#tired groans

[mumblelard]

happy pomelo day imaginary constructs

[girldriveroscar]

oscar hauling 22.5 kg with his neck bc i need extra gym motivation td

[melodic-haze]

ok wait now I got an idea LMAO. Sucking off loser!gamer arle under the desk :p

Ughbvg omg GAMER ARLE IS SMTH I NEVER THOUGHT OF....... OH MYG OODNESS..............😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 she probably takes it so seriously too like girl chill 😭

Her in game vc trying to command her team and give strategy and initially she DOES concentrate and is getting hella wins.....but then she clocks you going under her desk and she asks you what you're doing (even offered her lap as a makeshift seat if you wanted to watch her, to which really you can't just NOT laugh). And THEN she fucking feels you

GODDD think about how she'd try soooo hard to keep her voice level and not breathless bc really she SHOULD push you off, but your hands feel way too good on her cock and she just wants more from you—she always wants more when it's you, greedy BITCH❗️❗️❗️❗️ Then you take her in your mouth and properly suck her off and by some point she can't take it and mutes herself before putting her hands on your head as she pleads for you to let her cum in your mouth :((((( whether you let her bc such an ADORABLE sight is so rare for this loser girlfail or you hold off until she gets you another win is your choice 🥰

Wkuldn't it be funny if she was playing with the other Harbingers though. And she MISSES the mute button 💀 OR ALTERNATIVELY......the female Harbingers specifically and/or some of the other women 😋 HAHAHAHA

[should-david-be-there]

david tennant w just a regular, completely normal, definitely not a stooge, audience member/hen party member/international tourist/loud snack eater/stalls row j seat 1 occupant

[im14andivebeen14foramonth]

I like to think about how pony implies/thinks the gang does care about it but cares about the rest of the gang in the book.

Chat I like to think they all read his essay and were like “huh? What are you talking about? We care so much??”

YES FR!!!

I just know that everyone besides darry and pony were rolling their eyes sooo hard whenever they saw pony writing about darry hating him too

[techmomma]

do you think when chilchuck pees he does the old man slap against the urinal wall

[inspiteofganon]

@bloobluebloo replied to your post “@aspen-of-the-gentry replied to your post “Another...”:

The problem is that Nintendo didn't really think of any of this when they created the Gerudo apart from lifting the most basic of orientalist stereotypes when it comes to the harem in designing them as eyecandy. So, to be honest, I think its perfectly acceptable and encouraged to make hcs that step out of canon when its initial representation is steeped in racism, misogyny and transphobia tbh

​TRUE. It's pretty embarrassing that the thought process that went into them was so shallow that they didn't even consider all the implications. It's not the '90s anymore... do better!

I do feel like I'm losing my marbles a wee bit when people act like their interpretations are canon though. As if I don't have to memorize an entirely new set of rules and information every time I engage with a fanwork that has its own interpretation of the gerudo that mismatches canon by enough-- which isn't a huge ask of a reader/viewer, but it adds up over time precisely because so many people want to fix the gerudo. Like, it's NOT obvious!! You (as in fanartists in question) made "that" (whatever "it" is) up independently of the canon and you have to keep talking/creating if you want me to have the slightest idea what you're on about and think it worthy of accepting!! The "fandom fixer-upper" pattern of flawed canon things having their main appeal being that they must be completely rebuilt by randoms because they have a nugget of coolness under the trash makes me dissolve into slime. BUT I DIGRESS...

It IS perfectly acceptable and encourage-able. The canon is racist, misogynist, and transphobic to a cringe degree, and it can be rather dubious if one enjoys leaning into all that by too much. I like seeing what people come up with to try and do the gerudo justice and make them more than just an uncomfortable orientalistic fantasy. Because they could be! I want them to be. If anything, people don't talk enough about how they want to change the gerudo. Goodness knows I'm trying in my own little corner to be more bold with them.

Wish that Nintendo cared enough to do that work for us so we could all get on the same page.

[pseudosis]

My goodness I’ve been having brainrot about how Zuko would teach the kids firebending forms and train them when they want it. He would be open to teaching the kids and their friends if they’d like in his free time outside of being the Firelord. And even when he doesn’t, he would try to get all of his work done as fast and as much as possible so that he can teach them and be just an overall doting father and sensei.

