#time to get kinky af with these two lmao)

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RECOMMENDED SEVENTEEN FICS OF NOVEMBER 2023💖

hello, hello! here are my recs for seventeen for november! hopefully these beautiful stories get more recognition as well as the writers 💝

** anything in parentheses and bolded are my thoughts that can be disregarded if needed **

🔞smut || 💔angst || 💕fluff || ✅completed || 🔄ongoing || 💯favorite

Loud Leather & Loud Thoughts || @bitchlessdino💕💔✅💯

↳ Hard to maintain a good acquaintanceship if it started off on the wrong foot, but Wonwoo tries to do just that, no matter how much you resent him from childhood. Now reunited as adults, you’re questioning whether your negative impression of him has stuck since being away or have you grown up just enough to realize how much between the two you have changed?. (bitchlessdino aint gon be bitchless no longer cause honey, i will be on my knees for your fics. biker!wonwoo is my new guilty pleasure.)

Too Much || @hannieehaee🔞💕✅💯💯

↳ after a few weeks of constant overtime work slouching over a desk, you feel as if your back is about to give out on you. fortunately for you, your best friend seungcheol is a professional masseuse! unfortunately for you, you're unsure of how you'll keep your crush on your best friend at bay while on his massage bed, ass up and oiled up. (the last time i had a massage, i swear i thought the masseuse broke my arm cause of a loud pop. scared me and the masseuse LMAO, but we okay. but can you imagine, cheols hands....im just gonna stop there. let the imagination run)

Always Only You || @honeyhotteoks🔞💕💔✅💯💯💯

↳ the date was terrible, awful even, but you just can't call your brother to pick you up. you have to call his best friend instead. (brb imma need a hot minute to relive this fic. like no joke, my ass will be in the corning if you need me. bottom line, i absolutely loved this one)

5 More Minutes || @qmrzi💕✅

↳ jihoon is working on a song before your date together and you got impatient. (he really would be the type to say 5 more minutes of work before a date. desperate times calls for desperate measures. i respect the oc's hustle.)

Bedroom Exclusive || @onlyhuis🔞💕💔✅💯

↳ seeing your boyfriend on tv kissing another girl definitely doesn't feel good, but he's got plenty of time to make it up to you. and he plans on letting you know that you're the only one on his mind. (AFTER THAT VID OF HIM IN THAT DRAMA WITH THAT ONE SCENE???? OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHILD. another fic where i had to take a moment to breathe after i finished reading it. that says a whole lot my friends.)

Just The Tip || @euphor1a🔞💕💔✅💯💯

↳ he tried his best, he really did. but lord, for how long could he control himself when you looked like a pretty, little angel, all his to ruin? (you gotta give it to mingyu for resisting the urge throughout the story. flash a titty and this man will crumble to the ground. i love it.)

Now You're Safe With Me || @thedensworld💕💔✅💯

↳ Seungcheol received several missed calls from you, and he knew they weren't just regular phone calls. (stop this bby boy will drop heaven and earth to be with his boo. lets all pray that i get a man like him.)

Spotted: Woozi At Couples Therapy? || @mphountitled🔞💕💔✅

↳ A kink confession in couple's therapy might just save your relationship (i think its safe to say that this man is lowkey kinky af. lets be real. the dudes prob kinky.)

Sweet Home || @mangocustard16💕✅

↳ Mingyu returns home after a grueling practice to find you asleep on the couch, having waited for him despite his advice not to. He lifts you into his arms, shares a loving dinner, and the two of you cuddle in each other's embrace. (god soft mingyu is cute af. SOMEONE GET ME A MINGYU PLS)

To Be In Love || @daegutowns💕✅

↳ (a lil ol fic of oc's relationship with cheol. ngl oc is literally the mom of the group now. adopted 11 other children once they got with cheol. i love that for them)

Bloodily Safe || @starlightxsvt🔞💕✅💯

↳ you have a little secret. one you are desperately hiding. yet the boy you have a crush on has figured it out. now a game of cat and mouse has begun. how do you make it out alive? (oooh child. this one. had me questioning what the heck do i read on here, but then again, i fully enjoyed it LMAO)

Clingy || @facioleeknow💕💔✅

↳ Anon Req: hi!! saw that you're taking request!! how about something like jeonghan get annoyed by the reader because he thinks reader is too clingy lately so he decided to put some distance, end up with something bad happens to reader and he regrets everything he did? angst to fluff pls thank u so much 😭🫶 (oooh mean jeonghan is lowkey my guilty pleasure. someone give me some more mean jeonghan which turns into fluff please.)

Creep || @smileysuh🔞✅💯💯💯

↳ “If the roles were reversed - if��you were a ghost bound to this apartment forever - you’re saying you wouldn’t watch me get naked every day?” He’s definitely got a point. As your eyes skim Mingyu's perfect form again, that tingle returns between your legs. There’s no reason for him to be as sexy as he is- murders aren’t the only shocking thing this man has under his belt and you can see that now.  (ngl, i hope theres gonna be a second part just about how they would like overcome(????) the hardships(?????????) idk if those are the right words. but like how they would deal with one being a ghost and all that jazz. like down the line how will that work out. BUT other than that, i honestly love their fics to god.)

Driving Lessons For Dummies || @shuaflix🔞💕✅

↳ you've finally passed your written test and gotten your permit after six failed attempts. eager to get your license while attempting to avoid overpriced driving lessons, you enlist the help of kwon soonyoung, who only requires a STIIZY pod as payment. (lowkey got a fear of driving but thats something else LMAO. i respect all of the driving teachers, cause like they risking their life essentially, so i respect hoshi for risking his life with teaching the oc driving. goodluck to my future boo cause imma be the passenger princess in the relationship.)

In Between Notes || @som1ig💕💔✅

↳ after complaining for the hundredth time to your friends, you finally manage to take time to read a book unrelated to law studies. since you can’t borrow it, you decide to leave a note on the page where you left off with a comment. the next day, when you come back to reread it, you surprisingly find a note replacing yours. someone read the same book as you and answered you. then begin an epistolary exchange through notes and book, until it suddenly stops. and no, you won’t give up until you find who your correspondent was. (minghao is such a cutie, stop. connecting through notes through a book is adorable af. literally cinderella)

Love You Twice || @toruro🔞💕💔🔄

↳ in which your extremely hot and sexy one night stand turns out to be your son’s teacher. naturally, chaos ensues, but you might just find love as your life continues to take an unexpected turn. (teacher woo is satan. dont come for me but yall know this man probably has 0 patience. no scratch that, this man has too much patience. he will wait if he has to. step daddy woo. yes pls)

Accidentally Ditching You On your Bday || @hannieehaee💔✅

↳ (title says it all. i love how i can just put myself in the oc's shoes and FEEL THE EMOTIONS. when you arent in a relationship, you through yourself in the oc shoes and live through them. that being said, them boys who "accidentally" ditch you on your birthday can choke on a piece of rice. with love.)

Petite S/O Trying to Kiss Them || @seokminded💕✅💯

↳ (its the hhu again - im short, most us females are short so we can highly relate to this struggle. LMAO)

Playfully Dodging Their Kisses || @mangocustard16💕✅💯

↳ (its the hhu but, do you hear their pouts??? you can literally hear their pouts. each any every one of them i swear to god.)

Forgetting Your B-Day || @toruro💕💔✅

↳ (there isnt a summary but - 95 line forgetting your birthday. brb let me go quickly cry, as someone who doesnt really celebrate their birthday as like a big thing since we just aging, but this would hit me hard if i was in a relationship ngl.)

Do check out all of the other seventeen fics that i have reblogged as well!!

** if there is any fics that you guys would like to recommend, please do! i am slowly running out of fics to read **

[shinra-makonoid]

To expand on that, it's mainly one dude bro who brings the toxicity with him in the group imo.

Always bragging about how he's tough and drinks alcohol and gets into fights but that he's completely fine with it all. That he fucked a lot of women blablabla and knows all about how they function because of it. He told us about a very bad medical issue that happened to him and I was like "you know... It sounds traumatizing both for your body and mind, it wouldn't be surprising at least" and he was like "no I have no issue with it uwu" dude you went into a coma and got reeducation I think it's ok to say it was a bad time in your life that left some traces.

It's exhausting (and that's without the homophobia and transphobia around I am not safe in any way that matters with the group tbh there is one friend that knows about my gayness and I'm glad he shut up about it because the first night the dudebro told us about how he beat up to blood a gay guy who groped him without his consent, and who knows what really happened there). But it's not the only thing. Because there is one attractive woman, you can feel the tension shift and change when she's here and that he's here, because he does want to fuck her and I suspect she knows but still appreciates being attractive even tho she's probably never gonna sleep with the dude.

It also creates another dynamic with another dude in the group who follows him like a puppy for teaching about how to deal with women and it's really icky.

And the sex jokes are everywhere all the time. Like sure I'm not fun and all I guess but spending two full days with people making sex jokes any time something is said is ugh. Have sex please, I am begging at that point.

It's like some highschool drama and I am too socially aware to not see it play right in front of me, and since I don't play the game I am weird af I think nobody knows what my deal is. Especially since I am honest, kind and rather peaceful, I just give up virgin dude vibes I suppose and I don't do anything to contradict this because it would mean talking about myself which I prefer not to do in general. They spoke yesterday about a couple that got a whole suitcase of sextoys and all as being "super kinky". That's their level lmao

I take rest any time the dudebro isn't here because then people are calmer in general and it's possible to have interesting conversations (about science, the game, music etc) that aren't about dude bro telling stories about his life as a manly big man dude cock (the overall IQ of the group seems to drop whenever he's here tbh). Two more days of this, I can do it. Maybe dudebro will calm down once there isn't any woman around to impress.

I hate hanging out with normies who are straight, I can't really understand a lot of what happens with them anymore at all. Being a straight male sounds so exhausting, contest to get a woman, contest to be the very best man all the time.

It's really boring, and it's kinda funny when they try to play it against me and I don't care.

The view of gender and sexuality is very boring and sad tbh. Like... Yeah... Normies.

[problematicpervertpod]

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Yaoi/Manga I’m reading/have read. Please support the artists on official websites. If you have recs or want to chat about any of these get in my messages right the fuck now my dudes. Also spoilers, also this probably doesn’t make sense to anyone but me, also I think I’m funny sorry in advance.

Dangerous Convenience Store

Tags: Ongoing, self aware lead for the most part, gangs, smut, love triangle, possessive, not rapey, seme is like the fucking hulk compared to uke, college, age gap, good art, muscular bodies, seme is adorable/romantic in sp chapters, sexual awakening, meeting the gang (in two ways!), FAINTS OF CUTENESS/HOTNESS, the memes after every chapter got me gagged, HAHE hahahahahahahahahaha, OMG DO I GET SOME CNC?! (update: short lived), we stan a vocal man (Ahjussi), thigh fucking, my mans be like my thighs hurt fuck my ass instead DECEASED, ass smacking, these memes are so good god damnit, rimming

8/10, I live for Ahjussi (Am I spelling this wrong..)

