#time to end this bitch
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you guys won’t believe this but i’m actually writing the next part of infinitely you
if all goes as planned, i’ll be ending it in the next two parts <3 because the poor ole boy has certainly run its course
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Lmao OMFG Martin. He's now confirmed to have been jealous of
- (possibly lesbian?) Cop for daring to have private conversations with Jon
- literal embodiment of death Jon has only metaphorically met in a coma-dream
- lady he talked to for half an hour, once
Truly he is the "you know other people" meme
#i mean he was also catty to georgie but at least that's his ex gf#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#jonmartin#jmart#so so unhinged#i know people mostly love to coo over him bc they have self-esteem issues and social anxiety too#i simo over him for being a jealous petty argumentative passive aggressive bitch with oh so many issues#truly the character of all time#WHEN JON TALKED WITH HELEN HE'S BEEN BARELY NICE TO MARTIN AND ALSO ACCUSED YOU OF MURDER??#are you OK Martin???#i know it ended to working out but please have better taste girl
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sometimes i stalk fancy bakery instagram and
#actually we SHOULD normalize celebrating the end of a bad or mediocre relationship#congratulations on getting your life back!#congratulations on no more wasted time and heartache! congrats on no more throwing away effort on someone who is not worth it!#that is PROGRESS bitch
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mombin pt 9!! it's been too long i'm sorry
(1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8)
#stobin#stranger things#mombin#steve harrington#robin buckley#this is a panic attack i could see myself having no matter how badly i wanted kids#shit's terrifying#also i need to stop trying different brushes i hate it literally every time#also i'm in the 'fic writers stop demonising nancy' club#i Eat it when relationships end badly but let it be NOBODY'S fault#like think of the WORST breakup you had as a teenager. as a former 15 year old you're just so stupid and that's ok#sometimes 'i love you but we're absolutely not supposed to keep doing this' is MORE painful than one person being a raging bitch
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Mote in your brother's eye (dp x dc)
Danyal Al Ghul was born part of a set. Twins were a blessing he’d heard people say, but Mother’s face said otherwise. And Danyal had started seeing why when he turned four. When their instructors started praising one over the other, favouring, comparing one against the other.
It hadn’t stopped there. As they grew, it seemed everyone had decided one twin was superior to the other and though Danyal knew it wasn’t true, and he knew it wasn’t fair, it seemed nobody cared. Damian and him tried, they really did, but there was nothing to do about it and the Twins turned into the Heir and the Spare.
And when one night, Mother’s spymaster came to report that Ra’s was looking for the spare, Danyal knew it was over. Mother was a flurry of controlled movement, and his own mind was whirling at breakneck speeds, but Damian was calm. And that broke Danyal’s heart.
"Put this on," Mother said, handing them identical robes. Danyal and Damian were always given different sets of clothes, to make them easily distinguishable. It seemed Mother was banking on their identical features for additional protection.
Danyal put it on, and Damian followed, albeit more slowly.
"Grandfather is only looking for one of us,". his twin said calmly.
"Damian," Mother said warningly.
"Mother, there is no choice, we hav-"
"I will not hear of it," she interrupted Damian ferociously. "Now, follow me."
Dayal looked to his twin’s hard features and pale face and his eyes began to burn. It wasn’t fair.
They followed after their mother’s, silent footsteps in the high hallways.
"We will not make it out," Damian said quietly to himself, "not like this."
Danyal took a deep, steadying breath, painfully aware his twin was right.
"Damian," he started and his twin turned to him to raise an imperious eyebrow. "Damian, I’m sorry."
His twin scoffed and turned away, hurrying towards their mother who was opening up a corner of the wall, which she had told them held a passageway leading to the outside of the compound.
"Quick," Mother said and gestured towards the hole in the wall.
Damian went in first, looking like he wanted to grumble but was too well-trained to do so.
Once he had disappeared into the darkness, Mother looked over at Danyal. But he did not move.
"Danyal," she started.
"Mother," he said and stared back and he saw the understanding in her eyes. Her eyes flashed.
"I will go," she said.
"You cannot."
"Danyal-"
"There is no time to argue," he said. "Grandfather is not a patient man."
