#jjba carne x reader

[kimbap-r0ll]

May I request some headcanons on Unità Speciale from JoJo’s about how they would act around their crush? (I think Squalo and Tiziano would go together since I’m pretty sure they’re a couple-)

Hi! Omg another JoJo ask! I really love these asks so plz send them over! As for Squalo and Tiziano, I think honestly they are a couple as well (in my canon they are) so I’ll be grouping them ^^. I’ll probably group Secco and Cioccolata together too since they work as a duo (and could be seen as a couple but I’ll let readers decide)

How Unita Speciale acts around a crush

Squalo + Tiziano

Honestly I think Tiziano would be hard to read, but Squalo would be pretty easy. Like he would have a little bit of a stutter when he talks to his crush or like he’ll be blushing when they get close or smile in his direction. Tiziano might give them a pleasant smile or be softer around them. Even if the crush doesn’t see Squalo’s crush, Tiziano will catch on and so will Squalo to Tiziano.

The two of them will likely have a bit of a talk, just on whether or not they should also have the crush part of the duo and let the relationship become a trio. Likely chance is that they’ll be fine with it, and from then on they’ll likely be flirty towards the crush.

Tiziano is a bit more suave with the flirtation. He’s definitely not afraid to be a bit touchy with it, but he’ll just like watching them become a flustered mess. That doesn’t mean Squalo’s not flirtatious, he’s probably just as good. He’s a bit of a tease like Tiziano is, but it might be a bit more on the rough end (ie playfully pushing the crush around or like jump-scaring them with a surprise hug from behind). Either way expect the crush to get some physical affection along with very suave words.

The confession will come from them both, probably asking the crush to meet with them in a more private setting. It might be a side of a bar or a quiet area of town. The two of them will just explain it to the crush with simple words, nothing too long and nothing too short. If the crush agrees to date, expect a more in-your-face reaction from Squalo while Tiziano is a bit more calm (still has that amazing smile ofc)

Overall I think it would be a coordinated act. Before then the crush will just notice the two hanging around them more often or going on jobs/missions more with them. The two will also be a lot nicer to the crush than when they first met (I feel like they wouldn’t be as friendly tbh to other members of Passione unless they were close).

Cioccolata + Secco

Oh man. First of all to whoever became their crush I’m sorry. But on the other hand, hey it might be a cool experience? Or maybe the person like them, either way the crush will not know they had a crush until they say it, mostly because they’ll just be around them and the crush might think “oh no am I just on their good side or am I going to become a lab rat”

I think Secco would be easier to read. He will be, well, himself and might smother the crush a bit (I imagine he would be sort of like how cat’s brush up against people’s legs) but the crush might just think Secco’s interested in them like in a friendly way. Secco might talk to them more too, like actual interactions. Similar with Cioccolata he might talk to the crush more often but he’s good at hiding the attraction. If the crush compliments him, he’ll just thank them, but the crush might notice him being a bit more giddy than usual

I also feel like Cioccolata and Secco don’t do pick up lines or flirty words. For example, they probably have a weird sense of affection that isn’t really understood by common people, so depending on the crush the words will make them blush or drain the happiness out of their day haha. They’ll be more like gift-giving because it’s a bit simpler for the two parties.

The two might talk about it but Cioccolata might make the ultimate decision. The next step is on whether or not the crush ends up like Secco or if the crush goes through with the relationship without becoming a potential lab rat. The crush might feel like they need to agree, but the two might be a bit flexible if it comes to a rejection. They’ll just be more distant

Overall I think if the crush has good chemistry with this medical duo they’ll be fine. Hell they might be a force in Unita Speciale if their stand and their teamwork is super good with Cioccolata and Secco. The relationship might be more or less normal but it could also just be more destruction (it’s for you to decide)

Carne

He’s quiet, not very talkative and rarely shows emotions outside of his stand. However, when he has a crush it might be easier to read him because he gets flustered more

For example, if the crush worked with him for a while they might notice he’s a bit more shy than usual or that he’s a bit flustered when they compliment him. He’s less 😶 than usual like more 😳. He’s more of a gift-giver too since he doesn’t feel that good with words

I think it would take a long time for him to confess to his crush, like practice in front of a mirror or write it out. He’s probably dated once or twice, but he doesn’t really remember much about how they started so it feels like he has to start from scratch. He will NOT let anyone know about his crush though, in case their life gets threatened (if they are a civilian) or it gets awkward as a team (if they are part of the team).

