more going on than I knew.. I gotta come back to earth a little bit uwu

Since Jeopardy ended I have been wide the fuck awake. I’m me popping off at Jared for no reason when I literally like him and was just stressed. I love that I can’t apologize hehe. I think people def saw me at my worst personality wise in that comp which sucks. The same thing happened in Mongolia. Like people on the other tribe thought I was an ass because sometimes I can be a little argumentative (hi hosts @synecdoche). But honestly being safe makes me feel SO good. I’m excited too because from working together so well, me, Ricky, and Johnny have really formed a bond which is great. Ricky is close with Asya which is good for us, and I feel like if we ever went to tribal in this tribe, the three of us would make it out unscathed. I really need to start being more social, my work life has just been super hectic lately, but hopefully that’s coming down :~)   I do think I carried my team a little bit in the Jeopardy challenge too which makes me nervous bc people might see me as a comp threat now. Like we’ve been knew that I’m good at comps (on occasion) but sometimes we don’t need to be reminded nah mean.

We lost! And from the sounds of it, not by very much. Luckily, we've got room to cut some people out. Jared is obviously tight with Nicole and they'll always be a target moving forward, so it would be nice to keep him in for a bit. People wanted Regan gone before, but if everyone wants Regan gone AND she is an asset in the challenges, I see no reason that we should let her go. Unfortunately, that leave JG who is having some family troubles right now. It would suck to get rid of someone going through troubles, but if he can't be involved and has to focus on family, then that is more important.

I’m getting a tattoo that says “Spheniscus mendiculus”

First time voting tonight. These people seem to be afraid of commitment. It makes me uneasy, but we've got to stick together. Alex seems more distant than usual.

I'm tellin y'all, being a mediator in an alliance of crackheads is tough, Nicole is a very smart cookie, and I'm very grateful for her help in this game but sometimes I feel like it could all crumble at any second. I am just buying time right now, I need more time to get my ducks in a row for the merge. I've put in a massive amount of leg work so that I will be covered from every angle. I'm really trying to use this sapphire idol as a last resort. I think the thing with me is, I play much better with control. When there is even a hint of uncertainty I just start to get paranoid. I think multiple times this game I've been able to keep that aspect of me under wraps (for the most part.) I just feel a lot better when I'm confident. Like I need a chat but I can't be the one who makes it. I need to guide people to the answer but I can't say it outright. I like a good lead from behind strategy, but I'm not really behind anyone. I just really need to grind this out until merge, and make it a full out war between Alex and Dan. I think in that situation I would side with Alex, but I need to get to that point. It would require for Alex to still be in the game, and for me to feel confidently enough in my rebuilding of that relationship. As of right now, my eyes are on Zach. I don't think he is a prime player in the Lazare dynamic, but I think taking him out sends a message. Don't sleep on the King of Mykonos.

Finally some tea to spill , Jared Nicole Regan and I formed a alliance and I am all for this it keeps me safe and I really like these people and feel I can trust them plus Jared and Nicole will always be seen as a threat over me, apparently I'm the vote from the others and or they are splitting me and Regan. Sooo We shall see I have a plan with my fake idol to cause some shit We shall see though. :) XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IAUwPtsqUI

So me Nicole Jared and JG have a plan to blindside the others and get out Zach. (All over pms I don't trust them all enough. ) and they wanna split between me and JG but they're idiots if they think that's gonna work lmao. I can't wait to get out Alex eventually it will be amazing. Like as I said never get too comfortable and Zach is definitely comfortable. They all are. Hopefully it works but I have a bad feeling about this all

i dont understand why only 2 out of 8 people on our tribe are searching for the idol.......

all the power to augusto and i, I suppose

https://youtu.be/UGEVt9Nrff0

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hi I was wondering if you could do a fluff w felipe, where reader is a 02 leclerc, and the whole grid knows that reader has a crush on felipe and felipe on the reader EXCEPT the leclerc boys. one day reader is rambling about school and felipe stares at her lips and eventually leading to kissing (maybe when they kiss you could add like the reader nervously pushing felipes face away w her palm bc she’s nervous, but they kiss) it’s ok if you don’t want to though

Why Are We Killing Clem? (Felipe Drugovich X Leclerc! Reader)

Fandom: RPF/Formula 1

Requested: Clearly (I loved this, I hope you do too <3) Also, yall please vote on this POV poll

Warnings: none.

POV: First Person (I/me)

W.C. 1003

Summary: Overprotective brothers and crushes aren't a good mix.

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

~~(^Pinterest)

I am a pretty open book, any of my friends will tell you that. That’s not to say that subtle isn’t my middle name; it is and I can keep a secret when I need to. I just have nothing to hide.

So that might be a lie.

When you have three overprotective older brothers, it’s only normal to fib a little. Like if I had broken that plate or if I borrowed/stole a hoodie or if I liked anyone. Especially when it came to people I liked. Especially if that hypothetical person I liked was also a racing driver. Especially if that hypothetical person was a racing driver for another team. Especially if that hypothetical person was Felipe Drugovich.

Hence why I don’t say anything to them. I would never be allowed to go to a race again! If they knew that I had a crush on Felipe, I would never be allowed out of their sight on race weekends. As far as they are aware, he is just my best friend, and until I see a clear sign that he likes me back, it will stay that way.

I found out from a few of my F2 friends that they were heading to the next race early to hang out and party before getting back to work since there was a gap week, and it took a little (a lot) of begging before I was allowed to join them. Granted, I am old enough to make my own decisions, but I travel with Charles. It just seemed like the nice thing to do. 

During this week, I still had online classes, so I needed to work around my academic obligations when it came to having fun with my friends. One day, in particular, I had an essay to work on, so I brought my computer since the plan was to hang out at the hotel’s pool.

I sat off to the side, typing away while most of my friends played volleyball in the pool. I was not too far away, just enough so the water being splashed between teams would not destroy my laptop.

“Are you going to join the game?” A voice asked, causing me to look up and see Felipe standing beside me. He took a seat toward the end of the lounge chair I was on as he looked at my screen, seeing how far I was. He noticed I was not anywhere close to being done, but something caught his eye, so he asked about it. “What are you working on?”

“An essay for my English class,” I did not delve into it, thinking he would not care. “I decided to relate it to one of the topics in my major since we could choose the topic.”

“Is there a reason you’re being vague?” He joked, leaning forward to read a little bit of the paper. “I’m interested in what you’re doing.”

“You’re just saying that because you don't want to get in the water, and I’m the only one that’s sitting on the deck,” I chuckled nervously. Felipe and I were never this close when we were alone. Even if our friends were not that far away, they were too busy with the game to notice anything happening between us. “You don't have to pretend you’re interested in my academics.”

“Who said I was faking it?” He feigned hurt as he put a hand to his chest. “I’m offended you think so little of me.”

“You are the least offended person I know,” I laughed, setting my laptop aside. “You are the most laid-back, chill person ever. There is no way this offends you.”

“You always listen to me rant about racing. Maybe I want to hear you rant about your interests,” Felipe whispers. “You always give your opinions on the race or our strategies, but we never talk about what you like. Now, we have the chance, and I’m all yours.”

I don’t know if it was the general sincereness of someone being interested in my life or the fact that it was Felipe, but I started rambling. I explained the entire timeline of the topic I chose, going off on tangents as I did so, and throughout the entire spiel, he remained interested. He nodded along, and even provided his own input here and there but left most of the discussion up to me. He also helped me figure out a subtopic I could use for my paper. Maybe I really just needed to talk it out with someone, so I was super appreciative of him.

Felipe, on the other hand, found it endearing. He didn’t even think before he leaned forward, and in the middle of my sentence, he placed his lips on mine. At first, I froze and tried to push him away until I realized.

This is the guy I have been pinning after for who knows how long, and now, he is kissing me.

I moved my hands from his chest to wrap around his neck as I closed my eyes and kissed him back, leaning into his body. It was just like I thought it would be, fireworks exploding between us. It was just us, no one else.

“I’m telling Arthur!” That French fucker.

“Clem, I will kill you!” I shouted as I laughed in embarrassment, knowing that all of our friends just witnessed our first kiss. I leaned against Felipe’s shoulder as we both looked over at our friends who were mocking us until the sound of the pool gate distracted some of them.

