#to be denied it at the last second.

[swedenis-h]

A drunk call, 2009

[mousemannation]

the throwbacks from chengdu open | atptour instagram story

there's more in the reblogs !!

[akkpipitphattana]

i fear the ending of agatha all along is once again making people confuse “i didn’t like the ending/the ending made me sad” with “that was bad writing”

[belle--ofthebrawl]

My boss gifted us all with personalized Stanley's and I can feel the changes being wrought upon me on a molecular level. I want it to have a cute little charm. I want to make fancy waters to put in it. I'm becoming a monster.

[burritello3000]

... This was a lot funnier in my head

[brains-out-rn]

I don't like debating much(unless necessary for the sake of my own humanity) but sometimes it can be really Really fun specifically if it's about something that has absolutely no real weight to it(and yet if you were a spectator it might cause some concern for whatever reason)

for example: would you rather be threatened(physically mentally or emotionally take your pick) by a can of corn or a cob of corn?

Me personally I'd pick cob for a few reasons

1. I can outlast it(probably)

Fresh corn will eventually rot and decay but have you seen how long canned stuff can last unopened before it looks slightly different from new stuff??

2. Cans are made of metal not vegetable flesh

While a corn cob has its core that's not metal. Ever dropped a can? Might get a dent. If you have a good kick then you might survive but you will probably hurt your foot. Ever dropped corn? If it had it outer leaves and hair it might have stood a chance but if it didn't then bits of corn go everywhere

3. Actually fighting if needed

I feel like I could survive a fight with a sentient can but a sentient cob just seems less likely to hurt

However there are some things might change my decision

Like issue one which is how the corn moves because if the cob is fresh with hair and leaves and can move all the little hairs individually and can move the leaves then I'd probably choose the can because at that point I feel like it's less of "how would i survive with the least amount of bruising" and more of "how would I rather die but with a chance of surviving" and in my opinion i think blunt force trauma would be better then a slow death of strangulation via a sentient corns hair plus I do think I'd have a chance against a can of corn

Another issue is if it was mentally or emotionally I'd probably go with the can bc I feel like it would be easier for to rationalize it as ridiculous to be threatened by a can of corn then a cob for some reason

Like a cob is ridiculous to the point that I'd just accept it as making sense for that to happen?

a can is like "why am I listening to the can of corn. I literally own a can opener." But a cob is more like "if I were to try and deal with you in the traditional way of dealing with corn that would mean a pot and water and time and-"

Plus idk why but I feel like a cob would be less mean with its words. I can't explain it I just think cob would just go straight to physical threats instead of emotional ones but a can would stare at you menacingly making you question yourself and just judging you

[hearteyespierce]

god the hits really don’t stop fucking coming do they.

[ehlnofay]

@lemon-embalmer I need you to know that these tags made me laugh out loud. best most succinct description of her character in the world

[timothyslucy]

sorry i've been so m.i.a today, but i've quite literally had to go into hiding from one of my brothers who's been threatening violence against me and making me genuinely feel fearful of my life, so that's how my monday's been going. 🙃

[orphiicheartd]

Rewatched some of the New Years sale event and my god, Ortho’s interactions with Sam are so fucken CUTE

[bleeding-hart]

God I can't fuckin catch a break my adhd keeps pelting me with so many things to be obsessive about and my autism makes sure that if I don't interact with them I'm gonna feel like my chest is being torn out and I'm dying slowly but my adhd doesn't let me actually choose one to interact with cause it keeps bringing up the others but my autism is panicking about that because I need to have a Thing to do

I just want to like. Read, write or draw in peace. Is that too much to ask for. Five minutes

I missed having a hyperfixation when I didn't for a month or so but I forgot how extreme my brain gets about them ig they're called hyper for a reason

[rickybaby]

alsooo, was it you that replied to an anon ask about daniel saying smth abt his future seeming uncertain which is why theres sm speculation around it? my tumblr app shut down while i was reading it and i've been trying to find it :)

I don’t think that was me because I’m not sure if there’s been any recent quotes of Daniel saying he was uncertain about his future. There was that one quote about him saying he knows he deserves to be sacked if he gets his ass handed to him but that was quite some time ago.

Daniel has been almost defiant towards his detractors since China. He knows he has the team’s support and a large part of it I believe, also comes from him getting that feeling of confidence he was missing before the chassis change.

[poisonedfate]

literally in distress over my job rejecting my availability

[calebs-hangout-corner]

Thinking about Brooke again

[certifiedbi]

Icl if Marc gets the factory seat I will give Jorge fuel and a lighter and telling him to have at it

[skitskatdacat63]

Everyone in The Talented Mr Ripley is just the physical embodiment of a Leyendecker painting(including the homoerotica!!)