#tiziano x squalo x reader

[bebegi]

OOPS! ೃ⁀➷ VENTO AUREO

𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶! 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘩 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭! 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦!

genre: accidental confession | modern au | reader x doppio, tiziano + squalo, fugo & cioccolata.

warnings: cioccolata is in these, i'm sorry.

PART I– PART II – PART III – PART IV – PART V – PART VI – PART VII – PART VIII – PART IX

notes: to the person who requested cioccolata... you okay babe? mmmmkay, no worries there!!! totally normal!!

notes²: but do not fear! my favourite married couple is here!! brrrRrr

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[berylcups]

Idk if you requests are closed or not pookie but can I get a vento aureo X reader like it doesn’t really matter who but like this is my first ever request to anyone so I don’t know how😭💕

Hello There! So sorry I took so long! Since it's your first request I wanna make sure it's a good one. And for waiting so patiently, I added 2 bonus character! 🥰 I Really hope you enjoy! Thanks so much for sending in an ask!

What Makes La Squadra Unexpectedly Blush? +2 Secret Characters!

CW: Suggestive content, blood mention, eating, death mention, body dysmorphia (DW, you get supported booboo❤)

Risotto 

The first time you made him blush was when you came back from a mission that didn’t go as smoothly as you expected it to. You dripping from head to toe caked in the enemies blood. And it’s not simply because of the blood factor. He felt hot under the collar because you weren’t some dainty little prince/ss that avoided dirt and grime. He loved how you weren’t afraid to get your hands dirty. From getting forearm deep in soil while working in your garden, whipping up a new recipe in the kitchen, to painting a masterpiece out of oil paints, to committing murder. He would have to excuse himself every time to get ahold of himself!

Risotto heard loud chopping and slamming noises coming from the kitchen. 

“That doesn’t sound good…” he pondered to himself . 

He went into the kitchen to see you hunched over a bloody massive piece of meat ready to slam the tenderizer over it again. He felt his heart skip a beat as he watched you pulverize the meat getting myoglobin liquid all over you.

“What are you making today???” He purred as he wrapped his arms around your waist from behind while resting his chin on your head.

“Just a roast. Nothing special…” you panted. Tenderizing took a lot of energy but it’s good exercise! 

“ I bought this tougher cut because it was cheaper and I could just tenderize the shit out of it to make it softer.” You explained.

“Mmm… you’re doing a damn good job.” He kissed you on the top of the head.

Formaggio 

Formaggio always thought it was downright adorable when he caught you lost in thought. He always knew you had a million thoughts going through your head that you tended to drift off into your own little world. You would make this cute face that would stare off into space that would just make him fanboy and blush over how adorable you were being. 

“...” you were staring out the window half listening to what he was saying. It was a sunny day out and the sky seemed bluer than usual. When was the last time the sky was this blue? When was there anything else in nature that was that blue??? You really like blue…Blue is a cool color. Its also a primary color. It’s the only cool primary color-

“Hey~.Earth to Y/N~. Are you there?” he questioned holding back a laugh.

“Oh- shit. Maggi. Sorry uh…what were you saying?” you asked completely off guard.

“Pfft. I was talking about our next mission silly. Heh, you are too cute, you know that?” he pinched your cheek. 

“Sorry, My mind always tends to wander.”you sighed.

“Don’t be, baby. You’re just a deep thinker. We need people like that, you know. You’re hard thinking keeps me out of trouble, and I keep you from going too deep down the rabbit hole. We complete each other!” he patted your back.

“Yeah, you’re right. Well now that you have my attention, lets go over the plan again.”

Illuso 

He looks like a stuck up judgmental prick but there’s one thing he can’t get enough of is…a super soft body! When he saw your stomach rolls as you sat down on the couch he had to keep his hands to himself. He really wanted to touch your belly. He’s still learning that this is a sensitive subject so he showers you with praises and tries his hardest not to grope your soft rolls. (A+ for effort… D- for execution 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️) 

You were looking at yourself in the mirror with your old favorite outfit on. You weren’t happy that it wasn’t fitting right. There were rolls flooding out, too much chest showing that you were comfortable with, shorts hugging your thighs a little too tight.

“Sigh… really??? I gained more weight didn’t I? Son of a bitch.” You groaned.

“Quit acting like that’s a bad thing.” You heard a voice through the mirror.

“Lulu! You’re watching me through the mirror AGAIN??? You perv.” You hissed.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve been here the whooole time. It’s not my fault you just noticed.” He snickered as he came out.

He picked you up and put you down on the bed so he could snuggle you.

“Heheheh so soft…” he buried his face in your chest.

“That’s the only good thing about me.” You whined. 

“Bullshit! I love this soft belly and this ass… and these thicc thighs!” He sighed happily. “You’re clearly perfect because I have high standards hun.”

“Pffft! Whatever!” You laughed.

“It’s true. You’re stuck with me. Sucks to be you!” He chuckled while peppering your face with butterfly kisses.

Prosciutto 

You looked in your compact mirror and sighed. You were hyper focusing on every single line on your face. A face that this uptight man adores! The time he saw your smile lines it melted his heart! It just showed that you were living your life right! He HATED all this plastic surgery and Botox bullshit… whatever happened to aging gracefully and naturally??? Of course if that’s what you wanted that’s what you get. But he’ll be damned if he’s going to let the media make you feel self conscious! Not on his watch! 

“You’re frowning amore. What’s wrong?” He inquired.

“I feel like I’m too young to be getting wrinkles…” you grumbled. “ These smile lines make me look like I’m 100 years older than I really am! And I think I’m starting to see crows feet.”

“ You're using a high magnifying mirror. Of course you are going to see everything that you don’t want to see.  And you don’t look older. Even if you do, there's nothing wrong with that.” He asserted as he brushed aside your hair.

“But—-“ you began.

“No buts. Before you even say aging isn’t hot I give you a counterpoint: Milfs and Dilfs. GMilfs and GDilfs if you will.” He stated.

“O-oh…” your face became flushed. “But even so… I’m not ready to be considered one of those just yet.” You stuttered.

“If you really need it I will get it taken care of. But I really like your smile lines. I think they make your smile that much more attractive. But it’s all about what makes you comfortable.” He kissed your forehead.

“Thanks Prosci. You're so sweet! Maybe in a couple years I’ll embrace it…”

Melone

Melone has a lot of fetishes… feet are just the tip of the pervert’s iceberg. He never knew how flustered he could get when he watches you eat. Watching you munch away and stuffing your cheeks like a hamster, hes in love~! Fuck table manners! He doesn’t care!  Be as messy as you want, be as prim and proper as you want, or better yet…let him feed YOU. He daydreams sometimes about you objectifying him by eating sashimi and nigiri sushi off his nude body…but he knows you won’t go for it… It’s unsanitary and quite expensive to secure that much sashimi grade fish. 

“Are we feeding for two~?” He purred rubbing your belly.

“You wish.” You snickered. “I’m just really in the mood for grapes.” you stated grabbing a handful and eating it like popcorn.

“Perhaps I should fix that then… hmm?” he flirted again. “Would you be open to eating a fruit salad off my beautiful body???”

“Haha ew no Mel. That's unsanitary and you won’t stay still for that long” you giggled. “But you can feed me grapes like I'm some sort of Roman God/dess.” you offered. 

“Really?! Yes Amore! I’d love to~!” he eagerly grasped the bowl and started feeding you.

“Very good…now try to act like you don’t have a raging hard on when you give me more.” you snickered.

Ghiaccio 

The first time you got chilly from the drafty base. Seeing your skin go from smooth to having the lightest little hairs on your body stand up to trap in your body heat in did something to his brain chemistry. Looking and feeling every bump of your cold skin makes him feral. When your teeth start chattering he’s having a full blown brain aneurysm.

“Geez Y/N. I know it’s winter but it’s not THAT cold. It’s 7 C outside.” He observed your shaking.

“ 7 C my ass! I used to live on an island! This is freezing for me!” You chattered through your teeth. “See??? Look at this Ghia. Look. My skin is getting Bumpy! It’s weird!” You snatched his hand and forced it to rub up against your arm.

“It’s called goosebumps dumbass..” He grumpily remarked. “I kinda like it…” he bit his lip while staring at your chilly skin.

He subconsciously kept rubbing your arm, enjoying the sensation. 

“Hey~ I think you’re enjoying it too much, you lil perv. Your cheeks are turning red.” You whined.

“Shut up.” He used his stand to make his hands ice cold and proceeded to grab your shoulders.

“Ghiaccio—-stop it you prick!!!  It’s too cold~!” You squealed and tried to flail out of his grip.

He clung on harder while laughing. “You big baby! I’ll show you cold!” He squeezed your chest with his frozen hands.

“Aaaah——! Not my titties/man-titties!” You squealed again.

*Bonus!*

Doppio/Diavolo

The boss couldn’t help himself but feel his cheeks turn red from hearing you mumbling to yourself. He thought it was just too damn cute! He’s never letting you go.

“*mumble mumble* Y/N you are sooo forgetful! Where on earth did we put your favorite CD?” You mumbled to yourself as you looked through the CD booklet. “We absolutely CANNOT clean the living room without our favorite album on. Doppio will be sad and Boss will be grumpy when they see that the living room isn’t spotless!”

“Haha~! Oh Y/N… who on earth are you talking to?” Doppio giggled.

“Oh—you’re home early! I’m so sorry that the house is still a mes—“

“No no! It’s okay! We can do it together now that I’m home early!” Doppio beamed while grabbing a broom.

