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how many nails does this ideal baseball bat have basil

I WISH AN ANGEL WOULD GIVE ME A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS ON IT. OR ANYONE REALLY

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Everyone has a single moment in their life where they have an opportunity to accomplish something truly incredible. Will you seize that moment, or let it slip away?

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basil please cant you see this is a difficult time

if ONLY i had someone to punch me in the face until i spit blood if ONLY

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i cant talk right now baz im in my agonies im wallowing here

if ONLY i had someone to punch me in the face until i spit blood if ONLY

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if ONLY i had someone to punch me in the face until i spit blood if ONLY

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who wants to punch me in the face until i spit blood

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who wants to punch me in the face until i spit blood

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who wants to punch me in the face until i spit blood

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who wants to punch me in the face until i spit blood

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aw shucks baz

here, let me show you my blueprints. i mean let me lovingly describe to you my blueprints. first were gonna need five volunteers and some rail track, you know, for the theatrics,

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image description: two out of the three actions that he excells at

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these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw

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BRIBE? BASIL? bribe you. he asks for a bribe. not one shred of scientific philosophowhatever curiosity in this guy can you fuckin believe it

okkkkk, whatever the test subject does, BRIBE: after, and i mean, AFTER, we get my data, you can do whatever you want with anything that's still kicking. how does that sound. also $20

actually theres an idea

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if i make a gate and lever system for our test subject to funnel you though will you promise now basil will you PROMISE not tot tear it the fuck to shreds until i get my data? will you ?

actually theres an idea

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and basil could play the role of trolley

actually theres an idea

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actually theres an idea

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to me it's a trolley opportunity