#tiziano scenarios

[bebegi]

OOPS! ೃ⁀➷ VENTO AUREO

𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶! 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘩 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭! 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦!

genre: accidental confession | modern au | reader x doppio, tiziano + squalo, fugo & cioccolata.

warnings: cioccolata is in these, i'm sorry.

PART I– PART II – PART III – PART IV – PART V – PART VI – PART VII – PART VIII – PART IX

notes: to the person who requested cioccolata... you okay babe? mmmmkay, no worries there!!! totally normal!!

notes²: but do not fear! my favourite married couple is here!! brrrRrr

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[elyuzts-echo]

"Childish cravings."

Sum: Squalo craved for affection, more specifically, tickles. He didn't want anyone else to know, but Tiziano found a way to make his dear partner accept his cravings.

Disclaimers:

This is a tickle fic, if you're uncomfy w that sorta stuff then feel free to scroll :)

ANYWAYSS-- fic under cut :3

Squalo wouldn't admit it, but he loved physical affection. Especially if it came from his dearest, Tiziano. But in the past few days, the red-haired man felt a desire for something along the lines of physical affection. Every time he wanted affection, he would go to Tiziano, but this time, he kept it to himself. Resulting in him altering his mood, which consisted of being more moody and a bit defensive aswell.

This "affection" was tickles.

Tiziano knew something was up, but he didn't exactly know what to do yet. The two had a relationship where that was built on trust, so knowing that Tiziano wasn't being honest with him, made him feel worried. So, he would do something that every partner would do: Ask if their significant other was ok. Squalo would always reply with a sheepish "Yes", but Tiziano could see straight through his lies. He knew Squalo was hiding something from him.

One sunny day, Squalo was lounging in the bedroom he and Tiziano shared. Trying to distract himself from the thought of his bizarre desire to be tickled. "This is humiliating..." He would mumble to himself. What did he do to think of something so childish? As he thought, Tiziano peeked in the bedroom, walking over to Squalo as he stood on the bed. "Amore, I'll go run some errands at the market, okay?" He says softly, pecking the other male on his cheek. Squalo looked over at him, giggling softly. "Alright. Stay safe, Caro." He replied.

As the two looked at each other for a while, Tiziano broke eye contact, turning around to walk out the door of the bedroom, waving bye to Squalo. As the blond did so, Talking Head slipped into Squalo's tongue, and the other stand user didn't even realize. Besides, he was pretty silent while he waited for Tiziano.

When Tiziano came back a few hours later, the sky had become dark. He walked into the bedroom to see Tiziano, still in the same position. "What's wrong, angelo?" The blond asks. Tiziano replied, "Nothing.." He mumbled. Talking Head hasn't made a move yet. From now on, Tiziano activated his stand to actively alter Squalo's replies. "You sure?"

"No," Squalo replied. His eyes widened, he was supposed to say yes. What was happening? Was it Talking Head? Tiziano simply smirked. "Oh? Do you perhaps... Want something?" The male asked, thinking of affection, but he didn't specifically know what kind of affection Squalo wanted. "Yes," Squalo replied. Shit- It certainly was Talking Head. He was meant to say no!

Usually, Squalo was able to counter Tiziano's stand in most instances, but he didn't have enough strength to think of the opposites. And Tiziano was willing to go to town with this scenario in which he had the upper hand. "Hm... Do you want physical affection, amore?"

"Yes," Squalo replied. He'd given up at this point. He felt humiliated, and he knew that he couldn't hide his desire anymore. Tiziano was able to read his mind as he hopped onto the bed with Squalo, looking down at him and his right hand slowly inches down to the other male's hip. "Do you want this?" Tiziano asked, squeezing the other stand user's hip, causing him to squeal. "Ehek! Y-Yes..." He mumbled, blushing already.

Tiziano called back Talking Head, so now Squalo could speak freely. "Poor you... How long have you hid this from me..?" He asked in a flirty tone, his left hand snaking up to Squalo's wrists, holding it above his head, while his right hand continuously squeezes Squalo's hips. Alternating from the right to the left side of his hips, making the timing unpredictable. This caused Squalo to spill some soft giggles.

"A fehew dahays.." He replied. "How much is 'few days' exactly, dear?" The other male added, his hand now going up to scribble gently on Squalo's stomach. Which caused him to squirm more frantically as his laughter became louder. This is what he wanted so badly. Hell, he didn't even know why.

"Not going to answer? Alright then." Tiziano smirked, his fingers continuing to dance on Squalo's sensitive stomach. He loved to see his darling boy smile and laugh. It wasn't every day they were able to act this. All childish and playful. "Tihihiz!" The other male squealed, squirming around like a little bug under his lover. He tried to hide his stomach, but it was a fruitless effort.

Tiziano could sense that Squalo still wanted some more tickles, so he decided to get right into it. With his hand that was previously tickling him, he slowly lifted up Squalo's shirt to expose his stomach. Squalo's eyes widened. "Ti--Tiziahano! Dohon't--!"

"Don't what?" The blond asks, poking Squalo's belly button, which elicits a rather loud squeal from him. It's go time. "Don't do this?" He teases, before lowering down his head to blow a large raspberry on his lover's stomach. "AHAHAHAK!! NOHOHOHO!" Squalo squealed again, arching his back slightly as he tried to squirm away. Tiziano just smiled, giggling along with him. "Oh, you want another one, amore?" Tiziano asks, before blowing another one, this time directly on Squalo's belly button. Loud laughter roared throughout the room from the second raspberry! Poor Squalo couldn't handle another one...

That was until Tiziano blew another raspberry, then another one... Squalo was now a blushing and laughing mess. "PLEAHAHASE-! FERMARE!!" He pleaded through loud cackles of laughter. He was nearing his limit with the amount of raspberries his lover was giving. After one last raspberry, Tiziano let up. His hands retracted from the other boy's body to give him some space.

"Happy now, Squalo?" Tiziano asked, lying down next to Squalo as he enveloped the now giggly boy in his arms. "Si.." He muttered, "You were about to kihill mehee.." Squalo added on. "Oh shush, I would never kill you, pretty boy." Tiziano teased, kissing his cheek.

The rest of the night was filled with cuddles and words of love... Andd maybe some pokes to the side and stomach aswell. But in the end, Squalo felt a huge weight had been lifted off his shoulders, and he was happy that his partner was able to help with his childish cravings of tickles..

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End !! <3

[byproducts-of-my-imagination]

Okay how about Platonic Yandere Tiziano and Squalo and abandoned child

Okay so I have not gotten to part 5 of Jojo's yet actually so this is kinda based off of wikipedia and Youtube clips. Sorry if they're kinda ooc, but when I get to part 5 I may revisit this. Didn't want to leave you hanging and thanks for requesting. My apologies for the shortness, but I was having a hard time imagining scenarios for Tiziano and Squalo bc I don't have a good feel for their character yet

Italy, although known to most as a warm and beautiful country, can be quite cold at night.  You’re not sure how much longer you can last, and you can’t even remember the last time you had a proper meal.  The hunger and the cold gnaws at you, draining your willpower.  Curling up in an alleyway, you conserve what little body heat you have left.  When you awake, two pairs of bright, piercing eyes, blue and gold, fill you with a type of warmth you didn’t know existed.  Your head is fuzzy from sleep though, and you can barely hear their hushed whispers.  

“Tiziano…. What do we do with it?”

“We can’t afford the distraction.  The boss is counting on us.”

