#tim made me giggle

[kens-ramblings]

i personally like to think instead of Tim putting on a siren or something when he gave warning for the whole blowing up LOA buildings and stuff he played Blow by Kesha and figured they’d get the hint (it worked surprisingly well). I just think it’s funnier if we let tim be extra cunty even when he’s literally having the worst time in his life :D

i also think it’d be hilarious if like a couple years down the road the batfam still has like no clue what tim did while he was on his bruce hunt. like whenever they ask he just gets a haunted look and says “you don’t wanna know” and calls it a day. but somehow(maybe ra’s sent it to them for some power play type thing???) they get footage of this specific instance. and all of them are looking at tim in varying amounts of horror(except jason, because i also like to think he’s the only one who sees through tim’s normal human mask and sees him as unhinged as he is) and tim has to be like “well shucks guys i needed a little bit of humor in my life at the time idk what to tell you”

[lemonlimestar]

is this anything?

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

here have some gotham knights voice lines edited by me.

[fagfictions]

Thank God

Roy: It's weird to see all of you together, the four robins.

Dick: What's so weird about it?

Roy: Like I genuinely can't believe that you were all Robin at some point in time.

Damian: That's what passing down the mantle is, Harper.

Roy: Anyway, which one of you went through the most as Robin?

Damian: Richard was with father the longest.

Dick: Damian is Bruce's actual biological son which comes with all kinds of complex issues.

Jason: I'm pretty sure I win by a landslide, death and all. But it could be pretty much anyone, but Tim.

Tim: Excuse me? Why not?

Jason: I hate to break it to you, but you don't know actual real struggle, pretty bird.

Tim, under his breath: Thank God.

Everyone, who heard him loud and clear: ???

[versasfanficwastedump]

like i know it’s probably out of character but i think it would be really funny if Tim’s friends thought his older brother(s) were really cool

like you know when you were like a freshman in high school and there was always one kid with a sibling who was like the senior quarterback or something, and everyone just thought that was so neat? (pls tell me this is not a unique experience)

like just once i want bart to be like “oh my god you’re having dinner with nightwing that’s so cool oh my god” and tim’s like ??? yes??? we have dinner like twice a week???

or kon comes over to find jason digging through tim’s files for something and he’s like holy shit tim red hood is in your HOUSE and tim’s been sick of jason’s shit since he got there three hours ago so he’s like ya and i really wish he wasn’t

[ssickst4rz-net]

random ass art dump HEKAHAJXK i haven’t fed y’all enough

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there’s sm alex oh my god 😭 just proves that I enjoy the alex ships a lot LMAOAOOWJWKJCJEJ

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[woafofbread]

I LOVE HIS ANGRY LIL FACE! He’s my fav of the set

Etsy

[ameliagiovanna0]

Feel Your Kiss On Me

Title from For You by Liam Payne and RIta Ora

Requested by @whiskeyloverbae ​ , thank you! 💕

“Tim has a hickey and he thinks it’s hidden by his collar but Angela calls him out on it. “

“Lucy!” Tim called from the bathroom.

“What?” Lucy returned, coming around the corner from her bedroom.

He couldn’t help but rake his eyes over her in the kimono and sleep shorts she wore, her hair wound messily on top of her head.

He grumbled, remembering he was trying to be pissed at her, and gestured to his neck and the purplish mark forming there.

“Oops,” she posited, but the mischievous grin that spread across her features betrayed her.

“Lucy, we have work today! What am I supposed to do with this?”

“I’ll go put a spoon in the freezer,” she tucked her lips between her teeth, trying to suppress her laughter.

Lucy rounded the corner once again, wrapping her arms around his waist as he dragged a razor through the shaving cream on his face.

She pressed her lips to his bare back, “You adding to the mess you’ve created?”

She smiled against his skin, “I wasn’t planning on it, but now that you mention it,” she chortled as she nipped at his shoulder.

“Luce!” he tried not to laugh, trying desperately to be mad at her, “We share a locker room!”

“Oh, like it’s the first time one of you’s had a mark.”

“It’s a hickey, Luce. I have a reputation.”

He tapped the razor in the sink before turning around in her arms to her raised eyebrow, “We both know that went out the window when you met me.”

“You’re impossible,” he said as his hand found the sides of her face. 

Tim wore a collared shirt into the station, forgoing his usual henley in hopes of hiding the mark his girlfriend left the night before, the frozen spoon not doing much to dull the offensive color. He put his white undershirt on and then uniform top on as fast as humanly possible, hoping none of the other officers noticed. He adjusted the collar in the mirror on the inside of his locker door and hoped it would stay in place all day.

“I should’ve starched these,” he complained to himself.

He left the locker room, seemingly unscathed. Angela asked him to see her when he came in for the day, so he made his way to her desk with two cups of coffee.

“Ange,” he set her cup in front of her.

“Hey, she greeted, “Thanks. The name Dennis Rand ring any bells?”