His confession might be a bit awkward, it’s in a secluded place and his voice is fairly quiet. It’s kinda cute though coming from someone who works with one of Italy’s strongest mafias. If the crush agrees he’ll be delighted, honestly might just ask if they wanted to hang out for a bit longer. If the crush says no, then he’ll try to be a bit nonchalant about it but he’ll likely cut ties with them because it makes him think about his confession more.

Either way, he’s sort of like what I imagine Pesci would be like except he doesn’t have a “fratello” to help him or hype him up haha. He’ll be nice as a boyfriend, but he’ll be busy once Bruno’s gang decides to go against Diavolo

Doppio

Honestly he might be in denial for a bit that he has a crush on someone. He thinks it’s silly, maybe he’s seen too many tv shows or didn’t keep himself busy that he had time to dream. However, he’ll come around and just agree to himself that yeah maybe he has a crush

Diavolo might get in the way of Doppio trying to pick the crush up or like hanging out with them because Diavolo had a relationship before and he wants to keep anonymity, but Diavolo might stop if Doppio convinces him. The two don’t really have the exact same goals in terms of getting to know people

Doppio is always a more cheerful guy, he’s definitely going to be sweet to his crush. He’s friendly, takes them out to places, and genuinely spends time getting to know them. I feel like though he does blush from time to time, the crush might never see him flustered. He seems like the type to know how to hide emotions when he needs to, and this might be one of the cases. However, the crush will know Doppio’s at least enjoying their company

When it comes to the confession, he might be a bit more of a stuttering mess. He’s a bit shy with his words, likely does it outside in a less crowded area (like a seashore or a park) and just thinks of his words on the spot. He hopes the Boss won’t call him during this important moment as he waits for his crush to give him an answer. If that answer is yes, then he’ll be super happy and might give them a hug immediately after haha. If not, he’ll give an awkward laugh and say it’s no worry, the two could still be friends. Depending on if the crush is a civilian or not, they may see Doppio less

Overall I think he would be more of a daydreamer, sort of imagining what his life could be like with this crush and the things that romance brings in life. He might’ve talked to Diavolo about his crush too, but Diavolo likely shut him up and told him to focus on his work before rambling about the crush. Doppio’s a sweet guy ^^

[nicherayyy]

hii so I’m a little shy with requests but could you do a team bucciarati or la unita (your pick) x child!reader who basically has a super powerful stand but they are completely oblivious to it? Like I could imagine them trying to inform reader and readers just like “I like flowers and ice cream : )”

Okay but this is such a great idea-

La Unita x Oblivious Child Reader

Okay, how did this happen??

The main reason, they took you in because of your stand

It's not every day you meet someone with THAT MUCH potential

Plus your powers were supposed to help the boss himself

So yeah, you were supposed to be quite useful

The problem is, you don't really care about any of this "ohmygod you have such a powerful stand" stuff

Nuh uh, not even a little

Understandable, you are a child after all

In your defence, whatever you like doing, it is much more interesting than all these serious meetings and trainings

Uh uh, yeah, what were you saying? I am a powerful individual and- OH MY GOD IS THAT A PUPPY??

Squalo and Tiziano are pretty chill about it

I mean, you're a child

Surely you'll be more interested in butterflies or cartoons more than that grown-up stuff

Do you even know what the mafia is?

