#tina chen/rk900

[aghostinmyownmachine]

these things I don't know about myself

Rating: M

Archive Warning: None

Category: F/M

Fandom: Detroit: Become Human

Relationship: RK900/Tina Chen

Characters: RK900, Tina Chen

His name is a complex thing. Tina complicates it and Tina simplifies it.

[reedeemable]

The DPD trying to make Gavin look up from his phone.

[peskellence]

he's just ken (and he's enough)

[detroitbecomefandom]

Gavin, recovering in the hospital: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god.

Tina: *smacks him upside the head*

Nines: *frantically scouring his database to find out what a "vibe check" is*

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker

Fowler: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Connor: ...I did. I broke it.

Fowler: No. No you didn't. Nines?

Nines: Don't look at me. Look at Gavin.

Gavin: What?! I didn't break it.

Nines: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Gavin: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Nines: Suspicious.

Gavin: No, it's not!

Chris: If it matters, probably not, but Tina was the last one to use it.

Tina: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Chis: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Tina: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Chris!

Connor: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Fowler.

Fowler: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Gavin: Fowler... Hank's been awfully quiet.

Hank: rEALLY?!

Everyone starts arguing

Fowler, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Fowler: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Fowler:

Fowler: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[shadowgale96]

Detroit Become Human Computer Shit Posts

[make-sterek-canon]

EXCLUSIVE LOOK at the SCRIPT for the animated Reed900 series 👀🤭

[gavinisqueer]

Gavin: I'm entirely straight.

Tina: I literally saw you making out with a man yesterday.

Gavin: A *straight* man.

-

Connor: You're straight now?

Nines: *shrugs* I am also not a man, he can draw whatever conclusions he wants.

[dragons-in-spaceee]

this is so silly but also one of the best things I’ve ever drawn

@sadmushroomgoblin @noworneverphantom <3

[paintedimagery]

part 2

[mooseonahunt]

[platonic]

Tina and Nines go to a bar, and Tina has Nines run background checks on people she’s interested in. This includes their social media accounts, of course.

[reedeemable]

Nines: I have an announcement. Detective Reed and I are together

Tina: I already knew that

Hank: Yeah, so did I. You guys have been an item since day one.

Gavin: Wait, we only started dating a week ago

Tina: Then what the hell was going on with you two before?

Gavin: …

Nines: …

[allegedlyanandroid]

Gavin, after winning yet another sparring session at the DPD: Alright, so which one of you assholes are next?

Nines, towering over them, cracking his knuckles as he approaches: Me.

Tina: Oh, you're about to get fuuucked.

Gavin: ...god, I hope so 👀

Tina: Really, Gavin? Him?

Gavin: As if your taste in men is any better.

[detroitbecomefandom]

Gavin: I was hexting Nines last night

Tina: You were what??

Gavin: "Hate texting". Like sexting but with hateful intentions

Tina:

Tina: I almost wish you didn't explain it

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

When the Squad drops food

Chris: Eh, oh well.

Tina: FIVE-SECONDS RULE!

Gavin: PHUCK!

Nines: *just gets more food*

Hank: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*

Connor: *licks the food off the ground*

[phcking-detective]

Nines: How do you mortal beings cope with mortality?

Gavin: violent outbursts

Tina: general sluttiness