#to a better ME

[thanabony]

Twelve grapes at midnight

Hey lovely babes! 💖✨

So, let's talk about the grape tradition on New Year's Eve—have you heard of it? It's kind of a thing! 🍇🎉 But let's break it down, shall we?

Here's the scoop: On 31/12, grab yourself 12 green grapes and find a cozy spot under a table. For the last 12 seconds of 2023, your mission is to pop a grape each second, making a wish for every juicy bite.

And, of course, I've got my list of wishes ready:

Jet-set around the globe ✈️

Ace those straight A's 📚

Score a spot in my dream school 🏫

Cross paths with the love of my life 💑

Radiate pure happiness 😄

Master the art of self-love 💖

Rock better outfits 👗

Stack up that moolah 💸

Any ideas on what my four last wishes could be ? 😍

Let's make this New Year's grape-munching tradition one for the books, darlings! 🎉💋🌟

xoxo Thana

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[ionomycin]

temple at the end of the road

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[artsymeeshee]

Felt a need to draw hugs (thinking about sea grunks has made me extra emotional :’))

[astronomical-bagel]

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

[junglejim4322]

do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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[bloodybellycomb]

One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.

[chalkrub]

autumnal chill....featuring the girl

[edwardbonnets]

how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide

bonus:

[hinamie]

10 years later

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[pangur-and-grim]

the last photo I took of Belphie this morning......he truly is an insect