The New Employee 

-love love love

Tags: ongoing, we stan supportive boyfriends, healthy relationship, boss/employee, smut, office setting, good art, 10/10 will re-read, muscular bodies

Love Shuttle

Tags: completed, ABO, enemies to lovers, possessive, coworkers, fake relationship, strong omega, the art sucks but I like the story, art gets better after the 1st season, alphas eyes change colors when happy/anxious, muscular bodies, 7/10, update 10/10 art is meh but fml this storyline is basic af in the best way and it’s the fluff/smut I need, when you’re caught by the folks *cringe*

Hold Me Tight

Tags: ongoing, boss/employee, bodyguard, gio can’t feel heat until felix comes along, uke is strong af, horny bastards, smut, possessive, tragic childhood, moving in together right away, rich seme, felix in a bunny costume though *heart eyes*, dialogue is great, rape in a technical sense but the vibe is written like both characters are all good after? Ex. hospital scene…dub con, ART IS GREAT, hand holding during sex, 10/10 will re-read, muscular bodies

Yours to Claim 

Tags: ongoing, love triangle, Dom/sub dynamics, smut, main is big switch energy, reincarnation, jealousy, manipulative, possessive, self aware lead for the most part, toxic af, GREAT ART, college, rich semes, 10/10 will re-read and not even finished, SONOFABITCH that cliff hanger!! Season 3 come thruuuu (I have to wait until November? *cries* BUT MAH LOVE TRIANGLE!!, I want a THROUPLE GOD DAMN IT

The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

Tags: obsessed with this story, will the incense burner scenes make it?? No tags because I'll never forget this one haha wangxian 5ever, send me all fanfics/fan art you have about this story, love Dark Wangji, Jadecest, ABO/omegaverse, Bottom Wangji/Top Wei Ying, and honestly anything regarding this fandom

Bj Alex

Tags: completed, great art, 11/10 will re-read, cam boy, fanboy, seme is an asshole, uke is so sexy, jealously, rich seme, enemies to lovers kind of?, CHANWOO IS MY BOY FOR LIFE, Chanwoo MD supremacy, BDSM (like really really), fuck I love Chanwoo, college students, rich seme, emotional rollercoaster, uke soft body, mean seme, college life, that one nosy bitch ass guy trying to expose my boys needs to fuck right off, seme split/fake personality, dub con 

Anti PT

Tags: ongoing, 11/10 re-readable, porn with feelings, love triangle, jealousy, attempted non-con, personal training wink wink, main love interest is actually the best, second male lead is a god damn creep, first time, smut, great art, sex addict/constantly horny uke, I WANT A HWI, 

Related: https://www.anime-planet.com/manga/anti-pt/recommendations 

Payback

Tags: ongoing, both are psychopaths tbh, revenge, gangs, uke sells himself to seme, violent seme, entertainment industry, brunette supremacy, what this motherfucker gonna do? hehe , great art, muscular bodies, dead dove do not eat, my mans must be GOOD looking/animal magnetism cause everyone losing their fucking minds, okay this is a comedy I’m dying, he tried to scare him with wanting to be a top but my psycho said REVERSEUNO BITCH I’M A VERSE (wait jk apparently *sigh*), anonymous masked sex (sad n’ kinky)

My Suha

Tags: ongoing, wow this gets dark, possessive af like holy shit, terrible people all around uke, rape, boss/employee, office politics/family politics, smut, characters that are punchable, dead dove do not eat, *velociraptor noises*, avoided this for a while but I’m back because nothing can be more emotionally devastating than Banana Fish, TIE HIM UP, FUCK HIS FACE ALKSJD:ASKD, FUCK SUHA UR SO HOT that dirty talk though YAS, glad I picked this back up lmao, GOD DAMN IT just when the package arrived then this red head fucker *screams*

Shame Application aka Dirty Vibration

Tags: completed, friends to lovers, model seme, cute af uke, love triangle, entertainment industry, smut, kink, all kinds of sex everywhere, realized feelings, mutual pining, jealousy, rich seme, blonde seme, big brother 1984 always watching, 10/10 would re-read, porn with plot, they were roommates!, ~straight~ seme, first times, great art, remembering some cringe but considering the story it’s par for the course

Will You Subscribe

Tags: ongoing, season 1 completed, enemies to lovers, cam boy, office politics, boss/employee, hiding a secret, public sex, stalkers/creepy men, emotionally stunted characters, mutual pining, idiots in lust, lingerie company, slut shaming, jealousy/possessiveness, season 2 bebeh, HOLDING HANDS *velociraptor noises*, LMAO okay my mans is not THAT old how tf does he not know netflix and chill, BUNNY COSTUME (quickly becoming my new fav trope in manga, A+ gang), oh we stan a good boy, wtf is wrong with wanting to do cam work, ‘I wish my marks could become permanent’ *omegaverse wink*, *works for lingerie company* *doesn’t understand where bf gets sexy costumes* like wut kind of fuckery…, cross dressing ftw, roleplay, classic BL miscommunication trope

Hyperventilation

Tags: completed, high school crush, unrequited love, mutual pining, smut, quickie (short story), class reunion, apparently furry with the extra chapter turning my man into a bunny but c'est la vie! https://myreadingmanga.info/korean-bl-animation-hyperventilation-engsub/ this is the animation of the same story, different endings but same in tone (this site is spammy AF but the English subs are so hard to find for this) 8/10 

Unmei no tsugai ga omae da nante

Tags: only one bed, ABO, office setting. Coworkers, enemies to lovers, competitive, equality in the omegaverse, dubcon, real dicks and not lightsabers, fated pair, art is cute af 8/10

K’s Secret

Tags: buckle up buttercup, dead dove do not eat, angst, pining, somnophilia, dub con, non con, boss/employee, manipulative, stalking, forced relationship, tragic childhood background, weird art but gets better,  uke: don’t threaten me with a good time but seriously stop threatening me, possessive & obsessive, seme is like the fucking hulk compared to uke, wow were going full psycho stalker hm?, dating a narcissist is all fun and (mind)games, con non con… ? honestly who tf knows, domestic!, OW MY HEART, the t/n WAP note sent me, ch 51 translated by gen z, do special ep= furry? Wait there’s a maid costume, bunny costume, directors friends keeping it real, rough translations 8/10

Enthusiasm

Tags: ongoing, dead dove do not eat, uke buys seme, masc boys, muscular bodies, fight club, master/slave, rich uke, revenge, real dicks not lightsabers, rough sex, cuckholding, daddy issues, suicide, wow the end of ch 5 punched a hole in my heart, penile implant life,  rough translations makes the storyline wonky, nvm back to lightsabers *star wars noises*, HAD ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY I CAN NOT, shibari, possessive, wait this is cute *velociraptor noises*, angst, no kithes for you “bestie”, OBSESSED, honestly choke him pupper, STAY THE NIGHT ALKSDJA:SLDKJAS:LKDJA:SLDKj, problematic but I’m riding for these two, 

Ichimai Goshi Fetish

Tags: completed, short, fetishes DO start in childhood don’t they *ruminates*, author: describes ML as a beautiful 2D character meanwhile: ML IS 2D character, fellas is it gay to kiss the homies?, “real dudes don’t interest me” is a MOOD, comedy, jealousy, college setting, dialogue is A+, not lightsabers but not dicks either, first time, when you’re fucked so good you think you’ve died, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4uEq5Nx6ko, hero/villain roleplay. Fluff n smut 10/10

My Purrfect Boss

Tags: completed, tooth rotting fluff because blondie is so FUCKING cute little sensitive soul, golden retriever boyfriend, pure comedy, DECEASED, MY MAN JUST DID THE SLOW BLINK, office setting, boss/employee, ~wasted~ (red dead redemption meme),  FFS SO CUTE, he put a ring on it right away beyonce would be proud af, he protecc he attack but most importantly he hit it from the back, jealousy, honeymoon phase of dating, the ex is a snake (update: oh wow literally), I’m picking up abuse/PTSD vibes based on how Kang reacts to his ex :(, classic BL miscommunication plot, immediately no meme audio (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6XWSGfYnps) ,  I WILL STRAIGHT UP MURDER CHA WTF!!!!!!, gang rape, spiked with drugs that force heat, me rn:*screaming/rage*, psychotic ex/abuser, HE PROTECCC, actual relief after that scene jesus fuck, okay YES kings I see you, okay this is giving me cuteness aggression, hi yes I’d like to adopt a cat and a dog please 9/10

Following Namsoo to the Bathhouse

Tags: completed, same author as, “My Purrfect Boss”, A+ comedy once again, JUNIOR, gay awakening, “fap myself to death” DEAD, facial expressions are ridic, my minds telling me no but my body, my bodyyyy’s telling me yaaaaa, ya boy is literally losing his mind over this, actual lightsabers lmao, FLUFF, permasmile, 6969, THINKS THEY’RE GOING TO EAT RAMEN, dense gay, own your skin wtf okay hannibal calm down, everyone is officially cray,  ah I also am barfy when drunk, denial really is something hm, classic BL miscommunication plot, when people pleasing too far, happy ending 🥺🥰, side story: our crazy gets his very own crazy (ashton Kutcher from spread vibes), public sex, sex sparkle 9/10

Alien in my Closet

Tags: ongoing (maybe completed but def ongoing on the site I use), not rapey at all?? You’d think it’s impossible in this medium ffs, anti pt vibes, cute art, fluff ‘n smut, red head!!, they were roomates!, sex toys, bsdm, D/s (brat)dynamic or maybe owner/pet, bondage, *tiffany hadish voice* this is noiceeee, con humiliation/degradtion, SANTA CLAUS, edging, marking, one lotus please (he’s clearly read the 4 agreements and karma sutra), con non con, exhibitionism, the wrist thing stays on people, Katoptronophilia,  roleplay, is it stalking when you bring your friends?, lotus: welcome home cheater, the chin on the head thing gives me cuteness aggression, the twins are my favs, when ur crush vanilla af 😭, haesung: experiment on me daddy, no dick until halfway through/fingering supremacy, bedroom sessions has me gagged, voyeurism, wait they haven’t kissed this whole time I forgot (audio: https://www.tiktok.com/@ryley/video/6976701880277748997?lang=en), sunbae is sus, YES FINALLY A FUCKING SWITCH COUPLE AKJSDHALKSJDHASKLJDHALS KJDALKSJD (update: sort of), there’s a missed opportunity for an anal probe joke, damn it okay maybe sunbae is chill, 3 musketeers, my heart*implodes*, *velociraptor noises*, 12/10 would re-read such fluff my heart 

On Doorstep

Tags: completed, age gap, reese has ptsd, jimmy going from 0 to 100, jimmy really got down on his knees at work, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) deepest part you say, real dicks, ride him like a rodeo, quickie/short story, porn with plot

Gorani Jeon

Tags: ongoing, omegaverse, no alpha though, animal hybrid, art is beautiful like it's drawn on paper not a screen, 40 inch weave yours came in a pack, historical (non-modern), lord send me a sexy man pls, the memes after each chapter are golden, taking the phrase licking wounds literally, is that an eggplant or are you just happy to see me hehe, ahhh so inhibitors do exist here, vertical 69, here lays Bau fucked to death by Ran, WHY HE TOUCHING MY MAN, these chickens are dope, stomp on his dick, that’s what I call a happy meal, fucked right out the front door I’M DEAD, mpreg, i need a tiger+mountain god spin off (whoops dad/son my bad), slice of life, cute fluff 8/10

Room to room

Tags: completed, college setting, A+ dialogue, absurd size difference, unrequited love,  sexsomina, dubcon, angst, death by a thousand cuts emotionally, insecurity, body envy, pining, friends to lovers, they were roommates!, homophobia, sexual assault, PTSD, gays in denial, the tattoo 🥺 ow my heart, truly this is 90% smut, “going from unrequited love to fwbs is shittier than I expected”, dowan *bad blood by t swift* when he sees garam, ch 22garam reminds me of my ex and that’s not a compliment, I’m not gay but my boyfriend is vibes, triflers need not apply, spanking, 😭😭😭😭😭 my heart hurts, is anyone getting a bit of a puppy play vibe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vni9ZWmDXis, handcuffs, lots of head we stan, dowan’s gotta a touch of a foot thing or maybe body worship thing, asdlfgkjs ;dlkfgjsd;flkgj;sdflkgj;sdlfgjs;d/gkdf SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE, roleplay. They broke the bed no use of crying over spilled milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), side stories delivering man in uniform and sex toys AND puppy, asdlkjaslfkasdjfl;askdfjasdf the shirt thing is so hot, watersports, I take it back this is 98% smut 9/10

Mistake Lover

Tags: completed, when ur bff is back on their BS, love triangle, coworkers, i swear all these ukes look the same to me at this point (which is very cute), GE!!!! (wangxian flashbacks), wait no smut?.... Paused

Yagi to ookami no hatsujou jijou

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, literally on my reading list because a comment said “nice cock 10/10”hahahaha, animal hybrids, scifi/aliens, me during chapter one: am I a furry? No. Am I? Relevant audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noJNIqvDfoo, hotties when human GOD DAMN, bi king, okay I stan this girl changing gears take your opportunities honey!, does blondie have a tinder or how is this happening? (update: called it), feminization, dubcon/noncon, marking, heats, idk about 10/10 cock but not lightsabers, translation is ruff (get it?), a yankee hahaha, literal wound licking, googles chimera, *claps* yes king selfish call his ass out, tail holding caaaayoooot, not that isn’t usually copious amounts of cum but really this is a lot 8/10

Make Me Bark

Tags: completed, $250 a month rent?? *cries in Californian*, god damn it these grey haired 2D men are really hot fml, “next months rent is a looming concern but I hope it’ll get better” followed by apartment on fire is how I feel about reality, rare characters that smile way more than they frown, sex toys, kink, puppy play, owner/pet dynamic, sugar daddy/baby, college setting, harness, muzzle, leash, tail plug, shirt thing!!, soaked briefs, playing barbie IRL, omg meet cute at the adult store, intercrural sex, possessive/jealousy, ah fuck yes I saw this panel on IG but it didn’t have the source but now hehe, whipping, choking, spanking, *bookmarks*, simp city, childhood friends, side couple cute af, yeonsoo: sorry I’m an anti romantic, size queen, mens lingerie, domestic, mutual pining,  these bestie pairings are *chefs kiss*, skinny but muscular bodies/no ridiculous size differences, “does he have a big dick?” “probably” “well tell him to come” GAGGED AJKSDHALSKDJHA this dialogue pure comedy, exhibitionism, human auction, maid costume, men in heels, topping in a dress, girl at the bus stop HAHAHA, ffs this is so cute, side stories: it’s a small world afterall, dynamic role reversal, pink haired boy is guru, SCREAMING AKDJA:SLDKJA:LKDJA:LSDKJLAKDJA:LDJAL:SKDJASLKDJA:SLKDJLAKSDJLASDJ:LASJD:ALSKDJASL:DJ:ASLJDPUTARINGONIT!!!! 11/10 