“Tuuuu rurururrururrururu! Oh the boss is calling! I have to take this first.” He said as he grabbed the dust pan and brought it to his ear. “Doppio speaking!”

“Oh- oh my… of course! I’ll tell them!” His face was flushed as he hung up the “phone”

“Umm… uh, the boss wants to let you know you’re doing a good job and he’s going to reward you when he comes home!” He stuttered.

“Oh…” your cheeks turned pink. The boss seems to be in a good mood today. 😳 I wonder who did he cross off on his hit list today…

Tiziano & Squalo 

You get flustered easily and having two boyfriends just makes it so much worse. You get tongue tied and so flustered that you suddenly stop speaking! They can't help but be a little flushed themselves seeing you shy up so adorably like you do!

“What’s the matter Y/N? Talking Heads got your tongue?” Tiziano purred brushing the hair out of your face. 

“….” Your face went beet red as he flirted and you turned your head to break eye contact.

“Tiziano… don’t be so intense. Poor Y/N just went nonverbal on us. We need to take things more slowly.”  Squalo whined.

“I know I know… but aren’t they just so cute when they get shy like this? I could just eat them up!” Tiziano chuckled.

“I’d say it’s a bit more than just shyness. I do admit it is cute though.” Squalo replied while stroking your hair to comfort you.

“Don’t worry about being verbal or not Y/N. We will always be here for you. If anyone has a problem with your lack of communication we will speak for you” Tiziano cooed.

“There will be hell to pay if anyone has a problem with OUR Y/N…” Squalo growled defensively.

“Calm yourself Squalo. We both know Y/N is perfectly safe in our hands.” He responded, giving Y/N a kiss on the forehead. 

[nicherayyy]

hii so I’m a little shy with requests but could you do a team bucciarati or la unita (your pick) x child!reader who basically has a super powerful stand but they are completely oblivious to it? Like I could imagine them trying to inform reader and readers just like “I like flowers and ice cream : )”

Okay but this is such a great idea-

La Unita x Oblivious Child Reader

Okay, how did this happen??

The main reason, they took you in because of your stand

It's not every day you meet someone with THAT MUCH potential

Plus your powers were supposed to help the boss himself

So yeah, you were supposed to be quite useful

The problem is, you don't really care about any of this "ohmygod you have such a powerful stand" stuff

Nuh uh, not even a little

Understandable, you are a child after all

In your defence, whatever you like doing, it is much more interesting than all these serious meetings and trainings

Uh uh, yeah, what were you saying? I am a powerful individual and- OH MY GOD IS THAT A PUPPY??

Squalo and Tiziano are pretty chill about it

I mean, you're a child

Surely you'll be more interested in butterflies or cartoons more than that grown-up stuff

Do you even know what the mafia is?

Generally, they just want you to enjoy your childhood

Very supportive about your interests

You want to go out for icecream? Sure, we'll get the car stared

Oh, you want to play with legos? No more words needed. We'll get you a full cart of those

It's like they have a child of their own

Carne is not worried either

Also likes to spend time with you

Mostly he just listens to your bubbling about a cool bird you saw or what a good breakfast you had

Sometimes you reming him his younger self

Powers or not, not one dares to take away your childhood just because you got a stand you didn't even ask for

So.. Cioccolata and Secco..

They don't even interact with you

Cio is just busy doing his own stuff and Secco blindly follows him around

Maybe it's for the best

Ciocolatta is interested in that stand of yours tho

But for now, when you're not even fully aware what stand is, he's just keeping his distance

He doesn't need a child who follows him and Secco around just to talk about childlike stuff

But as I said, maybe it's for the best

The one who WANTS you to develop your powers is Diavolo, of course

If Doppio is still somehow bearable, Diavolo is obsessed with the idea that you'll be a great addition to La Unita

"That is why you need to improve your stand, to be the greatest-"

"I saw a cute kitten today"

It's driving him insane at some point

How can you not want to be the best??

You don't want to beat all your enemies??

But it's not like you even have enemies

You try to keep distance with him

Good for you honestly

Overall, it is chaotic sometimes

But if you just gonna hang out with Squalo or Tiz.. or Carne it's gonna be fine

They're really good parental figures for you too

Such a nice bonus

[kimbap-r0ll]

May I request some headcanons on Unità Speciale from JoJo’s about how they would act around their crush? (I think Squalo and Tiziano would go together since I’m pretty sure they’re a couple-)

Hi! Omg another JoJo ask! I really love these asks so plz send them over! As for Squalo and Tiziano, I think honestly they are a couple as well (in my canon they are) so I’ll be grouping them ^^. I’ll probably group Secco and Cioccolata together too since they work as a duo (and could be seen as a couple but I’ll let readers decide)

How Unita Speciale acts around a crush

Squalo + Tiziano

Honestly I think Tiziano would be hard to read, but Squalo would be pretty easy. Like he would have a little bit of a stutter when he talks to his crush or like he’ll be blushing when they get close or smile in his direction. Tiziano might give them a pleasant smile or be softer around them. Even if the crush doesn’t see Squalo’s crush, Tiziano will catch on and so will Squalo to Tiziano.

The two of them will likely have a bit of a talk, just on whether or not they should also have the crush part of the duo and let the relationship become a trio. Likely chance is that they’ll be fine with it, and from then on they’ll likely be flirty towards the crush.

Tiziano is a bit more suave with the flirtation. He’s definitely not afraid to be a bit touchy with it, but he’ll just like watching them become a flustered mess. That doesn’t mean Squalo’s not flirtatious, he’s probably just as good. He’s a bit of a tease like Tiziano is, but it might be a bit more on the rough end (ie playfully pushing the crush around or like jump-scaring them with a surprise hug from behind). Either way expect the crush to get some physical affection along with very suave words.

The confession will come from them both, probably asking the crush to meet with them in a more private setting. It might be a side of a bar or a quiet area of town. The two of them will just explain it to the crush with simple words, nothing too long and nothing too short. If the crush agrees to date, expect a more in-your-face reaction from Squalo while Tiziano is a bit more calm (still has that amazing smile ofc)

Overall I think it would be a coordinated act. Before then the crush will just notice the two hanging around them more often or going on jobs/missions more with them. The two will also be a lot nicer to the crush than when they first met (I feel like they wouldn’t be as friendly tbh to other members of Passione unless they were close).

Cioccolata + Secco

Oh man. First of all to whoever became their crush I’m sorry. But on the other hand, hey it might be a cool experience? Or maybe the person like them, either way the crush will not know they had a crush until they say it, mostly because they’ll just be around them and the crush might think “oh no am I just on their good side or am I going to become a lab rat”

I think Secco would be easier to read. He will be, well, himself and might smother the crush a bit (I imagine he would be sort of like how cat’s brush up against people’s legs) but the crush might just think Secco’s interested in them like in a friendly way. Secco might talk to them more too, like actual interactions. Similar with Cioccolata he might talk to the crush more often but he’s good at hiding the attraction. If the crush compliments him, he’ll just thank them, but the crush might notice him being a bit more giddy than usual

I also feel like Cioccolata and Secco don’t do pick up lines or flirty words. For example, they probably have a weird sense of affection that isn’t really understood by common people, so depending on the crush the words will make them blush or drain the happiness out of their day haha. They’ll be more like gift-giving because it’s a bit simpler for the two parties.

The two might talk about it but Cioccolata might make the ultimate decision. The next step is on whether or not the crush ends up like Secco or if the crush goes through with the relationship without becoming a potential lab rat. The crush might feel like they need to agree, but the two might be a bit flexible if it comes to a rejection. They’ll just be more distant

Overall I think if the crush has good chemistry with this medical duo they’ll be fine. Hell they might be a force in Unita Speciale if their stand and their teamwork is super good with Cioccolata and Secco. The relationship might be more or less normal but it could also just be more destruction (it’s for you to decide)

Carne

He’s quiet, not very talkative and rarely shows emotions outside of his stand. However, when he has a crush it might be easier to read him because he gets flustered more

For example, if the crush worked with him for a while they might notice he’s a bit more shy than usual or that he’s a bit flustered when they compliment him. He’s less 😶 than usual like more 😳. He’s more of a gift-giver too since he doesn’t feel that good with words

I think it would take a long time for him to confess to his crush, like practice in front of a mirror or write it out. He’s probably dated once or twice, but he doesn’t really remember much about how they started so it feels like he has to start from scratch. He will NOT let anyone know about his crush though, in case their life gets threatened (if they are a civilian) or it gets awkward as a team (if they are part of the team).

His confession might be a bit awkward, it’s in a secluded place and his voice is fairly quiet. It’s kinda cute though coming from someone who works with one of Italy’s strongest mafias. If the crush agrees he’ll be delighted, honestly might just ask if they wanted to hang out for a bit longer. If the crush says no, then he’ll try to be a bit nonchalant about it but he’ll likely cut ties with them because it makes him think about his confession more.

