#time for a switcheroo

[ask-ranma-and-ryoga]

This brings Beach Arc (aka “P-Chan Reveal Arc” aka “Hibiki Family Reunion Arc”) to a close, at long, long last.

A brand new arc finally begins starting March 12th!

Are you ready for a switcheroo?

[zorangezest]

Oh you KNOW swapped!Soundwave lets his kids get away with ANYTHINGGG nobody's safe 🙏

oh yes he does

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Yet another relatively one dimensional silly AU with a silly premise rendered UNNECESSARILY COMPLEX by my stupid need to make the lore wayyyy too in depth

[sixteenth-days]

Eldritch Cleo?

Cleo reaches for a bit of not-quite timeline She wakes up at dawn and sits at the bowl-edge of Atlantis to take care of her post-games routine, gets everything set to rights before Joe drops by, is free to accompany him materials-gathering right away and pulls it away from where it shimmers into non-existence, snaps it off and threads it through the eye of her needle. Joe is sitting beside her, at the bowl-edge of Atlantis, eyes carefully shut and averted.

She always has to do a bit of maintenance, after the games. All those possibilities and snap decisions mess her higher dimensions right up, and it’s not like she’s any less piecemeal undead in the conceptual and metaphysical than in the flesh. She pulls a long thin string of sinew from the bowl beside her left thigh, threads it through the eye beside the bit of timeline, twists them together, ties a knot at the ends. That’ll do.

Joe fidgets impatiently, probably trying to decide whether it’s better for him to be right here to remind her to fold herself back together when she’s done, or literally anywhere else on the server, doing literally anything else. She ignores him, reaches up-around-past-through to grab at one of her leftmost limbs, half-detached and up beside her fifth spine. The thing always needs repairing, crumpled time straining under the wear of branching minutes against the stitches that bind it to bones of flesh.

Sewing it back up is habitual, at least, needle-holes already punched through by scores of other Cleos. Cleo takes care of it quickly, in and out, in and out, tie off, drop the leftover thread to disintegrate into the temporal wastebasket of the ocean below. Then she turns to Joe.

“Well, does it look right?”

“I’m not particularly keen on gibbering madness right now,” says Joe, a solid thing beside her, small, vast, himself, “so I couldn’t possibly say. I’m sure you’re radiant and terrible as always though.”

She snorts at him, swats at him with a limb that goes right through him and makes him shiver, and then, belatedly, with her actual solid right arm. “That’s offensive. If you gibber it’s your own fault,” she informs him. He rolls his eyes beneath his closed eyelids.

She grins at him with an entirely different Cleo’s broken mouth, and grabs for another bit of timeline.

[cable-salamdr]

Wait I wanna know do y’all hc Sora older or younger than or the same age as Jordana

[stupidlittlespirit]

leaving loving messages on sticky notes for Ford to help build new positive associations with them

Counter: Leaving them on his forehead when he falls asleep at his desk telling him off for not going to bed (lovingly) >:)

[ofthecaravel]

Come on, grab your friends!

Very loose and very @binarysunset17 inspired doodle that I did like 2 months ago and forgot about and have decided I like a lot

[rocksanddeadflowers]

when I finally started listening to the amazing devil (more than just the song the horror and the wild on loop I mean) i was already sorta hyper fixating on the mechanisms so uuuuhhhh that may have lead to only being able to mentally picture joey batey as gunpowder tim while listening. do with that what you will?

[beetlebongos]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

[t4r0tc4rdz]

Bad End au where Fern uses his shape shifting abilities for dangerous mischief (killing people in his Finn form) and Bonnie deducts that it’s Fern who’s doing it. Finn goes on a solo mission to find and stop Fern but Fern ends up killing him and hiding his body in the forest, before taking up his Finn form and telling everyone that he had to kill “Fern” bc he was too far gone,,,,

would that be fucked up or what?

[diamondsandtoads]

I just finished reading the "original" Beauty and the Beast (Villeneuve, 1740). I love how off the rails it is. It's like

Beast: you will never love me i am so ugly

Beauty: yeah you're right

Beast: ok so will you sleep with me????

---

Beauty: *dreams of handsome man* omg I love you!!!!!

Handsome man, cryptically: yes but you don't love the REAL me and if you can't love the REAL me i will never be free for you to love do not be so mean to the Beast you don't know his REAL nature

Beauty: :o whatever could you mean!

---

Beauty: ok I will marry you now

Beast: ok let's go to bed

Beauty: okay fine.............................. time to consummate.........

Beast: *passes the fuck out*

---

Beauty: tell me how you became a beast

Beast: basically my surrogate mother wanted to fuck me and got upset when I said no

Beauty: sounds legit

---

Random fairy: oh by the way beauty you're actually a fairy

[zorangezest]

PART THREE OF SWITCHAROO IS ABOUT STAR SCREAM 🥹

A sweet treat for us starscream lovers he his so amazing in ur characterization of him <3<3<3

THANJ YOU!! STARSCREAM NATION….I WILL MAKE YOU PROUD!!

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Sneak peek of a potential future Job Switcheroo lore drop :)

[lovevalley45]

liking reading from a kid is the worst thing i’ve inflicted upon myself

[hellhoundlair]

in my "Sam craving purity so much he traps an angel inside of him and never lets them go so they can make him holy from the inside forever and ever and ever. and sam already has so much experience in fighting back against lucifers control of him that he can successfully keep up the facade that he is totally normal while and angel is stuck inside him banging on the walls screaming to be let out" thoughts again

[albatris]

gonna shave my head again today gonna shave my head again today get hypeeeee