#ticket monster

[crinolinedream]

Totally tracks.

[throwanitback]

passing the torch

[sweetpea666]

My response to the Ticketmonster "apology"

Not you making a new blog post after being caught lying and pushing off the blame on the last one... Honestly you added like 4 lines to your original article, adding a half assed apology. All you care about are profits, you even bragged about them in your "apology". Do better. Regret, responsibility, restitution. Thats whats needed to make an honest apology. Take notes, this apology ain't it. You made no effort in explaining any kind of restitution or solution to the issue or mention of selling more tickets later. Even if you don't have a solution set in stone yet, at least tell us you're working on something, this is just an empty apology with no discernible recourse action. Do better. Still sticking to the 15% lie? Pathetic. EVERY single person who got tickets had to go to WAR for them. *MAYBE* 15% had an "okay" experience, but I guarantee if you poll those with tickets for a customer satisfaction survey, you will see that you are GREATLY mistaken. Why were 1.5mil codes sent out when you know people could buy up to 6 tickets each for 52 shows with 60-80,000 seats in them? Thats at MOST 4mil seats available for the *whole* tour. Bots or no bots, if all 1.5mil people showed up & bought 6 tickets each, they would need 9mil seats... Like why risk overselling tickets like that? You should have required the code BEFORE entering the queue, done a bot check, and only gave out HALF the amount of codes than that. Instead, your site crashed and you oversold what should have been a presale. Own up to your own mistakes, stop blaming this on Taylor and her fans. Also you KNEW 3.5 mil people signed up for this presale, you said it yourself that the turn out for registering for codes was historic. Why on EARTH would you bank on the idea that only 40% of registered code holders would show up? Are you dumb? Really? Only 5% of tickets are being resold? Should have put that bit about "15% too many" here. Reselling above retail price goes against your policy. Take this apology tour and do something about that. Easy restitution right there. Ed did it, you can too. After all, its only 5%, right? You literally admitted to having a huge bot attack yet did nothing to stop it. "however, this time the staggering number of bot attacks as well as fans who didn’t have codes drove unprecedented traffic on our site.” I thought only verified people were able to enter the queue? Get your story straight. An “i’m sorry” isn’t gonna make your investigation go away, especially not on a blog on your website that helps your revenue go up via clicks. We, Taylor and the fans, need a public apology from a real face. You just had that old guy do that interview (where he blamed everybody but the company), have him do a follow-up interview and give us a REAL apology. Until then, go F yourselves.

[fuajsndkdishwb]

Does anyone else feel weird about the way ticketmaster is "selling" the left over taylor swift tickets? Like I had a verified fan code and I have a capital one card and didn't get tickets with either sale. And now I got to basically hand over my credit card and say "okay sure you can charge me however much you see fit and it's totally fine that I have no choice in the seats. Oh and you still want to charge me for your fees outside of the amount I said I could afford? Totally cool!" Like fuck I really want to go, but I would rather buy a ticket from a reseller than go through all this uncertainty.

[confessionsoflovetv]

draft from 2020: can this COVID stop I just wanna go to a tour

2022: almost got tickets!! almost!!

[imamirrorballxoxo]

Taylor is just as upset as we are. I cannot imagine how angry and upset she was seeing her fans be so disheartened. And I still have a hard time believing that 2.4 million tickets sold actually went to fans because so many tickets immediately went to stub-hub for outrageous resell prices. She says many things went wrong and I know she has a team looking into everything. She can’t say exactly what they are finding but I bet we’ll have more answers in the future. I hope this means Taylor will start a ticket selling company specifically for her shows that’s owned and operated by 13 Productions.

[bet-on-me-13]

The Fentonworks Mega-Lab.

So! AU where the Fentonworks Labs actually stretch Miles upon Miles below the City of Amity Park.

It started when the Fentons wanted to add a simple addition to the original Lab when they ran out of space to store their more dangerous weapons. They didn't want their (at the time) young children getting their hands on their experimental Weaponry, it could blow up in their faces!

So they built a different Wing of the Lab to hold all those Inventions.

Then they ran out of space and added a few extra Storage Rooms. But then they decided it was a hassle to have to carefully transport their Dangerous Inventions all the way to the Storage Rooms, and built a Lab specifically for Dangerous Experiments near that same Section. Then that Lab was occupied for a while, and Jack wanted to start a different experiment as well, so they built a few more.

In the end they just never stopped building onto their Labs.

There are sections of the Mega-Lab that are entirely walled off because a few of their more unstable Experiments contaminated the area. Walking into them was not recommended, else you could walk out with an extra eye or 5.

In other sections, their Captured Ghosts had taken over a few Labs and created a sort of Mad Max style civilization using their discarded weapons and vehicles.

In another, all Ghosts became Humans and all Humans became Ghosts. That was a weird one, to this day they still didn't understand how they pulled that off.