Gurume no fukurami

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, food fetish, feeding fetish, age gap, throuple-eqsue? There’s 3 people involved, paused ch 1 pg 30

Under the Green Light

Tags: ongoing, thank you IG for rec’ing this, brunette supremacy, neurodivergent?, lmao @hag, this statue is everything I wonder if it’s based on a real piece?, we went from talking art to being pinned to the ground REAL quick, translations rough but not as rough as my mans here, draw me like one of your french girls vibe, sass master, these dicks are ridiculously huge which is saying something for this genre, i love a verse/switch, “first time he’s asked someone to stop so his self-esteem is hurt” HAHAHAHA, stealing bae’s shirt, facials galore, car sex/public sex, jin not into praise kink clearly, sort of slut shaming jealousy, marking

Walk on Water

Tags: completed, for being about porn it’s not that smutty (i take it back), “don’t even think about running away” got me like https://giphy.com/gifs/VABbCpX94WCfS, actual dicks (lightsabers later must be the cleaners not the OG), muscular bodies, blonde seme, brunette uke, k mcqueen is everything, honestly haven’t loved a couple this much since chanwoo x MD and I LOVE THEM, jealousy, orgasm denial, the angles/frames of the art in this are insane (11/10), emotional intimacy CUTENESS HASIHDLASKDHJLAKSJDH, i wanna lick lick lick you from your head to your toes, dirty talk A+, bestie you turned out to be Judas you judgy fuck how dare you touch my man, Ryan is 50 shades of fucked up bb needs therapy, Chang and yeowoons sexual tension is *chefs kiss*, I ship it/all my ships sailing, woof non con but expected tbh, YEAH BABY YEAH *Austin powers voice*, fml I don’t want this story to end, meeting the Hets ™ would make me nervous too, spiderman kith, mirror sex sjkadfhasldjkfh, 34+35, JOI but with a partner? Not D/s, promises are made to broken hehe, that feeling when you understand the title, omg the fan art is so cool!! 15/10 would re-read seriously I can’t explain how well the artist used angles/how she portrayed the scenes was fucking MASTERFUL

Woof Wolf

Tags: that's my best friend (saweetie), red heads, werewolf au, college setting, students, shoot a shot in your mouth while I'm riding, facials, marking

Sexual Awakening of an Ex Delinquent 

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, sexual coercion/non con/dub con, tiddies, bondage, nipple play, edging/orgasm denial, candy in ass wow, food kink, kink in general, rich seme working class uke, lightsabers,  big dick Jesus fuck, exhibitionism, public sex, men's lingerie, Blondie is a sweet baby angel, self hatred/homophobia, sexual narrating that has me like oof 😣 that's not how this works but okay, the sweet spots thing is a great line, man is a slave to the sweets, lmao at the meme at the end of ch 9 fucking facts, kidnapping plot, rapey guys all around this story, tattoo/back story reveal has me like *nods head yes*, my throats broken has me gagged, crazy amount of sfx noises that distract from the art (I really appreciate cleaners I realize), first times, rushed ending feels,  would rate 6/10 not terrible but probably won't read again.  

With Your Tail Yes

Tags: ongoing, IG rec, quickie/short story, on man brunette looks EXACTLY like a different character by another artist like for real duplicate, home boy pulled Elle Wood’s Bend n Snap and we are HERE FOR IT, lingerie/cross dressing, okay compilation of short stories, great artwork but wtf these are far too short (maybe uploaded wrong..?), *immediately makes deal with the devil because yum*, ah okay previews THEN stories, human animal hybrid situation, lightsabers, fucking imagine your crush delivery the sex toy you ordered online HAHA *dies*, buys toys because men ain’t shit is a VIBE, you know he’s always wearing matching sets because he’s 100% that bitch, dub con/non con, knotting (unexpected), exhibitionism, public sex, good ol’ fashion blackmail to get your lover to stay with you trope, sexual assault/attempted rape, victim blaming, shibari, leashes, D/brat dynamic sort of, copious amounts of cum, lube? What lube?, marathon sex, first time, 75 hours?? Immediately no meme, 7/10 mostly for art/concepts but not execution

Heat and Run

Tags: ongoing, IG rec, omegaverse, friends to enemies to lovers, multiple couples as main to sides then sides to mains, my heart dropped because I thought the first sex scene was incest but then realized I’m mixing up all the characters derp, dense gays, this is america (the shooting comment WOOF reality feels bad man), blondes have more fun, real dicks, dubcon/CNC dealers choice, mutual pining, idiots in love, big alpha energy BDE, there are moments I feel Hayoung on a spiritual level and not sure that’s a compliment hahaha, orgasm denial/edging, istg if he bonded without Hayoung permission *jenna marbles BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU BETTAH NOT*, also I was hoping the idol was him but realizing it’s probs his sis, *deep sigh*, BDIRL, wow racism, oh no oh no no no no no meme audio, listen everyone needs to get into therapy to break that generational trauma is all I’m saying (not excusing abuse at all, trauma isn’t a free pass), NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY A GAME WITHOUT KNOWING THE RULES :ALKSDHJALKSDJA:SLKDJTRUE, matthew singing bo burnham: I’m problematic *background singers ‘he’s a problem!’*, i ship it yolo, JAEHO STAN (no means no!), mpreg, god damn it I am so worried about him getting roofie and the party scene hasn’t even started ABO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TOO ME, OH THANK JAEHO, dayummmm that clapback was real fuck him UP, me clapping: MARK HIM MARK HIM, GOD DAMN IT WITH THESE ONGOING FUCKING CLIFF HANGERS FML, marked via knotting? Okay that’s new, but also like normal marking I think, fucking til bottom pees trope

Heaven Officials Blessing

Animated series season 1 complete. Live action currently filming (same director as Untamed too UGH SO HAPPY)

Tags: ongoing, same author as my fav ever MDZS, just finished season 1 animated on netflix and can no longer avoid this because I LOVE THEM, all the memes on IG make sense now, Prince voice: Dearly Beloved (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXJhDltzYVQ) we are gathered here today to dive deeper into a fandom I will never escape, ART IS AMAZING (https://tenor.com/view/incredible-talented-lady-brilliant-gaga-gif-14857187), group chats are always chaotic tbh, wait a minute meme audio: bride = bottom? How tf did I not get that the first time round *sigh* always hoping for a verse couple, the asst. Boys I ship hard, the sass, fuck this is going to just be pure angst isn’t it *straps in, has fluffy manga queued*, even if no smut 11/10 gege porn, not subtle, god FUCK this ART IS SO FUCKING GOOD THE TALENT skjas;ldkfja;, 🥺, traumatic cliff moment *mdzs flashbacks*, HC smirk is my new favorite thing, no fucking but lots of touching, size difference, horror, gore, wuxia, great side characters, my ear feels tingly too lmao, SOMEONE BETTER GET THESE MF SNAKES ON THIS MF PLANE (cliff), umbrella moments got me uwu, gimme at least didi pleaseandthankyou, FUCK I LOVE THIS ARTIST she keeping us WELL fed with these extras DAYUM, wind/earth master ship please sail, CALL ME DADDY IM DEAD, HC has LWJ energy like you are not qualified to talk to me LOL, WAIT this totally counts as there was only one bed trope, also I’m already excited about omegaverse ff (send me recs please please please)

4 week lovers

Tags: ongoing because apparently I want to torture myself, mutual pining/”unrequited love”, college life, friends to lovers, blackmail ur crush into sex trope, public sex, I was going to tag possessive body language but possessive in a general sense apparently (starting strong yessss), sure jan @unrequited love dialogue, THEY WERE ROOMMATES *cackles*, sus haha, rough translation, pure comedy, shirt thing!, casual abuse :( (back story, traumatic childhood), I’m getting TharnType vibes (but not quite…), that note is precious, cry during/after sex, great angles, dialogue A+ 

Burlesque Night

Tags: completed, quickie/short story, stripper/body guard, coworkers, lust at first sight, magic mike vibes, fridays = getting fucked on stage O-O, well that was traumatizing af, took a bullet, real dicks, LDR, CUTE, I’m not in love with you… sure jan, OH WOW MASTER dlksaj;alsdkja;lsdkja;sld, gay awakening/first time, the art detail is *chefs kiss*, disappointed but not surprised :( :( :(, we stan a yes and lover, shirt thing, still not sure wtf the vertical anus thing is but full circle moment haha, you know what fuck it I’d re-read this 9/10

My one and only cat

Tags: ongoing, cat hybrids, god damn it I’m totally in furrydom ffs, ah well here we go, idol hot = loneliness wahhh /s, so hot he literally transforms other beings, omg a cat cafe CUTE, fuck that cat is cute *so fluffy*, stalker status, comedy, real dicks, I think the uncle would be supportive/jealous even I hope they talk about it I’m dying to know his thoughts, big tiddies, if this ain’t the cutest shit FLUFF/SMUT, copious amounts of cum, ate it with the panties on, CAKE, xmas, his milkshakes bring all the boy(cats) to the yard, trifling bitch

Imitation Mate

Tags: completed, omegaverse, alpha x alpha. Class rivals YAS, childhood frans, enemies to lovers omg this is all the shit I want, manipulation 1000 but yolo I ship it

Mr. 100% Perfect

Tags: ongoing, so relatable, OCD?, hoarder, when I read the title I thought mental illness and I was right, masks ugh RELATABLE, getting back together w ex, woof sibling drama/manipulation, suicide attempt, omg their communication regarding the psycho is REFRESHING, OMG JEJU ISLAND I see it in every fucking kdrama ever but this is the first time I’ve seen it mentioned in a manga *hm* interesting, furry furry everywhere, eye contact, finished reading season 1 pause for an omergaverse cause, okay I’m back and season 2 starting STRONG #1 men are gross #2 mans just went right to a blowie while mf was trying to pee lmao i can NOT the germs barf, fuckboi extraordinaire stressing over a textback is *great*, that istg face is perfect, HYUNGGGG, hand on his heart OW MY HEART, vibe check LOL, here for this plot dev, END OF SEASON2 NOOOOOOOimnotready. Head bonks CUTE

The origin of species

Tags: ongoing, omegaverse, sex tape, blackmail, i already don’t like this teacher, size difference, ‘JUST DIE’ hahahahahaha, I’m in love with noona, wait Ahjussi means uncle/mister? Dangerous convenience store has a new meaning to me now, DECEASED @they won’t, copious amounts of cum, alcohol to have intimacy *sighs in early 20s*, also WTF THEY ARE FUCKING AND THERE’S NO PHERMONE STUFF! What’s the point of being ABO without smell *swaggy p meme???*, wait okay ch 11 it begins, stockholm syndrome but since childhood I’m fairly certain *looking at you teacher I don’t trust these mfs*, dubcon obviously, also the can’t be knotted thing has me *cardi b meme that’s weird that’s sus* obvs poor bb about to get preg af, five word horror story: I won’t hurt you again *why tf you lyinggggg why u always lyinggg meme*, white collar crime, what’s the point of a contract when there’s no actual choice

How to Chase an Alpha

Tags: ongoing, lowkey been avoiding this one not because I think it’ll be bad I just..idk the brain is a weird thing, page 2 and I love mains attitude fucking gagged sass me bb, starting with rough translation but it be that way sometimes, GROUNDS HIMSELF BY TOUCHING HIS BLACK CARD I CANTTT, pheromone city fuck it UP, MC is a MOOD, mutual pining, when u and bae both hire PI’s to get info on each other, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, shirt thing, fucking chuffed about the rival fucking bring it, funny art, cheated on ugh mah heart I saw it coming and it still hurt, pure comedy this airport scene is so funny to me wtf, LDR, good ol murica fuckboi, LOVE HIM RIDE FOR UR MAN/MORALS, liams a little rapey rapist hm? No one’s ever said no… well being flooded with pheromones isn’t consent my dude, istg liam = I love it when they struggle, obvs jealousy/possessive tag but such is ABO, cat suit, BUNNY suit, sexy costumes, god damn it I love them that proposal/mpreg so cute, imprinting AW, ugh baes fam is so cute I needed that bc I wanna strangle wooyoungs dad, THE SECETARY is my fucking fav never stops being A+, SEC+LIAM?? Here for it *i ship it*, FUCK SO CUTE 12/10 re-read, fluff n smut, excited for how to chase an omegaside story hyung needs love!, JINI is mood, sales king I’m dying, that collar is ~hot~ btw