Generally, they just want you to enjoy your childhood

Very supportive about your interests

You want to go out for icecream? Sure, we'll get the car stared

Oh, you want to play with legos? No more words needed. We'll get you a full cart of those

It's like they have a child of their own

Carne is not worried either

Also likes to spend time with you

Mostly he just listens to your bubbling about a cool bird you saw or what a good breakfast you had

Sometimes you reming him his younger self

Powers or not, not one dares to take away your childhood just because you got a stand you didn't even ask for

So.. Cioccolata and Secco..

They don't even interact with you

Cio is just busy doing his own stuff and Secco blindly follows him around

Maybe it's for the best

Ciocolatta is interested in that stand of yours tho

But for now, when you're not even fully aware what stand is, he's just keeping his distance

He doesn't need a child who follows him and Secco around just to talk about childlike stuff

But as I said, maybe it's for the best

The one who WANTS you to develop your powers is Diavolo, of course

If Doppio is still somehow bearable, Diavolo is obsessed with the idea that you'll be a great addition to La Unita

"That is why you need to improve your stand, to be the greatest-"

"I saw a cute kitten today"

It's driving him insane at some point

How can you not want to be the best??

You don't want to beat all your enemies??

But it's not like you even have enemies

You try to keep distance with him

Good for you honestly

Overall, it is chaotic sometimes

But if you just gonna hang out with Squalo or Tiz.. or Carne it's gonna be fine

They're really good parental figures for you too

Such a nice bonus

[soupbabe]

Rage Room (Carne x Reader)

Carne invites you to spend the afternoon with him.

Hiii sorry it's been like. A year since I've written anything 😭 I've been in the trenches for months and barely had the motivation to write. But Carne has turned into somewhat of a comfort character for me, so I wanted to do something with him.

You didn't know Carne that well.

Sure, you've seen him around, tried to spark some small talk, but nothing ever stuck. He only ever gave you a smile and then he'd be gone. He was an enigma among your teammates; he'd never speak a word, to your knowledge he never went on solo missions, yet the boss deemed him important enough to stick around.

That's what made it all surprising when he invited you to spend the afternoon with him.

You couldn't help but chuckle a little as you read the letter stuck to your office door. It was a little ominous, the letter only detailing a time and address was marked out in scratchy handwriting. The only thing that tipped off the author was Carne's name written in the corner. In retrospect, it was something to expect from Carne. He couldn't just send a text and he'd never say anything aloud, but he'd always take the time to write out a small note if he needed something.

You showed up 30 minutes early to find yourself in an abandoned factory. It felt like a stereotypical horror setting: boarded up windows, faded graffiti on the walls, feral cats guarding the alleyways. Everything screamed "you're going to get murdered." Though you knew better, working around Cioccolata and Secco always made you on edge and prepare for the worst. "Hello?" You cautiously call out, squinting through the darkness.

The room was empty, only the skeletons of machinery and glass littering the area. Ahead of you though, displayed the silhouette of Carne. Walking up to him, you can see his features through the light cracks in the broken windows. His soft features looking just as relieved to see you as you are to see him. His black, glossy lips hold a small smile as he guides you to a specific pile of broken... everything.

"What's all this for?" You tried to ask him. But in usual Carne fashion, he just stares at you in response. The two of you shared a brief silence before he bent down to pick up a large shard of glass and threw it harshly against the wall. While the sudden display caused you to jump and curse at him, it just made him smile wider. "Is this what you called me over for? To watch you break shit?" You huff, a bit flustered by the sudden outburst. Carne just shrugs and uses his gloved hand to dig around and find a- mostly in tact- beer bottle. Handing it to you, he gestures to the wall.

A silent dare for you to try it, a plead to spend the afternoon breaking shit with him.