She held his gaze for a second longer, before her shoulder lowered. She reached for Danyal’s nape and brought him in close to kiss his forehead.
"Be quick, dearest," she said as she stroked his hair. "Make me proud."
"I will," Danyal promised. He gave her a fragile smile. "Tell Damian I love him.’
"I will," she swore and then she was gone.
As Danyal walked towards his Grandfather’s quarters, there were people stepping out of his way in the halls. The boy ignored the stares as he fixed his eyes into the distance, his chin up and proud.
He arrived in front of his Grandfather’s intricately ornamented doors much sooner than he would’ve hoped and was let in immediately.
Grandfather was standing, his back to the door, standing in front of a desk.
"I had begun to believe you would not show, child" Grandfather said.
Danyal bowed his head deferential and did not answer.
"You are not a coward at the very least," the man said as he turned back, his piercing stare settling on Danyal. The latter had to stifle the urge to flinch.
Grandfather then turned back towards the table to grab a dagger off the desk and at this, Danyal stepped back, his own hand going to his knife.
The man smirked, seemingly amused. "Do you believe I will kill you?"
His hand still over his knife, Danyal shrugged carefully. "I do not know what to believe."
Grandfather let out a chuckle and then he moved and Danyal reacted, his hand going for his knife and in the same movement towards Grandfather’s neck when he was stopped dead by his grandfather’s dagger in his gut.
A pained grunt escaped him and he struggled to stay to his feet, but he was already unbalanced from the attack and he crumpled to the ground with a cry of pain as the dagger buried itself deeper.
"What a waste," Grandfather’s voice cut through the haze of pain. "You were a disappointment to the end, Damian."
"Get him out of my sight," was the last Danyal heard of it before he was lost to oblivion.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#twins au#despite them being pitted against each other they love each other#Danny Fenton#danyal al ghul#Damian Wayne#damian al ghul#roxpox#roxpoxwrote#Every time I write about the Al Ghul family I feel like it always ends up giving shakespearian family tragedy/Hamlet vibes#These bitches be so dramatic
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"He sits there for another two hours, with Legend cradled tightly in his arms, the lantern glowing in his grasp, a small island of warmth and light in the cold darkness. With nothing but his memories, and the slow, quiet draw of Legend’s breath, to keep him company."
First time sharing my Linked Universe fanart here, after lurking in the fandom for years - I was emboldened to do so by @kikker-oma 's lovely Fan Joy July event. This illustration is for Clearing the Air, a story by Sinnatious which has embedded itself deep into my psyche and refuses to leave. It's genuinely great writing - go read it if you haven't and enjoy heavy angst, wilderness survival, and old men being absolutely, perfectly, 100% fine, thank you very much.
#i had way too much fun with the shadows on this... turn up the brightness if you want to be jumpscared by feels >:)#how is time so calm about everything? if i think too hard about his life again i'm going to scream like legend...#but at the same time i absolutely get it. dissociation is a bitch and something i personally deal with on a daily basis#mfs when fictional characters are relatable: oh boy! now put them in horrifying situations <3#this fic tho... my dude really earned that twelve hour nap by the end#my art#digital art#the legend of zelda#linked universe#linkeduniverse#fan joy july#fanjoyjuly#hero of legend#lu legend#hero of time#lu time#all night mask#artists on tumblr
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I think the funniest possible codywan AU would be for Obi-Wan to drop his lightsaber like two seconds into Order 66 and seeing this just completely overrides the brain chip as Cody explodes with rage because this just happened two minutes ago YOU KARKING JEDI
#cody ends up following obi-wan to tatooine and spends the entire time bitching him out for dropping his lightsaber again#obi-wan goes from “thank god you're not brainwashed” to “i get it shut up shut the fuck up” real fast#cody keeps the lightsaber this time and obi-wan can't sweet-talk him into giving it back cause cody's over his saber-dropping bullshit#codywan