As soon as they get done learning how to lightningbend or redirect it, he takes them all out to the town to celebrate with some mochi.

[knifeslidez]

someone should get me food

[queen-scribbles]

I am. so tired. of Delilah Briarwood

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

I was rewatching The Stone Forest and I really like to think that Hilda had to pass by the Bell Keeper’s outpost on her way out of the city limits. I like to think that idiot looked at what was happening, shrugged, and said ‘eh, she’s the scariest thing out there’

[aesethewitch]

Man. I can't tell if it's the shitty sleep or what, but I've been fighting with these recipe pages for days now and they're still just. not good.

[faytelumos]

I'm gonna start a collection of character questions that actually help me when trying to flesh out a character. These'll be for characters you already have standing out in the open in your head, but who need more development before they get mixed into the fray.

If you want to use this as a questionnaire, always remember that you don't have to answer every question to get to know your character. Even just one or two answers to yourself can be enough.

Character Development Questions

Basic-ish:

Do they have any distinguishing features? (the way they look, the sound of their voice, the way they smell?)

About how old are they?

What's their gender? Sexuality? Are they open or closeted?

What is their ethnicity/cultural identity?

What was their socioeconomic class as a child? And as an adult?

What's their role in the story?

What is their primary Want? Do they need it?

Family and Relationships:

What was their parent/guardian situation growing up?

If they're an adult, what is their relationship with their parent/guardian now?

Do they have siblings? If they're adults, how close are they now?

Do they have children? How old were they when they had their first? Who helped raise them?

What kind of influence are their friends on them?

How easily do they make friends and why?

What traits do they find attractive in a friend?

How do they treat strangers/acquaintances? People they like? People they don't like? Coworkers?

Personality:

One word to describe their general/default mood.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how introverted are they? Extroverted? Pessimistic? Optimistic?

How would they describe not liking a food out loud?

And in prose?

How would they describe not liking a person, out loud and in prose?

What is their favorite place and why?

What is something that stresses them out?

What is something that relaxes them?

What truly scares them?

What is something that would make them happy/excited?

How do they react to physical pain?

How do they cope? (comedy, ranting, art?)

What embarrasses them?

What are they proud of?

What's their biggest strength? Their biggest weakness? (they can be the same thing)

Additional History:

What are their most prominent memories?

Have they ever lost a pet, family member, or friend? How old were they?

Did they move around as a kid?

Did their parent/guardian/community support their interests as a kid? Were they taught to hold themselves to a particular standard or expectation?

More Detailed Personality:

How do they react when forced to do something they don't want to? Could be forced physically or by circumstance.

If money, time, and consequences were no object, what would their perfect day be?

How much time do they spend on their appearance every day? Do they spend more or less money on their appearance then "average"? (don't look it up; it's a vibe check)

Who would they turn to for help? Is it always the same person? On a danger/severity scale of 1 to 10, at what point do they start asking for help? At what point do they stop asking for help? Is this one section or do they flip multiple times as the severity increases? Does this scale change depending on who's around/available?

Just For Funsies:

If they were in a coffee shop AU, would they be the barista, the customer, or the manager?

Do they know any tricks? (juggling, cartwheels, yoyo, dirt bike?)

If they were here with us, what shows/movies/books/games might they like?

What does the inside of their fridge look like? What about their workspace?

[killerandhealerqueen]

My mother just gave me a lecture on my foul mouth, saying it makes you sound unintelligent or stupid and that “people who have master degrees don’t curse/talk like that”.

Um...wrong on multiple fucking accounts.  Everyone in my master’s degree program fucking swears.  Even the professors.  All of the Ph.D. students swear.  All of the master students swear.  Swearing does not make you a bad person nor does it make you sound unintelligent.  I know a lot of super smart teachers who cuss like sailors. 

Honestly, my parents just don’t like swearing.  They were raised to not swear and my mom says that fixing my mouth will help me in the long run.  Um...ma’am.  I know how to be professional.  I know how to control my mouth around my superiors and supervisors and know how to sound, as you say, “smart”.  I also know how to gauge a situation and room to know when to show my true personality and my work personality.

So...she wants me to fix my mouth.  Fine.  I’ll fix it around you and not swear anymore.  But I ain’t gonna stop swearing.  Nice try though

[canisonicscrewyou]

Everyone say Two More Weeks Of Tourist Season with me.