In another, some type of Eldritch Time Ghost had been born, and now sort of always existed and never existed, and began experimenting with its powers. They nicknamed it Clocky because it liked to carry around a stopwatch.

And so many more. At one point a failed Portal Experiment messed with the internal Space of the entire thing. Now there was literally no way of Mapping it. The Fentons still somehow managed to navigate it perfectly.

When Jazz and Danny grew up, they too learned how to navigate the Labs, which is how Danny managed to show his friends the Portal Experimentation Wing in the first place.

Unfortunately, it wasn't safe for anyone aside from the Fentons to enter the Mega-Labs, so one day when the Fenton Family+friends left town on a Week Long Camping/Road Trip, they put up a few Ghost Shields to keep both Humans out and the Ghosts in.

This drew some unwanted attention after some tourists saw the giant Glowng Green Building in the middle of an Illinois Town, and rightfully called the Justice League.

Now, the Justice League had tried to call the owners of the house, but nobody picked up the phone. (An incident with Jack and a Canoe had knocked most of their phones into the lake. They weren't even at the lake yet.)

When nobody picked up, they decided to investigate personally.

After getting into the House, they quickly found a door labeled "Labs: Do Not Enter (unless it we are late for Dinner)" and went into ignoring all the warnings.

They quickly regretted it.

[floweryrings]

im kinda glad i chose to not get tickets for the eras tour because of what ticketmaster is doing and what a lot of ppl r going through so

[werewolfaday]

day 172; sketch page commission for @mongreldyke!

[sysig]

Two skeletons in a trench lab coat (Patreon)

Bonus:

He’s very careful! Everything was fine before you interrupted!

[if-hermione-was-a-swiftie]

Did you burn their house in the middle of the night? Oh

Can I ask you a question? Have you ever listened to Taylor Swift in a crowded room and every single one of your friends was makin' fun of you but 15 years later they got tour tickets instead of you. Then what did you do?

[shittymihodaily]

Day 9: I had a conversation with someone on pony town one time about them being friends

(first image reference)

[darkpetal16]

Hi, anon from the jealousy question. I meant Mafia fell, classic, fell.

Got it. I assume you mean by classic fell that is Underfell? Screenshot of the original question:

I’ll do someone flirting with S/O since that’s different than S/O just having a good friend.

Mafiafell!Sans (Hit): FLIRTING?? In front of him???? They’re dead. They are literally beaten beyond recognition with his bare fists.

Mafiafell!Papyrus (Boss): How rude! He won’t stand for it, and he’ll loudly and firmly confront the individual. If they back off & respect the relationship then he’ll let it go. But if not, he’ll have no choice but to live up to his reputation as a member of the mafia. Reputation is king.

Mafiafell!Wingding (Don): They disappear quietly into the night and he will gaslight deny they ever existed in the first place.

Mafiafell!Asriel (Heir): In front of you he’ll keep it cordial. If that’s enough to resolve the issue, great. If not, busting kneecaps with his favorite golf club should do the trick.

Underfell!Sans (Red): “ha ha ha, aren’t yeh a funny guy! howsabout i take yeh out for a sandwich? oh, what kind. . . ? my favorite. a knuckle sandwhich. think that’s funny? wait until yah see my next punchline. it’ll knock yeh flat on yer ass.”

Underfell!Papyrus (Edge): He’ll bluster and intimidate the other person. He doesn’t want to get violent and put you in an uncomfortable position, so hopefully the Scary Dog Face is enough. If it’s not. . . Oh, well. Looks like his brother has already picked a fight with the poor thing.

Underfell!Wingding (Fell): That’s so cute. He’s not worried in the least bit. He doesn’t care unless it bothers you, then he really has no choice but to step in and handle it. By handle he means you don’t see them again, and he gets a new lab rat.

Underfell!Asriel (Prince): Words are enough to shoo away any of your other suitors. He strives to maintain a level of politeness that is expected of him as the leader to his people. It might snap through if words aren’t enough, but he’s not about to brawl a civilian and put you both in an awkward spot legally. If they don’t go, he’ll follow the legal process of filing a restraining order and then the mages will brawl the person instead because how DARE someone upset the monsters by god do they not know how desperate humanity was.

Underfell!Grillby (Fellby): He trusts you to handle it, and if you need assistance a simple nod to the dog squad or Sans takes care of it.

PLAY IF - MAFIAFELL

PLAY IF - UNDERFELL

[senselessalchemist]

Bow problems (+ other nonsense)

[shinythingsarecool]

Realistically, the archivist probably just used his spooky eldritch powers to get on the train without a ticket, but i do love that people have decided that no he actually got a ticket and was let on lawfully because eldritch horror or no eldritch horror, as long as you have a ticket you can get on

[regrestimvator]

stimboard of the swagiest [Content Deleted] around, infected!!

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