“Jesus,” he groaned as he balanced his arm on his duty belt.

“I’ll take that as a ‘yes?’”

“I’ve arrested him maybe ten times over the years. Why?”

“He managed to get invol–”

Tim turned his head at the sound of glass shattering on the other side of the bullpen.

“Damnit, Smitty!” Angela barked before he even made it into her field of view.

“I’m sorry! It just slipped out of my hands!”

“Clean it up! That’s the third one this week!” she finally braved a glance at the mess of broken porcelain and coffee on the floor. 

Angela looked up, Tim’s head still pulled in the direction of Smitty dejectedly slinking toward the janitor’s closet.

“Timothy…”

His body stiffened as she stood up. It was never good when she used his full name.

He turned toward her, “Yes, Angela?”

She pinched the collar of his shirt, pulling it away from his body and laughing like a maniac. He rolled his eyes at her antics.

“Tim,” she managed to get out between snorts, “Is that a hickey?”

“I’m going to kill her,” he griped.

Angela simply laughed harder, nearly doubling over, having to brace herself with a hand on the edge of her desk.

“Are you done?” he asked when she managed to stand up straight again.

“Oh, no. Not even close.” 

“You two have fun last night?” She giggled again, “Oh, lemme guess. You bet on who could list the most penal codes in sixty seconds, and this was your punishment for losing?”

“No, wait! Lucy decided that she’d had enough of other women hitting on you, so she finally decided to do something about it?”

Tim blushed. This is not the conversation he’d envisioned for his Monday morning.

“No, no, I got it. Were you misbehaving?”

“I have work to do,” he turned to walk away.

“No, Tim, wait!” she tried not to laugh again. 

He turned around only long enough to flip her the bird.

“Your life would be so boring without me!”

He shook his head, a reluctantly amused smile on his face as he made his way to his office. He kind of hated her for it, but it was just Angela’s way of showing affection.

Sitting behind his own desk, Tim placed his coffee down when his phone buzzed in his pocket.

A: Dennis Rand, asshole. I needed info

T: Maybe you shouldn’t have made fun of me then 

A: whatever, I’ll just ask Lucy. Among other things 😁

T: I hate you both

A: You love us

Tim shot a text off to the woman in question.

T: in case you didn’t hear the cackling coming from the bullpen, Angela found the monstrosity you left on my neck 

T: Maybe I should return the favor tonight

L: don’t threaten me with a good time bradford 

He chuckled, setting his phone down. 

This was going to be a long day.

[volucerrubidus]

@crucifigere @cranetm

"Scarecrows love my posts because they show someone with their brain chemistry in perfect order, so I provide a good baseline."

[inconspicuous-clovers]

Have a Tim I drew in the notes app

[leslieseveride]

tim faking a back injury while play wrestling with lucy all so he can pop up and pin her back down to the ground and tickle her senseless, can you please imagine how cute that would be????

[aro-aizawa]

getting into batman and fam late is mildly embarrassing because with the series going on for so long there's a lot of various different interpretations of characters and they'll usually have common threads between them in the very least appearance wise so its easy to recognise them. i, however, did not grow up with the standard appearance of these characters and none shows that example more than when i imagine dick grayson. bc when ppl think of dick grayson he has long(ish) dark hair whereas what i think of is:

[brb-on-a-quest]

brb what is thiiiis

you're so sweet, thank you 🥹

Listen you make good stuff, I must like it! (slowly but surely making my way through the entire thing as well as the other list of fanfics people have compiled for me)

[ferret-propaganda]

Thanks everypony 💕

[select-info-dump]

Summary:

“Enough chatter,” Tim barks. Green Lantern grumbles. “You want to get through this, right? Then settle down. Alright. Workplace injuries.”

He pauses, squinting at the slide. “We’ve seen nearly a 3% reduction in injuries this past quarter. Our goal was 5%. Do better.”

“Hey,” says Flash, “it’s a dangerous job!”

“Do better,” he repeats.

or: tim drake is totally a pro at this whole batman thing.

Batfamily Week Day 6: FREAKY FRIDAY

Body Swap | Hugs | “You owe me big time.”

[kristsune]

There was some excellent silliness to be had during The State of Decay stream including some gems such as: not games and gams, zombie Sam, platinum course, dodecahedron, platitudeness, covered in blood, brief contemplation of physics (I think Bryn would be proud), eat your vegetables, petrill, straight man shame, constructed of potatoes, we’re all gentlemen here, vhs, howgamerofyu, weeee, hammer this glass, Sam and Tim’s Battery Shop, having fun with doors (screenshot included), car candy, meow, uh oh!!, unrelated explosion, equal love, blood is just human whey, speed up, convoy, juice goose, apocryafriend, 1960 - wow. coconuts, seeds in the ground, yelling with your body, shake it out, King Prick, can I stir?, look at that stream deck, secret brother, luke, and that sweet set of cable.

art by erebusodora, screenshot by me