The gesture made you smile as you took the bottle from his hands. With a grunt, you smashed the bottle to the floor, watching the green glass scatter and break all around you and Carne. You took a deep breath, feeling some unknown weight lift from your shoulders. "Shit..that felt good." You murmur as your coworker began smashing up everything he could get his hands on.

He'd punch the walls, attempt to rip the machines apart and smash them on the ground, everything he got his hands on would be in pieces once he was done with it. Carne's energy was infectious as you followed his lead, using the opportunity to release all the stress that has been pent up from over the years. With every grunt, scream, foul mouth insult at everyone who's ever hurt you, you were met with applause and approval from Carne.

Carne is an observant man, and he sniff out pent up rage from a mile away. You still don't know much about Carne, but it doesn't matter. All you know is that you found a new friend to break shit with.

[surpriserose]

Carne Moodboard <3 <3 <3

[borizcua]

U should do boyfriend headcanons for carne –please

Carne boyfriend headcanons 

notes: Okay anon you caught me, I secretly really like this character (´ ε ` )♡ ty for the request, hope you enjoy!

Carne is the quiet type, he never really says much but the love and affection is there

The type to never ask to hold your hand instead he nudges you a little and hopes you take the hint

Despite not talking much you never have to question his ride or die attitude towards you 

He didn’t get into the mafia by being a nice guy, so anyone who thinks just because he’s quiet that they can get away with messing with you, well, let’s just say they should start writing their obituary 

Despite being a mafioso he doesn’t bring his work home

In fact you don’t even meet the rest of Unita Speciale until months after dating (and begging) to meet his colleagues 

Enjoys being home with you, the job takes him all over the map, so when he is around just expect quiet days and nights at home, watching movies, playing games - he really just wants to be in your company 

[moody-bloosh]

You know exactly who this is, can I get fake texts from Carne? IDK I'm down for literally anything because I know he's hard to write for, but maybe something about memes or cursed images? IDK lol

i did my best to look for cursed images, now i am f r i g h t e n e d but if its for y’all i am willing to do it again 😂 i hope you enjoy this! uwu 

420 followers milestone: i made fake texts of you and your f/o! [ RULES ]

Cursed Images and Sweetness with Carne 

texts under the cut!

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

could u do jealous yandere carne headcanons? ik this might seem weird but for some reason i got really attached to carne! ^^"

This is really trippy to me because I was watching the first part to the Notorious B.I.G fight last night and I was thinking how in the name of DIO would I write a guy whose on screen for like a few seconds and then dies, as a yandere if someone asked? 

  Then I get someone who asks (no offense of course I just find it hilarious) .  like I gotta stop thinking these really obscure thoughts, I swear someone always think of a character I wonder about pops up.

 It happened with Keicho, Kakyoin, and Terunosuke too. 

I actually don’t have much for him (even the wiki states he doesn’t have much of a personality). However I’ll come up with a few things for him.

Yandere Carne (I’m so sorry I can’t think of much, the wiki is a slight help) 

  He would probably be big time devoted to you and the ground you stand on

Apparently he was filled with a ton of hatred when alive so he’d probably be obsessive over someone who takes that bit of hatred away.

More than likely would take his anger out on anyone that dared come near you. 

That’s about all I’ve got I really did try on this.

[narancias-headband]

JJBA Masterlist!

Updated: 04/02/2024

***Anything marked [NSFW] is 18+ only - Minors DNI***

I try to tag things pretty well, so a search for any char on my blog should get you what you're looking for. :)

Part 2 - Battle Tendency

The Pillarmen:

Smoke Sesh with the Pillarmen

⚡Kars

NSFW Alphabet [NSFW]

⚡Wamuu

Untitled [Reader Insert]

Wamuu x Chubby!Reader Drabble

Part 3 - Stardust Crusaders

The Crusaders:

Stardust Crusaders as Dogs

🌟 Muhammad Avdol

General Headcanons

Taking Care of You When You're Sick Headcanons

🌟 Jean-Pierre Polnareff

General Headcanons

Dating Headcanons

Flirting [Reader Insert]

Part 4 - Diamond is Unbreakable

DuWang Gang:

Why are they calling at 3 a.m.?