Either way, he’s sort of like what I imagine Pesci would be like except he doesn’t have a “fratello” to help him or hype him up haha. He’ll be nice as a boyfriend, but he’ll be busy once Bruno’s gang decides to go against Diavolo

Doppio

Honestly he might be in denial for a bit that he has a crush on someone. He thinks it’s silly, maybe he’s seen too many tv shows or didn’t keep himself busy that he had time to dream. However, he’ll come around and just agree to himself that yeah maybe he has a crush

Diavolo might get in the way of Doppio trying to pick the crush up or like hanging out with them because Diavolo had a relationship before and he wants to keep anonymity, but Diavolo might stop if Doppio convinces him. The two don’t really have the exact same goals in terms of getting to know people

Doppio is always a more cheerful guy, he’s definitely going to be sweet to his crush. He’s friendly, takes them out to places, and genuinely spends time getting to know them. I feel like though he does blush from time to time, the crush might never see him flustered. He seems like the type to know how to hide emotions when he needs to, and this might be one of the cases. However, the crush will know Doppio’s at least enjoying their company

When it comes to the confession, he might be a bit more of a stuttering mess. He’s a bit shy with his words, likely does it outside in a less crowded area (like a seashore or a park) and just thinks of his words on the spot. He hopes the Boss won’t call him during this important moment as he waits for his crush to give him an answer. If that answer is yes, then he’ll be super happy and might give them a hug immediately after haha. If not, he’ll give an awkward laugh and say it’s no worry, the two could still be friends. Depending on if the crush is a civilian or not, they may see Doppio less

Overall I think he would be more of a daydreamer, sort of imagining what his life could be like with this crush and the things that romance brings in life. He might’ve talked to Diavolo about his crush too, but Diavolo likely shut him up and told him to focus on his work before rambling about the crush. Doppio’s a sweet guy ^^

[princelylove]

Greetings your highness!This is my first time sending an ask here and english is not my forte so sorry for not being as eloquent as others Ive read. I just wanted to (humbly) ask for your opinion on the La Unita members, whatever main antics you want to highlight and what they seek in a partner.

Don't fret about your english. Never respect english as a language. That's how they win.

Do you mean the special unit? They're freaks. All of them. Lets talk about what they usually go for in a relationship, and what they're most likely actually going to become obsessed with.

Tiziano has a lot of confidence, although it mainly comes from how well thought out most of his actions are. He dislikes people that are unpredictable or just hard to read, they stress him out and honestly he's paying too much for his skincare to have a person be the reason for anything premature...

Tiz likes to keep most of his options open. He doesn't like to feel trapped, but craves stability. He wants the comfort of a relationship without feeling like a gun's against his head. He wants someone casual, someone that's honest about their feelings and intentions. Someone that won't stress him out constantly. Will he actually fall for someone like this? Maybe, if he lucks out. He's more likely to fall for someone that causes him actual distress, someone that he can potentially "fix."

Squalo is the type of guy to want a total bombshell. He wants someone that looks like they'd be on the cover of playboy magazine.

Can he actually afford one? Well, only kinda. Does he want one anyway? Hell yeah.

He's a scammer, but he'd never get his bitch his darling a fake bag. He'll make it work. He's actually paid pretty well, he just usually blows it on something stupid and has to survive off of leftovers until his next job. If he has a darling, that's something way better to blow all his money on! He gets kind of pissed if he can't be selfish with his money because of monthly 'maintenances' but it's so worth it that he'll smile through the pain. Let him pick the color of your nails next time, yeah?

The probability of Squalo actually landing somebody like this... well, he doesn't have bad odds. He ain't bad looking, and he can act pretty normal before he lets it slip that he's a little possessive. Why bag a bad bitch and then act like they're a new person for being one? Funny guy. You know, he can fight, so wear whatever you want, but he's still gonna tug on your shorts every once in a while.

We don't really know much about Carne, but he was a man prepared to die for another. Another man that, really, he barely knew. People that don't have a lot to live for will cling to absolutely anything that gives them the tiniest bit of hope- even if it's fleeting.

Carne understands that one day he is going to die prematurely for the boss. That is his purpose, that is the trade he willingly signed up for. Perhaps he wants someone bright to cling to. Someone that he knows he's going to drag down, but it's only for a little bit, so it can't be that bad for them long term.

A bright person.... probably a caring, outgoing person. The type of person that helps another on the street, knowing that there's plenty of human traffickers out there that catch prey the same way. Carne just wants to look at them for a little bit, hold them, admire them like you'd admire a piece of jewelry. This isn't forever. Just bear it. He knows he's disgusting, but you can be patient. He'll just be a memory one day.

Cioccolata wants some novelty. He gets bored very easily, and struggles to keep interest in things long-term. The only thing that genuinely interests him- besides from physiology and anatomy, of course- is pain. Ideally, he'd find a masochist that wants to play with him, but isn't it so much better if they don't?

It can be exciting to deal with an equally interested masochist, but that's going to bore him long-term. Really, both of the options presented to him will bore him eventually, he just doesn't know that yet. You can only fight him off so many ways, can only try so many things. What if he happens to catch a sadist, who will never break?

The idea makes him so unbelievably happy. Playtime, forever! A sadist won't just not give in- they're going to fight back, in a way that could potentially kill him. How thrilling! It's different, you know. A masochist knows what hurts, so when they fight back, they might swing for something that's going to just make it stop. A sadist, however... the fun doesn't stop once Cioccolata is down.

Secco is an enigma to most of the people that know him. For someone as eager for connection as him, he's not very open. Secco likes to pretend to be whatever his person of interest likes, for Cioccolata, it's a puppy that wants to play. For you... who knows. He'd rather not have a total switch up, he's not prepared to let you see the actual him- the him that stands like a normal human being and can use a phone just fine.

Puppy wants someone that's going to give him attention. There's nothing he wants more, there's nothing he won't do for it. This leads him to fawn over Cioccolata's victims that tend to people please as a stress response. Yessss, he's doing sooo baaadddd, pet him, talk to him, pity him, help him ouuttt...

He isn't above guilting them. Doesn't it make you uncomfortable to see an injured dog? Secco would actually break a bone if it meant he got a second glance, of course he's fine with lying about the relationship he has with Cioccolata.

[byproducts-of-my-imagination]

Okay how about Platonic Yandere Tiziano and Squalo and abandoned child

Okay so I have not gotten to part 5 of Jojo's yet actually so this is kinda based off of wikipedia and Youtube clips. Sorry if they're kinda ooc, but when I get to part 5 I may revisit this. Didn't want to leave you hanging and thanks for requesting. My apologies for the shortness, but I was having a hard time imagining scenarios for Tiziano and Squalo bc I don't have a good feel for their character yet

Italy, although known to most as a warm and beautiful country, can be quite cold at night.  You’re not sure how much longer you can last, and you can’t even remember the last time you had a proper meal.  The hunger and the cold gnaws at you, draining your willpower.  Curling up in an alleyway, you conserve what little body heat you have left.  When you awake, two pairs of bright, piercing eyes, blue and gold, fill you with a type of warmth you didn’t know existed.  Your head is fuzzy from sleep though, and you can barely hear their hushed whispers.  

“Tiziano…. What do we do with it?”

“We can’t afford the distraction.  The boss is counting on us.”

“But look at it, it’s so pitiful.  Can we keep it?”

“Them, Squalo, they’re not a dog.”

The two men are pressed close to each other, whispering in each other's ears.  The act is so intimate, and you feel cold again, tears stinging your eyes as the bitter feeling of loneliness overwhelms you.  A warm hand brushes away a tear from the corner of your eye.

“You’re coming with us, bambina.”

It turns out, being sequestered inside with food is better than being free outside with no food. The two men don't let you leave the little room they brought you to, and sure, sometimes it's boring when they disappear for long stretches of time, but at least you're alive. At least you're not cold anymore. You'd do anything to stay here with them. Anything to not be alone anymore. And they know it. They take full advantage of it. You don't know they discuss how to keep you dependent on them late at night. You don't know they bring up your past and your family on purpose to remind you how good you have it now. You don't know what kind of people they really are. You'll sleep soundly at night, on a bed they provided, none the wiser.

[maruzzewrites]

yandere Tizano and yandere squalo x reader

cw: kidnapping

You honestly thought the problem would have been Squalo, but the true catch was Tiziano.

The first time you arrived in Venice, you were only interested in touristic attractions. Like many others, you wanted also the real experience of the city. So comes two handsome locals, one with bright red hair and the other with sun-kissed skin, and you couldn't reject their invitations to tour the city with those who knew it deeply.

They allowed you to eat local food, to see beautiful views you would never discover alone, and then they would invite you over to their house on the last day of your trip.

There, you fell asleep. You didn't even notice, but you woke up the next day with your train already departed and the two men simply convincing you to stay. They would help you, somehow, they could drive you everywhere you wanted if you just let them.

So you accepted.

And you found yourself in their actual home. Secret, somewhat isolated, and impossible for you to escape from as you observed the shark circling the structure.

But the real problem, when the police came knocking on their door and inform them they were looking for a missing person, was Tiziano. You wanted to let them know you were that person, that you needed help running away, but he did something to you.

"I'm fine. I'm here by my own will."

That's all you said and continued to say. You couldn't let the truth out. The police was confused, but they had to concede you were there and you were calm, talking to them and saying those things even away from the two men.

You were left at that house, with the two of them. And Tiziano commended just how much of a good sport you were.

[kougiri]

Tiziano and Squalo with a yandere s/o

They got me wanting to gobble them up😋

Thank you for coming to my cafe, darling.

Sorry if I haven't been posting requests.. I've been busy and losing the motivation to write but I'll try my best to stay active. ( ╓ ‸╖)

Sorry in advance cause i wrote this informally-

But here's your order!

Content warning: Yandere themes but not written seriously

Yipee

☞ this is so messy i am very sorry ◈ Okay so you know how they both die from narancia? Let's say that you saved them from The little orang because obviously, you're obsessed with the lovers-

◈ They both passed out for a while and you took this chance to bring them back to your house while singing ٩(＾◡＾)۶ Now that they're in your house, you tie them up in your room after licking the blood from their wounds patching their wounds, of course, you don't want your beloveds to be injured :[

◈ Once they wake up their reactions would be confused but of course, they're gonna keep their guard up since they failed the mission. Did the boss take them back and is preparing their punishment? will they die??? if so, they're prepared to fight back, summoning their stands only to find out that they can't summon it. a stand attack?? is this the boss's stand power?