“But look at it, it’s so pitiful.  Can we keep it?”

“Them, Squalo, they’re not a dog.”

The two men are pressed close to each other, whispering in each other's ears.  The act is so intimate, and you feel cold again, tears stinging your eyes as the bitter feeling of loneliness overwhelms you.  A warm hand brushes away a tear from the corner of your eye.

“You’re coming with us, bambina.”

It turns out, being sequestered inside with food is better than being free outside with no food. The two men don't let you leave the little room they brought you to, and sure, sometimes it's boring when they disappear for long stretches of time, but at least you're alive. At least you're not cold anymore. You'd do anything to stay here with them. Anything to not be alone anymore. And they know it. They take full advantage of it. You don't know they discuss how to keep you dependent on them late at night. You don't know they bring up your past and your family on purpose to remind you how good you have it now. You don't know what kind of people they really are. You'll sleep soundly at night, on a bed they provided, none the wiser.

[shoechoe]

YEAHHHHH 🦈🦑 i'm so thrilled!! i'm glad you liked it!! i think it does a really good job of working with what little squalo and tiziano have while making something really interesting! plus, i think being more grounded than jojo itself really lends to both the organised crime and courtroom setting. and what it says about stands is really cool, especially talking head!!

and i think it's really nice how squalo and tiziano's relationship is portrayed, it's very present throughout and you see how much they love each other, beyond just the physical affection. i love the conversations they have, especially squalo's side where he's so sure of tiziano's strength and hates seeing tiz looked down upon. (i do love the scene in clash and talking head– and i'm not saying their relationship isn't present outside of that –but it does feel like the anime is trying really hard to make you know they're gay, and didn't have much time to go into much else. and... i don't even know if the manga was intending it. i mean, i guess it's there if you really read into it? hard to say.)

and! there's also the hint at squalo and tiziano's team before unità speciale!! how exciting! i believe the implication is meant to be that squalo (with tiziano's help i bet) killed their team leader and were promoted? i do wonder if that would be related to them killing the leader or their work in the courtroom... maybe both? it could be, since squalo points out the leader isn't doing a great job of it. either way, i think it does lend to them being in unità speciale and i'll take anything i can get about them hehe. i did end up making some OCs and lotsa headcanons about that - but this ask is starting to glitch out so i'm gonna wrap it up before it goes weird again.

i like squalo and tiziano 👍

You're welcome. I'm so sorry I didn't check it out sooner haha, you were right that it's really damn good.

I have always wished for Vento Aureo's worldbuilding to be more grounded in reality, but then again I feel like it's only what you could expect from Jojo. Like, for example, I have complained before that Diavolo being the Boss despite nobody knowing his identity, including a name or face, makes literally no sense when you think about it, but honestly I've come to realize I have a soft spot for it. I still feel like Passione is extremely underdeveloped as an organization, but I can forgive the pieces we know that are logically incomprehensible when thought through, because... Well, it's Jojo, you know? In that way, I think best-case scenarios for expansions of VA and Passione really come from side stories like Purple Haze Feedback and Testimone di Gangster, and people's interpretations of the gangster world in Jojo's Italy really do shine in them.

I also caught that the story was likely trying to imply that Diavolo promoted them after the events of the story- I can't imagine why he would promote them just for killing their leader, so if I had to imagine it, it's probably their massive success keeping Passione in the dark and beating down resistance at the trial as well as their leader "disappearing" that pushed Diavolo to assign them a higher role as Unita Speciale. It's genuinely very cool.

Not to nag a little with my typical criticisms of Vento Aureo as well, but it's also interesting to actually see an anti-mafia investigator as an antagonistic force to Passione... I mean, if Falco were alive when Giorno became the Boss, he'd assumedly be fighting against Passione under his rule all the same. Makes you think about how Giorno would feel about (and similarly, what he would have to do to) a person like Falco, if Giorno's goal is to be a "righteous" gangster.

[deusluxuria]

A whole bunch of Doppio headcanons because ehh

( Spoilers: Part 5 / Golden Wind / Vento Aureo )

( Warnings: abuse, stalking, christianity )

( Note: These HCs are based around another HC I have that Doppio does not have DID, but rather Diavolo is an obsessed stalker from Sardinia, a childhood classmate of Doppio's, who became so attached to Doppio to the point of having cosmetic surgery to look almost exactly like him. )

-He was never named by his mother. The priest who adopted him gave him the first name "Domenico" and the priest's last name "Voltolini." Diavolo was the one who gave him the nickname "Doppio," as a way to claim ownership of him and to dub him an extension of himself.

-Loves guns and tanks. Maybe even too much. He uses guns and other weapons for a majority of combat, more than his Stand. He can use King Crimson to quadruple-weild, and even though he can throw a mean punch, King Crimson's arms are way stronger.

-Despite being highly skilled with weapons, he overuses ammo and gets overzealous. He's definitely not someone who can "just injure" an opponent, unless it's by accident. He's very prone to frustration and rage (i.e. in canon, the fight with Risotto where he completely loses it and screams while banging King Crimson's fists at the ground and the empty air), which means strategy is not always viable.

-Can wildly swing from being gentle and friendly to being snappy and snarky... to being all-out violent and aggressive. People who have witnessed this range are usually in awe. Especially since he typically comes off as kind, silly, and even shy. Some know him as being fun to be around, others know him as a cataclysmic mess.

-Loves guns but also practices knife-throwing, archery, and swordfighting. Most of what he did for school involved hands-on experience instead of learning math or writing essays and whatnot, and his favorite subjects involved learning how to fight. He also knows how to make traps and use bombs.

-He was taken in by Tiziano & Squalo after accidentally getting involved in a fight between Passione and a street gang. That's how he initially joined Passione, before The Boss noticed him and promoted him to the Assassination squad. Tiziano & Squalo still consider him like a son.

-Doppio was with the Assassins for a few years before Diavolo chose him as an informant.

-Risotto was very nice to him, even protective, but most of the others were terribly mean to Doppio, particularly Formaggio (whose favorite thing is to target people he sees as weaker than him, whether younger or of smaller stature -- Doppio is older than him, but definitely smaller), who often made accusations that a scrawny guy like Doppio who won't even use his Stand must only be in the mafia because "The Boss likes you in his bed too much to fire you."

-It wasn't the reason why Doppio stayed, but other members of Passione certainly got the vibes that Doppio was sleeping with The Boss. Sleeping around in the mafia is commonplace, but no one else had ever been in the same room with The Boss or heard his voice. Which is why, when the other mafiosi found out Doppio had daily phone calls with him, and his body language and tone of voice had sensual implications (according to them), they started to resent Doppio and assumed he was in on the horrible ways the other mafiosi were treated by The Boss and that Doppio had no objections to the abuse.

-Before the other mafiosi started spreading rumors and resenting him, he brought by far the most light into the organization. He's playful and loving, and cares about his fellow mafiosi way more than Diavolo ever could. It was common in the Assassin squad for a scenario like: Risotto going to get a mop to help Doppio after he used way too much laundry soap, only to come back hearing laughter and seeing that Doppio had started a friendly fight with the others of running around throwing laundry suds at each other. Sure, the other mafiosi were fun and laughed together plenty, but it just wasn't the same without Doppio.

