#tis the tism

[conkers-thecosy]

Listen, I don't mean to be rude.

...That's it, that's the post!

I don't mean to be rude, I'm just autistic. It's right there in my bio. I get cadence and tone wrong sometimes, I misunderstand social cues, I laugh inappropriately, I can be painfully direct, and I’m embarrassingly earnest sometimes, but I genuinely don't ever want or mean to upset anyone, or make folks feel uncomfortable. Do tell me if I've upset you, and I promise I'll do my best to improve and not make the same mistake again. If you think I'm being rude, I can guarantee that's not my intention, and I would truly appreciate correction from you because I honest to goodness have no idea that what I've said or done could be construed that way.

Anyway, I just wanted to float that out into the void.

Thanks!

[ohara-n-brown]

Fuck it imma start weaponizing Autistic stereotypes like they're swords.

You want to infantalize me? Psyche I'm Sherlock Holmes now. You're Watson. How does it feel? 🤨

You wanna overanalyze my Autistic traits?? Okay I'm House now. I'm smarter than you. I'm psychoanalyzing you back. Since we're playing doctor now. Let's unpack YOUR neurotype shall we

Walking around like a completely unmasked Wednesday Adams. No expression whatsoever. Laughing at a joke? Never heard of it. Main Character syndrome? I don't care. I'm weird? Obviously. I'm cringe? A ridiculous concept made for shallow people.

If that's what you think we are, I'd rather that over the infantalizing overanalyzing bullshit ngl

Cause in Sherlock and House everyone around them seems to understand that this person doesn't communicate like them so just let them be as they are

Like it'll always baffle me that neurotypicals will wrongly have all these autistic characters who are savant like geniuses with asshole egos and no time for your bullshit

And then they get around actual autistic people and never consider 'hey maybe this person is smarter than me. hey maybe this person just doesn't find me amusing. hey maybe this person is really observant, or really talented, or knowledgeable, or monotone BECAUSE THEY'RE AUTISTIC'

It's like they can't put two and two together. It's like they cannot connect the two.

Its like autistics only have the potential to be funny and smooth and cool on TV. No more.

I'm reclaiming the narrative. I'm Sheldon Cooper now. You will listen to my infodump. You will listen to my bad jokes!!! Bazinga bitch!!!! 😩

[thecheddarclown]

Me after realizing I just went on a nonstop hour and a half rant about the undertale lore to my family

[spenjelly]

Autism thing #476

People often think your favorites are strange. Not because of your choice, but because you’ve given it enough thought to have one.

[supernaturalkickparty]

Bedtime with my child is always something lol

His dad is off today and tomorrow so he was blunt and asked him to leave lol

"Daddy, this is mine and mommy's bedtime, see you in the morning" lolol

My husband works overnight and when we're getting ready for bed he's usually getting ready for work.

Bedtime with my child has a specific routine that we can't deviate from or all hell breaks loose.

Part of the bedtime routine is carrying him, rocking him, and singing him to sleep to the same songs night after night while he has his green and blue lights on because that mellows him out.

My child is 3 ft 7 and weighs 45 pounds but he still thinks he's baby.

I'm 5 ft 1 and have arms like limp noodles but I do this night after night and he sleeps through the whole night.

Anyway I'm just here sitting up in bed with him laying on me and I'm in my feels and I honestly do miss when he was baby baby.

[daemonzephyr]

Been playing Stardew Valley Expanded for hours and I was truly in hyperfocus mode but then my stomach started growling and I couldn't ignore it, so I forced myself to go make food. The food was great, but now my hyperfocus has been interrupted, and I have no desire to go back to playing Stardew 😭

[imightbeobsessedwithsocks]

On phone with friend.

Friend: I think I need to go so I can call so and so

Me: are you telling me you need to go so you can call so and so?

[queerlyloud]

Sometimes you randomly hear a song that permanently changes your brain chemistry, and then you're listening to the same album on repeat for at least three weeks and then you add it into all your playlists so you hear it in bits and pieces over and over again for the rest of your life and idk man, sometimes being autistic is fuckin great

[tinylilemrys]

OK here's the thing fizzy water taste like TV static in the best way

For sure. It's the sensation that's the selling point for me. I generally just drink tap water, but if I have the choice between bottled waters, I'm always going to go with fizzy.