Egoism

Tags: completed (because jesus I can’t with ongoing, theheartbreakTM), UPDATE FML THE HEART BREAK IS REAL also no smut, omegaverse, hey stepbro, starts with rape, possessive/jealousy (isn’t all ABO?), age difference (6years, alpha is younger *can I get hyung plz lord*), HYUNG, woof this dad SUCKS, child abuse, rape culture *sigh*, I wanna get jacked like rick and summer and beat tf out of the dad, me n my cat, TELL EM HONEY I love this MC, traitor indeed, beta x omega btw, fated pair, coercive sex, didi going to be his own demise, BREAKUP/TIME SKIP NO this is BL hell, the rona is mentioned in this, ALL I WANT IS TO HEAR YOUR STORY WAHHHHHHHHHH also YES MY SHIP IS GOING TO SAIL I CAN FEEL IT, okay honestly frustrating a bit but also liked it yah 7-8/10, won’t re-read unless I’m looking for hurt though cause the comfort is BRIEF

Yarichin bitch bu

Tags: ongoing, reading because I watched this anime after seeing it mentioned in the comment section of -im-being-harassed-by-the-sexiest-man-of-the-year, anime was 2 eps a fucking wild the way this is uploaded SUCKS, no reality porn what plot rape-y ridiculous and now I need to read the source apparently haha, I need to know much more about yuri and blue hair guy ASAP (they have the spin off*adds to list*), high school setting, smut, studentsxstudents/teachers, photography club my ass, sex toys, kinky, crossdressing, gay awakening, unrequited love, jealousy, fake relationship, two faced people, OCD, COMEDY, rich people problems, hoarder, inferiority complex, one bed, toono is a dumbass in this love triangle or denial might be a better word, they are cousins my dude stop shipping it (I say to both toono and myself LOL), I wanna see Yuri’s face laksdjf;aldskf, vibrator #18 line is fucking iconic, yaguchi is about to get real interesting (BPD?), lies/manipulation, oh toono you sweet summer child, YURI i can’t wit chu, wait did he just punch the student because he won’t kiss him or???, dubcon/noncon obvs, finally my verse couple but they’re not a couple (yuri/tamu), they all care about each other is a weird way awwww, love confessions to pet vibrator scene are ICONIC MY DUDES I CAN NOTTT, lowkey living for Yuri’s drooling at this point, Jimi gives me such bad second hand embarrassment, Yuri the switch verse bb I’ve been looking for need more!, internalized homophobia, blackmail, MIDDLE FINGER IN THE AIR YAS KING, the heartbreak of ongoing/hasn’t been updated in years

Yarichin bitch bu dj wa

Tags: not completed I think, years old though, see above you know what it is, so cute omg, FIRST KISS AW, degradation kink?, MY VERSE COUPLE I’ve finally found you, biting, choking, rough sex, sex toys, they had fun together for another two hours DECEASED

Fucked by my Best Friend

Tags: ongoing, friends to lovers, body swap, Porn what plot, cannon threesomes in past maybe??(MFF for sure but MMF??), beach life, revenge, he became a HOT woman so honestly get over it, sloppy seconds, first off you’re both sluts second lmao this is going to be wild hm?, fellas is it gay if you kiss the homies, classic did you cum guy jfc, that’s how you get preg dumbass, ah the joys of being a woman /s assault in der clrub, *DEEP SIGH* @ you almost being raped turns me on, YES TURNING BACK DYING, gender has nothing to do with this LOL but true. Also yes cannon threesomes/orgies, googles frotting, mans like narrating playtime, intecurial sex public sex, lingerie, this is the closest thing to straight manga I’ve read hahaha, THE SCIENCE OMG FUCKING RIDIC :you need a mass amount of semen within you SURE JAN, possessive. Objectification, she trying to fuck without Shion LMAO, 34+35, do you think he’s on r/nofap, dry orgasm honestly impressed with mans rn ngl, spit as lube, anal fingering, just helping the homies find their prostate, bottom shaming (disappointed but not surprised), bis/gays in denial smh, question if he has a wet dream will he turn into a woman?, shirt thing, lol at female orgasm =anal in switcharoos mind, paging doc perv, shion is enjoying dressing up hm? Same dude, biggest reality gap is believing shion got admitted to a college HAHA, bad anatomy all over the place dude, rui is a dedicated exhibitionist, HE SO TIGHT BECAUSE THERES NO LUBE team no lube over here apparently not even a courtesy spit, yandere territory sort of?, Mayu with the dick wet comment is *chefs kiss*, THE HEARTBREAK OF ONGOING WAHHH I can’t believe I read all this but I can? 8/10 problematic possessive porn

[baka-writings]

𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬

Warnings: A tiny (Subin) bit of nsfw

YAY MY 1ST VICTON REQUEST

Also I went kinda overboard with Hanse, cuz I'm a biased bitch 😅

𝐒𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐰𝐨𝐨

the sweetest bf ever, no kidding

honestly he'd do anything for you, anytime

like you wanna go on a date at midnight? you got it

he'd take care of you

lowkey forcing you eat your meals

and of course checking out if you eat your meals properly

he'd be the gentleman he is almost always whether he's tired or not

very affectionate

pda in front of other members? oh yEs

gives you random kisses 24/7

he'd be really quick to notice if there's something bothering you

he'd ask you about it and try his best to solve your problem

would listen to everything you're saying, nodding here and there

he's very serious when needed so if you were telling him something really serious/bad he'd be in the top 3 of the most understanding members in Victon

but he'd be also annoying like

challenging you in everything

he'd let you win tho, ngl

unless it was in bed😌

he's a strong man and fairly tall so no escaping

but even then he'd be such a gentleman

at first

later he wouldn't be that gentleman sorry not sorry

(later in the relationship/when you already did the deed etc)

he's a dom obviously

and very vocal if you ask me

i feel like he'd lOve to use his tongue anYwhere on you

would be rough most of the time but at the same time be careful not to hurt you

he'd love to pull your hair

and you better pull his too

also kinda kinky imo

he can go from 0 to 100 real quick, in bed as well

so you better watch out 😌

𝐒𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐢𝐤

the sweetest bf ever no 2

he'd sing for you anytime you wanted

he'd be so happy if you compliment his singing

cooks for you

wouldn't let you cook so you'd have to plead him

he'd like nicknames you'd give him unless they are dumb 😂

my personal favorite for him is angel, cuz he sings like one and looks like one

he'd same as Seungwoo take care of you

like a true mom

eye smiles 24/7

unlike Seungwoo, he wouldn't show that much pda in front of the members cuz they'd tease him for that too

but would always stay close to you whenever you all hangout

he'd sing you before sleep and would get flustered if you actually didn't fall asleep and only listened to his singing

he'd like to have you close to him

especially when you sleep

WHICH REMINDS ME

😈

he's not as kinky as Seungwoo

but i think his biggest turn on would be your face while he's slamming himself inside of you

i can also lowkey see him liking to be slightly choked, but not too much

which reminds me

switch

i don't see him that vocal honestly

but would like you being vocal

yes he likes to keep you close during these times too sO he'd probably go too deep just to be close don't @ me

when you are done i see him switching to his momma self again and clean ya'll up

unless you want another round 😌

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧

aka my side hoe

clown 1/3

he'd talk the shit outta you

annoying

but cute

too much pda in front of others

unless someone teases him about it

then he'd add even more

pda with some inappropriate touches, always a yes for him

he wouldn't even try to hide it tbh

pls touch his dimples

he'd crack jokes whenever you're sad, mad, stressed etc

so honestly there would be NO time for such negative emotions ✨

but he'd also tease you sometimes so you better prepare some comebacks

when you two are already dating he might get a bit possessive i feel like

but not the jealous possessive

more like he'd be lowkey worried you'd leave him or something

mention his brother and he'll gladly introduce you, but would be protective af

talking about his bro, if you want to tease him or want him to make love to you, just say his bro was your bias in madtown and he'll show you why he should be the only one you look at ;)

but he wouldn't really show it unless needed

great kisser

like have you seen those lips?

delicious

cuddles every day, anytime and anywhere

he looks cute and innocent, but we know he ain't

call him byunchan (pervert + Chan in korean)

we all know what I'm talking about 😉

you should probably watch what you're saying cuz he will make double meanings and pervert things from anything

unless you want that

in that case get ready for some fun

kinda kinky tbh

a switch

those hips 🥵

he'd be slightly on the rougher side tbh

if his hips do the same thing as when he's dancing then well rip you

bitting kink

would maybe like to choke you while he overstimulates you 💀

𝐒𝐞𝐣𝐮𝐧

clown 2/3

another annoying one

would talk the shit out of you as well

every date is eating somewhere

him eating your food

eating competitions between you two

PDA!! Like he'd even show you off

compliments won't work on him cuz he knows he's all that

you'd like to scare him sometimes even with the help of his members

he'd cry

he'd let you borrow his hoodies

"it looks better on me tho"

he'd be happy if you jammed to his songs and sang his parts

wouldn't let you touch his dimples or kiss them for fREE

which means he has to have something in it to let you touch 'em

probably a kiss or something

such a tease

and a brat

he's a switch, nothing else

praising kink (recieving)

he'd be very confident in himself during these times too

would like his hair to be pulled

i can also see him liking mirror sex??

i mean seeing him fucking you from behind in the mirror sounds kinda hot if you ask me 🥵

also he is kinky too, but keeps his kinks a bit lowkey.. at first

would high-key love being tamed like a brat he is

oh and also i see him being vOcal, same like Seungwoo

not that rough, but deep thrusts making you lose it pretty soon ;) aka ego boost

𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐞

my main hOe

clown 3/3

loud af

pda in front of members

always

but for him I feel like it'd also be some kind of flirting and inappropriate touches so someone, probably Sejun would "get a room" y'all

tattoos, pls touch them

or lick them-

honestly, biased or not he'd be one of the best bfs from this group

he seems like he could kill a bitch, but we know he's a soft boy

sometimes

he'd be all giggly around you during your 1st days/weeks of dating

but then..ooof

a real clownery tbh

he'd like to be taken care of, like cooking for him, checking up on him and so on

that would make him so so so happy and happy Hanse is what we want

always.

he'd love you two have matching accessories like earrings or chokers! (so he could choke you later)

everytime he smiles, you smile and then he smiles when you smile and-

okay but then he'd also be a pervert and sometimes you'd have to go 'eH?' when he talks shit to check if you heard correctly or not

you'll always hear correctly

ya'll would paint each other's nails

everytime he makes a new song, he'd ask you what do you think because your opinion is important to him

he'd be a lil happy puppy when you compliment his songs (either solos or group songs since he co-writes the lyrics)

I'd like to think he wouldn't wake you up anNoYinGly as he did to Seungsik, but- uhh he would

you might challenge him in freestyle, he'd let you win and compliment your skills even If you were nOt as good as him (i mean is that possible?)

but also would be highkey shook If you did very good, he'd even forget his lyrics so you'd win

then he'd whine

anyway...a switch (dom lean)

his usual flirty line or when he's in the mood would be "mind tasting my piercing?"

and If you're in the mood just say "Sure If I can Do you as well"

honestly use the "Do Hanse" joke anytime and he's yours, truly..

i feel like he'd say something like "I'll Do you now" while he enters you and fucks you senseless (like he will dO you while hAnse is in you-)

vocal in bed, but mostly like high grunts

chOking both recieving and giving as well as bitting and all of these kinks

also..his tongue..with a rap like that I can't imagine how good he'd be eating you out ;)

rough thrusts all the way

keeps going when he hears your moans

𝐁𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧

big baby

back hugs or any kind of hugs

lowkey a brat too tbh

dimples show off™

he'd be actually vEry happy if you touched his dimples lmao

that would make him kInda cocky

would sing for you randomly and also teach you some dances

he'd actually enjoy dancing and/or singing together

a great cuddle buddy tbh

he'd be very clingy

to impress you he'd act manly and just hOt (see gif)

but would sometimes fail, because you'd start laughing 💀

borrowing his hoodies and shirts

but never giving them back-

if you're a lot shorter than him, he'd for example help you reach high places

if you're not that short well

he'd put things even higher so you'd ask for his help

kinda petty imo

anYway not really kinky, but on the more vocal side in bed

don't @ me but a sub

i think his most visible kink would be you doming him 💀 honestly

also some dirty talk (recieving) while you bounce on him

i can also see him mAybe being into some ice play tbh

just think about it😈

he's not rough, not vanilla either...perfect middle path

𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐧

a baby™

cuddles! always, whether you like it or not

i think he'd be teased by his hyungs

and told to use a protection

he'd just nervously laugh like ugH yeah sure

he'd be jelly if his pets greeted you before him or payed more attention to you

he'd pout

he can be very shy sometimes, so it'd take him ages to ask you out

he'd probably be accompanied by Seungwoo if you guys met 💀

if you by any chance go drinking, you should probably stop him tbh

he'd also pout if you called him cute

"I'm not cute *pout*"

which is cute

he maybe wouldn't necessarily sing for you as he'd be shy and not very confident

but would LOVE if you sang for him, it would make him fall in love with you more... especially if it was either his song or a song he loves

he'd never interrupt you, just listen to your voice

he'd love if he brought food to him when he practices (other members would be jelly and steal his food so you better bring them too then)

sometimes he'd tell you some weird/dirty jokes without thinking about them first

his excuse would be "Hanse said-"

now all jokes aside, he is a babie but when you two are alone he'd have those dirty times

however he'd be shy to ask for what he wants, like he'd never or rarely ask for it

but you'd see it on him anyway

like he'd be unfocused and talk less

a sub(in)

you could have so much fun with him honestly 😈

tsundere (Seungwoo said it, not me🤷🏻‍♀️)

his hidden kinky

would love bitting, both recieving and giving

for some reason i also see him liking having a collar with a chain so you can pull him whenever and wherever you like?😌

he would be vanilla of course but not that rough either, however his secret dream is to go rough tbh

also he is young so he might want to try many kinks as long as both of you want that

[haikyuucute]

Asahi, Daichi, and Suga having sex with their s/o for the first time vs the tenth time? Hope that makes sense!

