#tim drake is such a simp for bernard

[dceased-dynamic-duo-4ever]

Certified Stalker™ Tim Drake:*on the opposite rooftop with binoculars* I think I'm in love—

[justahufflepufftoday]

Op… how long was the Riddler tied there?

bernard: this is my theory about red hood being batman's secret love child.

riddler tied to a chair: j-just let me go-

bernard: IM NOT FINISHED!!

edd:

tim:

bernard: and this theory is about nightwing being poison ivy's secret love child-

[qcomicsy]

Batfam members on a scale of how able they are on rolling a blunt.

Alfred Penyworth

He was a spy. There's nothing he doesn't know how to do.

Harley 11/10

Her wife is plant based. And she probably learned on college, she's a medical major they're all either stoners or coke addicts.

She also has a power trip about rolling for hot people, it's how she flirts. Used to roll for Joker and she's is bitter about it until this day.

Tim Drake 10/10

With the amount of stress this poor soul had to endure in his 17 years of living on this godforsaken earth, there isn't NO WAY he's not a stoner. Probably Kon/Bernard/Steph was the one who taught him. I'm voting Bernard because they met eachother in highschool and 2000's bernard looks like the post card of a early 2000's stoner kid.

Dick Grayson 9/10

He's pretty. Most pretty people don't know how to roll, because there's always someone else to do it for them so he learned literally years after the first time he smoked just to prove to himself he could do it.

Steph 9/10

Knows how to do it. Doesn't smoke much or regularly. It's a thing in a life time. Used to smoke with Tim, now smokes with Cass, mostly rolls for Cass.

Kate Kane 8.

Solid 8. No I will not elaborate on that fuck you.

Jason Todd 7/10

Knows how to do it (10/10). Hate to do it. Will do it for a friend though, will also complain the whole time (will also do it wrongly on purpose to the same person stop asking him). Does not smoke. The only person who ever saw him smoke is Arsenal (when they were teenagers) and Harley (don't ask) and he like to keep it that way.

HOWEVER if the person rolling is Tim Drake, and exclusively Tim Drake he will take it from Tim's hands and roll it correctly just to be an asshole about it.

Barbara Gordon 5/10

Her father is a cop, it's not worth it the migraine. Generally smokes if there's someone else who bought and someone else to roll, she also doesn't see much the appeal and hates not be able to be able to control of her own body. Will make exceptions for the birds of pray.

Bruce Wayne 6/10

He can if he sets his mind about it but he only had smoked half of the times as Bruce Wayne™ playboy millionaire so there's always someone a simp to roll for him and the other half with Selina, Harley, Khoa and Harvey. And. every. single. one. of them rolled for him (each one for a different reason).

Cass 4/10

Would learn if she sets her mind to do it, but Steph rolls for her and she doesn't wanna lose this. So she pretends she's clueless about it.

Duke Thomas 2/10

Doesn't smoke. He's a fast learner so if he wanted to do it,he would probably would catch up quickly.

Damian Wayne 0/10

He's ten.

Probably he will eventually learn when he gets older, but not because he wants to smoke. He'll learn by himself because he's Bruce's son and Nightwing's younger brother, he wants to be prepared. Probably would roll for his friends like Jason does.

yeah I know he's not actually ten but in my mind he is fuck you

[ao3feed-jaydick]

Damn Straight!

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55251907 by kiera_wesley Jason Todd was the straightest man to ever exist. Which was unfortunate for Dick, who was the bi-est man to ever bi. Pan-est man to ever pan? The point being, he had a thing for thick thighs and a heart of gold. He had eyes, and Jason had a body that just didn’t quit. Unfortunately, he was also undeniably into women. Words: 2264, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 3 of Jaydick Week 2024 Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd Relationships: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd Additional Tags: Dick thinks Jason is straight, Jason is obviously not straight, Fluff and Humor, Dick Grayson is a simp, Getting Together, First Kiss, Humor, Fluff, these bitches gay, Flirting read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55251907

[arcticlutra]

Tim:...

