#source: the mummy

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Fishface: Well, if it ain't my tartaruga buddy, Raphael. I think I'll kill you.

Raph: Think of my children!

Fishface: You don't have any children.

Raph: Someday I might.

Fishface: Shut up!

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: Well, personally, I think she's filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. I don't like her one bit.

Vi: Anyone I know?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: You lied to me! Peter: I lie to everyone, what makes you so special? Stiles: I’m your best friend! Peter: Well, that just makes you more gullible.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Belle: You lied to me!

Zelena: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?

Belle: I'm your best friend!

Zelena: Yeah, well, that just makes you more gullible.

[willowshimmer]

Taurus: *panting after a long fight against some nsp entity* Do all Sun animatronics get into this much trouble?

Sun: Get over here *kisses Taurus*

10 year old Asterix: Dads, get a room...

[incorrect-losers]

Pennywise: I think I’ll kill you

Bill: Think of my children!

Pennywise: You don't have any children

Bill: Someday I might

[gale-gaze]

Maeve, opening the Necromancy of Thay after Gale explicitly warned her not to: It's just a book - no harm ever came from reading a book...

I suppose what he doesn't know won't hurt him...

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Nancy: Oh, I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.

Steve: You dream about dead guys?

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Hans: I think I'll kill you.

Anna: Think of my children!

Hans: You don't have any children.

Anna: Someday I might.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Jerome: I only gamble with my life, never my money.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: Sorry. Didn't mean to scare ya.

Caitlyn: The only thing that scares me, Vi, are your manners.

Vi: Ah, still angry about that kiss?

Caitlyn: If you call that a kiss. Buy the way, why did you kiss me?

Vi: I was about to be hanged, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Caitlyn gets up and walks away in a huff] 

Vi: What? What'd I say?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: I think I’ll kill you.

Stiles: Think of my children!

Derek: You don’t have any children?

Stiles: Someday I might.

[themackenziemachine]

Tav: The Book of the Dead? Are you sure you want to be playing around with this thing?

Gale: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.

[incorrectlwlandpiquotes]

Kira: The Book of the Dead? Are you sure you want to be playing around with this thing? Daemona: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Flaming Fist: Any last requests?

Charname: Yeah. Let us go.

Flaming Fist: …

Flaming Fist: (turns to Angelo)

Angelo: Of course we don’t let them go!

[incorrectwbanimationquotes]

Elmer: I think I'ww kiww you. Daffy: Think of my children! Elmer: You don't have any chiwdwen. Daffy: Someday I might.