◈ Footsteps are heard approaching the door and BOOM!!! the door slammed open only to see..you..? Wait what- who are you?? and- is that narancia you're dragging..? wait why does his head have a hole- oh god his brain is showing..What is wrong with you?? you insane fuck😧

◈ Wait they made eye contact with you- are you gonna kill them next?? guess what happens next ◈ you dash towards them- close your eyes!! but the only thing they feel is..arms wrapping them both?? :0 Apparently you started giving them love kisses and affection! kissy kiss kiss muah muah chup chup ♡ ～('▽^人) God they're so cute! and hot- Don't you just wanna lock them up forever with you?

[soupbabe]

Sorry for the worlds most niche ask but … poly Carne x Ciocolatta x male La Unita reader?

(I wanna throw Secco into the polycule pile as well but I’m worried that’s asking too much work for such a niche ask 😭 feel free to leave him out if you want)

Reader would obviously have to be someone with a) the ruthlessness to make it to La Unita and b) the unhinged-ness to be partly dating ciocolatta 😭😭 but tbf have you seen La Unita? No one on that roster is normal and well adjusted (not even Squalo and Tiz, they’re freaks too /affectionate)

Poly! Carne/Cioccolata/Secco x Male! La Unità Speciale! Reader

Dude you're so more than welcome to request niche stuff !! Carne n Cioccolata is like in the top 3 of the only JoJo ships I care about. Next to Esikars and Tomoko x Shinobu from part 4 😭

Warning: these are kinda all over the place??, tried to give each character a chance to shine but there might be some uneven coverage of characters, Cioccolata is his own brand of concern

- One word to describe the relationship: intense

- Everyone loves aggressively and frequently

- Hard to say if there's some kind of "balance" between the four of you. Even Carne, though silent, is just as clingy and touchy as Cioccolata and Secco

- Oh yeah btw you're never going to be left alone

- Even on missions, even if Doppio insists you go alone, they don't care. I really think these three men take Doppio or Diavolo's words as just a suggestion.

- Secco is the worst offender. His clinginess is overwhelming. He'll always insist that he holds your hand, your waist, any bit of skin he can get his hands on

- And he's just as determined that you give him the same attention. He'll always want you to pet him, to sing the same praises as Cioccolata, give him some special treatment w extra sugar cubes or kisses. Your attention is very addicting

- Cioccolata and Carne on the other hand? They're around you just to get a rise out of you

- Like I know Carne stepped closer to Mista just because he thought it was funny that it annoyed him

- They both love to scare and prod at you. Cioccolata does all the talking and teasing for the both of them, wheress Carne just likes to stare and hold you

- The unwavering eye contact could make anyone squirm and a low rumble erupts from his chest when Carne knows he's getting to you

- While it's fairly easy to fluster Secco and (kind of) Carne back, it's become a game between you and Cioccolata to see how you could make the surgeon blush

- He rolls his eyes when you act sweet, he laughs and plays along when you try to get intimate and tease him, you could show up at his door covered in blood and his face doesn't grow warm

- The secret? Join in on one of his tapes, he wants to see you revel in the adrenaline rush of murder.

- It's the action that gets blood rushing to his cheeks, it's the fact that he's sharing the experience with you and Secco. No secret that the doctor has a twisted sense of joy and romance, he loves taping the "dates" he has with you because of this

- It's like a lil scrapbook, y'know? Fond memories with you and Secco <3

- Sometimes Carne joins in on the fun, but he's rather camera shy, so he's the director. While you three are making out sloppy style, his hand is in the corner frame giving a small thumbs up.

- You four are only considered "cute" by Tiziano and Squalo, but you all really are happier than what any outsider can assume

[snoopledrooplecheesedoodle]

yandere Tiziano and Squalo x Ex girlfriend reader

Order up! *ding*

Yandere Tiziano and Squalo x Ex girlfriend reader

Art's not mine, couldn't find the artist but let me know if you know. Also, polyamory can be healthy and beautiful so don't hate, communicate.

Contains: Swearing, violence, mentions of sex

Love was something you hoped for.

You were by no means a hopeless romantic, but the thought that someone or something may love you was too tempting to ignore.

Now you bitterly acknowledge your mistake. As you thought you loved someone. Or better yet two someones.

They were beautiful, painfully so. You could acknowledge that as you packed your bags hastily. You knew your heart wouldn't be able to heal quickly from the betrayal it faced that day ...

You were excited that fateful summer day. It marked the beginning of your relationship with Tiziano and Squalo. Your anniversary! You were positively glowing at the thought of coming home and preparing dinner for your two loving and amazing boyfriends. The entire time at work you distracted like the young girl in love you were. Your boss Rosario, an older woman and head librarian at Vallicelliana Library smiled gently at you through her spectacles.

"Any special plans tonight?" Rosario asked. You smiled dreamily as you crooned. "Yes, it's my anniversary with my partners." Rosario raised an eyebrow before turning back to her work. "Do you mean those handsome men that are often hanging off each other that ask for you occasionally?" You smiled nodding your head eagerly. "Yep, those are my Tiziano and Squalo." Rosario's face soured slightly at your dreamy state. She saw how those men looked at you, with boredom. Like you were some kind of chore for them. Compared to how lovingly they stared at each other, it was sobering for Rosario and saddening for you. You were wearing rose-tinted glasses and Rosario didn't want to be the one to rip them off, but she also didn't want you getting hurt in the long run. She looked back at you who was spinning around the library while taking stock and sighed. This was going to be difficult.

"(Y/N) mia bambina, may I give you a small bit of advice?" You hummed and turned around to face your boss, stars in your eyes. Wincing, Rosario readjusted her glasses. "Sometimes in life we think we love someone very much ... and that they love us back. However, what you think may be love may be the other person using you for ... convenience." You furrowed your brow confused, who was she talking about? Rosario noticed your confusion and sighed before turning back to her work. "I'll finish inventory bambina, why don't you go home early?" Your eyes lit up brightly as you bounced on your heels like a child. "Grazie Donna Rosario!" "Prego mia bambina..." Rosario quietly responded as you ran off into the summer sun. She hoped it wouldn't end as horribly as she thought.

You eagerly approached the lavish apartment complex you lived in. On your meager salary, you would barely afford to live in the luxurious city of Rome. Your boyfriends told you not to worry your pretty little head about it and that they would take care of everything. You never knew what their jobs were as they would often deflect or change the subject, but you didn't really mind. You were just happy to be theirs' and that they were yours. Your lovely Tiziano with his long blonde hair and dazzling amber eyes and your handsome Squalo with his amber curls and ocean blue eyes. Approaching the door, you brought out your key and unlocked it. You were ready to change into something more comfortable and then prepare the anniversary meal. Entering the house, you paused as you closed the door. What you heard made you blush.

Moaning

Your lovers were already home and were getting it on without you. You blushed at the thought of your boyfriends naked together without you. You had lingerie prepared for tonight, but you supposed you all could start now. Silently you walked over to the door to the collective bedroom and peeped through the door. Squalo had Tiziano pinned to the bed, and they were making out. You were going to enter the room when Squalo pulled away and looked down at Tiziano. "Tiziano, when are we going to get rid of her?" What? Who? Tiziano pulled the piece of hair that stuck to his sweaty forehead out of the way and leaned into his lover. "Tesoro relax, she's not here to bother us. We'll tell her as soon as she gets home." When she gets home? You leaned in closer to the door. They wanted to get rid of you. Why? Squalo laughed a little and sat up embracing Tiziano. "Good I can't wait to get rid of her, she's been nothing but dead weight." No. "Yes Squalo. (Y/N) has been a fun little experiment, but I think it's time we move on with our lives." Tiziano sighed and moved over to Squalo before crawling on top of him. You couldn't watch or listen to any more of this. The moaning, the dead weight, the fun little experiment, it was all too much for you to handle. You shook with anger, embarrassment, and sadness. How could they be so cruel? How could you be so stupid to believe them? Every kiss. Every I love you. Every passionate night. It meant nothing to them.

You meant nothing to them.

Tears welled up in your eyes as you remembered that horrible night. How you cried bitter tears into a hotel pillow, unable to look at your ex-lover's faces. You had snuck back in your shared apartment and grabbed what little stuff you owned. Left every gift they had bought you, they meant as much as you, so they were worthless. You thought bitterly to yourself as you wrote a note on the back of a photo on the fridge of the three of you in the front of the Colosseum. You poured your heart out one last time for them before leaving.

You called your mother telling her the news, that you broke up with your lovers and had nowhere to go. Being the amazing woman she is, (sorry if your mother is not), she allowed you to come back home until you could get back on your feet. You were forever grateful for you sweet mother's generosity in times of need. Unfortunately, that meant you'd have to move back to Sardinia, which meant you'd have to find work again. You went to Rosario and told her your situation. She, of course, supported you fully and embraced you as a final goodbye, wishing you luck in your future. You smiled and felt a little lighter knowing there were people in your back corner there to support you.

Arriving home, you were surprised to see your whole family back at your mother's small casa. Their empathy and full support of your decision was almost enough to make you cry. Your nonna made a whole plate of Seadas (they are an Italian pastry from Sardinia and look fabulous) just for you. It warmed your heart to see such love and support coming from your family, and you knew in your heart that you would be okay.