How do they react when you call them at 3 a.m.?

💎 Josuke Higashikata

General Headcanons

Taking Care of You When You're Sick Headcanons

💎 Okuyasu Nijimura

General Headcanons

Part 5 - Golden Wind

Golden Wind - Band AU

Bucci Gang:

Who does the laundry?

Who's best at keeping secrets?

Why are they calling at 3 a.m.?

What's everyone's morph? [Animorphs Crossover]

Bucci Gang as Dogs

Accidentally calling Bruno dad

Defending your Bucci Gang S/O

Would they do edibles with you?

Catching their S/O moaning their name [NSFW]

Taking their S/O ice skating

Comforting you after a bad breakup

What shampoo do they use?

Slow Dancing with the Bucci Gang

Bucci Gang with an S/O with a hyena laugh

Making the Bucci Gang breakfast

🐞 Bruno Bucciarati

General Headcanons

Your Secret is Safe with Me [Short Fic]

Cuddling with Bucciarati

Lonely [Reader Insert] [NSFW]

Cutesy Date Headcanons

Getting a lapdance from his S/O [NSFW]

🐞 Giorno Giovanna

General Headcanons

Nightmares [Reader Insert]

Untitled [Reader Insert]

🐞 Leone Abbacchio

General Headcanons

Cuddling with Abbacchio

Caught in the Act [Reader Insert] [NSFW]

Taking Care of You When You're Sick Headcanons

🐞 Guido Mista

General Headcanons

More General Headcanons

Dating Headcanons

Favorite Date Locations

🐞 Narancia Ghirga

General Headcanons

Catcalling [Reader Insert]

Chaotic Headcanons

Narancia Cheering You Up Headcanons

Narancia Doesn't Knock Headcanons

🐞 Pannacotta Fugo

General Headcanons

More General Headcanons

🐞 Trish Una

General Headcanons

La Squadra:

What is La Squadra HQ like?

La Squadra as Dogs

Why are they calling at 3 a.m.?

Truth or Dare - Dared to Call Your Crush

Who is the best partner for your first mission?

Truth or Dare - Dared to Give Your Crush a Piece of Your Clothing [NSFW]

Who's most likely to try and pick you up at the club? [NSFW]

La Squadra - Morning Person or Night Owl?

Imagine your La Squadra F/O (confessing his job to you)

La Squadra being super in tune with your emotions

Snuggling with La Squadra Headcanons

Asking them to buy you pads/tampons

La Squadra finding your secret porn stash [NSFW]

Drinking shenanigans with La Squadra

Calling La Squadra at 3 a.m.

La Squadra's Halloween Costumes

☠️ Risotto Nero

General Headcanons

Dating Headcanons

Crush Headcanons

☠️ Formaggio

General Headcanons

Dating Headcanons

Partying with Formaggio - Imagine

First Kiss - Imagine

Taking Care of a Sick S/O Headcanons

A Hand to Hold [Reader Insert]

Vacation Headcanons

☠️ Illuso

General Headcanons

POV: ur in a toxic relationship w/ illuso [Playlist]

☠️ Prosciutto

General Headcanons

☠️ Pesci

General Headcanons

Aquarium Date Headcanons

☠️ Melone

General Headcanons

NSFW Alphabet [NSFW]

☠️ Ghiaccio

General Headcanons

Dating Headcanons

First Hit [Reader Insert]

Untitled Reader Insert Drabble

Others:

💫 Carne

Roommate Headcanons

💫Cioccolata

Bloodlust [Reader Insert] [NSFW]

#cardboard bruno | #jojo radio

[star-birthmark]

Updated Rules

Hello everyone! I’ve updated my rules because I’m going to open up my requests soon!

