#tiger driver

[acquired-stardust]

Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring Playstation 1998

[empireprincess92]

Manifesting Will hitting the Tiger Driver tomorrow 😩🤞

[watermonkeystuff]

Tiger Driver live.

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

Tiger!alex kidnaping dog!logan when he first joins the team. Alex just drops him onto your lap and is like, our other bf now. He's so cute.

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tiger!alex is everything to me. also we're pretending the '23 season started somewhere gay friendly bc i said so.

you're just sitting on the little sofa in alex's driver's room. you weren't really all that into the big crowds that gathered at the first race of the season. or any race of the season. or ever, really. they're just a little much for you, and you'd rather save your energy for dealing for your overgrown cub of a boyfriend. tiger!alex is a handful.

it doesn't really surprise you that the new driver, logan, is a dog hybrid. a lot of hybrids—and even full humans—would be freaked out by having a big cat hybrid like alex as a teammate. dog hybrids are (usually) just happy to be there. there as in anywhere with any other living creature. especially if said creature will play with them. you know very well that alex is always ready to ditch his responsibilities for a good play session.

what does surprise you is when your boyfriend walks into his driver's room, dragging the new driver with him by the scruff of his neck. logan is a gorgeous golden retriever hybrid. his blond hair perfectly blends with the fur on his ears. and he's clearly not even tried to resist alex's will because does nothing more than stumble a little when your boyfriend deposits the blond on your lap.

"uh ... nice to meet you," you say awkwardly. one of your arms hooks around logan's waist to make sure he doesn't fall, because you're not too confident about his balancing capabilities at the moment, and you look at your boyfriend. "what did you do?"

"this is our new boyfriend," alex says simply.

as if that explains anything.

logan sniffs at you a little before you looking at alex—maybe for permission, maybe for confidence—and nuzzling your neck after alex nods. "hi!"

"hi ..."

you know you should probably question this a bit more. but ... well, logan's so cute! and you know alex has good instincts ... and you can't possibly leave this poor puppy to figure out the big scary world of formula one all by himself, can you?

[thistledropkick]

El Desperado's 2019 match (technically speaking, pair of matches) against Kasai was a huge turning point in his career. It left a permanent impact on him, not just emotionally but physically - during that match Kasai broke Desperado's jaw with a punch to the face.

The fallout from this unfortunate injury ended up bringing the two of them closer together.

Desperado would go on to incorporate the injury into his own mask, as a gold-joinery series of cracks along the left side of his jaw.

But Desperado also incorporated his relationship with Kasai into his moveset. After his jaw healed and he was able to return to the ring, he added some new moves to his arsenal.

One was a punch to the jaw, named "Loco Mono" in homage to "Crazy Monkey" Kasai.

Kasai would go on to name his own right-fisted punch "Picaro" (rogue in Spanish) in return, an homage to "Rogue Luchador" Desperado.

Desperado also incorporated Kasai's Reverse Tiger Driver into his moveset, building it into a combination that leads to his own finisher, Pinche Loco.

The first technique, with a vertical drop, is a Reverse Tiger Driver, one of Kasai's signature finishing moves. The second, with a horizontal drop and rotation, is Desperado's Pinche Loco.

In combination, the two moves feel seamless, like they were meant to go together. It makes me wonder if Desperado got some inspiration for his own finishing move from Kasai, years before they ever shared a ring.

[elitehoe]

Bryan told Will it's okay to kill MJF so the hoes best be ready to be clutching their pearls scared as fuck

[oingomyboingos]

why is there no dumbass yaoi bait formula 1 sports anime? I want to see people go hog wild over fuckin pit stops and a veteran people thought was gone for good coming out of retirement to either challenge or coach the new rookie sweeping the field. and then they have sexual tension and maybe fight but when one crashes and almost dies the other realizes what he wants most in the world even more than driving is him and he visits him in the hospital and they make out. or at least that’s the fanfic version of it. the real anime probably just has them make tender eye contact and shake hands. think like some hybrid yuri on ice and tiger and bunny vibes for the relationship but like gib me car bOys!!!

[beebeetheclown]

Omgggggg another Jeremy project for future making!!!!! Ahhhhgg!!! My man just keeps working and working and selling so many great characters and stories to us😭😩🩷

A fictional drama/crime!!!! This is so excitinggggg

[milk-crater]

Ospreay's comment about the main event of All In last year being "two friends jerking each other off" rather than it being a great match in itself actually feeds into one of MJF's reoccurring criticisms of Will, that the guy can put on a 'banger' but isn't strong at narrative.

[bazooka-overkill]

aran ryan's driver's license: a post

this was inspired by when i was fucking around in @wallet6464 's adopt and raise a punch out game. this all spawned from me in an aran ryan png morph driving around in a fuck ass car

aran ryan's license is currently suspended (and has been for seven months) until further notice. "but bazooka, why?" you may be asking. "why is aran ryan, the cleanest boxer ever, have a suspended license?"

well, dear reader, aran ryan is the shittest driver known to man-fucking-kind and i question every day how he has not died. today i will be sharing the events-- albeit in a tl;dr-- that led to his license being suspended.

REASONS WHY ARAN RYAN'S DRIVERS LICENSE IS SUSPENDED:

has 27 points on his license

tried to run over super macho man

mental conditions.

somehow ran seventeen red lights in under 30 minutes

carrying several people in a two-person jeep

had one (1) bottle of popinski's soda in the car

was caught doing donuts on the lawn of super macho man's mansion

flipped off a few cops while driving

had three crates full of beer in his trunk (no one knows where he got them from to this day)

left the scenes of crashes (11 crashes and counting. im one of these 11)

speeding (this is separate from points bc he was doing 171 mph in a school zone in a stolen van)

if anyone wants clarification on any of these i will gladly elaborate

sincerely,

-- bazooka b. overkill, super macho man's lawyer

[fishwikipedia]

ohhhhgh swerve redemption arc is moving me

[samdeanbitchjerk]

I never get tired of watching the pilot.