Months later...

Squalo was conflicted. He thought this was the best decision they had made in terms of the relationship. However, something felt off. When you didn't return, he personally didn't care. He was tired of having to share Tiziano with you, and now Tiziano was his. Only his. Life carried as normal but with just the two of them. There were traitors to exterminate, rivals to kill, rebellions to quell. Mafia life was rough but paid good money. However, when they came home there was no home cooked meal. That's perfectly normal, we'll just go out to eat! Then there were those times where he would make a joke and Tiziano wouldn't laugh. No laugh of tinkling bells at his stupid joke. Fine with me, it sounded more like a donkey compared to Tiziano's laugh. Tiziano... sweet Tiziano seemed to be getting more distant with the day. Intimacy was at a near zero and he looked pained when Squalo leaned in for a kiss. That was something Squalo couldn't deal with.

"Carino what's wrong?"

Tiziano was riddled with guilt. Ever since you left, he felt a sinking feeling in his chest. He thought he wanted you gone so that Squalo could be all his. He thought you were just a fling that got too clingy. An experiment. A fad. However, with each day you were gone he realized a horrible sinking truth.

He missed you.

Missed your smile, your laugh, your voice. How it felt to hug you, kiss you, and make love to you. When he and Squalo were in bed together, it felt awkward, clunky. He tried to distance himself from such thinking, but nothing worked. He was losing sleep over the issue. How would you take his news? Would you want him back? Or would you scorn him for the pain he caused you? How would Squalo react? He clearly seemed happy you were gone, often joking about it, which caused Tiziano to frown.

When being confronted with his stoic behavior Tiziano smiled in a practiced way before pecking Squalo's cheek.

"Nothing Tesoro, I've just been stressed about work. That's all."

Work. Ah right, how could he forget? Being in the mafia had no room for weakness, but he faltered once. A target looked like you which almost cost Squalo and him their job when he let the girl get away.

"Tiziano, I know that is bullshit. Please tell me the truth dear." Squalo's patience was running thin. Was Tiziano not in love with him anymore? No, he wouldn't allow it. Tiziano looked at his lover sympathetically before looking at the cold coffee set at his chair.

"You won't make fun of me carino?"

"Never my one and only."

Tiziano sighed before looking at Squalo once more

"I miss (Y/N)."

"Bwahahaha!"

Squalo couldn't help laughing and he couldn't help crying afterwards. This was all so simple yet complex. He thought he wanted (Y/N) gone but he too was missing the (h/c) who snared their hearts. Tiziano was angry at first, but seeing the pain in his lover's eyes he knew Squalo felt the same way.

"How do we get her back Tiziano? Ugh I feel so stupid!"

"Patience Squalo, we'll get her back. We just need to come up with a plan."

The duo stares at each other for a while before grinning evilly. The same thought in their minds.

(Y/N) would come back even in they had to drag her back because...

(Y/N) was theirs

Breaking up with Tiziano and Squalo was probably the best decision you've made in a long time. You got connected back with your family, you enrolled in school again, and were now pursuing the life you wanted. You worked at a nearby library to help you pay for college. The pay was way better due to your level of experience, and you had a more flexible schedule. Sure, you missed Rosario and some friends you made in Rome, but you think moving back to Sardinia reenergized your soul!

"(N/n) are you okay?"

Oh, that was right you were on a date right now with a really nice guy! Alessio Vargas. He would often come to the library you worked at and ask for help. He was a student at the same university who wanted to become a marine biologist. He asked about book recommendations, and you would always supply. Soon the two of you started talking about other things besides books. Turns out he didn't need you help he just wanted to talk to you and take you out. The first time he asked you said no, after all you were recovering from a bad relationship. He was okay with that, and you continued being friends. Finally, after months of getting to know him, you asked him out and he said yes.

"I'm fine caro, just a little nervous. This is my first date in a while." You sheepishly admit. Great now he'd think you're a loser. Alessio laughed and placed a hand on yours.

"This is my first date ever." Your eyes grew wide at his declaration.

"Really?! But you're so handsome!" Alessio laughed once more in his kind way and readjusted his wide rim glasses.

"Well I haven't been interested in anyone besides you."

You blushed at the thought and smiled. A handsome guy that was interested in you and only you. You were open to polyamorous relationships but since your last one went south, you thought you'd give monogamy a try. So far it was pretty solid, you weren't settling down quite yet, but you were having fun.

You came back from your date feeling lighter than a feather. Alessio was such a gentleman and was understanding the whole time. After dinner you walked on the beach and Alessio kissed your hand. Your hand! When you asked why he stated that "I knew kissing your lips would be too much for a first date, so I'll settle for your hand." Ah! He's so perfect!

While you were giggling like a teenager in love your phone buzzed in your pocket. Was someone calling you? You didn't recognize the number but picked it up anyways. "Hello?"

"Hello bambina do you have a minute?" It was Rosario and she didn't sound good. "Rosario what's wrong?" Horrible coughing continued on the other side. Oh no, just when things were starting to get better this happened. "Bambina listen ... I have only days to live these-illnesses have become severe and I need help- staying comfortable in my last days." You raised your eyebrow; something doesn't seem right. "When do I need to come over?" There was a pause and then an answer. "As soon as possible." You sighed and stared at the ceiling. You suppose you could afford to visit your old employer in her final days. Who are you kidding the woman was like a grandmother away from home to you!

"Alright I'll come."

On the other end of the line Rosario was choking back tears as the two men she feared were smiling evilly at each other. "You did well Rosario, we just need you for a little while longer and you'll be free as a bird." Squalo spoke up while Tiziano nodded and sat in the chair across from the elderly librarian. The two had found her at work and forced her to call her old employee. She didn't know what they wanted with (Y/N) but the look in their eyes shook her to the bone.

Obsession

Pure darkness and desire swirled in the eyes of the men, and made Rosario shake with fear. "You make me sick, what on Earth do you plan to do with (Y/N)?" Tiziano stood up and grabbed the elderly lady's scarf, pulling her over the desk. "What we plan doesn't involve you, just know she'll be in good hands." Squalo smiles and laughs at the older woman's misfortune. Tiziano grins before shoving her back in her seat. "Not like you could tell the police since my stand Talking Head has control of your tongue." These men were insane and dead set on getting you back for whatever sick reason they had. Rosario hoped you wouldn't come back to Rome because you would fall right into their trap.

Rome... your old stomping grounds. Back from the days you gave up on your dreams to be with two men who didn't even love you. Well, maybe they did at one point, but it was all in the past now. All you needed to do was provide support and care for Rosario and never come back to this hell hole ever again. You felt your feet become heavy with each step you took, as emotions came flooding back. You felt weak, powerless, useless. No! You were none of those things. You were a smart, strong, and independent woman on her way to a degree and a new boyfriend. You got this, nothing could stop you.

You were (Y/N) (L/N) for Christ's sake!

After the little pep talk in your head, you decided to call Rosario to get her address. Then you would get some of her favorite pastries and bring them over for her to enjoy. It was the least you could do. With that in mind you walked to the nearest pâtisserie and called the number Rosario used last time.

"Hello?" Good she was still alive. "Hey, Donna Rosario, I was wondering where you lived?" "Oh right, my bad bambina. I'll send you, my address." Good. "I bought you some sfogliatellas, your favorite." You heard a sigh of frustration that sounded a bit masculine on the other end of the line. "Donna, is someone with you?" You asked, suspiciously. This whole situation was too much for you. Being back in Rome, your suddenly terminally ill boss, and now you were hearing other voices. "No, I'm alone." A quick reply from the other end made you flinch from the internal whiplash. You had a bad feeling of something terrible happening. Clutching the bag of pastries you tentatively took a look at your phone. It was the address followed by a message.

We'll be waiting for you cara~

It was a mistake coming back and you knew it. It was a trap, and you came like some dumb dog with you tail wagging. You didn't know who we were, but you had a good idea of who it was. The mafia. Donna Rosario must have gotten into trouble with the mafia and wanted you to bail her out. What could Donna Rosario have done to piss the mafia off? You didn't know. Deep down you wanted to help the poor old woman because Donna didn't deserve it. Well at least the Donna you knew didn't deserve it.

The house she had was on one of the older streets in Rome. She wasn't rich but the house was impressive for someone of her means. You walked through the garden in the front yard to her door. It was already open, like someone expected you to be there. Chills went down your spine as you went through the door. "Donna Rosario?" You called out to the empty home. Silence. Such an interesting thing. There is good, wholesome, peaceful silence. Then there's deadly silence that looms like the grim reaper. It takes the air out of your lungs and brings fear into your every nerve. Everything in your body was telling you to go. To get out of there and run. You turned to leave.

"(Y/N)?"

Donna Rosario was so faint and frail sounding. Nothing like the vibrant and lively older woman you knew. You grit your teeth, knowing it wasn't right to leave this older woman vulnerable. You turned back around and called out once more. "Donna where are you?" "I'm in my bedroom bambina." You walked to one room and anxiously opened the door. Bathroom. Closet. Then a guestroom. Finally, you made it to the bedroom. No one was in there. "Donna are you sure you're in there?" Silence. "Donna Rosario?" Rustling could be heard in the closet. Aha! She's hiding in there. You march over to it a swing it open. "Donna what the big ide-AH!"

description of gore: (if you don't like skip to later or don't read further)

You've been warned

Donna Rosario was hung by the cord that turned on the light. Her mouth was wide open, and her tongue was ripped out of her mouth. Slash marks were found across her chest and arms. Blood dripped down into a pool of water that lay below her feet. You gagged at the gory sight. You dropped the bag of pastries in fear and horror. Backing up you stepped on something squishy. Looking down you couldn't hold back your bile. You stepped on Rosario's tongue. You threw up all over Rosario's nice white carpet. Who was sick enough to do this? Why?

end of gore

You needed to get out of here quickly, the killer might still be in the house. Running out of the bedroom you ran to the front door. The door was closed. You turned the knob. Locked. You desperately pounded on the door, tears streaming down your face. You slammed your full body weight on the door, but it refused to budge. "No where to run bambina except into our loving arms." That voice, no it couldn't be. "Squalo be patient she isn't exactly happy to see us here." No, no, no. You kick at the door hopping to escape. What do they want? They kicked you out of their lives so why are they here?

