#tim's spleen

[onnahu]

Batfam but make them youtubers - their most popular videos

Bruce: How To Get Your Own Child - sex not required

Alfred: Family Dinner Vlog (everyone's alive)

Kate: How to get a girlfriend in 8 steps - tutorial

Dick: I'm not like my dad, haters!

Babs: wtf Gotham - a compilation

Jason: how to sever 8 heads in 30 minutes (hypothetically)

Cass: go scare the shit out of people with me

Tim: how I became Batman's therapist

Steph: looking for my ex's spleen day 179

Damian: stealing the batmobile pt. 82

Duke: how i became a gang leader at 13

[arrowheadedbitch]

Damian being mean to jason

Jason: Oh yeah? Well I fucked your mom, so

Damian: murder stare

Tim: Oh! Speaking of your family, does your grandpa still have my spleen?

Jason: Does he WHAT

[junespriince]

winged heart au

Ra: ah the bats doctor, nice to meet you finally.

Wally: yeah, I guess nice to meet you too, you are nicer in kidnapping. so, why was I taken, bec if it for the cave, I haven't been but my roommate Kyle is slowly getting adopted by them so.

Ra: no, I actually need you for another reason.

Wally: ... don't the pit heal everything?

Ra: yes, but I don't need a check-up. *hands him Tim's spleen in a jar* was this good or was I scammed?

Wally, speechless: I... was it like this when you took it?

Ra: yeah, is that bad?

Wally: It's rotting! You saved him... he didn't know an organ was dying... oh god.

Nightwing, whipping his head to Red Robin as well as the rest of Batfam and Talia coming in Ra home: You didn't know it was dying!?

Red Robin: ... well, I have chronic pain just assumed it was that.

Nightwing: You have Chronic Pain!? Why isn't it on your health report?

Red Robin: I don't want the government to know me.

Nightwing, stunned: I... I need a moment.

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim: *casually mentions his missing spleen*

The rest of the batfam:

[yukii0nna]

I've been scrolling through some stuff and found out the Tim's missing spleen was a tag here! I'm unfortunately not a comics reader so can anyone tell what the heck is up with that boy!!!?!! I love him but sheesh!

@punkeropercyjackson @insomniac-jay

[7weaslesinacoat]

He thinks he’s so cool- I love it

He’s such a nerdy dork and I wanna put him in my pocket

theyre so cute i love them omg. why does tim sit like that LOL

the boy wonder #3

[tiger-grace]

headcanon that after Dick Grayson being Robin all of the batkids interchangeably use “holy ____ batman” even at the worst possible moments

Steph, staring down at Tim in the medbay cot: holy common cold, batman

Tim: please stop

Steph: holy spleenless sillybilly batman

Tim: steph please

Jason Todd on the floor, bruised and bloodied: dad?

(The timer ticks down to three seconds)

Jason: well holy shitballs batman I’m going to fucking di-

KABOOM

[hehether]

Batboys Disney Princess edition

[onnahu]

Ok, so is it only me who finds Tim's rise to heroing hillarious?

Bc consider: everyone have their traumatic original story, especially in batfam (Cass's whole life, Dami's upbringing, Jay's street life, Dick's parents, Steph's father, Duke's parent. Actually everyone's parents wtv), and then there is Tim. He's rich white boy that canonically was not abused by his parents, only in fanon, that is weirdly obsessed with Dick Grayson. Not even Robin or Nightwing. Dick Grayson and his motherfucking summersault. He didn't plan on becoming Robin, it just happend bc heis sense of duty didn't let him just turn his back on Batman's villain origin storry. And then it was supposed to be Dick back as Robin, but he said 'oh fuck no' and that was it. So Tim was like 'welp, I guess it's only me' and got himself a job without any profit. And then it was just like 'it's actually fun, i'm gonna blow shit up and mess with ppl' and that was it, he was gone for heroism forever.

And then as Robin and later Red Robin he's got a shittone of trauma, but it's after. He literally don't have any deeply rooted motive for becoming a vigilante, just that he was only one that figured out who Batman was and was to nosy to just turn his back on it.

So yeh. Tim is just funny like that.

And it's all actually even funnier when you realise that he's one of the most unhinged one of Batfam. I mean they all are, but he's the one that went on crazy andventure looking for Bruce, got Ra's obsessed with him, destroyed LoA, lost his spleen and tried to clone his dead bf 99 times.

[ditzybat]

tim: ugh, i can’t go into the sewers to follow croc, can’t risk an infection

jason: what, are the sewers not good enough for your bristol bred sensibilities?

tim: i have no fucking spleen jason, of course i’m not gonna go into the fucking sewers - i’ll literally die

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

...is tim's spleen still a secret

like.

does the batfam just.

not know this very important health information.

[thenerdycupcake]

A true hunter is always improving his skills.

As the Ghost Zone's Greatest Hunter, Skulker only learns from the best.

That's why, once he hears of Spleeny, he knows he must convince the organ to train him.

It took weeks of non-stop pestering convincing, but eventually they said yes!

Red Robin: Hi I'm-

Danny: I saw your spleen in the ghost zone

[corkinavoid]

Danny, appearing out of nowhere: Hi!

Danny, reaching into Jason's chest and pulling out a misshapen, disgusting blob of dark green goo: You've got a spare part you don't need there, buddy.

Danny, molding the goo into a different shape with his bare hands, throwing the darker parts away: And, you know what they say, sharing is caring, so.

Danny, holding up the pure green and slightly glowing blob that is not melting or looking sick anymore: Here you have it, an entirely new spleen, fresh baked and up for grabs!

Danny, shoving said spleen inside Tim: Since you're missing one, you get to have it for free, no returns, you're welcome.

Danny, fading from view with a two-fingered salute: There, puzzle solved, everyone have a great day, bye!

Jason, whose Pit Rage is gone:

Tim, who has a new organ now:

Bruce, who, just like everyone else, has absolutely no idea what just happened and who that glowing kid was:

Dick:

Dick, a moment later: Hold the fuck up, when and how did you have a splenectomy, Timothy?!

[thealexanderfiles]

Jason, to himself: If I can catch Tim off guard when he comes back from patrol he'll confess about breaking my favourite Wonder Woman's mug

Jason, as Tim wanders in: Got anything to confess??

Tim, very very high off Gotham Harbor fumes: Ra's pickled my spleen.

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Tim: You know how you worry about me constantly?

Bruce: … Yes?

Tim, trying to ease Bruce into the "i don't have a spleen talk" and failing: Well now you have a reason to