As of now, I only write for parts 4, 5 and the main cast of 6 

I also take confessions and headcanons 

After thinking about it for a while, I’ve decided to become NSFW, meaning this blog is now 18+ 

So if you’re a minor following me, block the not sfw tag. 

I will not write incest or pedophilia or anything… unethical? 

Idk use your judgment. 

Minors will be aged up for nsfw 

I only write reader x character stories. 

I don’t ship anything in JJBA that heavily so I get more inspired by inserts

Please let me know the specific pronouns you’d like in your request. 

For Part 4: I won’t write for Shigechi, Angelo, Tamami Kobayashi, Toshikazu Hazamada, Akira Otoishi, Toyohiro Kanedaichi, Terunosuke Miyamoto, Kira’s Father

For Part 5: I won’t write for Pericolo, Cioccolata, Secco, Polpo, Carne, Sale, Zucchero

For Part 6: I only write for the main cast of Part 6. So that includes Jolyne, Pucci, Weather Report, Anasui, Foo Fighters, Hermes, (not Emporio just cause he’s so young…)

I reserve the right to refuse a request if I don’t really know what to write, if I’m uncomfortable writing it or if I don’t like the character. 

I have this perpetual bad habit of making my requests almost absurdly long and I’m a busy college student, so please give me time. 

I swear I’m working on it, but school takes priority. 

If there are certain CWs that you are uncomfortable with, please let me know politely what you would like tagged and I will. 

But so far, I’m tagging things as I write them.

[nicherayyy]

Can you do a La Squadra or a La Unita x Child reader were reader is scared of "the monster under her bed"?

I decided to make that with La Unita bc they deserve it

La Unita "helping" Child!Reader with monsters under their bed

humour, comfort, crying, GN reader

TW: Cioccolata, mention of guns

Squalo and Tiziano

“Hey”, you whispered in Tiziano’s ear.

“Wha-“, the blonde man immediately woke up from his slumber, looking confused, “It’s 3 AM, go to sleep”

“I can’t sleep, there’s monster under my bed, he wants to eat me”, you started sobbing. The noise woke Squalo, who was actually not pleased with the fact that you interrupted his beauty sleep. 

“If we make sure that there’s no monsters, will you let us sleep?”, Squalo sighed, already hating the idea of getting up from his soft, warm bed. 

“Yes”, you replied. 

Taking their hands, you lead them along the dark corridors to your room. Entering the room, of course, you step away in the farthest corner, as far as possible from the bed. 

Rolling his eyes, Tiziano is the first to look under the bed.

“Oh my God”, he gasped.

“What?”, you asked anxiously.

“Squalo, dear, there’s really a monster”

Squalo understood what his husband was trying to do and decided to play along. 

“You’re right, it’s so scary”, he held back his laughter, trying to sound as serious as possible,  “I think we’ll need to step back, don’t want this thing to eat us”

“No please”, you plead, tears running down your face. Oh. They crossed the line a bit, didn’t they? Squalo immediately approached you, taking you in his arms. 

“Oh no, don’t cry, we’re sorry”, he comforted you. Tiziano standing right beside him. 

“There’s no monster, calm down”, Tiziano patted your head, “We were just joking around”

“If you want you can stay with us for the night, how does that sound?”, Squalo smiled at you, still holding you tight.

“Alright”, you agreed, still scared a little. 

Cioccolata and Secco

“Ugh, what do you want child”, he said annoyed, still working with some files on his desk. Secco was laying on the floor next to him.

“There’s monster under my bed, I’m scared”, you sobbed. 

“Don’t worry”, he tossed his files aside, smiling at you, “I think it’ll eat you quickly, you won’t feel a thing”

“What?”, you cried, your legs shaking. 

You heard Secco’s laugh. 

“Yeah, it’ll eat your toes”, he looked right into your eyes, “You were bad today, remember? And bad children are being eaten”

“You guys are mean”, you replied with a pitched voice, tears running down your face. Why did you think it was a good idea to ask Cioccolata for help anyway?