-Pesci has an intense crush on him. The two would've been able to connect about how they were both stuck in toxic, co-dependent situations with a superior (Pesci's being Prosciutto who has only decided he's better than his brother). To Doppio, the crush was obvious, and he once kind of snapped at Pesci and said, "I bet you're like all the others and you think I'm some soft, cute, innocent sprite or whatever, but if you knew anything about me, you'd want nothing to do with me outside of business. I'm just as rotten as everyone here, maybe worse. I've known plenty of others like you, and you're all only interested in one thing, and it involves some illusion of me that doesn't exist. Look around you and realize where we are. Wake the fuck up and realize that people like us will never know love, only emptiness and hedonism. There is nothing on the other side of infatuation for us; there is only indulgence to distract from the suffering."

-Doppio does secretly speak to a therapist. But only about his substance abuse, dangerous promiscuity, other self-destructive problems, and his lack of prospect or life goals. It never really helped because Doppio never brought up Diavolo, his own involvement with the mafia, Trish, or the fire that killed the priest and wiped out his hometown. Those things, mainly Diavolo, were major causes of the problems he talked about.

-There was a different boss of Passione before Diavolo, who murdered the old boss around the time Doppio joined. Tiziano and Risotto were the first to notice something had changed. But as no one was allowed to know the Boss's identity besides his informant, anyone who had suspicions about a change had to stay quiet. It was only when things in Passione started becoming unbearable that Risotto admitted his theory to his team. That's when Gelato & Sorbet tried to find The Boss, which resulted in their deaths. Risotto then deeply regretted saying anything, though circumstances had become so dire that the two likely would've made that act of resistance anyway.

-Diavolo had ordered Doppio to kill Sorbet & Gelato, who were another two of the assassins who had always been nice to Doppio. Doppio stayed as collected as possible while carrying out the attack, but after he was done, he spent a long night bawling his eyes out and couldn't eat for days.

-When Diavolo promoted him to informant, he subjected him to what Doppio would call "extremely violent hazing rituals" to test if he was strong-willed enough for the position. It was essentially just days of nonstop torture. Diavolo would never admit to Doppio that he would've chosen him no matter what, and that he'd put him through the torment for his own enjoyment.

-Doppio already had endured a great deal of extreme bullying as a child (though it became less obvious after the priest, who adored him, found out and raised hell about it). So he was already wired with learned helplessness. This is a huge reason why he pretty much let Diavolo treat him however he wanted. If Doppio had survived after Diavolo's death, it would take Doppio a long time, and a lot of help, to realize that he hadn't deserved Diavolo's abuse. But realizing in the first place that it was abuse would hit him like a ton of bricks.

-Wasn't nearly as religious after his hometown burned to the ground, but sometimes when he's particularly stressed he'll still make the sign of the cross or say his Hail Mary's (i.e. after nearly getting in a car accident). As he'd say, "You can take the man out of the Italian Catholic home, but..." Although, Doppio's attachment to Catholic symbols and ideas are mainly because they remind him of his adoptive father, who would've taken a bullet for him. While the priest was very open-minded and understood the importance of children having freedom of ideas, his religion was one major way he expressed his love. Doppio has a tattoo over his heart of the rosary the priest wore, and one on his back of the chapel their home was connected to.

-Has other tattoos, mostly of guns and gun-related things. But then there's his tattoo sleeves, which Diavolo copied. Except, Doppio's sleeves are of vines and floral motifs inspired by the priest's decor in his childhood home, and Diavolo's were closer to resembling octopus tentacles and reptilian details.

[blazlngblade]

Favourite(ish) 2023 Artworks

New year, and I forget to post art here all the time, so I'll just do some favourite pieces that I did throughout 2023. Some might be reposted, I forget what I post here. XD

It's mostly just CotC.

Favourites of January

Vietnamese Year of the Cat, and the Chinese Year of the Rabbit with Tiziano and "Little Bunny" Pierro.

Spent the early point in the month working on the CotC Chibi Project! Hopefully I get a lot done this year too!

Favourites of February

Cat Day art with Elletrix and Leon!

Valentines ladies!! I did a countdown to the day, and these were some of my favourites! L'eeto, Erika, Iris, and Elletrix!

Favourites of March

To complement the Valentines drawings, I did a White Day Countdown as well! I drew the partner that I ship them with. I hope to draw the outfits and ships again for Valentines Day or White Day... maybe both? Anyway, that's Barrad, Leon, and Tiziano!

4th Anniversary drawing of CotC's demo! Hard to believe that 2024 is the 5th Anniversary! Better go all out on that one later! Happy Anniversary to Sofiano!

Favourites of April

Elleon chibis!! I should remake these.

Favourites of May

Mermay Chibis! This was the best Idea I've done for Mermay... would like to do them all again if I can think of a different way to draw them!

Favourites of June

I... drew nothing in June, and nothing I am really all that happy with either.

Favourites of July

5th Anniversary Countdown and the artwork for it too! I wanted to celebrate with Kit Crossford! One of my favourite NPCs!

July was Art Fight month too, so most of my drawings this month were attacks!

Favourites of August

My last drawing for Art Fight was an attack on my best friend Cinna! I drew their OC Lucifer.

Favourites of September

Project Path Action hosted a Weekly Drawing prompt, so I drew Elletrix for Week 3 which was about favourite Guardians of the Light! Love her so much!!

Favourites of October

Seed Story's 1st Anniversary art! I drew all the know Sage Caits! I am happy that they are able to playable now!

Collab for Cinna for the 3rd Anniversary, I still look at this and say, "We did that???" So much fun to draw all of them! And Cinna did AMAZING with the ring forms.

After drawing Saint Sazantos in the anniversary drawing, I really wanted to try drawing him normally. So I did that for the PPA Weekly Prompts, was fun!

Favourites of November

Huevember!! Aaa I had so much fun with 2023 Huevember! Here's to 2024!

Favourites of December

My second choice for the PPA Free Week! I love Leon a lot!! Needed an excuse to draw him with the spear that I now headcanon his. (It's the Grandport spear!!) He matched perfectly with the earlier one of Elletrix! They are married!!

Team Asano Secret Santa entry! Was fun to draw this scenario!

Holidays in Grandport would be so lively, so dressing the Elves up as... well elves was fun! And of course incorporating the lord of Grandport with her husband was also much needed! I love Grandport a lot!!

I wanted to draw a 1 Year Anniversary drawing for Erika/Elle's CotC implementation! She was one of the most excitable reveals they've done in a presentation! At this rate, nobody's going to top her reveal unless it's Oskha or Tiziano.

[pink-bear]

As Long As You’re Next to Me, Just the Two of Us (Tiziano and Squalo)

I had a dream I wrote a fanfic about these two, so I decided to make it happen >:O

Now you can have a taste of my mediocre writing!

Stuff under the cut. Characters depicted as 18+

THIS IS 18+ ONLY! MINORS DNI!

It was times like these that Tiziano knew Squalo’s anxiety peaked. They had gotten the boss’ orders mere minutes ago: Take down the traitors.

They were good at their job, both knew it. But Squalo was always one to come up with the worst-case scenarios, over analyzing and getting himself worked up. And as his lover, it was Tiziano’s job to ease his racing mind.

They still had time; a little bit of relief would be good for the both of them.

With his mind made, and a fire lit in his belly, the blonde stood up from his perch on their bed and glided over to the man that was fidgeting by the window. He slid into his familiar spot wrapped in the embrace of his lover, closing his amber eyes and letting his warmth seep into his muscles. Squalo eased slightly, but Tiziano knew the edge hadn’t been taken off.

“Squalo.” he spoke finally, eyes still closed. His partner merely grunted, resting his chin on the top of his head. Tiziano chuckled, reaching up to stroke his cheek.

