skutter
just a smeghead
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my place of my new obsession close to 40, queer, and that's all I'll give. Want advice due to my age? dope. Uncomfortable due to my age and don't want to engage? dope. Im just here my dude, so give me Red Dwarf fic recommendations or give me death
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skutter · 9 months ago
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You and I are cogs in a machine and neither one of us will be remembered after we die.
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skutter · 1 year ago
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Red Dwarf is genderswapped Golden Girls on a spaceship, in this essay I will-
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skutter · 1 year ago
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rimmer is visiting your dash! quick everyone tell him to fuck off before he gets too settled
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skutter · 1 year ago
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skutter · 1 year ago
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This aged like absolute dog shit lmao
Travis: What’s the hardest thing to say?
Ben: I was wrong.
Marcus: I need help.
Henry: Worcestershire sauce.
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skutter · 1 year ago
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I was going through the TAZ steeplechase tag and I was like who tf is schlabethany. She’s not a main character. Then I got to her episode and I was like OH. That’s exactly what she says to introduce herself btw.
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skutter · 1 year ago
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Star trek- "Yeah so Data is an android, he doesn't have emotions, he doesn't feel, he doesn't love, he's just a silly goofy android who WANTS to be human"
Also star trek- "Yeah okay so get this, Data is a father, he names his daughter Lal which translates to "beloved", he's a cat dad, HE PETS A FUCKING FISH UNDER-WATER WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE, his neuro-pathways can connect to people just like humans can, so when a person he's close to is gone/dead, his neuropathway senses a disconnect, which mimics loss and grief, like humans, yeah no he DEFINITELY cannot feel at all..."
Fucking
Liars
The lot of them
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skutter · 1 year ago
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Oh boy this did not age well oh boy oh boy oh boy
Travis: What’s the hardest thing to say?
Ben: I was wrong.
Marcus: I need help.
Henry: Worcestershire sauce.
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skutter · 1 year ago
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yeah so, imma need you to do a livestream of all the VHS's so we can see that gorgeous, janky 90s quality film.
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I need to.stop my brain from.braining
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skutter · 1 year ago
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skutter · 1 year ago
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skutter · 1 year ago
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GOOD FOR HER.
Suspiria (2018) dir. Luca Guadagnino Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama Mother! (2017) dir. Darren Aronofsky Black Swan (2010) dir. Darren Aronofsky Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher The Witch (2015) dir. Robert Eggers
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skutter · 1 year ago
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BABE WAKE UP LIL NAS X JOLENE COVER JUST DROPPED
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skutter · 1 year ago
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Still no funnier phenomena in fiction than when two heterosexual guys collab on something and create characters based on them only for all the fans to think the two characters are in gay love
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skutter · 1 year ago
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skutter · 1 year ago
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I showed this to my fiance who has never spent a second on tumblr and I honestly think he loves me less...because I could only say "it's tumblr humor!" And he didn't get it and I can't explain it
VOTE FOR THE MOST PACIFISTIC CHARACTER!
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THESE ARE THE FINALS! This is not the matchup I expected, but choose wisely!
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skutter · 1 year ago
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Me; before, during, and after, every single episode of The Horror of Dolores Roach S2
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Me; before, during, and after every single ep of The Horror of Dolores Roach S1
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