Carne 

“Hey”, you called, trying trying to get Carne’s attention. You guys weren’t close, but right now you were too scared to care. 

“Need anything?”, he asked.

“There’s monster under my bed, I’m scared”, you replied with puffy eyes from a long crying.

“Monsters do not exist”, he denied, “However, I can stay with you until you fall asleep”

“Okay”, you agreed. 

 Carne is not that bad as you thought. Maybe you need to spend more time with him.

Diavolo and Doppio 

You knocked on the door of Diavolo’s office, waiting for permission to get inside. 

You didn’t have to wait long, Doppio opened the door. 

“What are you doing here so late at night?’, he gasped, “And why are you crying?”

“There’s monster under my bed”, you sobbed. 

"Wait a minute, I'll call the boss", he took a book from the shelf, holding it against his ear, "Boss, you're here? What do I do?"

“They need to figure it out themselves, give them a gun”

“Boss? What do you mean gun?”, Doppio asked confusedly, his eyes wide. 

“If they want to live they need to fight for it”, he replied, “You know, the best defense is a good offense” 

“BOSS THEY’RE NINE”

[nicherayyy]

i saw ur thing that you had ideas for la unita, and i thought of a very funny thing. Unita with child reader that is just the embodiment of chaos. like, they will run full speed into a screen door cause they feel like it, or they just bite people for some reason. i think it’s kinda funny lol

omg u just described my lil' cousin

and sorry for taking so long, I lost my ID and had a really fun time making a new one💀

La Unita x Chaotic Child Reader

Squalo and Tiziano

Never in their lives these two thought that they would babysit a child as random as you. Not that they actually seen a lot of children but you just.. hit different.

And honestly, Squalo thought that today would be not like any other ones. You know, calm day. Just him, you and Tiz peacefully watching TV. It was until you decided to bite into his arm.

"ARGH", he screamed surprised with you still biting into him. Tiziano immediately taking you away from him.

"What was that for?", Tiziano asked sourly, actually disappointed in your action.

"I don't know", you replied unbothered, returning to watch TV.

Cioccolata and Secco

Doc likes to observe as you do random things, it's like a free circus to him. He truly finds it amusing. And if he's in a mood he asks Secco to film it. They won't bother if you hurt yourself trying to do something weird.

"You have a bruise after running on full speed into the wall? Hm, too bad then"

Okay maybe Secco would be kind enough to bring you an ice bag.

Carne

Another one who just observes. But the difference is that he won't let you do something harmful. Or at least tries to prevent you to do so. And he's actually can help with your cuts or bruises, just in case you fall off a tree or decide to play with a squirrel or something. Honestly he had seen enough.

"Please, stop running, you can hurt yourself", he said before witnessing you fall on your face "Well here we go again"

Considers to put you on a child safety leash.

Diavolo and Doppio

Doppio is literally the main reason you're still alive. Because if Carne only considers to get you a leash, Doppio already has one for you. It actually helps a lot, but not in every aspect. You can still try to bite him. Or try to bite the leash off

And Diavolo couldn't care less. He believes that everything needs to be learned the hard way. Want to eat dirt? Okay, I'll even give you a spoon. Want to dive into the puddle? Sure, do you need your swimsuit? Yeah.. that is the reason why he's not allowed to babysit you.

[soupbabe]

Sorry for the worlds most niche ask but … poly Carne x Ciocolatta x male La Unita reader?