“Why are we killing Clem?” A voice I immediately recognized as Arthur said as he walked through the gates to the pool area. My eyes grew wide as I jumped away from Felipe, but by then, I knew he already saw us. He looked confused as he came into my line of sight before pointing at us. “And why are you and Felipe so red? Don’t lie to us.”

“I am so dead.”

~~~~~

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EPISODE #1

As the cast get settled into the Dragonfly Inn, tensions arise between a few guests. Personalities don’t always mesh and alliances are formed quickly in the first few days of the game. Let’s check in on the houseguests as we begin our journey on Gilmore Girlssssss Bigggggg Brother!

Andrew

Lov it is lit rally 6 hours ahead of est in italy and like my dummy dum dum ass was like oooooo lets play this fuckin game that starts in the middle of my italy trip?? so i love that for my brain. i saw the post, saw clash and dan got the twist thingy, talked to some people for a little bit, and then went the fuck to bed

Isaac

This cast fucking blows.

Randy

5 of the cast are women, 16 are bitches ding ding is it bad that i dont see myself not making it late game like i thought i had an uphill battle but these bitches accepted me so easily so this is gonna be easy

Chelsea

Hi everyone! I'm gonna try to stay on top of my shit but no promises. There are a lot of people that I don't know at all in this game, but so far Randy, Clash, Nick, and Dani have been the people to message me. Dani and I played Guyana together and did well, so it's nice to have her as someone to talk to this early on.

I don't really see any obstacles yet, it's all a matter of how i bring my game to the table and who i learn does it better. This is my second BB game so I have a little bit of learning to do since the gameplay is a bit different than Survivor.

I love the idea of going to Friday night dinner. Not only do i love dinner and Friday nights, but i think it's completely fair and chill. Your decisions may or may not help you and that's what I like. I enjoy seeing how advantages work for different people and how people make weaker ones work in their favor.

I joined this game last minute when I wasn't planning on playing for a while, so I'm still trying to get mentally prepared for the conversations and challenges ahead. I hope that doesn't put a target on my back.

Nick

https://youtu.be/KKrQn3xNd1A

( a little while later) 

Still no reply from Karen but according to Randy, Karen has a premade that she plans on sticking with all game. Randy also told me he wants me to win hoh but I don’t know if I really want it.

(a little while after that)

Karen messaged me which is a yay! I’m hoping he was just busy and didn’t see my message but who knows... can’t wait to play this first hoh and get last in it probably!

Andrew

at this point with the people left who can still win hoh.....i think theres a chance that dani or madison could put me up just bc idk them and im having very boring, fake conversation with them lmao. i love being a meninist! anyway-- i think id be fine with everyone else? i hope. so likeee fuck this hoh ig. i dont need it. if i somehow get it, ill just put up the people that ive talked to the least? also im lowkey worried JG would put me up just bc we arent talking a lot. i should talk to him more huh.. anyway i would hope im good w everyone else. nick - who i was worried about - even told me im good with him if he wins hoh and i told him same. so wow oh wow ive made my first deal of the game

Head of Household commences and Clash is the Head of Household after a water balloon fight. Alliances begin to form as a obvious friendship of Karen, Isaac, Ricky and Andrew is spotted by another emerging friendship of Nick, Madison and Randy. But, is everything as it seems? 

Liana

Hi first confessional here. I've been struggling with playing 2 games at the same time it's hard to keep up. Now i get some quiet time to catch up this lovely morning. This cast is fun and varied. I was excited to see some people I've played with in the past (Drew, Karen, Isaac, Andrew, Dan, and Ricky) and meet some new people. I'm finding it hard to message people because I hate the awkward small talk in the beginning but I don't want to get targeted. While I know those people from the past, they're also obstacles because I know, according to timestamps, Karen and Isaac targeted me in the HOH and they're probs definitely working together. I'm hoping I can stay under the radar for now and let large groups go after each other until I get a chance to build more relationships.

Madison

Let's review

In the past 24 hours I have: -implied f2 with Dan -implied f2 with Nick -f2 with Clash -Alliance with Nick and Randy -implied alliance with Bobby and Nick -alliance with Randy Adrian JG Clash

