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Why do I want someone to chew through my neck... WHY DOES THAT SOUND APPELING!?!?!?
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Astor is a good cook.
He knows his way around a kitchen. Keeps his hands clean.
Stuffed more than a few turkeys.
Stuffed hens, too.
Made plenty of cream pies…
I’m so sorry, I’ll stop. 🤣
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Anyone under 6' is legally allowed to sit on my shoulders to feel taller.
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" I really think Orion is trying to get me killed..."
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Excuse me while I vom.
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"Gotta do bunny duty later at the Supe. Here's a lil preview."
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Folk hunting vampires only to eat it
Atleast its one less blank. But still.
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Fuck... it's been awhile since people got violent towards one another on here... but honestly... yeah... I'd be down to see a dragon fuck up a plane... maybe like a private jet... definitely want to see a fucking wizard battle one too... that would be sick as fuck...
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"Oh, that's a lot of heat... Looks like he's incandescent, actually."
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" There. Everything wrong with this world in a nutshell! "
@snnynatural @qapsiel @bloodsalted
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Everyone who has ADHD blame Adam. He was the first… he gave it to all of us.
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" Yeah. I think it's time for Kup to retire."
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"We're happy to let most anyone at all into the Myouren Temple."
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quicksand pit. havent tried that yet. writing it down
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@br455
Hi baby 🖤☀️
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@sxlesurvivor
Im probably gonna regret this but do you have any for Mummies?
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