(I wanna throw Secco into the polycule pile as well but I’m worried that’s asking too much work for such a niche ask 😭 feel free to leave him out if you want)

Reader would obviously have to be someone with a) the ruthlessness to make it to La Unita and b) the unhinged-ness to be partly dating ciocolatta 😭😭 but tbf have you seen La Unita? No one on that roster is normal and well adjusted (not even Squalo and Tiz, they’re freaks too /affectionate)

Poly! Carne/Cioccolata/Secco x Male! La Unità Speciale! Reader

Dude you're so more than welcome to request niche stuff !! Carne n Cioccolata is like in the top 3 of the only JoJo ships I care about. Next to Esikars and Tomoko x Shinobu from part 4 😭

Warning: these are kinda all over the place??, tried to give each character a chance to shine but there might be some uneven coverage of characters, Cioccolata is his own brand of concern

- One word to describe the relationship: intense

- Everyone loves aggressively and frequently

- Hard to say if there's some kind of "balance" between the four of you. Even Carne, though silent, is just as clingy and touchy as Cioccolata and Secco

- Oh yeah btw you're never going to be left alone

- Even on missions, even if Doppio insists you go alone, they don't care. I really think these three men take Doppio or Diavolo's words as just a suggestion.

- Secco is the worst offender. His clinginess is overwhelming. He'll always insist that he holds your hand, your waist, any bit of skin he can get his hands on

- And he's just as determined that you give him the same attention. He'll always want you to pet him, to sing the same praises as Cioccolata, give him some special treatment w extra sugar cubes or kisses. Your attention is very addicting

- Cioccolata and Carne on the other hand? They're around you just to get a rise out of you

- Like I know Carne stepped closer to Mista just because he thought it was funny that it annoyed him

- They both love to scare and prod at you. Cioccolata does all the talking and teasing for the both of them, wheress Carne just likes to stare and hold you

- The unwavering eye contact could make anyone squirm and a low rumble erupts from his chest when Carne knows he's getting to you

- While it's fairly easy to fluster Secco and (kind of) Carne back, it's become a game between you and Cioccolata to see how you could make the surgeon blush

- He rolls his eyes when you act sweet, he laughs and plays along when you try to get intimate and tease him, you could show up at his door covered in blood and his face doesn't grow warm

- The secret? Join in on one of his tapes, he wants to see you revel in the adrenaline rush of murder.

- It's the action that gets blood rushing to his cheeks, it's the fact that he's sharing the experience with you and Secco. No secret that the doctor has a twisted sense of joy and romance, he loves taping the "dates" he has with you because of this

- It's like a lil scrapbook, y'know? Fond memories with you and Secco <3

- Sometimes Carne joins in on the fun, but he's rather camera shy, so he's the director. While you three are making out sloppy style, his hand is in the corner frame giving a small thumbs up.

- You four are only considered "cute" by Tiziano and Squalo, but you all really are happier than what any outsider can assume

[borizcua]

RULES

Notes: I wanted to write a separate rules post to cover all of my bases for this blog. Please read this before submitting a request. 

I write for JJBA part 5 characters ONLY, this includes: Team Bucciarati, La Squadra, and Unita Speciale

To be specific I will write for: 💖(SFW ONLY)

Bruno

Abbacchio

Mista 

Narancia 💖

Fugo 💖

Giorno 💖

Trish 💖

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Risotto

Prosciutto

Formaggio

Illuso

Melone

Ghiaccio

Pesci

Sorbet and Gelato

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Diavolo 

Doppio

Cioccolata

Secco

Squalo and Tiziano

Carne 💖

I will NOT be aging up characters. I don’t have a problem with other writers who choose to, I personally just do not feel comfortable doing it, thank you for understanding.

This blog DOES contain NSFW content, I would appreciate it if minors DNI. 

I will tag tw/cw but if there’s something I did not tag that you would like me too, please just let me know.

I am not very comfortable with writing yandere prompts/prompts with darker themes like (TW) dubcon, however, you can still request them - I'll look it over and decide if I feel comfortable with that particular request.

LGBT friendly! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 

Lastly, I will say this once: This blog will NOT contain ship related content. This is not a blog for drama, debate or hate. I am purely here to write character x reader content, NOT character x character content.