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there are two types of elden ring fan:
the normal one
and then this guy
#the second guy just doesn’t like what he read#obviously fromsoft were lying#just like how they lie about malenia being undefeated or that the fight between her and radahn ended in a stalemate#everything’s a lie when it comes to miquella and malenia apparently#and yet people will bend over backwards and come up with the most elaborate shit#to try and paint certain other characters as mr nice guy who can do no wrong#truly the fandom of all time#bitch my girl did not go through hell and back dragging her wife all the way home just to get slandered like this#cleanrot knight finlay#malenia blade of miquella#elden ring
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Vanitas stop projecting it's not making your case any more convincing
#GOD the dialogue here was a BITCH to write#it kept getting waaay too long and i had to keep editing and readjusting it#i ended up rewriting it THREE TIMES#vanitas STOP MONOLOUGING SO MUCH#vanitas#ventus#vanven#kinda. not like inherently but like. yk#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts birth by sleep#kh#kh bbs#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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I'm a Kai Winn apologist but not because I think she's a good person. She's a compelling tragic character
#Winn is a pawn of the prophets#they purposefully did not talk to her#even quark has an orb experience#but the Kai doesn't get one word#she is holding onto her faith by a string and the wormhole aliens put her in that position for their own gain#the prophets are like lol snip snip bitch#they put her through hell because they needed her to bring the reckoning with the pah wraiths#she's ambitious and calculating yeah but she also lived through the worst of the occupation#plenty of people come out of trauma with negative attributes#it doesn't excuse her behavior but maybe it explains some of it#she really does just want what's best for Bajor#through the worst of it she still believes#the prophets are more ambitious cold and calculating than Kai Winn is#her crisis of faith happens because she finally gets word from her gods that she has been loyal to all this time#and it ends up being the pah wraiths and she still struggles to turn to their side#she was written as a grating character and they write her so well#star trek deep space nine#before ds9 goes off my radar for 3 months#Kai Winn#meta#I could have written that as a cohesive post and not a tag essay...
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I have gathered a vast collection of alastor doing the hand over the month and a bit hazbin has been out
I'm gonna continuously edit this post whenever I find more
Now sit back and enjoy these screenshots of the silliest guy in hazbin hotel :] (aside from lucifer)
I CANT ADD ANYMORE NOOOOOO
I reposted this with more images here :>
#hes just a little fruity#all the best ones are here#nevermind all the good ones are on both posts#there are 3 reposts now it just mever ends.#can people please like this post i spent way too much time looking through the show for these screenshots Q-Q#hazbin#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#radio demon#fruity alastor#alastor hazbin#rosie hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel rosie#this son of a bitch is so cluelessly queer#and i love him for that
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Fanart of one of my fave moments of a fic i read and love, "Can you see what i see?" It's just comical to me that Sunset is out here being a chick magnet, utterly oblivious to it. Good for her good for her!!! Writer is @averydays ! Thanks for writing awesomeness =v=
#Rarity absolutely smitten by the most clueless punk girl in canterlot high. oh dear#meanwhile Sunset just pulled the cutest nerd#mlp#the fic is a very sweet time!! lovely ending#gen 4#also avery. I am still waiting for you to check some of my writing 👁️👁️ interested in your thoughts!!#“the return of midnight sparkle” specialy#pony posting#equestria girls#scitwi#fanfiction#writing stuff#mlp gen 4#my little pony#sunset shimmer#rarity#twilight sparkle#sciset#rariset#is that the name of the ship? hmm#SUNSET PULLS BITCHES#Girl got completely oblivious rizz#sunsarity#i think thats it! fun name nyeh
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Ridonculous Race but Noah is friends with Owen part 9: Teamwork makes the dream work!