“As much as I would love for you to take me in front of prying eyes, I would much rather have you to myself.”

Squalo’s breath hitched, his grip on him tightening possessively. With another chuckle, Tiziano finally opened his eyes, and gazed up at his lover. They stared at each other, nearly getting lost in a sea of amber and blue, before their lips met. Despite the countless times they did this, Tiziano felt like it was the first time all over again. Many years ago…on the dock of the peer with the setting sun on their backs. It nearly brought a tear to his eye, the passion of that night had never dimmed, it only grew stronger. His other half, his soulmate was right here, and nothing but death would ever separate them.

But even then, both knew they would die for the other in a heartbeat. The afterlife would reunite them for all eternity.

A string of saliva connected the two as they broke away, and Tiziano nearly cried all over again at the sky-blue gaze of his beloved. Such a beautiful man, purer and more perfect than a Roman statue of the gods. The fire haired male traced his thumb over Tiziano’s plump lower lip, whispering endless praises to the most important soul in his life.

Their lips became tangled once more, tongues fighting for dominance as they clumsily stepped backwards towards the modest sized bed. Big enough for fit both of them, but only if they were pressed tightly together. Just how they liked it.

With an impatient growl, Squalo began to feverishly rip the clothes off the other man.

“Patience was never your strong suit.” Tiziano laughed softly, sliding out of his garments before his needy partner damaged them. He could be just as vicious and destructive as his stand.

“I can’t help it, my body aches for you.” the other man replied breathily, swiftly pulling off the cream-coloured pants that stood in the way of his prize. A Cheshire Cat grin grew on his face at the sight of his beloved not wearing underwear…how conveniently naughty.

“Mine as well, amore mio.” purred Tiziano, reaching up to undo the buckles of his shoulder pieces.

No other push needed, Squalo slid the armour off his sturdy shoulders, and lifted his shirt over his head. Tiziano licked his lips at the sight of the man’s chiseled, scar covered chest. There were many nights he would spend hours kissing every inch of his chest, paying special attention to his battle wounds, and following the trail of ginger coloured hair that traveled down his stomach to his greatest treasure. But he was feeling a touch impatient today and knew his partner wouldn’t mind hurrying things along.

Pulling his bottoms down, Squalo’s cock sprung from its confines and greeted his lover. While Tiziano was actually the bigger of the two, he much preferred having the other inside him. He had a wonderfully curved, cut cock that found his spot perfectly without fail, and oh, how it rubbed it just right. It was perfect, just like everything else about Squalo.

Like a starving animal, Tiziano dove right in and began to service his lover’s cock. His experienced tongue circled around the tip, wetting it with saliva. The other man closed his eyes and groaned, tilting his head back and resting a hand on top of the blonde’s head. With the further encouragement, Tiziano began the journey further and further down his gifted cock. Not a single millimetre was missed, the assassin was always thorough. Before long he had reached the base, with his nose brushed against the coarse finger hair of his beloved.

“Ohhh yes, mio caro, just like that…” Squalo moaned, grip tightening ever so slightly.

Tiziano groaned in satisfaction, before hollowing his cheeks and slowly bobbing his head up and down. His nimble fingers reached down to gently roll his full balls.

“Mmmm…mmngh…”

His throat vibrated around Squalo’s cock, causing the latter to groan blissfully. He sang sweet praises in Italian to his lover servicing him so skillfully, each syllable nothing but genuine. All the while Tiziano relished in the taste and natural musk of the man above him. He would spend all day here if he could, the satisfaction of pleasing his partner just as rewarding as the act itself.

Of course, both men were becoming more and more eager for the finale.

Sensing this, Tiziano pulled away with a gasp, swallowing sweet fresh air as his lover regained his composure. Their eyes met, and their lips curled into knowing smiles. It was time.

Hastily, Squalo rummaged through his bag and pulled out the bottle of lubricant. Vanilla flavoured. His eyes never left Tiziano’s as he squeezed the contents onto his fingers, rubbing them together and heating up the cool substance. Still gazing back at him, Tiziano laid on his back and spread his muscular legs apart, revealing his thick cock lazily drooling pre onto his belly, his aching balls hanging beneath, and his clenching entrance begging to be filled.

“You are beautiful as always, il mio tesoro.” Squalo hummed, prodding at the blonde’s eager entrance. With little resistance, his two fingers entered Tiziano’s core. With their healthy sex life, the sun kissed man never needed much prepping, but remained deliciously tight for Squalo’s curved cock. Regardless, the very thought of causing any unnecessary pain to his beloved was not something Squalo ever wanted, so he always took the time to properly prepare him. While one hand busied itself with Tiziano’s entrance, the other began to stroke the heavy cock that was resting on his stomach.

“Mmmm…so generous…”

Squalo chuckled lovingly, tilting his head to the side.

“My greatest purpose in life is to make you happy.”

Putting each other over the boss was certainly a sin, and both men scarcely brought it up, but they knew deep in their hearts that they were each other’s world. The boss’ orders were always final, but they did everything together. Almost like a single organism.

Tiziano sighed blissfully, letting himself be stretched and prepared for what was very soon to come. His cock twitched in the other’s hand and released sticky beads of pre.

“I’m ready, Squalo. Make love to me.”

Nodding, the red head pulled his fingers out and crawled on top of the other, locking lips like they were magnetic. A shaky hand lined the red tip of his cock with Tiziano’s entrance. For a moment they simply gazed into each other’s eyes, heads tilted and stroking each other’s soft features. Tiziano’s amber eyes flashed, signalling to continue. And who was Squalo to deny such a thing?

In one, fluid motion, the shark stand user’s cock glided in with ease. A perfect fit. Both men groaned, tilting their heads back as Squalo stayed still to simply enjoy the feeling of his beloved surrounding him in warmth. They felt like virgins all over again, just like the night on the dock.

“Move.” Tiziano hissed, which was met with a light chuckle from the other man, who did what he was told. It was slow and smooth at first, just to enjoy the velvety feeling of their union. But it never stayed that way for long.

“Faster.”

Again, doing as requested, Squalo adjusted his position and began to properly breed his partner.

“Ohhh yes, juuust like that…” Tiziano sighed blissfully, lulling his head to the side. Squalo chuckled, leaning back in to kiss his plump lips once more.

The bed squeaked beneath them, joined by the sounds skin slapping skin, and the muffled moans of both men. The outside world had continued, blissfully unaware of the two men sharing each other’s bodies in the most intimate way. This was just for them, in that moment, only they existed. Their bodies glistened with sweat, the room starting to fill with the smell of their essence and sex. It was a comforting scent, one that Tiziano blissfully fell asleep to many, many times.

“Sq-Squalo! You’re hitting it! Right there!”

Doubling down on his thrusts, Squalo let out a growl and continued to jam his cock right where Tiziano needed it most. The sun kissed man whimpered, wrapping his legs around his lover’s wide hips, only digging his cock in deeper.

“I’m close…”

“I know, I can feel you squeezing. I’m ghh-getting close too.”

“I know, I can feel you throbbing.”

Both men smiled sinfully at each other, licking their lips before kissing passionately. Their moans were muffled, but not for long. Eyes wide, Tiziano’s back arched.

“Squalo I’m…!”

He needn’t say anything more, Squalo roughly rutted into him a few more times, jabbing his prostate with the tip of his cock, before both men released in unison. It was an art they had perfected in their years together, their very souls in tune with each other.