Nick

Clash winning HOH is acceptable! I think he trusts and likes me and he wanted me to win hoh when I was still in which shows something. On top of that we both had the same sorta idea to put Isaac and Karen up which I’m just here like “bye bye bitches” and these inactive players will hopefully learn how to speak some English.

Dan

Clash winning hoh is like a damn Hawaiian vacation for me. I don’t have to worry about being nominated, I still don’t have to talk to these crackheads, and I can maybe get noms how I want them. I love being pretty

Ricky

My first night in the Dragonfly Inn was riddled with terrible associative experiences in my real life, .org life, and romantic life. So....not great.

Adrian

im here and im ready to dominate

Drew

Right now i don't have a game, Andrew and I keep talking about maybe deciding to start playing but then everyone else who's like old school PI type people that we could tap (Ricky, Isaac, Karen) keep sucking massive ass

so the plan is to be just barely known enough to survive and then we'll reassess in like three rounds when i start wanting to win challenges

aka when the cast gets normal sized

Andrew

i mean im gonna work with isaac and ricky for sure i think bc we're a power trio and can fuck shit up when we put each of our single brain cells together. i like also wanna work with karen and/or drew and/or sammy bc they all me friends. i usually dont trust karen or drew for too long in games but like this is bb and not survivor and i play these 2 games v differently so we'll see what happens. madison and nick were really giving me nothing to work with night one even tho i wanted to have more indpeth convo with them. dan and jg i wanna try working with. clash..... we're gonna manipulate xoxo

clash has been involved with a lot of drama in this community and to be real i still dunno how i feel about him cuz like,,,,,ive only hosted him? and hes kinda immature but like also ig i can work close with him in an actual game and get better bearings on who he is.. maybe he can be a good ally? maybe i can just manipulate the fuck out of him and get him to say he loves me after knowing me for 6 days?

(a little while later)

me to dani: yeah it’s hard being in everyone’s pms haha Also me: rapid fire texting every single houseguest all the way from the homeland

(a little while later)

I'm tryna talk to everyone just so I'm not nominated because for whatever reason I have a bad track record of getting nommed week one? I only wanna win veto comps if I'm actually on the block. HOH rn is dumb and I'm just gonna do the bare minimum to keep myself from being nominated lol

(a little LATER after that)

okay so im gonna make a list from 1 being who i wanna mcshoot to 11 being no pls i dont wanna pull the trigger piglet

1. Madison ew smelly 2. Dani kinda smelly dont trust it 3. JG i like dunno where i stand w him 4. Clash i think he trusts me but that would be crackhead hour 5. Randy same with Clash but less hormonal(?) 6. Liana dont think she'd put me up.. 7. Karen same with Liana but im better fwiends w her uwu 8. Nick we made a deal so like? stick to it?? 9. Adrian a cool man that I wanna get closer to 10. Isaac we tryna power trio w him and Ricky 11. Ricky I think he'd have a better chance at beating Isucc

1 is take em out chief and 11 is sweet bb boi owo

(jesus take the wheel the cameraman gets super tired but Andrew keeps speaking)

Dear diary, clash won hoh today, and I hope he doesn’t put me up. If he does, then I’ll just bully him by constantly posting the screenshots of him confessing his love to Madison kimrey in the house chat. Till next time! Andrew <3

also yikes I guess dani assumes I’m the one who took her out in the challenge but like there were 8(?) of us left and lit rally lov we’ve talked for like 5 minutes so I could not give less of a shit lol

I could use Dani’s passive aggression to fuel a nuclear power plant

After the nomination ceremony where Isaac and Liana are nominated, tensions brew between Bobby and Isaac (which makes Isaac concoct a lie to make Bobby feel bad for being mean). The houseguests start to form alliances on late night calls, notably Madison’s two alliances Weiner Hard and The Chipettes. 

Nick

VL Cast Assessment/Opinions:

Adrian - We don’t exactly talk often but I feel quite safe with him... he gives me laying low type player vibes and I’m gonna let him do his thing! Overall like him a lot and there’s potential with him as an ally in the game.

Andrew - He’s quite chill! He and I talk a lot and I personally really like him and his attitude. I think he doesn’t scream threat but late game he may be the main social player and threat to win. I consider him a worthy ally