[ricky-tiki-tah]

Me: Shawn or Ricky (they/he)

My AO3:

AU stuff (in the tags):

Claire & The Winchesters AU

Glamrock Freddy Through The Ball Pit AU Ask the FazFam questions!

The Egos (ego au mostly)

Abby + Dave (a fnaf movie/teos crossover)

Always open to questions for characters (egos, fnaf, spn)

Base blog is @tick-tock-time-crew

[conkers-thecosy]

Just a wee update 💛

Wanted to apologise for how spacey I've been lately. I know there are folks I normally talk to more often, and I have unanswered messages and asks and comments all over the place, and this isn't an excuse or anything, but I'm really struggling with a case of autistic burnout right now. I'm finding it hard day to day to have the spoons I need for just living life, I had two meltdowns earlier in the week, and honestly I'm just exhausted.

I've taken a day of impromptu holiday this coming Monday so I have a long weekend to rest and recover, and tbh I already knew I was on the edge of this last week, which is why I warned at the end of the last chapter of BTTW that I was planning a break.

Please be patient with me, and know that if you're not seeing me around or hearing from me in a way you would usually, it's not personal. I'm just hibernating a bit 💛

Love you xx

[monochrome-sunsets]

my sister: you love sorting. sort these candies.

me, already sorting them by color: you can't command me to sort and expect me to just do it. i'm not a dog.

[riverofempathy]

*gasp* Wait so Charles Wallace from A Wrinkle In Time is autistic then!!!

AUTISM RULES.

[lopsidedghoul]

gonna make a hannigram christmas ornament later

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

Sometimes I get hit with names for future pets out of nowhere (although in this case the potential need for a name is a bit more real)

So far I've been very good at naming the pets that I have named. Even tho I named them while they were kittens and I didn't know anything about their personalities both mercedes and harleys names fit them extremely well

Now mercedes name came from my moms first cat. Also a calico. I never met this cat as she died before I was born (she had some rare disorder and wasn't very old) and when we got my mercedes I had actually been considering an all white kitten in the litter before I noticed the tiny calico. But the second I saw her I knew she was mine and that her name was mercedes like my moms old cat that I'd heard stories of my whole life. (According to my mom that name fit my mercedes much better than it did her first cat)

Id had harleys name picked out for years. I decided in middle school that I would have a cat named harley one day. I spent many years seeing cats and pictures of cats (specifically calico cats) but it wasnt until I saw harley that I knew I'd found the cat for that name. Her name fits her perfectly.

Layla came with her name. If id thought of something that suited her better I wouldve suggested it but it fit her pretty well. Chewby also came with her name. Its not a name I probably wouldve come up with but it definitely fits her (chewby chews)

But I have an ever growing list of names for future pets and they all are for specific breeds (or coat colors in regards to cats)

Kaia will be a German shepherd. Specifically a long haired one.

Skye for a border collie

Salem for a black cat (because of course)

But recently I was hit with a name for a pitbull as a couple of my dads friends pits are gonna have puppies

Rebel

Which is funny that thats the name that popped into my head

Cuz my cats name is harley

And rebel is the name of a model of motorcycle made by Honda and is the type of bike I was considering when I wanted a motorcycle

This was not intentional

Going with harley after mercedes very much was

But I hadnt thought about wanting a bike in years

Meaning I hadnt thought about that specific bike in years

But THATS what hit me for a dog name

Anyway

[jimotheyy]

yo, favourite Tyler album?

ok so, my personal favourite is flower boy, but his best album is Igor

Here's my ranking of his albums

flower boy (FAV SONG: I ain't got time)

Igor (FAV SONG: gone, gone/thank you)

Cmiygl (FAV SONG: Corso)

Wolf (FAV SONG: Tamale)

Cherry Bomb (FAV SONG: CHERRY BOMB)

Bastard (FAV SONG: none of them, I'd rather throw up than listen to it)

Goblin (FAV SONG: again, none of them)

I could probably go on a 5 hour rant about Tylers music cause there's just so much to talk about