Asahi Azumane

First Time:

NERVOUS AF

Your first time with him he’s a stuttering/blushing mess, whether or not you’re a virgin

So you’re definitely going to have to calm him down

He’s nervous for a couple reasons

One is that he’s scared he’ll screw it up somehow, two is that it’s an intimate thing and getting to be with you like that had only been a dream up til now, and three he’s a big/strong guy and the last thing he wants to do is accidentally hurt you

So you choose to ride him

And this calms him down greatly

He gets to watch you get yourself off on his cock without having to worry that he’d accidentally hurt you

The overall experience was extremely sweet for your first time with each other

Tenth time:

By now the two of you have definitely learned a thing or two about each other’s bodies and started settling into a routine in having sex

and one of those things he had learned was that you didn’t mind if he got a little rough with you, in fact you encouraged him to

So by now he had gotten comfortable with letting go a little bit more

He’s still overall gentle and treats you like a queen in bed but sometimes he’ll make it a little hard for you to walk properly afterwards

Sawamura Daichi

First time:

Very attentive!!

He isn’t afraid to take control

He pays attention to every little thing that pulls a moan from you, making sure to remember what you liked

He’s very gentle and romantic, whispering sweet praises in your ear as he made sure to take care of you so you were nothing more than a moaning mess for him

Tenth time:

LMAO I GOTTA SAY IT

DADDY KINK DADDY KINK DADDY KINK

Basically by now, Daichi’s daddy kink has DEFINITELY made its appearance

So he definitely has started taking on that role of a daddy dom in bed

He praises you when you’re good for him and has started trying out punishments when you misbehave

such as edging

So things have definitely started getting kinkier by the tenth time

Sugawara Koushi

OKAY I LOVE HIM SM, HE’S ONE OF MY TOP 5 SO THIS’LL PROBABLY SEEM BIASED

Anywayyy....

First Time:

Such a sweetheart!!!

He’s got that refreshing and calming energy and it makes it almost impossible for either of you to get nervous

He makes it super romantic and takes his time with slow teasing touches and deep kisses

Also whispers praises in your ear

And honestly you probably cry afterwards cuz of how overwhelmingly sweet and gentle he is with you cuz you can just tell this boy LOVES you!!

Tenth time:

KINKY BOY

I headcanon Suga as one of the kinkiest hq boys so by your tenth time, you have definitely figured it out for yourself

it kinda not really surprises you a bit, like you knew he could be a little shit sometimes and loves having his fun but at the same time the thought of your angel faced boyfie having a bunch of kinks is WILD

Soft dom!!

literally the best soft dom, praises you constantly until you’re a flustered mess

also has started playing around with blindfolding and tying you up

And this is still only the tenth time so you can expect more kinks to come~

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[bottomvalerius]

I am on a train and achey af from yesterday SO I’m finally getting around to the tag game both @claudia-nomusaabara and @poetic-emptiness-fanfic tagged me in like….. over a week ago about current WIPs + future projects I have planned 😅😅😅😅 I’m sorry it’s taken me weeks to get to but thank you sm for tagging me ❣️❣️

I love a good list and that’s all I have brain for atm SO other than the last two prompts for MM & Sam being wrekt week, the WIPs I want to go back to are:

AU Hunter/prey fic with Tasya, Valerius, and Donna 🤭 I started it at the peak of my Lady D thirst and I really should finish it. I got through all of the build up, now is just the spicy bits lmao

I am going to force myself to finish the Sam/Nasrin fic even though I am now deeply insecure about it LMFAO again, I really just need to get to the spice, but 😵‍💫

Sam/Valerius fic where Sam chokes Val with his braid and Valerius (regrettably) enjoys it a lot. Things get weird & intense before they got really kinky LMAO

Sam & Nadia bond over siblings, family expectations, running away from home and craving it all the same, and horses!

I do want to go back to the kinktober fics. I psyched myself out way too much, and MM has really helped boost my confidence :’) I enjoyed the plans I made and I have a lot written that I never posted so that may be a long term summer project

Fics I would like to start:

In general I need to update everyone’s refs and bios :’)

I just need more Damien stuff LOL smut and serious stuff. I’m bubbling over something with him and Gawain, but I also want to do more with Naima and Antony. Would also love to do something about what it was like being raised with the courtiers lol

Some snapshots (and angst lol) of Donna’s childhood; I wana do more serious fics with them at some point and I’ve been having Family thoughts buzzing in my brain

Donna escapades @ the Pearl Isles. I do wana do fic of their first time meeting Sam too. I just have. Lots of Sam/Donna thots LOL

I wana redo Val and Donna meeting and maybe some short ones of what their courtship was like. Possibly do a breakup fic too LOL just more couple things I hint @ in fics but haven’t actually given time to shine

I do wana do some sad Sam and family fics. I like to make Sam. Feel things. That aren’t just horny and mad LMAO

I’m going to be annoying and say if you want to do this please do LMAO tagging people makes me overly anxious but I do wana hear the besties’ plans 👁👁💕

[hanii-rose]

Can I ask for HC, if garou get his body switch with his S/O for a day? (I know it's little bit childish 😶. ) have a nice day❤️❤️🥰.

Garou switching bodies with his S/O lmao great idea. And childish stuff is fun so no worries!

And since you didn't specify anything I just made S/O female because it would've been easier to write that way yeah sorry haha

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Switching Bodies with S/O HC

Doesn't notice it at first.

So one morning Garou wakes up with you next to him. He's too tired to look at you so he just walks himself to the bathroom to brush and stuff.

And, here me out, while he's walking he's like 'damn am I missing something... I feel so light down there tf?'

And like, he gets to the bathroom, goes to turn the doorknob and then he sees it.

His hand is so fucking small wtf?!?!

And his skin is so soft htf?!?!

Wait a second, he's gotta pee, but where's that delicious morning wood?

OH GOD WHERE TF IS HIS D?

He rushes back to your room and literally screams.

"BABY, MY DICK IS MISSING!"

So it's been like 2 minutes since you woke up and... does your bed look smaller?

And why you got so many veins up your arm.

Holy shit, you grew biceps in your sleep.

So yeah, Garou comes running in and you're like (・∀・)

And he just looks at you, or er... himself lol

And he finally thinks to look down and sees...are those...?

Fuck yeah, he's got tits!

And holy shit you've got a dick!

Garou being the weird perv he is, prolly tried some nasty role reversal shit but ultimately ended up laughing his ass off as you tried to mimick him

Boy be like, nahhhh I ain't that cute and started laughing as he tried to fuck himself lmao

In the end you get annoyed by his dumb af shit, like he legit went outside and did the stupidest shit in front of random strangers.

The worst part is, you couldn't stop him because you were in his body! What if someone thought you were him and tried to fight?

But yeah he definitely felt up your boobs and ass the whole time. He said he wanted to know the glory of owning a pussy or whatever

He totally owned your body better than you and seduced a hero, but beat them up later of course haha

He kept swaying his your hips in front of the mirror and did the sultriest poses he could pull off, AND THEY LOOKED GOOD TOO.

You on the other hand, tried to figure out how to pee because GURL

But it wasn't all bad for you. You got free boners all day for no reason and yeah lots of kinky stuff went down ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ)

The rest of the day was spent trying to do each others shit and figuring out why you two switched bodies in the first place.

Y'all obviously switched back the next day but damn, what a ride that was...

[kanmom51]

to the saucy anon , i will be also saucy lmao , i think if we r going by km being a couple , km being not physcially involved will be the last thing to think . iam pretty sure they done "something" after jk became an adult or towards mid of 2016 . again remember all our boys were living together in smaller dorm at that period n sharing rooms. so i dont thing km were doing their thing there. but then u have concerts n going to hotels n even other members dont know each others room number. so "bros" going to hangout in each others room r pretty normal right. now im not saying they were like full on sexually active at that time but i think they were exploring each other. now that experimenting or testing waters period have obviously matured to something more towards end of 2017. n im not going to dive into it for God's sake. but some little moments happened here n there during past few yrs has shown me that km maybe physically involved , MY OPINION ONLY. sometimes very little moments can scream very big things . now , we have plenty of moments were jk is staring at jm not only with just heart eyes but more , staring at his lips like he will jump on it in any second , checking the hell out of him n more or sometimes an overall sexual tension when they r interacting n sometimes kinky af . even after being together for this many yrs, being not so "innocent" people , if they still havent been physcially involved i would like to be called namjoon's wife n i dont see both of it happening . kanmom sorry for this unholy opinion.

Your hilarious anon. "unholy opinion", lmao.

Yeah, look, I have a problem starting to dissect this specific subject, because this is a subject that can get very voyeury and an invasion of their privacy.

But without dissecting I will say this again:

Yes, they are sexually active.

Yes, all the members are likely sexually active, I mean for god's sake, they are all in their mid to late 20's.

We have seen them do some naughty things in the past on camera, so I feel those are things I can refer to: JK playing with JM's finger - I don't know how to describe this one other than doughnutting his finger; JM playing footsies with JK's privates; JM's questionable finger action during the J-14 2017 interview; 'Own it' dance upload (it's more about JK's reaction or lack there of to JM, even after the latter signals it to JK).

And then you have the other hints like the Osaka Vlive (July 2016), Hobi's Tokyo Vlive ("oh Jimin, oh yeah Jimin"), RB ear sucking and other signs to high levels of intimacy, both physical and emotional, between the two.

All the above show us these are not little boys, but growing young men, as hormonal as expected of anyone their age. They want, they lust, they joke about it, and they most likely act on it.

We needn't be intrusive, but we also needn't be too prude. JK, the youngest of the lot, was 18-19 in mid to end of 2016. It's only a natural progression in a relationship, if we believe they are indeed in a romantic loving relationship.

Oops...I've said more than I planned to...

The when, what & how exactly are things I will not get into.

[acourtesanofedgewater]

Open Heart 3 Ch. 8 SPOILERS for Bryce/Raf/Jackie Stans

I know I'm one day late. Blame PB for releasing the scripts so late. Why they even did that? Idk. It's not like this chapter is good.

Oh, here we are again. Honestly guys? I'm pissed off lmao. And you will be too when you're done reading this. But enough talking, let's begin. Beware, spoilers below the cut

Let's start with Bryce

•He DOES make an appearance this chapter AND has a diamond scene. Should we celebrate? Nah. It seems the only options with characters who-are-not-Ethan in this book are not having appearances at all or having mediocre little plots when they do appear. He makes his cameo at the begging. He's in the lobby with a friend of his, who's sick and wants Bryce to operate on him but Bryce seems reluctant to do so because it's a dangerous surgery. Does it have anything to do with his failed surgery? We won't find out, because instead of his premium scene being about... idk, having a coffee while he tells us about the consequences of his mistakes (not only at work, but also mentally), it is about... visiting a Escape Room with him and his friend? Um, ok. Should I mention that Bryce's pal call MC his 'friend' twice? Yep, PB still refuses to acknowledge MC's relationship with Bryce, even though they've been together for two years and shared a tender moment when MC was about to die. When I was reading the scene, I was like "uuugh, let me guess? we get this corny funny scene and near the ending Bryce and MC find a hideout to make out". Turns out I was wrong lmao. I expect nothing and I'm still let down. They just share a little kiss I front of Bryce's friend when they are leaving the Escape Room. It is mentioned they all are gonna have dinner after this, but we don't get to see that because that would mean PB has to actually write interesting dialogue and develop Bryce and that's sacrilege.

