#timstamps

[capitalisticveins]

KILARTH MAC COME BAAAACK

[freakinator]

[Wemmbu is sword-spamming Zam while he is being attacked by PZE guards]

Zam: "You think targetting me is gonna do anything?"

Will (overlapping): "Zam. Be so careful, Zam."

Zam (overlapping): "Do you really think targetting me is gonna do anything?"

Zam: [laughs]

[minhosblr]

If I drop a lot of Minho gifs at some point, this is why lmao

[svtskneecaps]

EVERYONE IS LIVEBLOGGING THE TELEVNOVELA AND I HAVE YET TO SEE SOMEONE MENTION THE WACK ASS UNCONTEXTUALIZABLE CONVERSATION BAGHERA AND MAX HAD FT. FOREVER I'M CRYING

[trioxina245]

Front cover for Battletoads (NES) [Rare, 1991], airbrushed artworks by Tim Stamper

[ofwrxth]

In the split second from the woman grabbing the gun to pointing it at them, Elliot moves between her and Isla. His only thought is of keeping Isla, and their child, safe. "Alright." He says calmly despite the rapid rise and fall of his chest in the aftermath of their altercation. His hands are raised and he nods at her. "We'll give you the meds, you ain't gotta keep waving that thing around." There's something about the way she speaks that kindles a memory at the back of his mind. The cadence is familiar, like he's heard it back in town. Visser. The name prompts a series of memories from years ago. "You're a Visser." He says, mentally cursing at their luck. He'd have had better luck running into Jack out here.

Elliot resists the urge to look back at Isla, already interpreting her tone and inferring what sort of expression she's making. But he doesn't turn to look at her, eye firmly trained on the gun as he nods at the other wolf. "I think this is a misunderstandin' – some of your pack is back where we are." He gestures at himself and Isla behind. "I can give you more information, but Ima ask you to lower that. I ain't gonna do anything." Elliot moves slowly, spotting his discarded pack on the floor beside him. "I'm just gonna kick this over to you, alright?" She seems more of a pull the trigger first-ask questions later sort so he makes his movements as deliberate as possible to send the pack sliding across the floor. @gloriouswhispers

violence is the same breathing to a visser wolf. taught in the same way as first steps and no denouncement of the pack can rid of it. fi might be slowed from her wound, but every ounce of adrenaline pushes her through the pain and discomfort. and every punch that the other wolf lands is met by a grit of her teeth and a return of her own fists. it's a thrashing between the two of them, moving like a blur through the small space that constricts the damage they both intend to do to one another.

she loses the upper hand quickly, collapsing with the other in a frustrated yell of anger and defeat. and she can do nothing but tense at the punches to her stomach, shouting out in both pain and a rage that she hopes to harness. it's automatic for her to reach for the gun, fingertips splaying to inch herself closer but then she's brought up again. and when her back collides to the shelves, she's reminded of her wound. but she can't stop.

fi charges again at full speed. fast enough where she relies on his instincts to prepare himself. it's only the last second before impact that she lets herself drop to the ground so she can slide for the gun. retrieving the weapon with the distinctive click as she sweeps the aim between the two wolves. her breaths are sharp, every bruise and break ignited through her body. 'i have silver bullets!' she shouts, coarse and raw as she studies the two of them and her finger hovers over the trigger. 'i just want fucking meds!' another furious yell to demand their attention is kept to her, as her free hand places over her painful waist. 'you will give me them, the ones you took.' she waves the gun towards the woman's bag. 'and i will leave and no one dies. yes?' fi's eyes lock with a sternness to the man, a fidget of her gun in her hold as she blinks. and blinks again. 'you.' she nods to him, voice as firm as her eyes. 'i know you.' her mind is flashing through certain memories, dissecting the years of alone compared to the lesser time spent with others. it takes a moment, before revelation only hardens her gaze further along with the grip of the gun. 'colorado.' fi prompts him to remember because for her, it was the beginning of the end. 'cross.'

[brittie-frog]

UPDATED Run through of all the demon lore on Tina's 14 hour stream (and some funny moments and only half timstamped because im lazy and doing this for the second time):

- Tina flew for the first time confused, questioned if she was a god and pretended to be an angel to Etoiles

8:10:40 - started flying again and put on an echo-y voice and then a deep voice as she threatened Etoiles for diamonds but still confused why she could fly

- recklessly flying around and most times the echo voice was put on (demon voice??)

(8:35:00 Troubleshooting her demon voice and also states that apparently the flying wasn't planned and she has no clue whats happening)

8:39:40 - let the flying get to her head in that she'll be stronger and better than everyone else because she "forgot how good it feels" to be herself

(angel wings are faster than demon wings apparently)

- flew back to her house - insulting Cellbit's house and threatening him and being possessive of Bagi before realising how possessive she was being and decided not to be demon mode anymore

(Asked the updates admin not to tell others so she could keep the flying because she's a good guy)

(8:54-10:04 break of making a gift box for Empanada and just hanging around)

10:04:50 - she lost empanada and began to fly around and use the demon voice to find her and when Em questioned her flying Tina tried to move the situation on

10:18:35 - suddenly went into cinematic mode where it darkens on top and bottom with a bright spot in the middle in the shape of an eye then it kept flicking on and off and she promised not to do "it" again

- "No watchers necessary" the fuck does that mean

- a ring of fire started to form around her and Em and she begins to threaten the air and say she's has no intention of going home

- shouting that she shouldn't have spread her wings but she's not going home - is being threatened for flying and they've come to drag her back to hell as punishment

- got given a key called "you" and belives that the threat was also extended to the people she loves (Em and Bagi) so wants them to be fully protected

- mentions she has wings and is given a teared feather

- em is excited and wants to go flying but apparently its a "great sin" that comes with trauma and baggage

- "they don't like my type of flying, birds only I guess" hell linked to the federation?? Evil cuca??

- mouse can be told and Tina wants her there but BBH is a bottom of the barrel/last option because she gets annoyed by him (doesn't know if mouse fell or was born demon)

- it's a last ditch option to turn Em into a demon to survive but Tina doesn't know how to do that (if she fails to save Em "God so help [her]")

- giant fire appears on top of the hill and she comments how unforgiving and cruel they are because she's been the best (out of the demons??) And she's promised not to do it again but they're still taunting her

- chat and Tina get jump scared by an enderman

- doesn't want Em to tell Bagi but she will tell her she's a demon in either a month, year or century because she's surely awake or alive at somepoint

10:52:50 - Tina calls for a pause/cut so she can eat

10:56:56- got the shit scared out of her by the sudden appearance of a vat of acid in the lake (Em couldn't see but heard the burning)

(Em got Bad Omen for an hour and 30 and Tina fished up neptunium)

11:08:20 - a tree is lit on fire across the water and Em tells tina after it finishes but it starts again so she can see

- cinematic mode comes back and she begins to complain in demon voice to the "big guy downstairs" and doesn't know what the eye shape means questioning whether they're looking through her eyes

("Spending my Saturday night with my child" it's Thursday morning???)

- fire appears on the land across from the dock with a floating crown that then disappears before the fire

- quickly flies up a bit before settling and saying "interesting" - testing if there is immediate punishment??

11:17:42 - got the achievement "Who's da New King of Hell?" With an image of the crown from before and the step backwards and be lit on fire and tells the "dumb bitches" that she's not coming back

(Ben_Fox_ that was not the time but it was funny as fuck and you had an excuse)

- doesn't want Em to hang out with Mouse too much now - maybe doesn't know if mouse would also be contacted and how she would react?? Saving Em from more danger??

(Tina's scared that her lore could hurt Em and it can't happen because she only has one life)

11:41:15 - Em's favourite creature is a moloch and since she likes fire Tina wonders if she can live with her (in hell??? She'll have to eventually go back??)

11:50:11 - Tina mentions that Em "could be happy there" while she's staring at her Moloch pet/child - maybe if she took Em to hell she'd be safe than in the overworld

11:56:39 - tina tells Em to kill the bees' bloodline and praises her for her bloodlust and then uses her calm demonic voice to call her over to start fishing (the demon power is going to her head and its scaring her child...)

- Tina is now incredibly paranoid about everything

12:24:03 - Em disappeared and Tina immediately panicked and used her demon voice (but she just went to name her moloch Aelia) and then flew up a little - possibly to see if they would come back/she would be punished??

- started accidentally flying again while cutting trees but because nothing happened she continued to because it was easier

12:38:16 - Em tells Tina about her accidental trip to the Nether and Tina tells her not to go again because she doesn't want her to get hurt and she get get stronger if she hangs out with Uncle Bad a bit

(When Empanada goes off to put torches around Tina begins playing No More Birthdays by Sophie May and has canonically said this is how q!Tina feels about Em)

- was using her demon voice to compliment Em but then was messing around with the settings to make it high pitched

(Tina wants a lasso - take her daughter flying??? Please!!)