Don't you LOVE IT when Noah gets to play the stupid game? Don't you LOVE IT when Noah and Owen work together and Owen isn't left to do everything himself? Don't you LOVE IT when they mutually support each other and care enough about each other to give it their all??? Personally I love it when that happens
No transcript cause there's no dialogue. Instead have scrapped doodles for this part that I refuse to leave in the jail of the IbisPaint canvas
#total drama#total drama ridonculous race#total drama presents: the ridonculous race#tdrr#total drama noah#td noah#total drama owen#td owen#noah is friends with owen#Starry makes art#CAN I BITCH ABOUT THIS PART. ILL BE BRIEF PROMISE#the first picture was drawn in JANUARY. IVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE THIS PART SINCE JANUARY#but I struggled for 2 reasons. 1: for the life of me I didnt know how it should end and 2: for the longest time I thought I needed to draw-#-a n//emma reconciliation. and my God did I dread drawing the damn reconciliation#WHICH I DID DRAW!! IT EXISTS!! BUT I DIDNT EVEN LIKE IT I DIDNT THINK IT WAS NECESSARY!! SO I FOUGHT FOR MONTHS OVER WHAT ON EARTH COULD BE#-A BETTER ENDING TO THIS PART. I DREW THE RECONCILIATION JUST TO TRASH IT. THIS PART HATED ME#but here we are. the ending to this part is a callback to the high five of the first episode but with so much more passion behind it#that's as good of an ending this part gets#I think the next part's the last one. I promise that one will go much smoother than this one
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“oh jason was the happy robin” this “oh he wasn’t at all angsty like people think” that well if you bitches want to have your canonical happy robin you better accept that you’re getting natural-redhead-dyes-his-hair-black-exact-copy-of-dick’s-backstory jason too. can’t have one without the other
#razpost#dc#if you’re using crime alley backstory jason you gotta accept he was one moody bitch#OBVIOUSLY not all the time he was a silly guy ofc but like… that’s because he only got to exist for 3 years before he was exploded#and he was gettin pretty angsty towards the end you must accept he was in fact kind of the tough punk aggro robin#he was just also silly :3 all the robins have been feral and this it’s important jason was not an exception#jason#jason todd#batman
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loop and mirabelle. That's it that's the ask
DAY 84: enrolled in the gossip wars
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#mirabelle isat#isat spoilers#vaguely. mostly for the tags#i think it'd be sooo funny if like. loop and mirabelle postcanon.#loop has rejoined the party somewhat recently and they are not at all adapting. to be honest. reunion probably happened too soon#bc they are a siffrin which means they are disgustingly sentimental. their ass is not taking the time to discover themself as a new person.#do you really think loop is gonna take their own advice.lol.#lmao even#Ok so anyways i think the party and loop would have a weird thing going on#like theyre all extremely grateful to loop. and they trust loop through the general basis of theyre apparently very dear to siffrin#but fucking nobody knows what to make of this bitch. odile knows they are hiding Something but she has no certain evidence to pin it down.#isabeau can't catch loop alone for more than 5 seconds. has the distinct sense they're avoiding him and he does not know why#bonnie....well tbh i think they'd vibe with loop. bonnie win.#mirabelle. i think she wouldn't really like loop? not at first anyways#do you remember in sasasap mirabelle telling siffrin(loop) that for a long time she thought they were a callous sort of person#bc they never took anything seriously at all. like the whole journey didnt mean anything. until they took an eye for bonnie#i think mirabelle would catch a similar vibe towards loop(lol.) bc like#like loop's main presence in the group is negging siffrin and being weird and dodgy around everyone else#i don't even think they'd be mean to the others but they would do everything in their power to throw the party zero bones#so all mirabelle has to go on for loop is that they're kind of a dickhead to her friend and that they're not receptive to normal group#social activities. i think being on the receiving end of mirabelle's kindness would make loop kind of sad and she'd pick up on it#but like. loop is inexplicably important to siffrin. she doesn't know the details bc neither of them want to talk at all about the loops#and i think siffrin would be especially dodgy abt talking about loop in the interrim between them rejoining and them being Presumed Dead#so mirabelle tries a new strategy to bridge the gap between her and loop. the power of Mutual Haterism#more specifically i think mirabelle would get the impression of loop as being much more of a bitch than they actually are#due to the aforementioned siffrin negging#so like. maybe that's just how they socialize maybe they'd be down to talk about hot takes and gossip a bit
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Local Natlan fruits
#genshin impact#mualani#xilonen#xilolani#alternatively titled me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic#NEW NATION NEW PAIRING I PULLED OUTTA MY ASS BASED PURELY ON VIBES#also one that will definitely just end up a rarepair like the rest of them#okay delusion time but this pairing has a chance of being blessed with screentime (it doesnt) and fandom adoration (at most maybe 7 fans)#look a broken clock is right twice a day so there's still hope for me (there isnt)
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