#to be eaten

[rubixcuby]

If I had a nickel for every time Luke Skywalker was tied up in Return of the Jedi, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[rd-scribbles]

The horror of being eaten alive.

Not by razor sharp teeth , capable of slicing through flesh almost painlessly and granting an almost quick death with a rending bite to the throat.

But the horror of watching yourself get eaten by flat dull teeth, clearly not meant for this.

To know that in your last moments, to watch this happen to you.

To be eaten by something that goes against it's very nature.

[skutter]

Lobsters love Pride!

This...was a much cuter idea in my head.

So move over gay frogs, bad photos of gay lobsters are here!

[sailing-ever-west]

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

[wrenchwenches]

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

[arunneronthird]

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

[jellyjamheadobb]

[monakisss]

post-canon falin but she still has her blue robe

[tendermiasma]

The bigger they are the harder they fall 🥹🐟

[allthatdivides]

god he's so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)

[macroglossus]

so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid

[protoctist]

i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)

[moonlit-nihility]

havent seen anyone point it out yet but jinx finally got new pants! she no longer looks like a half eaten circus tent

[og-ciel]

Pictures players normaly take during the Grand Festival:

What I took: