#timeline woes

[creativecuteness]

Okay you guys are not going to believe this or maybe you will believe this maybe I'm just slow and this is common knowledge in the fanbase. However, I was doing my yearly mbav marathon and last night I watched The Brewed; I've always been curious on the timeline of each episode and when they take place during the year I'm a stickler for it because of my fanfiction series I always thought the gang face off against supernatural forces pretty much every week I mean the show is a monster of the week format so in my eyes it makes sense.

However, I do like to think there are slow weeks or months where nothing happens but for the most part, I like to think the gang deal with supernatural problems pretty often. And I was under the impression that season one went from late September to early November or December and season two is pretty much the same timeline unless they went back to school early since it was still warm enough to have pool parties who knows I don't love in Canada.

What I'm trying to get at here is in the Brewed Hick's said he got Latta Latte to Celebrate 100 days until Summer Vacation I've always been intrigued with that line I tried to search for an estimate of the date before a few years ago but found nothing until today.

100 days until summer vacation puts the episode in around February which is kind of insane to me but makes sense, since in the same episode Rory takes his zombie mask from the teacher's lounge and said Hick's took it from him back in September notice how he says September not last month or two months ago. (Yeah, I know that's a stretch but it's still interesting to me, let me cook.) Still the point is from the way Rory spoke it seems like he got that taken away a good while ago which was always odd to me if the episode took place during the last half of the year. But wait there's more, I found out when the gang's midterms most likely took place for episode 13.

According to Goggle, again this could be for the US only but I'm rolling with it. Midterms normally take place mid-October to mid-March (Yes, I know this should be common knowledge to many, but I've been homeschooled my entire life don't @ me.) It couldn't have been in October since the gang just stopped Jesse about a month ago and the school year would've just begun for them for the most part. Plus, in Three Geeks and a Demon which takes place a good few days before the season finale. Benny says they owned an evil tree last month referring to episode 8 Die Pod. So that puts episodes 8, 9, and maybe 10 around January to February I already established episode 11 takes place in February as well; but episodes 12 and 13 takes place in March or around that time. In other words, their adventures are a lot more spread out then I originally thought and more importantly how much supernatural insanity took place behind the scenes.

I don't know if this is entirely accurate since it's a tv show and potholes pop up all over the place if there are any inconsistencies that you can debunk let me know I'll revolute everything.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

TLDR: While doing research for future mbav fanfic entries I discovered that episode 11 takes place somewhere in February and freaked out because I thought the first season's timeline was September to around November to December. I could be super wrong though.

[aboxisonmyhead]

The beeb fic planning is going great as you can tell

[gordonsicedcoffee]

saw x (2023) dir. kevin greutert

[toast-in-a-cowboy-hat]

I know that Felix saying he doesn't like being called 'Fe' because "its short for Fiona" is probably just an excuse he's making up to avoid saying the Real Reason that his dad called him Fe, but I must say, when I first got to that section and I first heard that part, my immediate reaction was just:

[crimeronan]

"It seems like he's good for you," Camila says.

The Luz sitting at the kitchen table is certainly different from the one Camila has gotten to know over the past few months. The hope in her expression is guarded, still, like she's scared to feel anything good - but it's a thousand times better than her usual listless stare.

"He's my best friend," Luz says. Then, more cautiously, "I need him to stay here. With me."

The boy is the reason that Camila's search history has just gotten very peculiar and probably put her on a watch list. Things like Stahl's ear and oculocutaneous albinism next to unsolved missing children 2000s connecticut. That last one pulls up way too many current-day news pieces about Luz for comfort.

"Baby, I know you don't like to talk about it," Camila starts, and Luz tenses. "You don't have to answer me if you don't want to. But have you been missing him this whole time? I would have found him, mija. I know you don't like the police, I don't either. But if I needed to find a way, I'd find a way."

Luz blinks rapidly, pressing her palms to her cheeks.

"Is there anyone else you're looking for?" Camila asks, very gently, very non-judgmentally. "Maybe someone you don't want to get in trouble?"

Luz shakes her head and clears her throat. Then she smiles in the peculiar, diplomatic way that never reaches her eyes.

"I just thought he was dead," she says lightly. "Silly me. I should have remembered humans don't kill people. I got some bad intel."

"Okay," Camila says. "Do you understand why that was a concerning thing to say?"

Luz shrugs.

"He has a lot of scars," Camila adds.

Another shrug.

"Baby," she says, "I need to know at least a little bit. I can't keep guessing forever."

Luz's mouth crumples. "I'm not what you think I am," she whispers.

"That's okay." Camila takes a seat across from her, exhaling softly. "I'm all ears."

[gravedigg]

Angel Eliou Argyros, 1989 - 1998

[the-oracle-of-the-lost]

that post that's going around about hoping no one tries to work out the math for [insert scifi thing here] but it's me hoping no one tries to work out dates/character ages in my fanfic.

[themostsanebug]

doomed tma sona yaoi but they are both ACTUALLY doomed and dont end up in the same place after the eyepocalypse

[panthera-tigristigris]

Brain is itchy

[rose-of-pollux]

Is there a reason why all these great story ideas come to me when I’m at work and not when I’m on my laptop at home??

[landfilloftrash]

“Even bad men love their mommas.”

[thegreenhordes]

Blood-stained Diary - Mother's Woes

TW: Blood, mentions of self-harm, violence, untreated injury

The First Entry: My husband brought me a Diary. He said I need something to occupy my fading thoughts. Orient my fragmented mind. I think I will write, yes. To pass the time... To ignore the hunger and pain. I feel numb. The green flows through my veins and lights me up like a beacon in the night. My legs hurt, my head hurts, and I almost bit my husband in a fit of blind hunger. What is happening? I don't understand. I'm so scared, so confused. My children comfort me from beyond the bedroom door but my focus fades and all I understand is the sound of their voices, not their words. I beat at the door in the dead of night until exhaustion locks my limbs and I can rage no more. I know he keeps me here for everyone's safety. So why do I feel so angry? Why does the night awaken such beastly wrath? I'm scared. Everything hurts and I am so very, very scared. The Fifth Entry: My love feeds me all the things I used to love, all things that now make my stomach turn. Sometimes I hurt myself just to smell the blood. Sometimes he leaves a goblet of thick red on the bedside table as I sleep. I don't know where he gets it... I don't care. I'm so hungry. So hungry. My little boy spoke to me this morning. I begged him to come in, to see Mother, to hold me and to let me see him once more. I miss him, so very much. I want to tear out his throat and watch the green destroy him like it destroys me. No. No I can't think like this. I'm so tired, so hungry, so thirsty. I want to tear at the bars that keep the window sealed shut. I broke the glass, the shards still stuck in my legs. My love tried to remove them, but I couldn't control myself and I kept lunging and snapping my jaw like a rabid beast. I plucked some out myself, but I am already in so much pain that I couldn't bear it. I'm going to sleep. I'm so exhausted. The Twentieth Entry: I smell them I smell them I smell them I smell them- They're so silent, why? Why do they cower from my calls? Why do my sons not answer, why does my husband no longer visit me while I wake? The gift, the gift- I have to share the gift. They just don't understand! They would if they let me OUT. LetmeoutletmeoutletmeoutlETMEOUT. I just want to see my boys again. I'm so hungry. The Twenty-Sixth Entry: My youngest came. I stayed quiet this time. I gave him the gift, he screamed so much. He'll understand soon.. then we can spread the gift together. The Last Entry: I'm so scared of what I have become. What have I done?]

[fiuworks]

Starting IOTD Gerry is 24 and Michael is 36…I wonder what Michael thinks of that. “God Michael you’re so weird! He could be freshly out of university!” (Meanwhile Gerry: “okay yeah that’s kind of cute not going to lie...”

Basically what we’re working with here

I did think about this actually and then conceptualised a scenario in which they talk about this then go 😕😕 , both shrug and go ‘we’re both consenting adults with brains’ and move on

Also you can’t convince me Gerry went to university that man was too busy trying to hunt down and kill jurgen leitner

[greet-the-bloodless-dawn]

i'm always overthinking how to describe scent and taste when i'm writing from astarion's pov because like. the way i like to imagine vampirism works, everything smells the same, the values have just been shuffled around. blood, breath, and sweat smell sweet in that they are pleasant—because sweetness is prized by humans because it signifies a high-value food item, the same way body scents signify a high-value food item to a vampire—but still discernibly salty/ferrous/sour/whatever, such that a newly transformed spawn wouldn't have to relearn how to identify scents. but obviously, in human language, the value of a smell is often inseperable from its character. that's why "sweet" both means "sugary" and "attractive."

[boldly-sails12]

Completely distraught over Ek back on the IL… I’m going to post a pic of him everyday until he’s back to cope

Day 14/?

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

Me when I get surprised