Tiziano trembled as he felt his lover’s thick, warm seed fill him to the brim. His own cum splashed onto his toned stomach, which was a beautiful sight to the man above him. Panting, desperately trying to catch their breath, both men gazed into their watery eyes once more.

“Mio caro…” Tiziano sighed, caressing his lover’s cheek as the warmth of their afterglow washed over them like an ocean wave. The other man closed his eyes, leaning into his touch and breathed peacefully through his nose. They stayed like that for a handful of moments, still as statues. Until Squalo finally opened his eyes and glanced down at his dishevelled partner’s cum covered navel.

“Oh, Tiziano…you’ve made a mess of yourself.” he teased.

“That was your doing, mio amato.” His partner replied breathily, running a hand through his silky blonde hair. Both men chuckled, kissing one more time, before Squalo pulled out his softening cock. Tiziano whined at the empty feeling, his entrance clenching at nothing as cum started to spill out.

“I will be gone for merely a moment, I’ll help you clean up.“

Tiziano nodded, letting out a silent yawn as his partner fetched a washcloth from the bathroom. And just like he said, he was back in mere moments, and wiping off his release with the warm cloth.

“What about the sheets?” Tiziano inquired, sitting up and glancing down at the small pool of seed that had gathered on the bed. The other man snorted.

“Let the cleaning ladies handle it.”

“I suppose that is their job…”

“You needn’t worry about it.”

Lazily tossing the washcloth aside, Squalo crawled into bed and curled up next to his partner in a cat-like fashion. Both closed their eyes, Tiziano softly petting the man’s unruly ginger hair.

“We need to get going soon.” he gently reminded, causing Squalo to groan quietly.

“Ten minutes…”

Chuckling, the platinum blonde nodded.

He could do that.

🌸🌸🌸

Sorry if the Italian sucks I uSED GOOGLE TRANSLATE

[delectablywaywardbeard-blog]

Tiziano Ferro, esce il mio romanzo, ma sognavo scenario diverso

“Questa è una settimana speciale per me: esce il mio primo romanzo. Sognavo uno scenario diverso per il giorno della sua nascita ma non importa. La valanga d’affetto che sto ricevendo è così potente da far rumore. E quello, adesso, è tutto ciò di cui ho bisogno. Vi voglio bene!”. Tiziano Ferro, sui social, torna a parlare del periodo che sta vivendo dopo l’annuncio del divorzio dal marito Victor,…

[necroneos]

NSFW Ask Game (Tiziano x Viola x Squalo, 1/2)

So I'm splitting this in half since some of the answers got a bit long;;;

banner by my good friend @uminozerol

1. What is each character (dom, sub, or switch)?

Tiziano – switch, leaning a bit towards sub

Squalo – switch, leaning more into dom

Viola – sub, hands down.

2. What position(s) do each character like? Do they use this/these same position(s) with their other two partners?

For reference: Giving = person penetrating and receiving = person being penetrated

(Poses taken from here)

Tiziano:

Missionary (Viola&Squalo giving)

Lying groundhog (Viola&Squalo, giving)

Lap dance 180 (Squalo, receiving)

Kneeling cradle (Squalo, receiving and giving)

Squatting doggy (Viola, giving. Squalo, giving and receiving)

Bodyguard (Squalo, giving)

Bulldog (Squalo, receiving)

Split dancer (Squalo, receiving)

Guard (Squalo, giving)

Cowgirl (Squalo, him on Tiziano's lap)

Lotus (Squalo, him on Tiziano's lap)

Kneeling Saint (Squalo, him on Tiziano's lap)

Aerial dancer (Viola, giving)

Squalo:

Missionary (Tiziano, receiving)

Lying groundhog (Tiziano, receiving.)

Kneeling cradle (Tizano, giving and receiving)

Squatting doggy (Tiziano, giving and receiving. Viola, giving)

Bodyguard (Tiziano, receiving. Viola, giving)

Bulldog (Tiziano, giving)

Split dancer (Tiziano, giving)

Guard (Tiziano, receiving)

Cowgirl (Tiziano, him on Tiz. Viola, on him)

Lotus (Tiziano, him on Tiz's lap)

Kneeling (Tiziano, him on Tiz's lap)

Facedown doggy (Viola, giving)

Mating press (Viola, giving)

Standing doggy (Viola, giving)

Guard (Viola, giving)

Lap sex (Viola, giving)

Wrapped dancer (Viola, giving)

Planted bull (Viola, giving)

Pressed sinner (Viola, giving)

Viola:

Missionary (Tiziano, receiving. Squalo, receiving with legs spread)

Doggy (Tiziano&Squalo, receiving)

Facedown doggy (Squalo, receiving)

Mating press (Squalo, receiving)

Lap sex (Squalo&Tiziano, receiving)

Standing doggy (Squalo, receiving)

Lying groundhog (Tiziano, receiving)

Spoon (Tiziano, receiving)

Guard (Tiziano&Squalo, receiving)

Kneeling cradle (Tiziano, receiving)

Saint (Tiziano, receiving)

Kneeling saint (Tiziano, receiving)

Wrapped dancer (Squalo, receiving)

Planted bull (Squalo, receiving)

Pressed sinner (Squalo, receiving)

3. Favorite body part on their partners and themselves.

Squalo: Tiziano's ass and Viola's thighs. He's proud of his dick.

Tiziano: Squalo's dick and Viola's breasts. He likes his lips.

Viola: Tiziano's hands (since they're always so gentle with her) and Squalo's chest. She likes her thighs, they're nice and plush without being fat; Just right for the boys to grab onto.

4. Who talks dirty?

Squalo talks dirty the most. Tiziano only talks dirty to Viola if she's okay with it. Viola is sub to the core, so I'm not sure if she could do some dirty talk?

5. Any kinks that each of them have?

Tiziano:

Petplay with Viola. She's his and Squalo's cute little kitten.

Vanilla bondage, just tying them by their wrists

Praise

Edging, both receiving from his partner and doing it to his partner

Impact play, typically when fucking his partner from behind

Orgasm control

Creampie

Squalo:

Exhibitionism

Public sex

Edging

Consensual non-consent (When fucking Viola)

Cuckolding

Dominance

Creampie

Viola:

Objectification (when getting fucked by Squalo)

Exhibitionism

Probably public sex

Daddy kink

Edging

consensual non-consent (when getting fucked by Squalo)

EROTIC HUMILIATION/DEGRADATION

Creampie (both boys)

6. How often do they all fuck together? How often do just two of them fuck?

Hmmm....sometimes they'll all fuck on a day off. If they've (the boys) had a rough day, maybe they'll roll around through the sheets for some fun. Sometimes it's just random. They don't all fuck everyday. In regards to just two of the three fucking, it can be random as well. I mean, sometimes things just get erotic and you do stuff.

7. When they all fuck, is there some that happens that's reoccurring?

It can vary a bit. But most of the times it can play out in these scenarios:

Tiziano fucks Viola first, always slow and sensual. Squalo gets turned on from seeing them getting it on. Tiziano cums in her and then Squalo impatiently jumps her second. He's rough with her in comparison with Tiziano. And of course he cums in her after he's done and she's basically a lil cum dumpster. There's a lot of degradation from Squalo. Tiziano will only degrade her if she wants it and he'll always ask before starting.

Both of them take their time with her, treating her like a queen. Her wrists are bound while they worship her body (maybe have a blindfold too). It's very likely that the boys are edging her until she's crying and begging for release. In times like this, they're usually slow and sensual with her. They don't always treat her like the third-wheel object haha. She's wanted just as much in the relationship.