"Aww Tiziano but don't you miss the feeling of her softness?" The voices got closer and closer. You felt trapped like a caged animal. They murdered Rosario maybe they wanted to kill you too. "Stay away from me! You-you murderers!" "I do miss her softness, but I don't really miss her mouth. At least not right now." Tiziano spoke as the duo's footsteps drew closer and closer. You had to find some kind of weapon. Something! Anything! You noticed the fireplace and grabbed the fire poker ready to stab their eyes out. You weren't going down without a fight.

"Hey cutie."

"GAHHH!" You ran at the ginger man in front of you aiming for his face. You were not a fighter, so he dodged easily. He grabbed you and twisted it behind your back, pulling you into his chest. You yelped in pain and dropped the fire poker. You weren't going down just yet. You fought with all your might: kicking, screaming, biting, punching any bit of flesh you could find. "Aww our bambina wants a hug Tiziano." He squeezed you hard, causing you to choke. Tiziano walked in the room to see the commotion. He covered his mouth with his hand and snorted at the sight. What was wrong with these psychos acting like this was normal? Like they didn't kill your boss and aren't currently keeping you hostage in your boss' house.

"Squalo be gentle she's quite fragile." Tiziano takes you from Squalo's arms and whispers in your ear. "Struggle and I'll rip your arms off." You stiffen at your ex-lover's words. "Why?" Was all you could say as tears came pouring out of your eyes. Tiziano looks down at your tear-stained face and coos. Wiping away some of the tears he responds. "Why because you stole something from us when you left." Panic filled your heart at Tiziano's words. Steal? What did you steal? Seeing your panicked face both Tiziano and Squalo chuckle before leaning in. "You stole our hearts bambina." Squalo responds lovingly. Tiziano pulls you closer and stares at you with his amber eyes. His words were the last you hear before your world went dark "Now it's time you pay for it."

Alessio sighed and gripped his phone harshly. He couldn't understand why you weren't picking up. It's been a few weeks ever since your trip to Rome and your family was starting to get worried. He was worried.

The number you are calling you are unable to reach right now, please leave your message after the beep. BEEP

"Hello? (Y/N)? It's been weeks now and you haven't responded to any of your parents' calls. Or my calls. Cara we're worried for you, alone in the city, near your exes. I trust you're not back with them but come back to Sardinia. Your family misses you. I miss you. I've collected your homework at the academy for you, so don't worry about it. Please, please come back. This isn't like the woman I've come to know. I love you...

BEEP

Well if this wasn't complete garbage please let me know. I might write a part 2 for this but that will have to wait a little while. Thank you for interacting with me and please follow for more.

[icerisotto]

ᐢ..ᐢ ﹒✦﹒ about ⟢ me !

☆ i am kero, a huge fan of vento aureo!

★ although i like jojo in general, my heart lies with vento aureo characters, hence why i made this blog.

☆ my ships are very... uncommon (in an unpopular way, of course). i have rare pairings and 90% of the jojotwt community doesn't know about these, so i decided to create a special place to keep in touch with anyone else who likes rare pairings!

★ if you're interested in knowing more about me, consider reading my carrd or visiting my twitter and ao3 profile!

☆ this blog is meant to be a way to communicate with other vento aureo fans, make fans and entertain myself with my writing hobby.

★ i have a brumis only blog with a friend of mine!

☆ HERE is my MASTERLIST.

ᐢ..ᐢ ﹒✦﹒ my ⟢ likes !

☆ favorite characters: bucciarati, mista, abbacchio, risotto, ghiaccio and formaggio.

★ favorite pairs: brumisabba, brumis, misabba, risoghia, prosghia and risoprosghia.

☆ characters i really enjoy: narancia, trish, pesci, prosciutto and polnareff.

★ shipps i really enjoy: brupros and formapros.

☆ characters i slightly enjoy: giorno, melone, illuso, fugo, tiziano, squalo, secco and cioccolata.

★ shipps i slightly enjoy: meloghia, formailluso, seccolata, ghiasecco, formaghia, brupros, and formapros.

☆ characters i don't care about: doppio, carne, zucchero, sale, scolippi, sorbet and gelato (at least not enough to write anything with them alive, sorry).

★ shipps i don't care about: every other ship (including those involving bucci gang members, risopros, bruabba, sorlato and risabba).

☆ characters i hate: diavolo.

★ shipps i hate: anything involving minors with adults or relatives.

ᐢ..ᐢ ﹒✦﹒ new ⟢ commissions !

☆ lately, i've been quite busy with uni and struggling with mental health issues, so writing has been heaven and hell to me.

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☆ incest, rape, sexual harassment, pedophilia, zoophilia, racism, ableism, animal abuse, or any type of prejudice and sex-related crimes.

★ age regression, yandere, furry, vore, vomit or feces eating, knife or needle play, cuckold, wound fingering.

☆ extreme crackfic (example: risotto shoves a hydrant up his ass and dies), non-angst infidelity, arranged marriage, fake dating, self-insert (y/n or character x reader stuff).

★ stereotyped or fetishized trans people, mpreg, dead dove: do not eat.

☆ bruabba without mista, risopros without ghiaccio, mista + anyone aside my personal ships, any ship with giorno or trish, -18 with +18, any character who isn't from vento aureo, any ship with diavolo or doppio.

★ fics without risotto, ghiaccio, mista, bruno or leone.

☆ mom bruno, rapist melone, dumb narancia and any other unfunny, overused, offensive or inaccurate joke/stereotype.

𖤐 ִֶָ maybe! 𓂃 🧷

☆ infidelity plot (angst/tragedy only).

★ sad ending (depends on my mood).

☆ what if settings (depends on the plot).

★ non-romantic oneshots.

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☆ age changing (years passing? fine. characters with no canon ages getting a defined age? fine. turning minors into adults for pairing purposes? hell nah...).

★ solo/centric fics of anyone aside from risotto, ghiaccio, mista, bruno and leone (depends on the character).

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☆ smut.

★ gore and violence.

☆ fluff.

★ light crackfic.

☆ domestic settings.

★ polyamory.

☆ alternative realities (example: bucci gang as lawyers).

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[nicherayyy]

So wow, I don't really understand how requests work, sorry! But since we've seen the Bucci gang and La Squadra with the kid from South Park, what about La Unita? I am sure that Chocolata will like this child very much

A/N: I'M ALIVEEEEE

TW: just the South Park thing

Chapters from this AU:

Bucci Gang x South Park! Child Reader

La Squadra x South Park! Child Reader

La Unita x South Park! Child Reader

That is literally the weirdest situation you could imagine yourself in

Okay, maybe not the weirdest

Especially when you used to live in South Park

So yeah.. you saw a thing or two

I'm not even sure why La Unita decided to take you in

Most likely it was Squalo and Tiziano's idea

Like how can you even leave a 4th grader on the streets??

Especially when there's bunch of criminals running around

The two of them are actually one of your main caretakers

But sometimes Squalo is concerned about your.. mental state

Cause there's just no way those stories back from South Park are real

And for Tiziano's the only concern is your cussing habit

Like child ur nine stop with the f word pls

Overall they're like parents to you

Just don't dig too deep into the details about your previous life

Cioccolata has some mixed feelings about you

I mean, he hates children

But you're fun to talk with so I guess you're not as bad as he thought

(No cussing rule doesn't work with him)

It's so weird that you're not scared of him

The first time you talked with him you could see a sincere shock on his face

Secco likes you

Well, as long as you keep some sugar cubes in your pocket, he likes you

If you forgot, well, he won't even look at you

But if it's a good day, he'll listen your crazy stories from SP

He likes your boldness

(And yeah he doesn't care about no cussing rule too)

Carne is really nice to you

He's not really talkative, so most of the time he just listens

Carne's not sure if most of the stories are true, but he still listens

Like kid there's no way you're friend came back from the dead

And your friend didn't eat chili made out of his enemy's parents

Right??

You sure didn't impress Diavolo

But don't take it personal

It's impossible to impress him anyway

Not gonna lie, he's really distant

Like you saw him one time and that's it

But Doppio always makes sure to spend some time with you

It's a rare occasion, of course

Just please, don't cuss around him

And try not to use dark humour

[moonbeamwritings]

Hello.

Maybe I didn't have time for the event, but I can still ask for numbers 13 (Playing your fingers through their hair while sitting next to them on the couch.) and 46 (Giving them a back massage when they flop on the couch or bed.) for Tiziano x Squalo x Reader?🥺

hi, sure thing! i hope you enjoy!

tiziano x squalo + playing your fingers through their hair while sitting next to them on the couch, giving them a back massage when they flop on the couch or bed

You’re resting on the couch when two bodies collapse on either side of you, reminding you of a couple of cats looking for affection without ever directly asking for it. Tiziano and Squalo are always so eager for attention when they get home from a mission for the boss, curling up to you and invading your space, that it never fails to bring a smile to your face. It’s endlessly endearing, you think, as Tiziano tucks his face into your neck and Squalo spreads out across your lap.

A comfortable silence settles between you as you bring one hand to Tiziano’s hair, combing through it with easy, gentle strokes, and the other up to rub along the muscles in Squalo’s back. 

Squalo is quick to wrap his arms around your waist, squeezing slightly as he smushes his face into your stomach. Tiziano, with his breath fanning across your collarbone, stretches one arm around your shoulders and the other out to plant a hand on the small of Squalo’s back.

It’s everything you could ever want from your two lovers, both of them wrapped around your body like vines, and you find yourself relaxing beneath their weight. You let out a sigh as you tilt your head to rest against the top of Tiziano’s head, eyes slipping closed when your cheek presses up against his hair. He lets out a hum at that, nuzzling impossibly closer as he does.

You suppose this is why God gave you two hands, you reason as you relish in the feelings of Tiziano’s hair and Squalo’s shirt beneath your fingertips, to care for your boyfriends in such simple and quiet ways. And if your arms slowly start to tingle from the weight of their bodies on yours, then so be it. It would all be worth it in the end to see Tiziano and Squalo rendered putty in your hands.

event: closed, thanks for sending in!! ❤️

[bebegi]

𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐲!𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬 — 𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨 𝐱 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐨 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

genre: crack, fluff, suggestive.

warnings: language, reader threatening squalo but they're in love so it's cool :^)

requested: can i pls pls get poly!squalo and tiziano x reader texts 🙏 i will love you forever if you do😚<3

a/n: LOOK, listen, it's canon that squalo it's the hot headed one and tiz is the patient one, and ig reader is kinda neutral but ik squalo would be a pain in the ass with clash, i just know it </3 so i think the dynamics are pretty accurate?? at least for me hehe idk y'all let me know what you think abt that <3

anyways i may do a part 2 of this one bc i had way too much fun making it 🤕

image credits here + here + here + here + here

[staruplatinum]

Family Fun

Long overdue commission for @bubbleu​ ! Hope you enjoyed it love. !

Warnings: Fluff 

Word count: 3,006 words

Halloween was approaching, your favourite time of the year! Between the trick or treating, chilly weather, fall activities and scary movies, there was one thing you and your family loved most - costume parties! 

It started when you first met Tiziano and Squalo. Both men had great taste in fashion - You could see from that from the get go. Tiziano especially was adorned in all sorts of outfits from various companies. Gucci, Prada, Versace... He had it all. Squalo didn’t dress as fancy, but it was still enough to catch your eye. Years passed, and before you knew it the three of you now had two beautiful children - a boy and a girl - who also happened to take after their father’s extravagant fashion sense. 

It was a chilly fall morning, the leaves had fallen down and Halloween was only a week away.  Tiziano was planning to have a costume party later this evening. Various People from Passione would be in attendance, along with some of your children’s friends as well. Tiziano was famous for hosting parties - he always went all out no matter the occasion. At your children’s birthdays he’d hire a whole circus to perform, not to mention the streamers and decorations were extensive! At christmas He’d get the biggest tree, covered in tinsel and ornaments from head to toe, plus the amount of lights around the house was enough to make it look brighter than the sun. Halloween was no different - in fact, Tiziano enjoyed it most! 

There was lots that could be said about the holiday and what he enjoyed most about it, but by far it was dressing up. Before meeting you - and even long before he had dated Squalo, Tiziano always had the best costumes in all of Passione. One year he went as a dead model and the way he applied the makeup and special effects + blood nearly blew everyone away. 

Both you and Tiziano were working on putting up the orange and black streamers, which were technically the finishing touches, save for some snacks that still had yet to be put out. Once they were up and the balloons were attached, Tiziano got down to admire his work. You had both decided to go for a ‘vintage’ Halloween theme - if the orange and black was any indication. Tiziano placed his hands on his hips, sighing in relief. Besides the food situation - they were pretty much ready. “I think the decorations look good, wouldn’t you agree bella?” He asked, gesturing to his daughter and smiling. She was looking up at the ceiling in awe, clearly impressed by the work her parents had achieved. The streamers looked beautiful, along with the trick-or-treat bags and every other decoration in the house. You could see by the look on her face that this was pure excitement, and it made your heart swell with joy. “Yes daddy!” she chimed back, giving his long leg a tight hug. You got down from the chair as well, helping Squalo and your son tidy up the tape and plastic packaging that was left over. This was probably the only thing that you hated about parties - was the cleanup. Squalo took the garbage into his fist and brought it over to the kitchen, tossing it in the bin. Suddenly, he tensed up when he heard what the rest of his family was talking about… “Did you all figure out what you wanted to be?” You smiled, rubbing your children’s heads. “I want to be spider-man!” your son chimed, jumping excitedly. “I want to be a princess!” Your daughter added. Both started to scream with joy and excitement. 

Shit.

They were really serious about this? Squalo should have known after being married to Tizano for all these years that costumes and parties were no joke to Tiziano. Squalo knew that they loved costumes and he should have been more prepared, but alas… he procrastinated once again. That, and he was far too busy and tired with work as of late. Now what were they going to do? He did not want to be a disappointment to Tizano or you, let alone his children.

Both Tiziano and you laughed at your child’s excitement, before looking over to squalo who had a clear look of surprise and discomfort on his face. Crossing your arms, you asked him.

“And you? What are you dressing up as?”

The smirk on your face was enough to show that you already knew the answer, but you played along, in any case. “Did you get the costumes we had asked you for?”

“Yeah - about that… I didn’t get a chance to um….. Get the costumes.” Squalo admitted.A look of defeat and disappointment crossed his face as he brushed his hair away. Fuck, looking down at his daughters big eyes was enough to make him tear up. He should have been more prepared, he knew that. You groaned in annoyance - once again - Squalo left it to the last minute, and here you guys were, the day of halloween - trying to figure out your costumes. “Well, what are we going to do now?” You asked, hugging your son as he looked up at you - then over to Squalo- , confused. 

Tiziano fixed Squalo with a look of mild disappointment. He was let down, certainly, but you could tell that there was no anger or deep resentment in his gaze. You both expected this of course, Squalo was infamous for procrastinating. “...Sorry,” Squalo said, twirling a lock of his bright orange hair around one of his fingers. He felt disappointed with himself, but he knew that Tiziano wouldn’t be that upset with him. “I’m not mad, honey,” Tiziano said, sitting down on a chair draped with a large sheet of orange fabric. “...Just disappointed.” You could tell that phrase made Squalo hurt as he let out a shaky sigh. A moment passed, and as Squalo stood there looking sheepish, your two children crowded around his legs, looking up at him with a pleading look in his eyes. The insufferable silence was broken only by the creaks of the house. Then suddenly, a loud sound of wood scraping on tile as Tiziano pushed his chair aside and stood up. “No use moping around, sitting around and being gloomy isn’t going to accomplish anything.” Tiziano placed one of his perfectly-manicured hands on his daughter’s shoulder. “You’re going to get to pick out your own costume this year, isn’t that exciting?” “You too,” he says, placing a hand on his son’s head, ruffling up his hair in the process. “You can be Spiderman, Superman, Aquaman… Whoever you want.” 

The children screamed with excitement - they were just happy that their party wasn’t ruined. There was still time to rush to the store, even if halloween was a week away. Surely they’d be able to find a costume at the store, even if it wasn’t something they truly wanted! “Can I be Aquaman?” Squalo says, retrieving the car keys from a basket on the kitchen counter. “Yes honey, you can be Aquaman,” Tiziano says, giving his husband a warm look and a knowing smile. You smile softly as you watch them converse, happy that Tizano was being so supportive and calm about the situation at hand. You knew how much he loved parties, and he hated having anything get out of hand or go wrong. He had a reputation to withhold, afterall.  The children, now bubbling with excitement, follow along behind you as you all get ready to go out. You help your son tie his shoes - he’s always had trouble with that. Tiziano makes sure your daughter’s hair is neat and in order too. He puts it in two curly pig-tails before kissing her forehead. Once everything’s ready, the five of you pile into the family car together - Squalo driving, you sitting in the passenger seat, Tiziano sitting in the back with your two children. The ride wasn’t too long, but Tiziano always liked doing that, sitting in the back with your kids on trips like these. He always likes to act aloof and distant from your children, not getting as involved in their affairs as you or Squalo, but it’s in the little moments like this where you see that he loves them just as much as the two of you do. He wasn’t picking favourites of course, but having a daughter really made him happy, especially because she was into fashion and clothes as much as he was! It takes you a little longer than expected to get to the pop-up halloween store in your town - Squalo takes a wrong turn and gets lost.He wasn’t the greatest navigator, but he was a safer driver than Tizano and you were.  Fortunately, both your kids don’t seem to mind it too much, they were just happy to play games in the back seat with their father as you guided Squalo back on the right path to the Halloween store. 

Once the five of you arrived at the store, you were a little disappointed by the lack of costumes around. The shelves were nearly bare, except for a few of the cheaper, less-popular costumes. It made sense, considering the fact that halloween was next week - but still. You hoped for something more! “Let’s split up with the kids, it should be faster that way,” Squalo said, holding his son’s hand and walking past the registers and into the shelves of costumes.

The family was set on what they wanted and they split up, looking around the aisles for what they wanted. On your own now, you decided to browse around. There wasn’t much to choose from in your size, so you had to improvise. There were some full costumes left, but none of them really spoke to you - a cat, a witch, an angel… It all seemed so cliche. You decided to look in the section devoted to costume parts and smaller costumes on their own, maybe you could find something that better suited you there. Browsing around, you found a few simple costumes, discarded on a middle shelf next to a witch’s broom prop. A bumble-bee, perhaps? It was simple and cute, and the store sold a small kit with wings, antennas and leg warmers. They also had a ladybug set, but  something about them both threw you off. Knowing Tiziano, these would be a little too basic for his liking. You set them back on the shelf, and continue to look around, hoping to find something more to his tastes and yours.

Browsing around some more, you found an eye-patch and a tastefully tattered blouse with a gold-colored plastic necklace. Then it hit you - you could be a pirate! Squalo mentioned how he wanted to be Aquaman, and while this didn’t entirely go with his costume - it was close enough to the theming of his costume. Not to mention you had a long black skirt at home that could be paired up with one of Tiziano’s belt around your waist, for extra detail.  Once you were sure that’s what you wanted, you headed towards the back of the store where you could clearly see your husbands.

Tizano was a tall man with distinctive honey-blonde hair, recognizable even from a distance. Finding him was not a difficult task. He was with your daughter, who managed to find a Cinderella dress. Lucky her! It seemed that the other more popular princess costumes were already sold out, but she had managed to find just this one, tucked out of place behind an adult-sized Snow White costume. Tiziano smiled, making sure that she was absolutely certain she wanted this. Even if it wasn’t her first choice, he’d find a way to make it special. Your daughter seemed content with it though, and Tiziano now had to figure out what he wanted to dress up as. Seeing that his daughter was Cinderella, and you were dressed as a pirate, He wanted to match one of you at least. 

He browsed around, finding a light blue cloak and a fairy wand on one of the shelves next to him. He could be the fairy godmother! He didn’t have everything he needed, but he could improvise with what he had at home. Tiziano was always good at that - improvising. Now that the three of you were settled on your costumes you hurried around the store since it was closing soon. You were almost sure that they had disappeared into the myriad dark shelves of the store when finally you heard small laughter from your son.

There were no more Aquaman costumes that were adult sized. Squalo could only find one in a child’s size, which he ended up giving to your son. He deserved it after all, since Squalo screwed up on the costumes in the first place. You looked around for Squalo, not seeing him near your son, until you got closer and looked where your son was pointing and laughing. Squalo had found his costume - a cartoonish, cheesy-looking shark costume. It was oversized, and baggy - but it would have to do. Besides, it went with the whole ‘aquatic’ theme that the three of you seemed to be going for anyways. Noticing a plastic tiara on one of the shelves, you scooped it up, deciding to add it to your costume. A crown to go with your pirate costume, making you into a sort of pirate princess - something to match with the themes both of your husbands seemed to be going with for their costumes. It looked cheap, but… Then again, what did you expect from halloween costumes? It didn’t go perfectly, but you felt the sentiment behind your choice in costume would mean a lot. “Oh, what are you planning on doing with that?” Squalo said, leaning over your shoulder. You jumped a little, not recognizing him in his ridiculous shark costume. “Oh, it’s a surprise,” you said, giving him a wide grin. You had to keep yourself from laughing at the sheer absurdity of his costume.

“So it’s settled then.” Tiziano smiled, placing a kiss on Squalo’s forehead. “Let’s pay for these and head home, yeah? We have a party starting soon.” 

The children were excited, fidgeting with their costumes in their little hands, chattering to themselves about how cool or cute their costumes were, respectively. You and your two husbands walked past the near-empty isles, towards the registers at the front of the store.

Your daughter looked up at Tiziano, eyes wide. “Papa, can I wear it now?”. Tiziano patted her on the shoulder, giving her a patient smile. “Not now, sweetie. Once we get home. Eventually, you reached the front of the store, and walked to the register - no one else was around, which was to be expected, really. Squalo spent some time fumbling through his pockets, looking for his wallet before Tiziano eventually told him that he’d pay for the costumes this time, and for him to be more careful with his belongings next time. “By the way, you’re all a family, right?” said the clerk behind the register, finishing putting your costumes in bags. “We have a special promotion going on right now - free costume family photos with every purchase.” “Would you like one?” “I’d rather not, we have a party we need to get to-” Tiziano was quickly drowned out by you, Squalo, and your two kids. “Yes!” With a tired smile on his face, Tiziano helped carry your bags of costumes to the back of the store, to the changing rooms, where you all changed into your costumes… With the except of Squalo, who hadn’t taken his costume off. All of you assembled outside of the changing rooms when you were done, in your costumes. Squalo in his baggy shark costume, Tiziano in his improvised fairy godmother costume, your son in his aquaman costume, and your daughter in her Cinderella costume. And finally, you, in your “pirate princess costume”. You all shuffled over to the cheesy pumpkin-patch backdrop next to the changing rooms, and got into the most photogenic poses you could manage. You could tell that Tiziano wasn’t exactly thrilled with the low-budget production, but Squalo and the two kids seemed to be thrilled with the prospect of a free family photo for Squalo’s photo album. The store worker was already there waiting for you all, with a disposable camera and a roll of film. They waved you over to the backdrop, posing you so the dim store lighting caught you all and so that nobody would fade into the background. Finally, all of you were ready. “Everyone ready? On the count of three… One… Two… Three…” “Cheese!” you all said, striking a pose. Yes, everyone, even Tiziano.

There was a brief flash for the camera, and the photograph printed. After making sure the photo wasn’t blurry and no one blinked, the employee set the picture down on one of the nearby shelves, and held the camera up again, to take a second photo. “And a silly one, too!” And again, everyone posed too, even Tiziano, who seemed to have finally warmed up to the prospect of low-budget costume photos. At the end of the day, the fact that he was with his family is what mattered most. After checking over your pictures with the employee and tucking them safely into your purse, you all de-costumed and re-packed your costumes into the bags. Once everything was in order, you said your goodbyes to the store worker, who wished you all a happy Halloween. In the parking lot, Tiziano gently took the keys out of Squalo’s hands, and got into the driver’s seat himself, jingling the keys at his husband. “I’ll drive this time, honey. We’ve got a party we need to get to, and I don’t think we should be taking the scenic route this time.” You all laughed, together. You couldn’t be more grateful, having a wonderful family like this.You all piled into the car, and after making sure everyone was buckled in, began the drive home.

[tenthgrove]

An MBTI System For Soft Yanderes

Having discovered the amazing Yandere MBTI by @ddarker-dreams I was inspired to create a similar system for the categorisation of soft yanderes. While it's made with more kind yanderes in mind (since the original system would sort most of them into a small number of types, leading to less variety for soft yandere writers) it could theoretically work for any kind of yandere. Please feel free to borrow this system for your own writing!

How does it work?

A quick introduction for those unfamiliar with the original MBTI- it's a personality type system consisting of four categories with two options each. To get your personality type, you pick the most appropriate option from each to get one of 16 possible four letter codes, corresponding to a personality type.

The yandere MBTI works the same way.

I've devised the following four categories:

Covert [C] vs Overt [O]

Distant [D] vs Smothering [S]

Relaxed [R] vs Wary [W]

Prepared [P] vs Impulsive [I]

Now for a more in depth look:

Covert/Overt: How frank are they about their motivations? Generally speaking, a covert yandere is one who avoids drastic measures like abduction in favour of manipulating things behind the scenes to win darling’s heart. Some covert yanderes do resort to abduction, but they lie about their motivations to seem more reasonable or compelling, or just straight up vague you about it. An overt yandere is one who is very frank about the relationship they want from darling. If they hide it early on, e.g. during the stalking phase, they gladly recount what they were doing once darling is theirs.

Distant/Smothering: How do they interact with a darling who doesn’t yet love them? Do they let them have their space and come to terms with things on their own, or do they completely smother them in attention in a desperate bid to win them over? Distant yanderes don’t necessarily have to ignore their darling, but they choose to let them take the lead in how much they interact early on. Smothering yanderes don’t have to be explicit in their intentions (this will largely depend on their Covert/Overt alignment) but they must in one manner or another pressure their darling into spending vast amounts of time with them.

Relaxed/Wary: This category encompasses several factors that will typically correlate strongly, the main ones being the extent to which they trust their darling once they come around to the relationship, how realistic their understanding of the situation is (are their any irrational beliefs spurring them on?) and how they feel about increasing darling’s freedom once things get better. Relaxed yanderes typically trust their darling’s word, see the situation realistically and will increase freedom at the drop of the hat. Wary yanderes are cautious of what their darling says, may have irrational beliefs about darling’s safety and will have to think carefully about easing things up with darling’s liberty.

Prepared/Impulsive: Perhaps the most easy to understand category, this is a balance of how thought out the yandere’s plan is, both obtaining them in the first place and winning their love. Prepared yanderes may spend months devising their scheme, making extensive changes to their home to accommodate its new inhabitant and knowing what to do if plan A at any point fails. Impulsive yanderes are just that. They do things in the spur of the moment, figuring it out as they go along. Some impulsive yanderes do have a long period of preparation, e.g. stalking their darling to learn their routine, or fantasising about how to obtain them but ultimately maintain their ‘anything goes’ attitude and have little idea of how they will achieve their endgame.

Examples with the characters I write for

I've put all the characters I've written yandere content for in the past into this table so you can see where I've placed them. I've also added a few bonus characters from other jojo parts, to fill in the types I couldn't think of anyone for.

For those who are interested, I've written a more in depth look at each individual type and how they usually operate here, in a separate post to stop this one going on forever.