Ok, Jackie's turn.

•She doesn't show up in this chapter. She's not even mentioned. Silly us, Jackie already had her crumbs of development last chapter, there's no need to give her more screentime this chapter lmao. Not when that screentime can be used developing Ethan.

And lastly, Raf.

•He turns up too, but it's a situation similar to Bryce's. He's rehabilitating a little boy who's sad because he will miss his birthday, so enter the bonus scene where MC has the idea of recruiting Sienna too and organizing a surprise party for the kid in the Pediatric Ward. It's actually a cute scene, and spending time with Sienna is always good, but that's the problem. The scene is about the little boy, zero Raf development or plot, and I even feel he wasn't even needed here. We know Sienna visits the PW every once in a while so they could've made her be the one who came to us with the little kid situation and everything would have turned out to be the same, except for some dialogues. Then, near the end, Raf and MC share some flirting words and a little kiss, but everything is in front of the kids, so it's over pretty quick.

And... that's it for our LIs. It sucks, but it's not the worst thing abour this chapter. I'm gonna leave some spoilers of the general plot here below so you can be as angry as me.

•MC confronts Ethan about the trial thing. You can choose to go soft on him or be outraged and point out he's a piece of shit. I recommend the second option. Anyway, if you end up agreeing with him about his decision, he says something like: "I knew you'd understand me, you care about these patients as much as I do" which, for me, given the fact he's older than MC and their boss (and being a victim of grooming myself by someone older than me and that was kinda in a position of power above me too) IS FUCKING GROOMING. If you had any doubts the lead of this book is a creep.

•Yadda yadda, we get Bryce and Raf's mediocre scenes, and back to the main plot, MC and Tobias have to diagnose a patient together. The patient is the most annoying character on this series, only below Ethan. Seriously, she's worse than that Nigel guy from Book 1 who called Bryce "Ken doll". Tobias is kinda shady with her (but... light and funny shady. He's never mean or anything) and we're supposed to be like "ugh, Tobias is the worst" but the patient is annoying so yeah, I loved Tobias' actitude.

•There were lots of Tobias moments this chapter, and he's honestly really nice. I hope we can keep him in Edenbrook. We could even kick Ethan's ass out in order to raise his salary❤.

•Ok, and now the cherry on top of a shitty chapter. Do y'all remember how we were afraid PB was gonna make Harper MC's rival? It seemed like they had dropped that plot and we were safe... but it turns out they haven't. Harper finds out our patient has cheated their way into the trial and while Tobias and MC are bonding in the DT' office, she comes in furious as hell, and starts blaming the MC and insulting them, assuming they're the one who did the trial thing. Harper' screams are so loud that Ramsey, who was in the hall, listens and comes in running. Harper explains what "MC" did and we have three options: blame Ethan, insist we're not guilty but not blame Ethan, and ignore the accusations. Either way, Harper keeps on with the accusations (she's even more enraged if you blame Ethan)

•Ethan lets her mop the floor with MC a bit more before stopping her and admitting he's the one who cheated. Harper is shocked and Ramsey HAS THE AUDACITY of angrily leave the office. He really thinks he's the one who should be outraged in this situation. He's the most childish character PB has ever created. (Props to Tobias for being the only decent character in this situation, asking Harper to calm down because she couldn't know for sure it MC was to blame in this situation).

•MC runs after him. And sure, irl I'd run after him too, but to confront him and complain about all the mess his shitty behavior has caused (or, how we say in my country, putearlo. I wanna clarify to my fellow Latinoamericans, "putear" has a different meaning in Ecuador than in the rest of Latam lmao for us is similar to "mandar a la verga" JAJSJAJAJSK). But no, MC fucking goes to see if he's alright. And cue to the most ridiculous scene in this series:

•Okay, I know we all made fun of the BDSM outfits when the assets came out, and yeah, they're cringey af, but I was curious to see how the story would develop towards these outfits. Everyone guessed they meant kinky time with out LIs. Wrong again. Ethan is so mad about... well, idk why he's so mad, he's just facing the consequences of his actions, but anyway, he needs to release that frustration and that's when we're offered the kinky outfit. Yep, the kinky scene is Ethan-exclusive. It was so fucking easy to include the other LIs in this. Bryce could be frustrated because he's not the same after his failed surgery, Jackie because she has to lead the interns and Jade keeps screwing up, and Raf... well, he should be mad because PB tried to kill him and then decided not to but kept sidelining him and can't even give him a decent storyline could be frustrated because it's exhausting to try to help the patients when they make little progress and become disappointed. PB just was lazy and didn't care.

•Don't ask me about the BDSM scene, nothing in this world will make me read a sex scene with Ethan. I kept scrolling until I was sure that abomination was over. Although I caught the word "safe word" somewhere there so... yeah.

•The next day after that heated discussion, MC enters the DT' office. Harper doesn't even offer an apology for treating MC like shit, she acts like nothing happened. MC notices there's this peace in the air and there's no whining, so they ask where's Ethan

•Turns out, Harper reported MC to their superiors when she thought it was them who messed up the trial and now Ethan had to turn himself in and is meeting with the board. Then, she blatantly admits that if she knew Ethan was the one who did it, she would have talked to him first. She says she regrets telling the board, although, as she doesn't offer MC an apology, it seems she only regrets getting Ethan in trouble, not her awful attitude. Tobias is named the new leader of the DT, and that's the only highlight in this mess of a chapter.

I have more thoughts about everything, but I'll post them tomorrow, when they can reach more people. And I'll catch up with this shitt book just so I can join the mob law tomorrow lmao. See you then.

[ashyblondwaves]

Thoughts

First of all please write that enemies with benefits thing that “stupid fucking bitch” and “red bastard” shit killed me. Like little vignettes of them hurling insults while they try not to break their kiss AND while they’re trying to get naked as fast as possible?? Immaculate.

Second of all do you think they wear some kinky ass outfits in the bedroom sometimes? Like full leather and whip type shit? I could see dom Wanda whipping Vision. Or Vision dressing as a professor by putting on a blazer and glasses? Whooo boy.

Can Vision take a whole one of Wanda’s titties in his mouth at a time? Does he try his best to do it with each of her ass cheeks?

Does Wanda like getting her hair pulled? Does Vision put on his human disguise so Wanda can pull his hair?

Which one likes calling/being called a dirty slut more?

Have they ever fucked in public in an alley or something after a battle bc adrenaline?

Vision in leather chaps?? Thoughts?? A cowboy hat would also be acceptable?

What are Wanda and Vision’s craziest fantasies individually? Have they had some of the best sex of their lives because they tried something new?

Are Wanda and Vision the hottest parents on the PTA?? Are they each oblivious to how hot they themselves are but stare daggers when the hoes are staring at their spouse who is objectively hot AF??

Fun possible angst trope/ idea/hc?

Fun fluff idea/hc?

New and fun smut idea/hc??

Any no powers AU ideas?

In what scenario(s) could you imagine either Wanda or Vision being super overprotective of their partner/family?

Do you have any hc’s for either of them coming home from a mission and the other one breaks down because they thought they might never see them again?

Are they as obsessed with each other as everyone thinks? Are they touching at all times? Do they know?

Do they have any matching outfits? My headcanon is that the whole family wears matching sweats or tshirts or something every year for a picture. And when Wanda is pregnant with the boys or with Flo, her shirt/ sweatshirt says big bird and everybody else’s is a different Sesame Street character.

Also when Wanda was pregnant with the twins she had some sort of one fish two fish red fish blue fish or some other kind of twin themed outfit on. Vision repped Dr. Suess in some other way.

Does Wanda jump Vision whenever she gets the chance? Like is he washing dishes she sneaks up behind him and whisper some nasty shit to let him know it’s on? Does Vision do this to Wanda?

Have the team ever been looking for Wanda and Vision just to find them curled up in the blankies with everything covered but still naked and Vision is just snoozing on a titty?

Would Wanda ever get her nipples pierced? I’m projecting lol this is a goal of mine to get them pierced soon.

Would Vision get his human nipples pierced? Would he stan Wanda getting hers?

Where is the weirdest place they’ve found hickies on their bodies?

What is the weirdest place the team has seen hickies on their bodies?

Has anybody ever seen bruises on Wanda’s wrists or neck from Vision’s big ass hands and asked if she was ok and she’s like oh yeah they’re not those kind of bruises so she blushes and leaves?

Has Wanda accidentally read someone else’s mind while she and Vision were fucking because she lost control of her powers? Was it some weird shit?

Have a fun night!!

Second of all do you think they wear some kinky ass outfits in the bedroom sometimes? Like full leather and whip type shit? I could see dom Wanda whipping Vision. Or Vision dressing as a professor by putting on a blazer and glasses? Whooo boy. You just put your finger on the pulse of one of my kinks. The professor kink. Professor Vision. YES PLEASE.

Can Vision take a whole one of Wanda’s titties in his mouth at a time? Does he try his best to do it with each of her ass cheeks? That’d have to be one awfully big mouth to do that, so probably not!

Does Wanda like getting her hair pulled? Does Vision put on his human disguise so Wanda can pull his hair? Yes and YES. Sometimes Wanda just needs a handful of that blond hair while he’s going down on her or really getting in there with some good ol’ missionary.

Which one likes calling/being called a dirty slut more? I’m not sure either one do but I had to choose, probably Vision.

Have they ever fucked in public in an alley or something after a battle bc adrenaline? Kissed? Absolutely. Groped? You bet! Full on fucked? Not yet but probably one day at the rate they’re going.

Vision in leather chaps?? Thoughts?? A cowboy hat would also be acceptable? Let’s go with assless chaps, no hat and maybe a lasso?

What are Wanda and Vision’s craziest fantasies individually? Have they had some of the best sex of their lives because they tried something new? Vision wants to be tied up and edged while Wanda recently discovered she wants people to almost catch them. She’s always trying to get Vision to do something where people might see or catch wind of things. After years of being secretive, she’s done with that.

Are Wanda and Vision the hottest parents on the PTA?? Are they each oblivious to how hot they themselves are but stare daggers when the hoes are staring at their spouse who is objectively hot AF?? Absolutely yes! They both hot and they’re Avengers. Can’t really get much hotter than that. The commoners want in on that Avengers swag, but it’s not gonna happen.

Fun possible angst trope/ idea/hc? There was a scare during the twins’ pregnancy. Wanda went an entire day without feeling either of them move and spent that time thinking the absolute worst. Then she had some spicy food and it woke those boys up.

Fun fluff idea/hc? Vision doesn’t understand football. I mean, he understands the rules and the strategy and can appreciate that but he just doesn’t get the point of throwing a ball around. He does it though for the boys sake and they love him for it.

New and fun smut idea/hc?? Now that I brought up Wanda wanting to do it and almost get caught I have this idea that they rent a hotel with a big window. Think of the window in IW and they just fuck against this window for anyone walking by to see if they look up at the right time.

Any no powers AU ideas? Besides The Playlist? Nothing at the moment but that can change with the tiniest of pushes LOL.

In what scenario(s) could you imagine either Wanda or Vision being super overprotective of their partner/family? It’s all about those big bad guys they fight. They want to protect the boys from that world at first, until the boys show their powers and they realize there’s no shielding them from it. As it was said in WV, they were born for it.

Do you have any hc’s for either of them coming home from a mission and the other one breaks down because they thought they might never see them again? This happens a lot. Almost every time one of them goes on a solo/mission without the other. Anxiety and bad thoughts take over, even for Vision and his logical self. So the minute either of them walk in the door, they’re right there to greet them in relief and tears and unrealistic promises to always come home to the other (cause who can promise that for real? :’()

Are they as obsessed with each other as everyone thinks? Are they touching at all times? Do they know? I mean it sure as hell seems like it. Something that I headcanon is that Hex Vision is the real Vision in the sense that, this is who Wanda knows. She created him, afterall. That side of him we see in Westview is still him, just that side Wanda gets and he may have kept hidden from others. But that’s just my headcanon.

Do they have any matching outfits? My headcanon is that the whole family wears matching sweats or tshirts or something every year for a picture. And when Wanda is pregnant with the boys or with Flo, her shirt/ sweatshirt says big bird and everybody else’s is a different Sesame Street character. That’s so cute! They definitely coordinate outfits for pictures and maybe all wear cheesy things for holidays (Vision’s idea, let’s be real) like matching pajamas.

