#tmi asf

[sunrisemill]

Me when I see these pictures

[thatwasntverycashmoneyofme]

{ 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 — 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗅𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝗌𝗆𝗎𝗍, 𝗌𝗎𝖻!𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗁𝗎𝗋, 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗐𝗃𝗈𝖻, 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖽𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗍’𝗌 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁 𝗂𝗍, 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗆𝗎𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝖽𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗒 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄, 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽𝖺 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗀𝖺𝗍𝗈𝗋!𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗁𝗎𝗋, 𝗁𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗎𝗓 𝗁𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝖾𝗂𝗋𝖽𝗈. }

you take pride in showing off your little weirdo boyfriend, like a elementary schooler with a sticker notebook, and he loves it, loves being with you, loves that you don’t feel ashamed of being with him, but… he also hates the attention he gets because of it; girls coming up to him only after you posted up with him, tryna get him to cheat.

but he’s loyal and a snitch when it comes to shit like that so he tells you about it and the next thing he knows is those girls are looking like they were being put through the ringer by a 364 pound Samoan, and you calling him on facetime whining that you chipped two nails and asking him for money to get them redone. which he gives you ofc, you just made his dick hard by fighting for him! and don’t let one of y’all shippers send him a video of you fighting those girls consecutively, he’d probably bust a nut watching your angry face the whole time you molly whopping them homewreckers.

he’d open the door to his apartment, off campus, letting you in when you knock on the door to find his favorite signature colors on your nails in his face. he’ll smile dopily when you ask him if he wanted a ‘special something’ nodding his head, blond pony bouncing with his movements, because whenever you said that you would always snatch his soul. he who sat on the couch in his lounging area, hips raised and back arched slightly with his head thrown back, biting on the back of his knuckle as you’re sat in front of him kneeling on a pillow giving him that galaxy-throat goat-vacuum suction-double hand twist combo-deluxe 3000.

you pull off of him, half of your face shiny and full of spit bubbles and cum as you continue to stroke him. “c’mon baby lemme hear your pretty voice, tell me everything i wanna hear or i swear i’ll stop.” as soon as you said that his hand flew from his mouth, moaning as he looked down at your smiling face, satisfied after seeing his teary blue eyes, with hearing his voice before you pounced on him again, nothing could hold back those beautiful moans now.

“h-holyyy fuuuck hmm love it wh-when you fight f’r me.” “I would never e-even look those girls’ wayyy ahhh y/n fuck!” he whimper tears falling from his eyes. “hahhh yer the only auhh one f’r me f’r my cock.” “mmmm-my cock wouldn’t get hahh hhah-hard f’r an’er w’ma.” his words slur as he gets closer to his climax and you make it no better when putting all the suction pressure on his blushing red tip.

one hand going to fondle his balls and the other squeezing his shaft tighter as you continued to stroke him, he throws his head back, not even mind in the dull throbbing. his eyes stuck to the back of his head letting out a loud high pitched whine that his neighbors will no doubt complain about. his pale hips rose off the couch even more as he could literally feel you sucking the cum out of him, straight up out of his cock.

you swallow every drop of cum that landed on your tongue, his body trembling as he drops back onto the couch, spurts of his kids still landing on your pink muscle as your tongue continues to caress his overly sensitive tip. he pulled you off his cock by your braids, whimpering as he does so. “hahmmm s-shiiit!” he held his dick protectively, plopping his full body on the couch facing you as he laid still, face flushed and hazy ocean eyes, his hair ruffled up as he shivers and twitches, taking this chance to look at your seductive face gazing back at him with low eyes.

he mewls at the pain and overstimulation of his dick getting hard again as you speak, giggling. “want me to suck you off again?” he curls into himself looking at you flabbergasted. “stay back you devil woman!” you laugh at his dramatics as you see his junior pop up to look at you. “but… you’re already raring to go cowboy.” you teasingly crawl closer to him and he lets out a yelp, backing further into the couch covering his junk properly.

“back! back i say!” he smiles at your laughter, watching your brown eyes crinkle with tears in your waterlines. you still look so beautiful even after taking half his life force, he can’t help but think to himself… he definitely loves being yours.

𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ©𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅

[rainbowvolt]

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[dio-the-thot-exterminator]

they called me in on my day off…

[cheolhub]

thinking abt mean dom!dino again and my eye is twitching

[ofsluts]

Anyways the hiatus is over and I am back

[swe3tlifee]

3 months cleaaannn but im not counting 😁

[sleaterkinnie]

i've had strep throat a bunch, and the best way to know if it's a cold/flu with strep symptoms or actual strep is how much swallowing feels like you're swallowing glass shards, the more it feels like glass the more likely it's strep. Hope this helps :)

THANK YOU! this is very helpful actually no idea whats wrong with me but good to know ! i guess we will see in the morning if i wake up and feel like im swallowing glass (real possibility)

[loserlvrss]

- soph 𓆤

Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

🎱 ⇢ post your AO3 total stats  🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction?  🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love 🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that? 🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis 🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help? 🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love 💌 ⇢ how many unread emails do you have right now?  🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis 🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both?  🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before 🎲 ⇢ what stops you from writing more in your free time?  🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings 🧸 ⇢ what's the fastest way to become your mutual? 🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now 📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app?  🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character 🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project? 🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on ❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best? 🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity 🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh  🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work? 🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate 🥝 ⇢ do you lie a lot? what's the most recent lie you told? 🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately  🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing?  🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing 🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises? 🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here ☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username? 🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them 🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them 🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it 🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

[lightningfilledsaber]

Should I have waited to do my workout for the week until after I've done my t shot? probably. But I guess my brain likes the extra challenge since if I didn't do it today I would've forgotten this week lol <3

[chaoticw0rm]

!!! LITERALLY NOTHING NEEDS TO BE CENSORED BE AS DETAILED N PERSONAL AS U WANT

[rosemarie333]

Astro Observations: Tropical Edition (Sexology🔞)

Hello Guys! Thank you for the support of my couple last post! Since we did a Vedic one, I kind of want to do a Tropical Edition one especially since I am more versed about it, SO I HAVE MORE TO SHARE😋

These are based on my perspective of placements and signs, so take what resonates and leave what doesn’t🫶🏾 I’d love to hear y’all’s take as well!

Please do not read if under the age of 18.

Let’s start!

1. Both men and women who have water paired with a fire placement or air placement are much more emotionally detached about sex compared to one with an earth or several water placements. I knew a scorpio moon guy with an aquarius mars and oh BABY he was so detached about sex, it was more of a conqueror thing than a thing of having sex with people he acc liked (he also was an aries sun💀). Water and fire can definitely still get attached but when it is time to walk away if the relationship doesn’t serve them they WILL in a heartbeat.

2. Mars with jupiter men be having that BIG shit compared to mars with saturn. But with jupiter, they’re so fucking cocky about it like babe no one cares more than you do. I knew a guy who had this aspect and he would talk about his length all the TIME like it was a flex 😭. Mars with saturn i have heard can restrict ur length or make you overall much more conscious with sex and sometimes even insecure. You hear the mars/jupiter being the loud asf one about sex and the mars/saturn lowkey watching in insecurity or in like a 🙄pipe down look.

3. Pluto aspecting ur mars or venus ESP in a water sign omgggg y’all can get super attached just by looking at someone like😭 once y’all have sex with someone y’all NEVER want to let them go and become so possessive and jealous (it can happen with any element to be honest but with water yeahhhh y’all never leaving) i think it def applies to scorpio mars and venus people but idk i feel like they get super attached but then they are super unattached at the same time IDK how to explain it

4. If you want to degrade someone because your into that kink, you have CAPRICORNS who love that🫶🏾🫶🏾 LMAO every capricorn lowkey either loves degrading themes orrr they love to be praised because they lack that🥺

5. Gemini placements do like to be talked while doing it likeeeee BITCH TELL ME IM DOING GOOD😭 tmi but like they really do and tbh most of them are really good at oral sex (using hands bc that’s what gemini rules) soooooo

6. If you’re not into threesomes don’t mess with a sage or aquarius bc they down for ANYTHING tbh. Sag placements love trying new things and aquarius placements are into unconventional themes so try it out with them if you’re into that.

7. Aquarius placements or heavy uranus aspects suffer from porn the most imo because uranus rules technology. Like i have met a aquarius that could watch porn every part of the day (but i have met some that ARE SO against it and they don’t watch it so i guess it depends on placements )

8. Don’t downplay the 6th house for synastry. The 6th house rules health and what you may do on an everyday basis. With mars and venus in one or the other 6th house i lowkey can deadass see y’all having sex like EVERY DAY or that’s the main theme when y’all see each other lol.

That’s it! Thank you for reading! I will get into individual placements really soon rather than talking about the general scope of placements!