13:17:11 - realised that she had Speed for like 10 seconds and she doesn't know whether it's her "demon-like reflexes" or the pie but she didn't get it before so definitely demon shit

13:18:01 - accidentally flies again and then in demon voices says she's "changing" - return of her demon powers she can no longer suppress!!

(13:21:37 Met the English Bunny (his language was set to Portuguese, Xaninho/Agent 18??) That Em couldn't see and later named him Donny/Don-Don/Ronny)

13:27:55/13:30:47 - told Donny that the soul lanterns in her house weren't oil but lost souls she had collected but their not the ones of the people she's killed and used her demon voice scaring them

(Em nodding along to Tina talking about Ronny's appearance while not being able to see them and then proceed to fake sleep)

13:43:44 - Ronny finds the comments about fire and souls concerning so he questions the soul lanterns more and Tina explains they're not necessarily dead people but wandering souls kind of like catching fireflies

(Ronny tries to start shit between Tina and Bagi over the Giraffe and Tina threatens with her demon voice and is told to calm down)

14:10:48 - despite saying multiple times that she needs to only use her flying when needed she starts flying around Em again and then when Em gets her horse put Tina starts flying a few times to catch up/accidentally (really only stopping because Foolish was in chat)

[fuck-customers]

PSA for customers who want to do curbside pickup: we can see when you've arrived in the app. It all has timstamps.

This entitled bitch pushed her way to my register, all huffy because she "is disabled and has been waiting for her order for over 20 minutes." Ok. I get her order information and give it to her. I then check in the curbside app to see if she actually did do a curbside.

She did. She also was "waiting less than 1 minute" That's a literal notification that our app will give us. There's no need to lie.

[seonghwasblr]

I might have timstamps for a Taehyun set I never got around to making...

[3rddimension]

hi! this is slightly non-shourtney related but i'm wondering if anyone who reads this has the smosh twitch vod where they film try not to laugh #81??? was looking for the shourtney stream compilation and couldn't find any clips of that one :(

It's in the stream comp but not the whole thing. Timstamp on 5:54

[winterswrandomness]

[ID: a reddit comment by "FiveIronFantastic", timestamped as being from 7 years ago, with 356 upvotes. It reads "Are you actually equilateral, or is one of your sides just a teensy bit longer than the other two?"

There's a reply from the OP, "_billcipher" whose name is in all caps, timstamped for 7 years ago. It reads "thats a sick question you pervert" in all caps. It has 763 upvotes and 1 award. /End ID]

been looking at the old Bill Cipher reddit AMA and there's so much gold but this is by far my absolute favorite

[aangelinakii]

masterlist 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 !

( stranger things blog )

masterlist one , masterlist two

series

the comfort playlist series

cute things they'd do in a relationship

reactions

ateez

stray kids

nct dream

timestamps

ateez

nct dream

[nomintokki]

9pm | Na Jaemin

You were scrolling through your stan twitter while sitting on the kitchen counter as you wait for your dinner. You cant help it but laugh at the delusional fans screaming in the TL because of Jaemin's new selca.

"Y/n why are you smirking it is creeping me out" Jaemin said as he observes you from the kitchen. You let out a small chuckle and showed him your phone. "Look at your fans lol they thought you were dating your co-actor on your drama hahahahahah". He smiles and smirked as he read the comments. "Sometimes our nctzens are cute and hilarious". He brought out his phone and will probably send a bubble to his fans. After he typed he shoved his phone to his pocket and brought his eyes to look at you. "Y/n i love how you're unbothered by my dating rummors". You smiled and responded "ofcourse I trust you, unless..." his eyes grew and brought his arms around you "Im loyal to you, y/n". He said it with full sincerity and his puppy eyes that you adored. You smiled at his antics and said "i know, now go back to cookong our dinner my tummy is now grumbling". He laughed and turned his face back to his ramen that was boiling.

[minhosblr]

Stopping for today, but I'll continue trying to get it to work tomorrow.. (I have 12 Minho timstamps screaming to be giffed. I need to get it to work 😤)

Tried re-downloading vapoursynth and now it simply won't work :(

[dolliedarlin]

haikyuu | bokuto k. ⏤12:35

not proofread ; please excuse all grammar and spelling mistakes

msby!bokuto x wife reader who wins the hearts of all bokuto's fans and becomes infamous

It’s no secret that Bokuto Kotaro has a wife, in fact, his entire fandom keeps an active lookout for you whenever they attend his games. You made your debut as soon as you finally became your own boss and had the freedom to delegate your time candidly. With that privilege you worked hard for, you attend your first MSBY game to cheer on your vivacious husband. Most of the attention was on the game until the victory of MSBY was secured by Bokuto through a powerful spike. 

As soon as it was over and the teams shook hands, Bokuto ran up to you with a victorious shout. 

“Baby! We won!”

“You did amazing, sweetheart! I’m so proud of you!” In the VIP seat, you stand to blow him a kiss which he catches in the air and proceeds to kiss his hand. 

“It’s all thanks to you,” Bokuto replies with a wide grin that sends your heart racing. The two of you were in your own world, having a moment not knowing the chaos you just set off.

The sweet interaction you and your husband had was captured in a short video and immediately went viral online hours after the match. Many gushed about your cute relationship whilst others theorised about whether you were just his girlfriend or his wife because the quality of the video made it unclear whether you were wearing a ring or not. 

You never intended to become famous but through your relationship with Bokuto and never miss any of his games from then on, you’ve become an idol of your own amongst the volleyball community. As Bokuto’s wife, his fans have grown to adore you with some even going to games just to see you, holding up banners with your face and name on them. 

Fashionable, elegant and sweet, you show up to every game wearing such iconic clothing, you’ve started to make an impact in the fashion industry too. One time you come in an elegant dress with flawless, natural make-up and minimal accessories whereas other times, you would attend matches with no make, in an oversized sweater, sweatpants and sneakers. The fandom has concluded that you are a fashion icon, who can pull off any aesthetic and many strive to pull off the same ethereal aura as you.

Everyone can see the chemistry and love between you and your husband and created a separate fandom centred around shipping the two of you. There are multiple fanclub accounts on Twitter, Instagram and any other social media that takes pictures and videos of moments they have together, keeping up with all of your posts on social media - it’s all really cute. 

Both Bokuto and you find it really adorable and appreciate all the love and support from the fans and provide them with all the fanservice they fawn over. Whether it’s a kiss on the cheek, a tight hug or an instagram live you two host answering questions or playing a soft, competitive game against one another, all in good fun. It’s heartwarming to see the incredible amount of support for your relationship and it’s an ego boost every time you see a comment saying how perfect you two are as a couple. 

“They love you, babe,” Kotaro smiles, hugging you from behind as you scroll through the social media posts taking clips and gushing about the adorable moments you had on your recent instagram live. 

“Only because you’re already so famous,”

“No no,” he kisses the column of your neck and fondly whispers against your soft skin, “they love you because you’re you and you’re just addictive,”

“Stop it you tease!”

Naturally, despite the overwhelming support, there are always going to be those who don’t appreciate your relationship and will do or say anything to bring you down. Bokuto, in a rare tone of seriousness, after a particularly horrible campaign against you, made it clear that anyone who oversteps boundaries, becomes too invasive or doesn’t show you the respect you deserve will not be tolerated. It doesn’t just concern online activities but real-life activities too. There was no need for concern, however, because you have the entire black jackals team as your bodyguards. They practically (primarily Hinata and Atsumu) threw a fit when they realised Bokuto had kept you a secret this whole time and his only response was, “No one asked if I was married so I didn’t think to say anything,”. Nevertheless, not only does the fandom adore you, but so do your husband’s teammates. You often tease Bokuto that his teammates like you more than him at times. 

You become so famous and there are so many good pictures of you with fans raving about how beautiful you are online that a petition was created for you to be scouted by a modelling agency. You had actually seen the online petition and you had a good giggle about it with Bokuto, believing that it was all just for fun until it an actual modelling agency contacted you. Now, not only were you a successful businesswoman but a model too. 

“I expect nothing less of my beautiful wife,” Bokuto hums in contentment as he cuddles up against you in bed. 

“What do you mean?”

“I mean there’s nothing you can’t do…” Kotaro muses, fatigue staining his voice, effectively slurring his pronunciation near the end. 

“I love you, Kou,”

“Love you too…so much,”

Everyone always anticipated your presence whenever Bokuto played his games so they were surprised when you stopped attending his matches for an entire year. The majority of the fandom was disappointed to not have been able to see you - the queen to their king - as others took it as the perfect opportunity to start dragging you through the mud. Regardless, their hateful words never got too loud because the rest of the fandom defended your honour. 

‘She probably has other commitments outside of attending matches,’

‘Talk about ungrateful, we helped her become a model and she just dips on us’

‘Can’t believe I thought they were in a loving relationship when she’s no longer supporting him at his matches’

‘How do you know that?’