Also when Wanda was pregnant with the twins she had some sort of one fish two fish red fish blue fish or some other kind of twin themed outfit on. Vision repped Dr. Suess in some other way. Thing 1 and Thing 2, yo! Not that the boys are “things” but you know. To stay with the twin thing.

Does Wanda jump Vision whenever she gets the chance? Like is he washing dishes she sneaks up behind him and whisper some nasty shit to let him know it’s on? Does Vision do this to Wanda? Wanda is ready whenever Vision does anything domestic. Washing dishes is a big one for her. Those sleeves are rolled up, he’s looking fine as hell and Wanda definitely takes advantage. Vision returns the favor too, usually during more quiet moments where he can tell her how beautiful she is but then get really dirty about it.

Have the team ever been looking for Wanda and Vision just to find them curled up in the blankies with everything covered but still naked and Vision is just snoozing on a titty? Snoozing on a titty lmao. That’s great. I bet the team has totally found them in weird states of undress before. That’s just the risk you take when two Avengers get together.

Would Wanda ever get her nipples pierced? I’m projecting lol this is a goal of mine to get them pierced soon. I could see this. Maybe in the AoU days or something, just a spontaneous decision to do something a little wild. Good luck on your piercings. Sending you good vibes to heal perfectly.

Would Vision get his human nipples pierced? Would he stan Wanda getting hers? I don’t see Vision being a nip piercing kind of dude but he would absolutely support Wanda if she decided to do it.

Where is the weirdest place they’ve found hickies on their bodies? Wanda has found them all over. Weirdest place, right under her armpit.

What is the weirdest place the team has seen hickies on their bodies? Nat saw some mark on Wanda’s inner thigh that she knew were hickies or bite marks. Wanda said they were bruises from training but then eventually spilled the beans.

Has anybody ever seen bruises on Wanda’s wrists or neck from Vision’s big ass hands and asked if she was ok and she’s like oh yeah they’re not those kind of bruises so she blushes and leaves? Nah. Vision is typically gentle with Wanda with his hands, knowing how easily she would probably bruise if he used more strength. He wouldn’t leave her to walk around with actual bruises on her wrists or anything. Maybe on her ass from holding her while she rides him, but that’s about it.

Has Wanda accidentally read someone else’s mind while she and Vision were fucking because she lost control of her powers? Was it some weird shit? Not yet but it could always happen ;)

Have a fun night!! You too! Thanks for stopping by with fun questions for me!

[kpoppwriter]

Dating CheolGyu~

A/N: no one asked for this but these are my biases so of course I had to write this I’m also working on a scenario for someone beside Mingyu for once lmao unrelated but I’m rewatching one of my fave dramas and I wanna write a series that’s based on the plot of it lmao I have no chill

☆ did someone say boyfriends af

☆ because that’s exactly what these two are

☆ cutie patooties

☆ want to give you all the affection and love in the world

☆ both dote on you a lot

☆ make sure you’re ok and you’ve eaten

☆ all that jazz

☆ wow I don’t think there’s a cuddlier duo

☆ I emphasize duo cuz BooSeokSoon is so cuddly 

☆ both love kissing you all the time

☆ someone is always touching you

☆ whether it be in a hug or even just touching the small of your back

☆ so cute

☆ protective boys

☆ they just care about your well being a lot

☆ you’ll never be sad with these two goofballs

☆ they’ll always be down to comfort you when needed

☆ either with laughter and jokes or with comforting words

☆ they’re very emotional types so seeing you sad gets them sad

☆ tours are very hard on them

☆ they end up relying on each other a lot for comfort

☆ so many calls and texts

☆ constantly check on you

☆ worried you aren’t taking care of yourself

☆ Gyu sends all the selfies 

☆ including dorky pictures of Cheol

☆ Cheol will watch you and Gyu play around like children 

☆ with just so much admiration in his eyes

☆ before joining in because he’s also 5

☆ y’all def have couple’s items

☆ maybe even couple’s rings

☆ wowie what a concept

☆ they spoil you too much

☆ like it sometimes feels like you’re a sugar baby

☆ you gotta be like stop sometimes

☆ unless you’re someone that likes all that

☆ these boys are softies and I love them

☆ thank you for coming to my ted talk

☆ alright hoes time for some dirty things~

☆ I’m sorry I didn’t mean to call you a hoe

☆ I’m just excited

☆ ok so 

☆ 2 doms

☆ well, Mingyu’s a switch in this dynamic

☆ a switch leaning towards dom

☆ even though they’re both doms

☆ they work really well together

☆ teamwork at its best

☆ kinky but nothing too over the top

☆ bondage, light bdsm, spanking (giving), degrading, praise, toys

☆ Mingyu wanna sub but very rarely

☆ he’ll sub for Cheol

☆ they really like to take their time with you

☆ they may partake in a quickie from time to time

☆ but they much rather wait until they can really have some fun

[baka-writings]

𝐖𝐞𝐔𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: smut, a bit kinky at times

A/N: I did it like ONEUS, 3 some with ONEWE and vice versa

This just purely my opinion and I don't know what I'm doing, pls save me also the pairings are questionable as well

Also this is just a reaction how they'd react, but I might write something more detailed about each If anyone would like?

𝐘𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐧

You tell him you wanna have a threesome with Youngjo.. out of nowhere

He'd rise an eyebrow and smirk at how random that was?

Okay but to be f-cking honest, I'm pretty sure he'd be into that

Wouldn't admit it before you brought it up tho

"so you are into that huh?"

he'd make sure that happens

would give you smirks from time to time until it happens

but of course would make sure you're 100% sure with that

when he's sure it's really what you want, well you better get ready cuz neither of these men is stopping

𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐧

okay we know how much this man loves himself

so when you told him you'd want to try to have some fun with Yonghoon, he'd probably say no right away

cuz ya know, no other handsome and hot man should ever touch you like he does

BUT-

after you mentioned that he'd be thinking about it and the idea would lowkey turn him on

so after some time he might being it up again and try to make it happen

but would be a bit harder on you tbh as Yonghoon is a dom himself, Youngjo needs to show who you belong to

just sayin

𝐒𝐞𝐨𝐡𝐨

alrighty when you told him you'd want to have a threesome with Harin

it could go 2 ways

first, he'd awkwardly smile and question you

"oh? what was that?"

second, he'd ask you questions like

"since when are you into that?"

"I didn't know you felt like that about my friends, who else do you see like that?"

this all with that smirk of his

honestly, don't lie to yourself, you'd be lowkey flustered lmao

cuz he's exposing you

anyway, this threesome might actually happen ;) good luck

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧

you tell him you wanna have a threesome with Seoho

he gives you the most dirty smirk you've ever seen

not even kidding

he's into that, obviously

and finding out you like that too makes his mind even more wild

"are you sure you can handle it?"

smirks

well no, you probably can't handle it, but well 🤷🏻‍♀️

this would come sooner than you'd expect tbh

𝐋𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐨

you tell him you'd want to have a threesome with Kanghyun as you think he's cute and would match you guys pretty well

okay honestly, I don't think Geonhak would agree

not right away

he'd want to, but also no ?? ya get me

but on the other hand I think he'd be more vocal about it and talk it out properly with you

he might be thinking about trying it, but then wouldn't do it

i think he would do it if it was one of his members, probably Youngjo

okay bUT even though this would not happen, he might surprise you for your birthday and being Kanghyun over ;) you never know

𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧

honestly, I don't see Kanghyun kinky at all

maybe some softer kinks, but nothing extreme

so when you asked him to have a threesome with Leedo he'd be kinda shocked

as he'd not expect such question and never really though about it

oh man i honestly can't see him agreeing to that

maybe but only MAYBE If it was what you really wanted, but still not sure

"you know I love you, but can't we try something else instead?"

𝐊𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐞

"wHAT?" *insert a Keonhee shocked meme*

would be his reaction when you asked him to have a threesome with Dongmyeong

"You know that's my member's twin right?"

You'd nod

"It's like inviting Dongju"

he'd spend hours talking about it, already lowkey forgetting why he started talking about it in the 1st place

okay but when you remind him he'd still have the same reaction

i don't see him being into this that much honestly and i feel like he'd get a bit jelly if there was Dongmyeong doing something only hE is supposed to to

𝐇𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠

this bitch-

i mean he'd be so intrigued honestly

you want Dongmyeong? Okay he's in

you want Harin? Okay he's also in

he'd want to try and experiment with such things so you bringing this up would make his thoughts go wild

whatcha know, maybe he will like it and it won't be a one time thing ;)

but as much as he might enjoy it, i think if this was about to happen he'd only probably want onewe members, not his own

just because that way he might end up not being in control which would result in whining

a lot

𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐲𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠

okay so, he'd also be intrigued when you asked him to have a threesome with Hwanwoong

honestly I don't think he was thinking about this before you'd mentioned it

but now he is thinking about it and he likes it

"have long have you been thinking about this?"

he'd ask you with one eyebrow rised (you know what I'm talking aboutㅠㅠ)

and also

"I didn't know you were this kinky"

he'd ask Hwanwoong kinda awkwardly first tbh, what he thought about the idea

however this time i see him being more on the dom side, just because you have a company and he can't let anyone else be in charge but him

or you can try to be in charge, If you're are ready for two whining boys lmao

𝐗𝐢𝐨𝐧

okay no matter who you suggest, it's a no

mr. pillow princ(ess) right here would not allow for some reasons tbh

first, then he'd actually have to do something

second, I think he wouldn't be confident in himself If there was another person involved, especially his older members/friends

would be a bit embarrassed ngl

and also a brat

would whine each time you'd touch the other person

and If you didn't pay attention to him right away he'd be the brattiest bitch ever

loving him

𝐂𝐲𝐚

okay hear me out

he's shy and young, right

bUt I have a strong gut feeling that he might be a bit more kinky than we see him rn (as he's shy)

i think, when you asked him to have a threesome with Keonhee (??) he'd agree

of course would be shy af, but he'd really want to try

oh and also, don't @ me yet again but I'm sure he'd be thinking about some of these kinky stuff before

but kinda wouldn't know how to approach you with it

so as for Giwook, it's a yes

[at-the-exd-of-everythixg]

][Rhys and Finn for the ship meme][

@blind-mutant

Ship meme

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - I'd say a good few years! For Holyverse they'd last for centuries but for normalverse I'd say quite a while too since Finn and Rhys work so well together.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Rhys fell for Finn within a month I'd say since Finn spoils him and honestly Finn was probably just a week or two behind him.

How was their first kiss? - Nervous af for Finn, who was quite tense and jittery and Rhys was nervous too, but I can imagine he helped relax Finn and found it rather amusing with the fact that Finn's ears and tail would have been flapping wildly during their kiss.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - I'd say...Finn? He's more the type to prepare and set something up over long-term and I bet he used baking treats to surprise Rhys.

Who is the best man/men? - Peter rabbit? sjjsjs let's be honest; neither Finn or Rhys know that many people.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - I would say someone at Finn's work since that's like,,,the most people he knows admittedly.

Who did the most planning? - They both did but I think Rhys more since Rhys wanted it to be perfect.

Who stressed the most? - Rhys did for his worries and panic and cue Finn having to snuggle him for a lot of time.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. - something small, special and sweet!

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Rhys's whole family lmao.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Rhys is mostly, though Finn likes to take charge once in a while.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Rhys, but Finn does like to do it more and more as he gets more confident and likes to tease Rhys more.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now - goes through the roof when Finn hits his rut though!

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head - It varies a lot!

How long do they normally last? - Rhys lasts longer than Finn, but Finn's stamina means that he can cum and go again for a few rounds very quickly.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Rhys gets more, but that's only because Finn can go for a WHILE and tends to be easily satisfied.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. -

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. - TRY and pull these two apart, I dare you, they're so cuddled into each other.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None.

How many children will they adopt? - I think maybe one or two? Finn wants every child in the world but Rhys points out their limits.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Finn does.

Who is the stricter parent? - Funny enough I'd say Finn? He has a more normal childhood and would know limits better than Rhys who wants to pamper his kids.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both of them but Rhys mostly since he's the one who picks them up.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Rhys remembers and reminds Finn to do so.

Who is the more loved parent? - I mean,,,u can't resist the parent with bunny ears and a fluffy tail,,,

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Finn. I fucking KNOW Rhys would start fights.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Both of these weenies did!!

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Finn is as Rhys would be in trouble with them too.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Finn does.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - I'd say Finn since he's a vegetarian.

Who does the grocery shopping? - They both do it together but Rhys more at night or when Finn's at work.

How often do they bake desserts? - Finn usually brings something back home every night!