[empireprincess92]

Bummed Mark Davis didn’t return but happy Will won his match 😊.

[watermonkeystuff]

Tiger Driver live.

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

Yaknow what would be funny? I bet the entire time otter!hybrid franco was talking to tiger!hybrid alex up until he was lead to reader and dog!hybrid logan he was flirting because its like his go to way of getting out of trouble and alex just thinks its really cute this little pup is trying to seduce him to get out of nonexistent trouble, he just has to show the pup to his boyfriends they'll love him, franco who has by now realized that he's not going to be let go but he also hasn't done anything wrong is now kinda worried he's going to be eaten by tiger!hybrid alex (which does not happen) until alex opens his drivers room to show dog!hybrid logan and what he can only assume to be a fennec fox!hybrid reader, and wow he thought that alex and logan were pleasing to the eye but wow reader is gorgeous then out of nowhere he gets dumped on reader and logan's laps with what he swears is alex telling you both that franco is your new kid, franco tries flirting with all of you after his little mental freak out and all any of you can think is 'aw our new pup is cute' like a parent would their child, later franco is talking to the media after a race and the reporter asks him somthing mean about logan and he frowns at them telling them that they can't talk about one of his new dads like that and to please refrain from doing so and the rest of the grid is side eyeing franco trying to see if they heard that right, alex ever the proud new papa he is comes up to franco hugs him and gives him a kiss on the forehead and tells him that he's proud of franco for dealing with the reporters questions so maturely, they are later seen with logan and reader in some ice cream shop or restaurant with fans taking picture and speculating wether or not franco has actually accepted being your child.

Don't knowif you actually likr this just thought that a different perspective would intrigue you.

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i'm a sucker for hybrid!drivers and found family trope <3 i am definitely intrigued peaches!

otter!franco is utterly unprepared for when tiger!alex approaches him. he's dealt with bigger hybrids before, of course, but a tiger? never. so he tries his default setting that almost always gets him out of trouble. he flirts.

he's right in the middle of batting his eyelashes at alex with a cheeky grin when alex lets out some sort of rumbling chuckle and grabs franco by the scruff of his neck. in alex's mind, he's just found the perfect pup to complete your little pack. but, as always, he doesn't bother telling everyone involved. like franco. for example.

speaking of, poor franco is now silently panicking as he's dragged around by tiger!alex. he's both a prey and predator species, so half of him is screaming to fight and the other is telling him to run far far away. all that really manifests as is him squirming in alex's grip and letting out indignant squeaks. he's half-scared he's about to be eaten by alex. he knows it's irrational—predator hybrids almost never eat prey hybrids—but there are still a few creeps who do. every orchard has a bad apple or two.

but then ... then alex opens the door to his driver's room. and there on the little sofa is dog!logan, who franco already feels awkward about replacing mid-season, and you. your ears almost comically large. franco still thinks you make it work. momentarily, he's been distracted from tiger!alex basically kidnapping him. he barely even blinks when logan's tail starts smacking against the sofa.

alex deposits franco on your lap, right beside logan. it's eerily reminiscent of about a year and a half ago. by now, you've learned not to question it. you just sigh and allow otter!franco to sniff you before he curls up on your lap and starts fluffing his tail. he's not in the water, and it's not even forecast to rain, but he's very diligent about keeping his coat waterproof.

"new pup?"

"new pup!"

adding franco to your little pack was easier than you thought it would be.

nothing against him, of course, but alex had a habit of sniffing out hybrid!drivers who were just as chaotic as he was. like logan, or even his friendship with deer!george. you couldn't help but be a little skeptical of otter!franco.

he is just as chaotic. you're not surprised about that. what you are surprised about is that franco happens to be a perfect mix between mischievous overgrown tiger cub!alex and oblivious happy-go-lucky dog!logan. and, even better, franco loves to play hunting with the two of them. as long as he's not the one being hunted. you'd had franco for less than a day and you'd already had a crying otter pup on your lap because your boyfriends weren't quick learners about how rough was too rough to play.

after his first race, franco is in the media pen. he's no stranger to the media, of course, but he certainly underestimated how vicious they would get when he stepped up to f1. most of the questions are mundane or easy to ignore. but then comes the one he's dreading. a reporter asks him if he's glad to be replacing logan because now there's "an actually talented driver in the second williams". franco lets out a few angry squeaks before he speaks.

"you can't talk about one of my dads like that! he's more talented than you'll ever be, so please keep your ... opinions to yourself."

every other driver in the media pen pauses and looks at franco in disbelief. there are a few other hybrid!drivers. but even they had never joined or created a pack/herd/etc as quickly as franco seemed to have. then tiger!alex strolls over and he's ruffling otter!franco's fur around his ears and acting just like any good papa would. and then it makes sense. alex has a reputation—he spots someone he likes, and they'll have joined his pack by the end of the day.

you, alex, and logan take franco out for celebratory ice cream after the team debrief. they have special hybrid-safe ice cream because of course they do. none of you are really thinking about the media or the fans' reactions. you've all got your little pack, and that becomes all the more clear when photos of both dog!logan and otter!franco (somehow) curled up on your lap and fast asleep plaster the social media sites the next day.

[nextstopwonderland]

Bryan gonna cut a promo all ‘everyone’s telling me I shouldn’t take a tiger driver but I’m not really good at doing what I’m told so bring it on’