#tlaes incorrect quotes

[willowshimmer]

If Lunar, Gemini and Taurus played UNO before stuff went down...

Gemini: You know it's not that serious Taurus...

Taurus: OH REALLY? WHY DON'T YOU TELL THAT TO THE PUCK BEFORE HE WINS THE FUCKING GAME AGAIN!?

Lunar: I'm not sorry I know how to play UNO correctly!

Taurus: YOU DON'T PLAY CORRECTLY! YOU LOOK OVER AT THE CARDS!

Lunar: HOW DO YOU CHEAT AT A CARD GAME!?!

[pinkydee10]

Sun, Moon, Earth, Lunar, and Solar: *walk into room*

*their bodies are all on the ground*

Sun: Oh my god…

Earth: We’re dead…?

Lunar: AYE LOOK HOW MOON DIED!

Moon’s body: *face down ass up*

Sun, Earth, Lunar, and Solar: *burst out laughing*

Moon: 😑

[wordy-little-witch]

In honor of my newest fixation, have some TSAMS incorrect quotes -

Generic Edition

Lunar: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Sun’*

Solar: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Sun: Death penalty.

Solar, from the gallery: Sun, it’s just a parking ticket.

Sun, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

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Moon: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

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Lunar: *Hugs Earth from behind*

Lunar: *Tucks Earth's hair behind their ear*

Lunar, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

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Lunar: Change is inedible.

Solar: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Lunar, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.

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Lunar: Which country has the most birds?

Lunar: Portu-geese!

Earth: That's a language.

Lunar: Portu-gull?

Earth: Good recovery.

Moon: I think you mean good re-dovery.

Sun: TURKEY. HOW DID YOU MISS TURKEY?

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Sun: *accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water*

Earth: Sun, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.

Sun: I'm not crying?

Earth, hugging Sun's head: Shush baby, it's okay. little sister is here and I love you with my whole heart.

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Sun: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Moon periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Sun: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Moon: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Earth, they’re perfect.

Earth: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon and several geese.

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Lunar: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

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Solar: apartment "complex"? Really? I find it quite simple.

Sun, about to McLose it: ya know what else is simple? Me simply shoving my foot up your-

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Moon: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?

Solar: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.

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Earth: people seem to be under the impression that I am the mom friend. I am not. If anything, I am the sister friend. The mom friend is Sun, but people aren't ready for that conversation yet.

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Lunar: What is love?

Solar: An emotional minefield.

Moon: A neurochemical reaction.

Earth: Baby don't hurt me.

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Moon: Look, Sun, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

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Sun: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Lunar: Nat 20 Charisma.

Sun: That is NOT how that works-

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Earth: Sun, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Sun, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

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Earth: So... what’s goin’ on?

Solar: You want the long version or the short version?

Earth, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Solar: Shit’s fucked.

Earth: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Solar: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Lunar: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Earth: It’s called connotations.

Sun: Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."

Moon: Great news! Language is now banned!

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Sun: Everything’s fine, I'm fine.

Earth: Sun, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

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Sun: Solar is the bravest person I know. He can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.

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Moon: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Sun: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Solar: That wasn't an ambulance, we drove you.

Sun: But I heard a siren.

Lunar: That was Earth.

Earth: Sorry, I got nervous.

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Sun: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

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Moon: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

Sun: ... you know what, mood, honestly

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Lunar: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Moon: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

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Moon: How do you want your coffee?

Sun: Black, like my soul.

Moon:

Moon: Sun, your soul is a latte.

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SolarSun Edition

Solar: So the other day I sent Sun out to get us some gas.

Solar: And instead of getting gas, they got us novelty cookie cutters.

Solar: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.

Solar: …

Solar: I love them so much.

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Earth: Why don’t you go talk to them?

Solar, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Earth: What? So you go tell Sun that he's cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Solar: They could hear me.

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Solar: *yawns*

Sun: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Solar: Then you must be exhuasted.

Moon: this is too sweet, I'm gonna hurl-

[kadetheradio]

[the-faketiccit0by]

Funny thing I thought of

Monty: *enters a room* Lunar where are y-

Lunar: *stood on Puppet's chest*

Monty: wha-?

Lunar: he stole my expensive eyeshadow

Puppet: hi Monty- please help-

Monty: *quietly leaves*

Cannon

[willowshimmer]

Leo: Seriously, Taurus, what do you see in that 'sun' animatronic?

Taurus: He makes me laugh.

[pinkydee10]

Jack: Here at the Grand Canyon with my two best friends.

Vegeta: AH-

Jack and Dazzle:…

Jack: Here at the Grand Canyon with my best friend.

[pinkydee10]

Lunar: *hands Jack a gun* Go do crimes.

Jack: Understood. *runs off*

*GUNSHOT*

Eclipse: OW WHAT THE-

Lunar: I said crimes, not services!

[pinkydee10]

KC: I didn’t want much, maybe a lovely partner and beautiful children.

Lunar: Wow. Guess dreams really don’t come true.

Computer, Eclipse, and Bloodmoon: HEY!

[willowshimmer]

Taurus: *panting after a long fight against some nsp entity* Do all Sun animatronics get into this much trouble?

Sun: Get over here *kisses Taurus*

10 year old Asterix: Dads, get a room...

[the-faketiccit0by]

Earth: sometimes you just have to walk away from an argument, y'know, be the bigger person!

Lunar: ... If the Celestial beings wanted me to be a bigger person, THEY SHOULD'VE MADE ME TALLER THAN

4 FUCKING FEET!!!