‘If it really was the case, why is Bokuto still always so happy?’

‘He’s more happy than usual, i’m sure there’s nothing wrong’

‘Maybe he’s just happy she’s not around,’

‘You’re reaching too much lol it’s actually laughable!’

‘If you know bokuto he loves his wife and she loves him, end of story!’

‘I miss our queen! I hope she comes back soon, healthy and safe and sound!’

‘She can take her time as long as she comes back as iconic and sweet and amazing as ever!’

You and bokuto let the drama, good and bad, carry on without much intervention because the truth will be revealed in due time and the two of you couldn’t wait. All of your friends and family know and understand your sudden disappearance, supporting your decisions all the way. 

A year after your sudden absence from Bokuto’s games, you return with a little bundle of joy in your arms and everyone loses their minds! 

‘OUR QUEEN WAS PREGNANT!’

‘So CUTE! Omg! They wore matching outfits, did you see? Our queen and her baby are always iconic!’

‘To all the people who thought they were broken up, i bet you’re crying right now and i want you to know that i am laughing at you’

Naturally, the fandom embraces the baby and is turns the baby into a new celebrity from their immense adoration fostered by Bokuto and then you and now your adorable daughter. Whenever you attend matches with your daughter, the media is always off the walls crazy with taking pictures and documenting all the cute moments, taking videos and making them go viral on tiktok and youtube, it’s come to a point where there are the normal cameras broadcasting the match playing out in addition to the photographers taking the epic picture from the sidelines but now there’s another camera just for you and the baby (and sometimes even the fans) and a photographer, dedicated to taking professional pictures of you with your baby and the cute interactions of your small family throughout the match. 

You could say that you’ve won the majority of Bokuto’s fandom over and no one would dare refute that. 

Bonus . . .

“My wife is just that amazing! Hahaha! I’m one hell of a lucky guy!” Bokuto brags in an interview, the clip of which was taken and doctored to play with a separate interview featuring you. 

“I just love my husband and want to support him the way he’s supported me ever since high school, i’m grateful his fans took a liking to me too, they’re all so sweet,”

“You and (Y/N)-chan are always such a hot topic, Bokuto-san!” Hinata gushes after the team finishes watching the viral clip of your interviews side by side.  

“Right? It’s because she’s so beautiful and awesome!” Bokuto brags nose turned up as his hands are firmly placed on his hips. 

“I swear she’s more popular than you Bokuto!” Atsumu teases with a mischievous glint in his eyes, waiting for a shout of protest and not expecting the reaction he’s met with instead.  

“Of course she is! They’d be crazy not to!”

“...He’s so down bad,”

navi.

thoughts? ; i swear bokuto and his wife would just be infamous for being the cutest couple that ever lived <3

[1024-pm]

[15:26] — jongho

your hands are so soft, i’d love to hold them forever

♡ִ🖇𓈒𓂅💎 ໋𖦹

“i’m really sorry for dragging you out here, i just needed a little walk to clear my mind but i didn’t want come alone.” you say to jongho.

“hey, don’t ever apologise, i’m always here for you when you need me to be.” he smiles and taps your elbow with his. you wasn’t feeling your best and jongho was always the one who’s make your day better, he just has his charms somehow and it always works.

your favourite place to visit was the beach, you both couldn’t care less if it was summer or winter, the beach it always was. today, it was on the cold side, which was even better because you knew there would be less people.

the two of you would simply just stroll together, very close by. you glance at jongho and admire his features secretly so he doesn’t notice, his puffy cheeks a blush red from the cold, his lips at a slight pout. you knew that you both had a thing for eachother and you knew that you’re both too shy to make the first move.

confidence suddenly takes over, you peek down to see his hands are out of his pockets, this was the perfect opportunity. you both continue walking, comfortable with eachother’s presence, you start to move your hand closer to his, and feel them brush ever so slightly, feeling the nervousness in your stomach.

jongho, as soon as he felt it, without hesitation takes your hand into his, you let out a happy, quiet sigh of relief which he seems to notice. you immediately feel warmer inside just by his touch.

“your hands are so soft, i’d love to hold them forever.” he says quietly with a shy smile. he raises his hand with yours and kisses the top of your hand and places them back down.

your stomach is exploding, head filled with many emotions, hiding it well, only showing jongho a shy smile back and squeezing his hand tighter, as you both continue to walk in comfortable silence hand in hand, wondering what will happen next.

— ♡ִ

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