Squalo is fucking Tiziano from behind (with wrists bound) while Viola gives Tiziano head (or a handjob) simultaneously. Neither let up, playing with the blond until he's begging for them to stop. The reverse can happen as well with Tiziano fucking Squalo. His wrists wouldn't be bound though. Because of this, Squalo's hand is just buried in Viola's hair as he guides her. He would buck his hips, but he can't because of Tiziano fucking him.

8. Loud or quiet? Are they the same volume with each partner?

Tiziano: Loud with Squalo. The dude is just a rough fucker, so his partners are always loud. While fucking Viola, he's a bit quiet with his moans. Not because he isn't enjoying it, but because he isn't the one being fucked. He does love how Viola feels around him.

Squalo: With Tiziano he's around medium. He's not being fucked roughly or gently, just in the middle. With Viola he's loud and cursing. He and Viola tend to get caught up in the moment and get quite vocal.

Viola: Like Squalo, she's around medium with Tiziano. He's slow and sensual unlike the red-head. With Squalo she's loud and high-pitched. He's rough with her and is hitting her spots harder so he's evoking more noise from her.

9. Preferred way of fucking each partner?

Tiziano: He's a mixed bag. I don't think he has a preference with Squalo. With Viola, however, he's more of an on top type of guy who wants to look down at his partner

Squalo: He loves fucking Tiziano in his lap. All I can say lmao. For Viola, he likes fucking her from behind. A lot.

Viola: She likes being fucked from behind by both boys. Squalo more so. With Tiziano she wants positions where she can look up at him.

10. What kind of foreplay does each character do to their other partners?

Tiziano: He's gentle with Viola and eases her into it. She's inexperienced so he wants to make sure the experience isn't traumatizing or anything. I also just think that's how he is with her. With Squalo he's gentle as well. While the two have had feelings for each other for a while, they're still not completely used to anal sex and always make sure that the other is thoroughly prepared.

Squalo: It's kind of like going through the hoops with both Tiziano and Viola. He does what he has to to make sure each partner is ready and comfortable. But inside he's impatient to get the ball rolling.

11. Do any of them enjoy teasing their partners? If so, what it there preferred way to tease?

Surprisingly, it's Tiziano. He's sadistic and ruthless. He loves and gets off to seeing both Viola and Squalo squirm and begging like desperate whores for him to touch them and give them pleasure or release. Edging and orgasm denial is his thing.

[ambyandony]

Squalo was screwed no matter what if he stayed in the bay he would have gotten eaten if he stayed in the canals he would have died by disease. Meeting tiziano and both of them trying to murder each other and then becoming friends was actually best case scenario

yknow what I just thought abt it and it’s wild that squalo even lived long enough to encounter tiziano in the monster au.

like nevermind the fact he was dying of starvation and malnutrition but the dude was also swimming in the fucking Venetian canals for god knows how long. realistically he probably would just end up with some crazy fucking disease from swimming in the canals alone . if not just dying from the unsanitary water that he would have to breathe in 😭

honestly impressive even though the only reason why any of this happened was because i didn’t realise the Venetian canals were highly contaminated waterways. my guy has the most high quality plot armour just because I didn’t do research lol. listen the universe owes him one victory this may as well be it. But he is going to be so fucking sick when tiziano gets him up on land and he is also going to have absolutely no fucking idea what is happening

[sohin-ace]

Jojo Drabble - Tiziano&Squalo

※ A story where Tiziano and Squalo's daughter have her first period.

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"P-PAPA!!!"

You bursted in the living room very suddenly, screaming out to your parents. You first found your dark skinned dad who was walking towards you, calm and composed as ever.

"What's wrong sweetheart?"

"I-I'm... Ah.. I..." You stuttered anxiously through panicked sobs and heavy breaths, not exactly knowing how to word your concerns.

Tiziano felt your distress and widened his eyes, as he sensed something was obviously wrong.

"What's going on Y/N, my love, you can tell me."

"I.. I have a problem...!" Your voice shook and he leaned down a little bit to your level.

He caressed the side of your face and your head in an attempt to calm you down, which failed miserably as you grabbed his wrists and blabbered through labored breaths.

"What is it, mimma? Papa is here, don't be scared." He softened his voice on your unconsolable form.

"I-I'm bleeding...!" You blurted and he gasped as Squalo appeared from behind Tiziano with wide eyes.

"What? Bleeding? Where?" Your red-head father asked in surprise as your blonde father checked you up and down for any injuries.

You shook your head frantically at him, getting agitated. "I-it's... You have to call the doctor! I don't know what to do!"

Your voice cracked as your whole body trembled. This was so hard to explain and so scary. Tiziano lifted your face to look up at him and insisted.

"But where are you bleeding, bella?"

Your face warmed up in a blush and you looked away, not baring the worried eyes of your parents. "It's my... My... D-down there... I can't show you... M-my..."

You trailed off softly and looked down shyly as Tiziano sighed heavily in sheer relief.

"Ooohh..." Squalo let out in realization before it turned into a soft chuckle.

"Oh god, my poor baby, you scared us." Tiziano sighed again as he cradled your head in his arms, bringing you against his broad chest.

"What's happening, Papa...?" You looked up at Tiziano with a confused look on your face and Squalo answered, still chuckling at you.

"The high gods demand tribute. It is time."

"W-w-what??!!" You yelped and flinched at the red head's words and Tiziano frowned at his husband.

"Squalo!" He slapped him hard on the arm and the male only laughed in response.

"Ow-ow-ow! Sorry babe!"

"Pfft! Just go to the store and get her some pads!" Tiziano ushered him to go away and the red head complied, "And a box of chocolate!" He added right before Squalo closed the door.

When you were finally alone, Tiziano gently pushed your hair out of your face and ran his other hand up and down your arm, comforting you.

"Does it hurt, amore?" He softly asked and you shook your head no. "I'm sorry, We should have talked to you about this earlier. We just didn't expect it to be this soon. Go sit down I'll make you some tea."

He pressed his lips onto your forehead in a soft peck before you obliged and went to the couch, curling up with your knees against your chest.

He later came back in with a hot cup of honeyed tea and wrapped you in a comfy blanket, cuddling you against him. You both had a long talk where he explained to you that you were having your first period, and everything that it implied.

Even as a male, he knew quite a lot and was very educated on the subject, clearly he had prepared for this moment.

He was so good with his words and knew exactly how to choose the proper terms to not fluster you and teach you what you needed without it being too cringy or embarassing.

"This is the first step to becoming the beautiful woman that I'll know you'll be." He squeezed you and kissed your soft cheek. "Don't hesitate to come to me or Squalo when you need, okay? I know your father can be crude sometimes, but he knows what he does."

"Thank you papa."

You were so grateful to have such amazing parents, you never lacked of anything, you barely even lacked of feminine compagny as they knew quite surprisingly how to break gender roles and stereotypes. What a power couple.

"I'm back~ I didn't know what kind so I took everything."

Squalo bursted into the living room and slammed a huge bag full of colorful pad packages on the table, jolting you awake.

He looked at you with wide eyes, himself surprised by your sudden jump. "Oh, sorry babygirl, were you sleeping?"

"I wasn't... But what's all that?" You asked and checked the packages one by one, studying them carefully.

"You tell me. We got... Night comfort, Discreet breeze, Extra thick- Oh that one's for me." He commented and kept on reading all the nonsensical labels.

Tired of his shenanigans and embarassed as you were already, you took one single pack and got up, quickly walking towards the bathroom.

"Oh, which one did you pick? Flower Power? Yeah, that's my girl! No one but my daughter can rock the lotus-smelling, powerful puss-"

"DAD SHUT UP!!!" You screamed from the hallway, tired of your bullshitting yet very funny father.

"If you don't take your chocolate I'm eating it!" He warned. "Or... Saving it for later~" He added with a teasing look towards his husband who chuckled and blushed.

"Oh, Squalo~ you naughty boy."

"Ew. Ew. Ew. Give me my chocolate. Gross, you two are gross."

You hurried back and snatched the chocolate from your curly haired father, fleeing the scene before you could witness them make out shamelessly.

[bebegi]

𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐲!𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬 — 𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨 𝐱 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐨 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

genre: crack, fluff, suggestive.

warnings: language, reader threatening squalo but they're in love so it's cool :^)

requested: can i pls pls get poly!squalo and tiziano x reader texts 🙏 i will love you forever if you do😚<3

a/n: LOOK, listen, it's canon that squalo it's the hot headed one and tiz is the patient one, and ig reader is kinda neutral but ik squalo would be a pain in the ass with clash, i just know it </3 so i think the dynamics are pretty accurate?? at least for me hehe idk y'all let me know what you think abt that <3

anyways i may do a part 2 of this one bc i had way too much fun making it 🤕

image credits here + here + here + here + here

[spiicegrl]

anyway because of the upcoming episode i’m going to make squalo and tiziano relevant in the boss trish verse. i meant to post this hc last night but i fell asleep

in her youth, before she officially met her father, trish spent many of her time usually confined to the safe house, or, if business was occurring, typically to her room. whilst she only really interacted with pericolo, she was still heavily guarded to ensure that she didn’t escape. so for a brief time, the couple was tasked to bodyguard her.

squalo & tiziano weren’t cruel to trish; compared to what awaited her, but they were professionals, they were distant, and they didn’t talk to her. they typically ignored her if she tried to converse with them, and only really responded to basic things (”it’s [x time], go to sleep.” / “your breakfast’s going to be up in 5.” / etc. ) at the very least, most of trish’s requests were met, within reason.

there was one significant instance that happened; which was the time trish did try to escape. she’d been confined to her room for a good while now and was quite familiar with the layout. windows remained locked. only one entrance through the front, which squa & tiz were at. but the bathroom window was something that was unlocked.

she had tested it before, but she was small enough to climb up on the ledge and out the window, which is what she tried. or at least.. she was going to; had she not noticed something moving in the water droplets from condensation on it.

upon closer inspection it looked like there was a shark in the droplets! trish was absolutely amazed. sharks are big fish; why was one in a water droplet? thinking it strange, she made the mistake of planting her hand on the window to try and lodge it open.

although the stand had tried to be gentle ( this is the boss’ daughter, after all ) it had attached onto her finger to completely halt her. this would be the first time she saw blood, too, and a lasting set of razor-sharp marks on her ring finger. it felt like she was going to lose it, but needless to say; as squalo wordlessly entered to shut and lock the window, trish never tried to escape again.

[tenthgrove]

Yandere la squadra a lot of them lock drling up or keep them chained up, but what if they get their period while the yandere is gone?? Theyre just in pain until they come back ',:/

What if it goes one step further and darling outright won't tell them what's going on because having a conversation with your kidnapper about your menstrual needs is kind of difficult to word?

So eventually the yan comes back from a day trip and sees your entire bedsheets soaked, and proceeds to entirely freak out.

I'm gonna say that Mista, Formaggio, Illuso, Ghiaccio, Gelato and Secco don't even *consider* that the blood might be the result of your period and immediately make like a startled cat jumping for the ceiling, and you have to calm them down and say no, you're not having a haemorrhage, this is normal but could you please have some pads and painkillers.

Pesci, Abbacchio, Squalo, Bruno, Tiziano and Risotto are knowledgeable enough to see your period being a possibility but also are far from experts on the phenomenon and are a bit freaked out (more about the volume of blood and how pained you look than 'ew periods icky' sort of thing). I've ordered them from least to most composed in this scenario.

Prosciutto, Melone, Sorbet and Cioccolata are the guys who actually have good knowledge on periods, most of them because they are just well educated but in Sorbet's case it's because he had to raise his little sisters. They are the ones to spot that you're clearly not suffering from an unnatural wound that's making you bleed and immediately set about getting you anything you might need.

[earthbovndmisfit]

HHHHHHHHAHAHAHA I just pictured Jonathan and Speedwagon being constantly all over each other like Squalo and Tiziano even in public

Sadly I'm not sure they could get away with that in 1800s England but imagine people just being completely confuzzled by it

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"Dr. Joestar why is Mr. Speedwagon on your lap?"

Jonathan: "We're out of chairs." There's at least five more chairs.

"Ok but why are his arms around your shoulders?"

Jonathan: "He needs a place to rest his arms."

"YOU'RE LITERALLY TOUCHING HIS ABS."

Speedwagon: "His hands are cold."

Anon, you just reminded me of a very old art piece that I don't think I'd posted here before but that may fit this scenario very well...

"As long as I have a lap, Mister Speedwagon will always have a place to sit on. It's just 'simple courtesy'." -Dr. Jonathan Joestar, in some attempt to appease the rumors without having to take his hands away from his dear.

Also! Just adding on to what you mentioned about this kind of thing in the 1800s, surprisingly, it was possible to do this and get away with it, but there definitely had to be some degree of secrecy. This is probs going to turn into some kind of gay history lesson and I apologize beforehand ;u;

Back then, the "ancestors" of gay clubs were already a thing. They were known as molly houses and, though many believe they were exclusively male brothels, the reality is that most of the molly houses were basically "social clubs" for gay men. These were secret spots since male homosexuality was a huge taboo and was also illegal and could be punished by the law, so you basically had to literally search for them if you were interested in visiting those spots.

In those gay pubs, men were allowed to partake in many different activities that were deemed "inappropriate" for a man at the time, meaning that things like crossdressing, or just hanging out with your boyfriend, or seeking for a male partner, were all possible there. So, essentially, you could go there and gay as hard as you wanted "in public" without any real repercussions, as all the men there were also gay (and even if you were in bad blood with anyone there, chances are they wouldn't be able to out you before society since that would also out them in the process lol).

Molly houses aside, it wasn't as uncommon as one would think at first in some circles -mid-upper classes, though not exclusively- back then for a man to have a male "close friend" who was actually his boyfriend and who was always introduced and known in public as a "good friend :)". Some married men in these circles would do this too, as they too would have a male "close friend" who was their boyfriend, all this with the full knowledge and consent of the married man's wife. They would even start their own family with the 3 parenting the children the married couple eventually had. So, yeah! polycules, especially those consisting of a man and his wife and the married man's boyfriend (the married man's partners remaining as friends only), were a thing already back then, and they even had a specific name for this type of relationship: Menage-a-trois.

With all this in mind, it's safe to say there was a degree of complicity between the couple/polycule and the staff working for them at home (maids, butlers, coachmen, etc), as no one outside of the household should know what was going on, save for maybe some friends and veeery occasionally, the families of the partners.

All this yadda yadda said: Yesss~ That scenario may have been a lot more possible than one would think at first ;D

[might-forget-this-blagg-exists]

Something I don't know how I want to interpret is Tiziano and Squalo's deaths.

《Warnings: long winded rant that takes forever to get to the point, overemotional pontifications anout squatizi based on remembered details, theres a screenshot of a jjba death scene and also a statue of jesus about halfway through this post》

So, basic surface level, theyre villians of the week who die in battle to the protagonists, not the first and not the last. The villians having bonds with each other is a common trope in part 5, and we see a lot of different takes on this basic setup:

Sale and Zucchero were allies who seemed to have a bond of convenience at least, the fact that Zucchero didn't knowingly sell out Sale even after being tortured is notable imo

Pesci and Proscuitto had a student/mentor relationship where the student surpassed the mentor, the understated half of the duo turned out to be the more formidable opponent, as per Proscuitto's expectations

Ciocolatta and Secco put a spin on the Proscuitto and Pesci dynamic, as well as the general formula as a whole. Cio expressed love for Secco despite his otherwise low opinion on the worth of basically any other human being we can see, and after the heartwrenching twist that there was still humanity and longing for connection in this depraved man's heart, in an even more painful twist of the knife Secco revealed that love was one-sided.

Sorbet and Gelato weren't a fight, but the love they had for each other and their team was heavily implied. Risotto, if no one else, must have had a great amount of love for them when they were alive to have gone to such lengths to avenge their deaths. In their own ways, the Formaggio, Illuso, Melone, Ghiaccio and Risotto fights were each motivated by the deaths of Sorbet and Gelato. (Sidenote that Tiz and Squalo are generally accepted to be a "what if bucci gang fought sorgela" scenario dunno if this is supported but it would make sense)

Carne is in general a mystery, but in this context I think he could be seen as an inversion of La Squadra. They fought to avenge their fallen comerades by betraying the boss, Carne avenges the betrayed trust of the boss by trying to take down the traitors with the sacrifice of his lonely life, smthn like that.

Doppio and Diavolo...I dont know. What comes to mind is that Doppio died waiting for his boss to call him. Despite all his cooing compliments when they shared a body, Diavolo never once mentioned Doppio after he got a new roommate with Trish's soul. Maybe it could be extrapolated as distraction or temporary ignorance, i.e. if he had known or had time to after the fight with GER he would have mourned, but thats not in the text as far as I know.

Are there any other fights...uh, I think Luca and Polpo served similar roles of showing that Passione is in fact a criminal gang full of people who kill and extort people for money? Kind of setting a tone to be subverted, since they're really anomalous overall. Maybe there's some kind of similarity between their situations and Carne? But thats a bit too off topic, I think.

Point is, theres an overall theme of the villians being people with all kinds of relationships to each other, in similar fashion to the protagonist group. And over and over again, this humanity is shown as not being enough for Giorno and the others--who act as judge jury and executioner as their opponents do the same to them--to find any of them innocent.

There's an odd tragedy to the fact that these people were killed, its been pointed out before that Squadra and Bucci gang secretly had the same goal and they could have saved each other so much greif if they'd only teamed up. But in every case, the fight ending on the death of these evil but unmistakably human characters is treated as a triumph every time. No tears from the protagonists are ever shed for them, and no thoughts are spared to their bloody corpses except to be certain the team had acheived victory and was no longer under attack. Half the time, they aren't even mourned by their own teammates.

Ok so thats a lot of prelude. And for what point? Squalo and Tiziano fit right in with all this, right? The spin they put on the formula is really straight forward; a typical brains+brawns setup that ends in Narancia killing both of them with support from Giorno's spare tongue. I mean, I'd argue Carne would have been a better intro fight to hammer home that Unita is a different breed from Squadra altogether, but thats off topic again. Why TF do I keep talking about Carne Im serious I'm trying to stay focused but I keep thinking about meat man,

Anyway. What I want to finally talk about in regards to Tiziano and Squalo's defeats: Tiziano's death was treated as noble, as a stark contrast to every single other villian death I can think of.

Theres even a Jesus's Bizarre Adventure reference.

Like, it's not nearly as much weight as that panel/screenshot of Abbaccio in the clouds, for example. Closest thing I can think of is Proscuitto getting caught in the train wheels or Risotto's last ditch effort to kill Diavolo with Aerosmith, which I feel were moments more in the ball park of gruesome tenacity than noble death? Well, maybe those are synonymous, I dont know.

Point being, Tiziano was out of the line of fire but he threw himself into Narancia's bullets to save Squalo. Not only did this give him liquid to attack with, his death caused Squalo to abandon the boss in his final moments and let pure personal vengeance drive him.

What gets me is that, comparing his death to the other villians, Tiziano's death was given tragic weight by the metaphorical camera. In stark contrast to even Squalo--who died moments after him so Narancia could have his iconic Volare Via battle cry--Tiziano's death wasn't a moment of heroic triumph, it was framed as a tragic but selfless act in just about every way it could be. As if in punishment, Narancia was suddenly cornered by the blood that had gotten on his shoulder that Clash jumped into. And while Squalo cradled Tiziano in his arms, Tiziano spent his final breaths reassuring Squalo it wouldn't be for nothing with a calm, gentle smile.

Basically every take on this moment I've seen has agreed that Tiziano's sacrifice was the strongest evidence for their love for each other being a romantic bond. But to play devil's advocate for a moment, Tiziano was a strategist, Narancia had identified both him and Squalo as the attacking stand users and was in the process of shooting bullets at them while Clash was still in the underground pipes. There was basically no chance he could get away if he ran, Squalo was the heavy hitter and could defeat Narancia only if he had Clash. Aside from just screaming "HE'S GOT A KNIFE HES STABBED SOMEONE" and causing uncontrolled unpredictable chaos in the crowd, or ~somehow~ using Talking Heads redirect the bullets to hit the well Clash was trying to emerge from (which seems to be a bit out of TH's ability), sacrificing himself so Squalo could finish the mission could conceivably be read like a cold strategic move.

It would definitely read like that if Tiziano had a Secco moment upon his death, wouldn't it?

If Tiziano didn't use his last moments to smile at and comfort Squalo.

If Tiziano hadn't been so worried whenever Squalo took damage, so quick to tell him to hide with him in the plaza crowd.

If Tiziano hadn't all but bundled Squalo's wounds as best he could and tried to get him to retreat without saying the word "retreat".

If Tiziano's actions when Squalo was in danger because of the boss's mission wasn't so close to betraying the boss without going all the way through.

If their last words...

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...One of the most heartwrenching moments that stuck with me just as much as any protagonist death is for a character I'm still not fond of. Cio's last onscreen words were "I love you" to Secco. For me at least, in that moment the cartoonish villany fell away and showed that there was a bleeding human heart underneath. Suddenly his death meant more than just another dispatched murderer. He was unmistakably evil and horrible and deserved every single scrap of pain he got in the 7 page muda and much more. But he was a human.

Maybe I'm thinking of things the wrong way, or theres some detail I missed, but it feels wrong to me that Tiziano's last words weren't "now you have liquid to summon Clash". It was about how this was still a victory for the boss. Squalo's last words weren't "forget the boss, im killing to avenge you" but "how can these traitors keep going after betraying the boss" the moment after he, in spirit, did the exact same thing his opponent did.

It feels to me like their human hearts had been present for quite awhile, but in order to remind us of their villany so the knife-weilding gangster who triumphantly shot them both to death would be just that slightest bit more heroic for his iconic moment, their humanity was swept under the rug before the sledgehammer was brought down. Instead of being human in their final moments, they're regressed into the boss's pawns.

And I don't know how to feel about that.