#la unita speciale

[nicherayyy]

hii so I’m a little shy with requests but could you do a team bucciarati or la unita (your pick) x child!reader who basically has a super powerful stand but they are completely oblivious to it? Like I could imagine them trying to inform reader and readers just like “I like flowers and ice cream : )”

Okay but this is such a great idea-

La Unita x Oblivious Child Reader

Okay, how did this happen??

The main reason, they took you in because of your stand

It's not every day you meet someone with THAT MUCH potential

Plus your powers were supposed to help the boss himself

So yeah, you were supposed to be quite useful

The problem is, you don't really care about any of this "ohmygod you have such a powerful stand" stuff

Nuh uh, not even a little

Understandable, you are a child after all

In your defence, whatever you like doing, it is much more interesting than all these serious meetings and trainings

Uh uh, yeah, what were you saying? I am a powerful individual and- OH MY GOD IS THAT A PUPPY??

Squalo and Tiziano are pretty chill about it

I mean, you're a child

Surely you'll be more interested in butterflies or cartoons more than that grown-up stuff

Do you even know what the mafia is?

Generally, they just want you to enjoy your childhood

Very supportive about your interests

You want to go out for icecream? Sure, we'll get the car stared

Oh, you want to play with legos? No more words needed. We'll get you a full cart of those

It's like they have a child of their own

Carne is not worried either

Also likes to spend time with you

Mostly he just listens to your bubbling about a cool bird you saw or what a good breakfast you had

Sometimes you reming him his younger self

Powers or not, not one dares to take away your childhood just because you got a stand you didn't even ask for

So.. Cioccolata and Secco..

They don't even interact with you

Cio is just busy doing his own stuff and Secco blindly follows him around

Maybe it's for the best

Ciocolatta is interested in that stand of yours tho

But for now, when you're not even fully aware what stand is, he's just keeping his distance

He doesn't need a child who follows him and Secco around just to talk about childlike stuff

But as I said, maybe it's for the best

The one who WANTS you to develop your powers is Diavolo, of course

If Doppio is still somehow bearable, Diavolo is obsessed with the idea that you'll be a great addition to La Unita

"That is why you need to improve your stand, to be the greatest-"

"I saw a cute kitten today"

It's driving him insane at some point

How can you not want to be the best??

You don't want to beat all your enemies??

But it's not like you even have enemies

You try to keep distance with him

Good for you honestly

Overall, it is chaotic sometimes

But if you just gonna hang out with Squalo or Tiz.. or Carne it's gonna be fine

They're really good parental figures for you too

Such a nice bonus

[t1mt0m]

SECCOOOO‼️💚

[sourwormsaresour]

me wondering which member of la squadra or special unit will be redesigned to either fight or fuck the joestar in part 9: 

[dicentsalve]

YOUR PESCI IS SO CUTEE

🐟

[samaeljigoku]

Cabaret Diavolo. Original colours and vintage version. A shady, strange place full of gangsters, inspired by the look of retro cartoons. Was just Diavolo and Trish originally, but I thought it would be more fun with a full background.

[ask-prosci]

Meow meow

Hi, Doppio. Meow meow.

[spooky-salesman]

La Squadra but it’s Animalcrossing quotes I found

Sorbet + Gelato

Formaggio

Illuso

Prosciutto

Pesci

Melone

Ghiaccio

Risotto

[laggs-cringe-corner]

New friend :)

[nicherayyy]

So wow, I don't really understand how requests work, sorry! But since we've seen the Bucci gang and La Squadra with the kid from South Park, what about La Unita? I am sure that Chocolata will like this child very much

A/N: I'M ALIVEEEEE

TW: just the South Park thing

Chapters from this AU:

Bucci Gang x South Park! Child Reader

La Squadra x South Park! Child Reader

La Unita x South Park! Child Reader

That is literally the weirdest situation you could imagine yourself in

Okay, maybe not the weirdest

Especially when you used to live in South Park

So yeah.. you saw a thing or two

I'm not even sure why La Unita decided to take you in

Most likely it was Squalo and Tiziano's idea

Like how can you even leave a 4th grader on the streets??

Especially when there's bunch of criminals running around

The two of them are actually one of your main caretakers

But sometimes Squalo is concerned about your.. mental state

Cause there's just no way those stories back from South Park are real

And for Tiziano's the only concern is your cussing habit

Like child ur nine stop with the f word pls

Overall they're like parents to you

Just don't dig too deep into the details about your previous life

Cioccolata has some mixed feelings about you

I mean, he hates children

But you're fun to talk with so I guess you're not as bad as he thought

(No cussing rule doesn't work with him)

It's so weird that you're not scared of him

The first time you talked with him you could see a sincere shock on his face

Secco likes you

Well, as long as you keep some sugar cubes in your pocket, he likes you

If you forgot, well, he won't even look at you

But if it's a good day, he'll listen your crazy stories from SP

He likes your boldness

(And yeah he doesn't care about no cussing rule too)

Carne is really nice to you

He's not really talkative, so most of the time he just listens

Carne's not sure if most of the stories are true, but he still listens

Like kid there's no way you're friend came back from the dead

And your friend didn't eat chili made out of his enemy's parents

Right??

You sure didn't impress Diavolo

But don't take it personal

It's impossible to impress him anyway

Not gonna lie, he's really distant

Like you saw him one time and that's it

But Doppio always makes sure to spend some time with you

It's a rare occasion, of course

Just please, don't cuss around him

And try not to use dark humour

[t1mt0m]

CIOCCOLATA ERA COMEBACK‼️

[sourwormsaresour]

Enemies to lovers Squalo and Tiziano was not what I expected on my JoJo 2022 Bingo card.

[l1qu1dsm00th]

HAVE SOME GHIACCIO SKETCHES AND MY VENTO AUREO CARDS!!

(No doubles included!)

[dicentsalve]

Never thought that Pesci in a coat would attract such attention

Proud of ma boy

[giaice]

My JoJo Ship Table

[ask-prosci]

Hey! If you don't mind me asking, do you still have contact with other members of Passione, outside of La Squadra, like the members of Unita Speciale or Bucciarati's team? Do you get along well in the present?

Bruno is kind enough. Occasionally we still reconnect and grab a drink together to just catch up in our lives and sometimes Leone will join him. I always end up getting too wasted whenever we have drinks together and then after they get me home, we don't talk for another few months, and the cycle repeats. I'm not particularly complaining, but it would be nice to remember what the hell I ever talk about with them ever.

The other ex-members... I know they exist and are doing things in their own time, but no one had tried to reach out and I don't really care to reach out.

Plus, Unita Speciale is... Kind of scary. To me.