Bobby- I LOVE BOBBY! He’s overall really fun and has a great personality. We are definitely close in this game! The one issue is he makes it very clear he hates Ricky and that could put a target on him and possibly me if they think we are close. He’s someone who I will 100% have their back in the game

Chelsea - She’s sweet... nice personality and doesn’t seem to have any enemies. I think she’s a super nice person and there’s really nothing negative to say about them at the moment besides I wish we connected more sooner.

Clash - CLASH IS AMAZING! We knew each other way before this and we already had the bond but we never worked together... hopefully this time it will be different and we can work with each other long term!

Dan - I love him but the house thinks otherwise... people see him as a kind of a crazy over the top player based on past games... but in my opinion it’s better to have those types of people on your side rather than against you in these types of games...  sadly he might be a common target in this game.

Dani - Dani is so kind and I love her so much! We talk all the time  and the only issue I have with her is that she’s after Madison who I also like and trust. Their feud might ruin my game long term!

Drew - I like drew but I feel like he automatically thinks I’m with him because we know each other... we haven’t talked a ton but when we do I enjoy the talks a lot as he’s genuinely a good and funny guy!

JG - Same a Clash where I knew him before this and I trust him but we never played together! I think everyone likes him and he is someone who I gotta trust or I’ll fall out of the loop.

Karen - Rocky start but we actually talked a bit and connected a bit. I’m hoping for more but as of now I don’t trust Karen that much.

Liana - Chips wife omg I love you. they are nominated right now and I’m worried people will evict her because if she “puts the baby down” as some say, she may be really threatening long term in the game.

Madison - Hate this bitch... obviously joking but she can be trouble long term if I don’t keep an eye out for her... she’s going to create and be in drama and I gotta be ready to deal with the aftermath. Trust and love her but she can ruin everything for me in one day if she wasn’t in the right head space

Randy - This bitch is so funny! I want to work so bad with randy and I think it may actually happen! He is someone I hope I can count on long term in the game!

Sammy - We are slowly making connections and he reaches out to me very often so I’m happy to see someone is reaching out to make a bond with me rather the other way around! I’m excited for what’s to come!

Isaac - He might as well not talk to anyone at all because he’s basically inactive... he didn’t even speak to the hoh when they made nominations then got mad when they went up... it’s annoying that you think you deserve to stay over Liana who’s putting work in.

Ricky - I like him! He talks with me which is nice and I’m just overall looking forward to more conversations because I find him funny and interesting!

Andrew

I wasn’t nominated which was lit and clash said I’m one of his closest allies.. dunno if that’s true or not but I’ll run with it for now. Liana being nominated im neutral about but isaac could be an issue bc I’m supposed to be working with him. But sometimes he’ll go inactive in games? And idk why. I guess his aunts in the hospital which is a yikes but also he shouldn’t be surprised if he’s on the block. Also calling clash an incel and Bobby a dick in the chat is a look but also Bobby kinda WAS being a dick so like understandable. PS - who has the social tact now miss isaac? ... ily

Madison

Idk if I could trust Nick fully because he's already backstabbed Randiddy and my keeping things from both him and Bobby is just easier for me. I'm gonna keep my mouth shut this time and not cause too many fights but I also wanna fight most of these people. The noms are also sexy as hell and I hope Liana goes because she has a child to take care of and she should go back to that

Randy

https://youtu.be/QZC4skhewkg

The veto commences, and Sammy reigns victorious in the Word Ladder challenge. Isaac and Liana remain final nominees. But will rumors of the “premade” on a house call seal Isaac’s fate?

Ricky

literally not one single person has spoken to me today except sammy and he said hello and nothing else so i’m not doing shit until i am told anything

Randy

Andrew

so i think isaac is dying and people are coming to me like "i know hes ur fwiend uwu" and im like well im obviously not gonna be a dumb dumb bubblegum lookin ass bitch and rock any vote when im tryna play this UTR friendly to everyone game. my game rn is based purely on conformity and being a wallflower. so if isaac has to get sent down the river then bring me a boat bitch

Madison

i can't wait to evict all these boring ass people

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