[arafilez]

i was requested to request u to give ur moots skz songs, GO 👹

thank you skyyyy for this fun thing. i didn't include a lot because i just wanted to include people i know mostly stan or listen to skz

�� @haneagerr . ALEXA

VOICES is the song i feel like that gives your vibe, the whole song and esp the line "break free from the voices in my head" kinda feels personal and related to you. as the biggest fan of skz i wanted to give you something i think you would relate to

ㅤ @orikiys . VAL

i think i will go with FAIRYTALE, it is such a bright song and has such sweet vibes and i think it suits you very much. also i loveeee the chorus so much omg, just like your energy tbh.

ㅤ @weird-bookworm . SKY

idk but you give BLUEPRINT vibess so much. it is free like you and the mv is so fun and fresh. it kinda reminds me of your energy and your bright features in a way.

ㅤ @atinyniki . NIKI

you are literally SURFIN' esp the felix part. it sounds very free and cool vibes and it sounds very you. it is even slow at the end and i think it matches your energy a lot.

ㅤ @flurrys-creativity . FLURRY

you are defo GIVE ME YOUR TMI. it is very energetic and sounds sexy asf. you would definitely be as confident as the song. listening to it does remind me of you.

ㅤ @daemour . DAE

24 TO 25. uhmmm idk but you give very wholesome vibes like this song. you know like sitting by the fire, fam time, drinking hot cocoa, yepp. so i think this song fits you a lottt.

ㅤ @planetkiimchi . KIMCHI

absolutely very much MIXTAPE : OH. do yk how comforting the song is, it is exactly like you and man i feel like the song suits you so much. like it's a cinema and your the main character with bg as the song.

ㅤ @sxmmerberries . BERRY

the other crazy half of me is MIXTAPE : TIME OUT. everytime i hear the song i will pretend we are on a vacation together. the whole mv gives so you vibes and i just love it. it is just like spending time with you and so so fun but also very deadpanning.

ㅤ @odxrilove . DORI

okay but idk why you give CHEESE. idk but i just feel it okay, it is strong and straightforward and i think it is very you. also the amt we have talked i feel like u have a certain realism that matches the song.

ㅤ @hursheys . VESP

I LIKE IT. listen am not saying you are a red flag, defo not, the song is so sexy and sassy i just feel like if you enter a club this should be played as the background music. you should just enter with all that aura, overall the song music and feels is very you.

[sp4ceboo]

listen to me rant about predebut unwhitewashed ateez:

firstly, i apologise for this absolute shitpost, and i don't know where any of the photos are from so apologies if they're acc urs or smt.

secondly, i apologise for the fact none of this is in order because this originally started as predebut yungi and then descended into ot8 chaos.

thirdly, i apologise for the huge rambles about whitewashing and fine men.

lastly, i apologise because i have no clue how to change size of pictures in tumblr so some are massive and some are tiny (send help)

just look at this:

OK FIRSTLY LIKE MINGI'S ACNE?? i never thought i'd find acne attractive (like, i don't mind it, but my view on it has always been pretty neutral, it's just a thing that happens sometimes). erm like first of all thank you for debunking that stupid 'glass skin' thing because for the people who actually don't have glass skin it's such an expectation to live up to, and secondly you're fine as fuck. LIKE SHUT UP RN I WANT TO KISS HIM AUBAUVVFASIKYFSAA. and then there's that picture of him in the car which i can't find rn and he's like looking to the side and he highkey looks like keeho from p1h like um mingi u had no right to look that fine predebut like have you seen skz predebut they literally looked like infants?

everyone else under the cut

ok, onto exhibit b, yunho.

LOOK AT HIM. i actually don't know if this is predebut yunho because he looks damn good but the twitter post said so, so idk but like??? he was either 19 or sub 19 here like???? I DO NOT SEE 19 YEAR OLD MEN OUTSIDE ON THE STREET LOOKING AS FINE AS THIS. and if this picture isn't predebut well my arguement is still valid because the other pictures of him which i can't be bothered to add rn still look cute asf.

i love the predebut pictures of seonghwa because he's so unwhitewashed it's beautiful.

im pretty sure this is a picture of him from the third kq fellaz thingy, so that counts as predebut, but OMFG HIS SMILE??? AND HIS SKIN IS SO NICE AND LIKE UNWHITEWASHED?? LET MY BOY'S SKIN BREATHE OMFG-

here's predebut hongjoong:

LIKE????? HE'S SO CUTE I WANNA PUT HIM IN MY POCKET?? i know this post has disintegrated from me saying predebut ateez were fine to me just fawning over them being cute teenagers but like i would a hundred percent have fallen for them if they had been my classmates or anything so um yeah.

so onto yeosang:

like... the sass? the visuals? from day one? I SEE YOU BROTHER. also ignore how the pictures are getting like younger and younger ok finding predebut pictures is hard. oh yeah and did i mention whitewashing in this post like thank god the predebut pics aren't whitewashed.

ok now san:

LIKE EXCUSE ME???? I HAVE MANY WORDS TO SAY?? like umm he was a hundred percent a twig back then but like one look at his unwhitewashed face and i would have d i e d. he'd have been one of those guys i saw across the street and had to do a double take because he's highkey FINE. also it doesn't help that i acc know a guy who kind of looks like a mix of predebut san and predebut seonghwa who i highkey had a crush on last year but um tmi.

so onto wooyoung:

i acc had to look hard for a good picture where i wasn't about to start cracking up over his bowl cut so we're just gonna accept this one. as you can see he already had the 'i am a kpop idol with trendy shoes on' thing going on so his fate was already destined. also more appreciation for no whitewashing like THANK YOU THANK YOU AAAAAH. also another guy i'd probably have a crush on if they were in my class.

last but not least jongho:

i know there were many funnier pictures i could have put on but like um i just really love this photo bc he just looks so... jongho. erm and let me mention one more time that his skin is breathing!! he's not whitewashed!! what a man.

congrats if you made it to the end of this absolute batshit crazy post

[fairyhaos]

maybe i’m biased but svt’s names are even pretty asf like seungcheol?? soonyoung?? wonwoo?? minghao?? hansol?? and ik dokyeom isn’t his real name but it’s just so pretty yk? like they just roll off the tongue. i hope this makes sense lmao i can’t be the only one.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT PEOPLE HAVE AGAINST "SOONYOUNG" PLS THE NAME RLLY JUST ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE

ahem. im normal about this. but you are so right anon like their names are just so so nice to say?? "myungho" too is just so gentle. (random tmi guys but ever time i type minghao im actually thinking myungho bc. bc there's just something about it which is so sweet)

also their names are very very Them u kno? like jeonghan is sooo jeonghan and isn't mingyu just the mingyuest person you've ever seen? chan is so channie and hansol is so very hansol in the way that only hansol can be. and seungkwan :((( seungkwan is actually such a calming and vivid name to say and it's one of my favourites fr 💔

[theuwuafterhours]

Oooh drop those sx toy recommendations haha.

Jfc I’m so shy n flustered even thinking/typing this up! (Still haven’t tried one of my new ones and I’ll try not to ramble or be tmi). Also not in order/ranked.

🌸Air vibe pro - g spot + cl*t sucker/rabbit. This is the one I mentioned in a previous post. THIS THING IS SOO INTENSEEEE!!!

🌸Lovense 2 - g spot vibe. Cuteee n strong too~ V NICE FOR COUPLES~ ;3 bc of the Bluetooth/app. I think you can even do it with strangers or use music etc to control the vibe, lots of interesting features.

🌸Thrust - rabbit d*ldo. As the name suggests it’s also self thrusts. Soo pretty nice :3

+ 🌸Diskreet Thrust - similar to the one above but smol n w/o the cl*t vibe. I love this one only for the colour n how cute it is actually ^^;;; but the top one does the job better imo.

🌸Satisfyer Pro 2 - cl*t sucker. Strong. :3

🌸Satisfyer beads - an*l beads. When you’re double stuffed… you can feel it getting rubbed against etc etc it’s a nice sensation… >//////< though I cannot go all the way, it’s nice :3

~ Toys merely for aesthetic: ~

🌸Glass plugs + Glass wands/d*ldos. They are cuteee n pretty asf but I’m too lazy to warm it up. Is soo colddd but decent when finally warm lol.

~ For beginners: These ones are vibes, they can be strong but there are stronger ones like the ones above, and for ones that aren’t super into or ready for penetr*tion, the demi wand you can do penetr*tion if you wanna try since it’s smol~

🌸Diskreet vibe - a cl*t vibe-ish

🌸Demi wand - smol v flexible.

🌸Finger pro - attaches to your finger. There’s a tiny tongue and has lil like idk stuff coming out like idk how to call or explain but like a tastebuds on a tongue.

I didn’t expect quite a bit of ppl wanting to know, I hope this helps anybody interested in finally getting toys or wanting to build their collection.