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They both love salads but Rhys still eats some meats, mostly when he's craving it or for health.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Rhys is with Finn's favourite take away/

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Rhys more but tbh they don't much since Finn has to then hide his ears.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Rhys.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Rhys does more since he has more time.

Who is really against chores? - Neither of them except for Finn during his ruts.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Finn does.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither really...Peter.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Finn does since he's more worried about people coming into his home.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Rhys does and he uses it to buy 1 Kiss from Finn.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Rhys does.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Rhys technically takes Peter out into the garden while he has a smoke.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every year! Both of them like making/buying decorations and it helps set the mood!

What are their goals for the relationship? - Rhys wants to be able to get a job and help support the household I'd imagine and Finn would like to be able to get better about being more open as a mutant for Rhys's benefit and to make him happy.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Rhys.

Who plays the most pranks? - Rhys and Peter!

[sonxflight-a2]

Ultimate Ship Meme for Northern Lights <3

☯ Ultimate Ship Meme ║ @kathexismania​​​ ☯

✧❄ General:

Rate the Ship: Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP

How long will they last? As long as they’re able to, the bois are not quitters and treat each other with devotion and respect.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? It took some time, but their similarities helped to develop the general connection rather quickly.

How was their first kiss? Soft, cautious and deliberate; likely happened during yet another treament of each other’s wounds.

✧❄ Wedding:

Who proposed? Both almost simultaneously, with Kuai being a bit faster here.

Who is the best man/men? Probably Smoke on Kuai’s side lol

Who did the most planning? They would plan it alongside each other, it’s a special day for both of them after all.

Who stressed the most? Neither, or Kuai was a bit nervous at first but his worries were prompt to dispell.

How fancy was the ceremony?: Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Any bastard who’d be intent to ruin this lmao

✧❄ Sex:

Who is on top? Both are dom leaning switches, but Ryou tooks the lead at first, only for Kuai to show oneself being a quick learner even when it comes to such intimacy.

Who is the one to instigate things? I see them both being a coqquetish™ lil shits who are teasing the heck out of each other aka either do lol

How healthy is their sex life?: Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they?: Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head (they’re closeted kinksters for sure but nothing too extreme)

How long do they normally last? Depends, but Edenian blood allows them to have rather prolonged sessions :^)

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? Yep; the bois like it to be fair and would ever aspire to come simultaneously.

How rough are they in bed?: Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it (tho  a g a i n  it depends on their joint mood)

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do?: No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory (bois are touch-starved af, tho they mostly avoid any public displays)

✧❄ Children:

How many children will they adopt? One or two, can see both wanting to raise a dotter tbh

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? They attend to the kid in equal measure.

Who is the stricter parent? Oddly enough, but Ryou; Kuai is a bit softer / more lenient here cos he wants his kid to have a fulfilled joyful childhood in contrast to what he had to come through.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Both would be hella worried dads and would strive to protect their kids from any unwanted recklessness and danger.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Either, and they’re likely to discuss who packs at which day of week.

Who is the more loved parent? That would depend on the kid’s character, but they’re quite similar men so there wouldn’t be strong preference.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both would in Modern AU, they care about their kid’s environment.

Who cried the most at graduation? Neither; didn’t mean they wouldn’t be happy for their kid tho

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Either would, the joint reprimand is sure to follow the whole bailing out process.

✧❄ Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? Somehow, I see them both being pretty decent cooks???

Who is the most picky in their food choice? Neither when to comes to each other’s cooking lol

Who does the grocery shopping? Most often, it’s Ryou when it comes to Modern AU

How often do they bake desserts? Occasionally??? Can see Kuai baking moon cakes at times tho

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Seafood gourmets, both of them.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Either is able to.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? Can be Modern Ryou when the mood strikes him, he’s certain to pick the place with quiet environment and enough privacy.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? Neither lmao

✧❄ Chores:

Who cleans the room? They do this together once necessary.

Who is really against chores? Neither.

Who cleans up after the pets? Both would.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Neither, they aren’t some lazy slobs lmao

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Neither actually would???

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Neither, they’re too tidy to leave the money where this not belongs.

✧❄ Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? Depends; they would take their time once it’s shared, bath especially :^)

Who takes the dog out for a walk? Ryou is likely the one to have a dog in the first place, so it would be him.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Not too often, but they would likely put the decorations on more frequently once there are kids.

What are their goals for the relationship? To have the one who understands. To gain the support and grounding point in the face of each other. To find the solace in another while being blessed to experience the presiousness of deep reciprocated love and devotion. 

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? A rare occasion either can experience once being in each other arms, however, they’re usually the early birds not always at will tho.

Who plays the most pranks? Kuai??? Something harmless and puerile perhaps, abd only once he’s comfortable enough to exhibit such playfulness.

[benisalilbitch]

the generals of the wild hunt (eredin, imlerith and caranthir)? can be all or your fav pick :3

My thirsty ass is back on schedule and thank you so much for this ask! I'm gonna be honest though, I had absolutely no idea what their names were and I didn't know there was more than 1 person until I had to fight 3 of them (I was like 'wait a minute... Didn't I kill you already?) lmao, so they're gonna be a bit short. I still love them tho! So here you go with the hottest bad guys

Eredin Bréacc Glas

Hot, dark, bad guy? Well, mark me down as scared and horny. Fuck yeah, will bang this hot fucker. 14/10

As you may have noticed by now, my hoe ass has no limit and I will totally fuck the bad guys too, no shame. My King Eredin is one hot fucker and I totally have a thing for elves, pale people and people who wear black eyeliner. It's also worth mentioning that this mf is huge, like holy fuck, yes please.

I never expected Eredin to look so hot when he took off his mask and damn, I was pleasantly surprised. Why are bad guys so damn sexy? Dunno, but I'm still gonna fuck them all. Also, his voice. That fucker can kill anyone as long as he keeps talking and I'll just close my lil eyes and pretend I'm not seeing anything. Speaking of eyes, holy shit. I'm a sucker for weird creepy eyes and this guy has just that. I'm 100% sure I will die if this guy stared at me for more than 10 minutes and I'd be more than okay with that.

The big bad elf can totally fuck me up anytime he wants and I'll gladly join The Wild Hunt if it means having the King for myself.

Imlerith

Huge mf with a badass armor and some cool face makeup? Fuck yeah. 14/10

Imlerith pulls a huge power move when we meet him for the last time. He's having the time of his life in full armor with a bunch of succubus, like, who does that? Who prepares to meet their enemy while having an orgy? Big power move. My boy gives 0 shits about that dumb slut Geralt and just waits patiently while his hoe ass climbs up the mountain and has some fun with some hot horny (hehe) girls.

This boy is definitely into some kinky shit. He's into fucking in public, clearly, some powerplay and choking (sorry). Let's just say my hoe ass has no limit and he can definitely try any of those anytime he wants. His voice isn't as cool as Eredin's, but maybe that's just me. Either way his name is pretty cool and we stan hot guys with hot names in this house.

Imlerith can choke me anytime and my hoe ass would say thank you.

Caranthir Ar-Feinel

The hot magic fucker with a pretty cool staph? Will bang, my hoe ass is ready. 13/10

I want to thank Caranthir for giving us that hot Eskel scene that I somehow forgot it existed. What's hotter than watching two huge, sexy af, fuckers fight with each other? Nothing, that's what.

I don't think Caranthir ever takes his mask off, but that's okay, boo. I still dig your cool and scary mask and you don't have to do anything you're not comfortable with. He clearly has self steem issues after getting his ass kicked, but we'll work through those together.

I will totally bang any guy that can teleport. Who doesn't want to fuck with a hot general is super cool armor in every part of the world? Sign me the fuck up.

Send me The Witcher 3 characters and I'll rate them along with my thot thoughts.

[trickstercaptain]

Hi Lottie! So, you may have talked about this before and I just haven't seen it, but I have a biased interest, so could you tell me about Jack's relationship with Tia Dalma? I haven't read TPOF (yet), so I don't know if it goes into that more, but I'm curious and I always like reading your metas. :>

ahhh of course fae!! i haven’t talked about them in a while but Jack’s relationship with Tia Dalma is one of my absolute favourites in the entire franchise because of how similar they are at their core, so i will happily ramble about them for a little while! I’m also gonna refer to her in this predominantly as Tia Dalma rather than Calypso because that is how Jack knows her for the majority of their relationship ( Jack doesn’t find out for sure that she’s Calypso until he overhears hers and Barbossa’s conversation in AWE before the Brethren meeting, but he absolutely has his suspicions about her before then )

TPOF doesn’t actually add a huge amount regarding their relationship ( Tia Dalma doesn’t appear in it but Jack mentions her several times and seems to have this fascination with/crush on her at this point in his life ), but along with the young Jack Sparrow books it confirms that Jack has known her since he was a teenager. he also has his compass in the Shipwreck chapters ( set when he’s 20 years old ), so we know that Tia Dalma gave it to him sometime before that. regardless of my own headcanons concerning Jack’s mother, we also know that Jack has no maternal influence either in TPOF or any other media since she was effectively banned from being mentioned by the House of Mouse themselves, which is why I think Tia Dalma in some part fulfils that role for him. so the easiest way to define the relationship that Jack has with her in my opinion is as this slightly unorthodox mix of maternal and intimate 

they are absolutely intimate and have slept together at least once before AWE ( more than likely pre-CotBP but post-mutiny, if I had to pin it down in his timeline ), which is indicated not just by the flirting but by the throwaway line in AWE about Tia Dalma being one of the four people that Jack accuses of trying to kill him in the past ( the other three are Barbossa, Elizabeth, who succeeded, and Will ). when Jack addresses her directly, she says:

“Don’t tell me you didn’t enjoy it at the time.”

“Fair enough, all right, you’re in.”

the innuendo of this whole exchange implies that the occasion Tia Dalma tried to kill him was during sex and likely kinky af lmao. it’s also safe to assume that after this particular incident, Jack gives her a wide berth for some time seeing as, in DMC, he’s very reluctant to seek her out and, when Gibbs says that he’ll watch Jack’s back, Jack’s response is ‘It’s me front I’m worried about.’ again, innuendo that implies these two were sexually intimate until a point where Jack was subsequently scared off. but I don’t think this is a simple friends-with-benefits sort of relationship, at least not for Jack ( you can debate Tia Dalma’s attachment to Jack but I truly do think she is fond of him in a way that she is fond of very few humans, even in spite of his connection to the Brethren Court, considering her petname for him and the way she acts around him ). it’s not love either, at least not in the traditional sense of the word in a romantic context, but this is where Jack’s feelings get complicated because of that maternal aspect to their relationship

I think Tia Dalma’s influence in Jack’s early, teenage life is very formative for him. you only have to look at TPOF to see how he references her a fair bit in relation to not just the situations he finds himself in ( anything faintly supernatural = oh yeah like tia dalma lmao ), but also in how Jack approaches relationships and I think this is the big one. for someone who grew up on Shipwreck Cove where the main exposure to women Jack would have had would likely be the sex workers operating in the island’s brothels, and the only exposure to relationships would be that between the sex workers and the sailor clientele ( plus the sailors he’d know who had wives and children in some port somewhere ), knowing a woman like Tia Dalma, who is powerful, untameable, takes multiple lovers and desires freedom above all else would be very important in shaping who Jack ultimately becomes in his adult life. he talks about this in TPOF too:

“Tia Dalma isn’t ‘mine,’ love,” he corrected her. “She’s her own woman, make no mistake. No man will ever possess her. She’s…” he groped for words to express something indefinable he’d always sensed about the hoodoo sorceress. “She’s…she…sometimes it seems like she wears her woman’s body…the way you would wear a gown.” He shivered. “She has power,” he said. “Real power. She’s no one I’d want to cross.”

also -- and i know these headcanons are kinda shot down by Teague’s presence in AWE and canon established in TPOF but -- it was always my personal theory that it was Tia Dalma who first fashioned Jack’s hair into dreads and introduced him to kohl, plus that she was the one Jack brought the liberated slaves to when he went rogue from the EITC --- and I really wish TPOF had gone that route rather than ignoring that obvious scene at the very end of DMC where the remainder of the Pearl’s crew return to Tia Dalma’s shack and the river is full of what look like ex-slaves/maroons who are holding candles in vigil to Jack ( it also adds a whole other dimension to the scene when Jack first arrives at Tia Dalma’s shack and is looking rather on edge at the faces staring at them in the rowboat from behind the trees, but i digress ). 

then there’s the compass ( we’re ignoring how he got it in DMTNT ), and even if we don’t take into account the weird powers that DMTNT’s script gifted it with, it’s established in TPOF to be a very powerful magical object. Tia Dalma gives this to Jack when he is a teenager. it’s clear that either she knows Jack well enough to know the real him very well, or that she sees enough of his destiny to trust him with something like that and agree to trade it.