#tlok incorrect quotes Tumblr posts

[wilcze-kudly]

Me being a weird little guy with all my thinks

[19panophobia16]

Bumi :"I'm worried about you."

Lin: *Dunks oreo in whisky* "Why?"

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Korra: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Asami: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Asami: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

[beifongswh0re]

Lin: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Suyin: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Lin:

Suyin: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Korra: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?

Bolin: Because your toast would get soggy!

[erzasimpbitch]

Korra: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Asami: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Korra: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Asami: Is it working?

[orangepanic]

"Dibs."

"Asami, you can't just call 'dibs'!"

"I said what I said, Mako."

[linbeifongismywife]

“i heard people are “i ship us”

shipping us”

[avatarfan11]

Asami: Korra...

Korra: Oh no, 'Korra' in that tone of voice.

Korra: You're disappointed.

Asami: *Grabs Korra by the collar and pulls her along* And angry.

[avatarena]

Kyalin sending each other texts 👀 aka Lin sucking at flirting and Kya being Kya

(I enjoyed making these, I will make more soon)

[korrahsamis]

Korra: I need motivation to not kill Republic City’s President

Asami: we can’t fuck if you’re in prison

[19panophobia16]

Korra: "Can I ask a dumb question?"

Lin: "Better than anyone I know."

[risingsoleil]

Somewhere in the Earth Kingdom, Lin, Suyin, and Kya get arrested in their 50s

Lin: Chief, you're here! Toph: Arrested for prostitution? I can't believe it! Kya: Toph, we're innocent! Toph: I know that. I can't believe these dumbass cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with you!

Based on this scene from Golden Girls 💛

[beifongswh0re]

Kya: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Kya: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Izumi: Uh... what's up with her?

Tenzin: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Kya: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Lin, crying: It's working.

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Mako: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

Korra: *sighs*

Korra: I killed a man.

[erzasimpbitch]

Asami: Korra, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Korra, naked in asami's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Asami, already taking off her clothes: Fuck... Me neither.