Bernard: Do you like it?

Tim:...

Bernard: I made it all for you.

Tim:...Bernard, what the fuck?!

-pyramid made of heads wearing League of Assassins uniform-

Bernard: These are all the League operatives who keep trying to interrupt our dates. <3

Tim: -concerned but also touched-

Jason, spying on them: -into comm- Bee, we might have a new rogue, also a lot more free time coming.

something something bernard gets a little bit genghis khan about tim

[domino-waki]

bernard may be biased but

bernard chose this moment to say this to trick his boyfriend into taking a nap.

[g0atbra1nz]

I was rereading batman urban legends 4-6 and 10, as i do quite regularly for a serotonin boost, and i noticed

batman: urban legends #4

robin #121

years apart and bernard is still the same <3

[ao3feed-jaydick]

Damn Straight!

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55251907 by kiera_wesley Jason Todd was the straightest man to ever exist. Which was unfortunate for Dick, who was the bi-est man to ever bi. Pan-est man to ever pan? The point being, he had a thing for thick thighs and a heart of gold. He had eyes, and Jason had a body that just didn’t quit. Unfortunately, he was also undeniably into women. Words: 2264, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 3 of Jaydick Week 2024 Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd Relationships: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd Additional Tags: Dick thinks Jason is straight, Jason is obviously not straight, Fluff and Humor, Dick Grayson is a simp, Getting Together, First Kiss, Humor, Fluff, these bitches gay, Flirting read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55251907

[ao3feed-jaydick]

Damn Straight!

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55251907 by kiera_wesley Jason Todd was the straightest man to ever exist. Which was unfortunate for Dick, who was the bi-est man to ever bi. Pan-est man to ever pan? The point being, he had a thing for thick thighs and a heart of gold. He had eyes, and Jason had a body that just didn’t quit. Unfortunately, he was also undeniably into women. Words: 2264, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 3 of Jaydick Week 2024 Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd Relationships: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd Additional Tags: Dick thinks Jason is straight, Jason is obviously not straight, Fluff and Humor, Dick Grayson is a simp, Getting Together, First Kiss, Humor, Fluff, these bitches gay, Flirting read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55251907

[ao3feed-jaydick]

Damn Straight!

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55251907 by kiera_wesley Jason Todd was the straightest man to ever exist. Which was unfortunate for Dick, who was the bi-est man to ever bi. Pan-est man to ever pan? The point being, he had a thing for thick thighs and a heart of gold. He had eyes, and Jason had a body that just didn’t quit. Unfortunately, he was also undeniably into women. Words: 2264, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 3 of Jaydick Week 2024 Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd Relationships: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd Additional Tags: Dick thinks Jason is straight, Jason is obviously not straight, Fluff and Humor, Dick Grayson is a simp, Getting Together, First Kiss, Humor, Fluff, these bitches gay, Flirting read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55251907

[ao3feed-jaydick]

Damn Straight!

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55251907 by kiera_wesley Jason Todd was the straightest man to ever exist. Which was unfortunate for Dick, who was the bi-est man to ever bi. Pan-est man to ever pan? The point being, he had a thing for thick thighs and a heart of gold. He had eyes, and Jason had a body that just didn’t quit. Unfortunately, he was also undeniably into women. Words: 2264, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 3 of Jaydick Week 2024 Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd Relationships: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd Additional Tags: Dick thinks Jason is straight, Jason is obviously not straight, Fluff and Humor, Dick Grayson is a simp, Getting Together, First Kiss, Humor, Fluff, these bitches gay, Flirting read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55251907

[arcticlutra]

You know once Bern learns Tim's secret that he designs his own costume. And while Tim argues for him not to get involved as a vigilante, he does get it made for use in the bedroom as it just makes Tim weak at the knees.

Happy 69th Post! In honor of Tim being a little goblin that steals his boyfriend's clothes, the retaliation.

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