#tibalt

[xantchaslegacy]

[bace-jeleren]

Sometimes I remember that Tibalt is dead, and I feel a genuine sense of emptiness. Literally no one would be against him just coming back- damn, I wouldn't even need an explanation.

No one in Magic canon was doing it like him. No amount of campy evil villains will ever replace my boy. Bring back the clown!

[incorrect-mtg]

Tibalt: So you're telling me people *pay* you to torture them?!

Judith: I mean, it's not our main revenue source or anything, but yes.

Tibalt: That's so unfair! Back home I had to kidnap people for that!

Judith: Oh, we also do that!

Tibalt:

Judith: Some people pay us to do it, too.

[jasper-the-menace]

I keep forgetting that Xander, Tibalt, and Lukka are canonically dead in Magic: The Gathering. They're alive and well in my AU because fuck canon. WOTC lost the parental rights for all of these menaces, they're mine now.

[afelandra-afi-maffi]

И ещё один район Верона. Всё пошло не совсем как задумали разработчики, Джульетта не захотела целоваться с Ромео, но скрипт то что должно было после поцелуя сработал, и Меркуцио отчитал Джульетту, после чего на него кинулся драться Тибальт, и не по канону проиграл в драке с Меркуцио. Но то что потом! Меня знатно удивило! У Тибальта любовное влечение к Джульетте! У меня стоит мод на разрешение любовных отношений между родственниками, но сам мод только разблокирует эту возможность, а значит что-то такое раньше было возможно! Может именно поэтому Тибальт по задумке идёт в гости за Джульеттой, потому что у него скрытая любовь к ней?

English

And another district of Verona. Everything didn’t go exactly as the developers had planned, Juliet didn’t want to kiss Romeo, but the script that was supposed to work after the kiss worked, and Mercutio scolded Juliet, after which Tybalt rushed to fight him, and, not according to canon, lost in a fight with Mercutio. But what then! I was really surprised! Tybalt has a love affair with Juliet! I have a mod for resolving love relationships between relatives, but the mod itself only unlocks this opportunity, which means something like this was possible before! Maybe this is why Tybalt, according to plan, goes to visit Juliet, because he has a hidden love for her?

[jacebeleren]

[ask-the-praetors]

Jin-Gitaxias, sir? Ward 146 security overseer, here- we've recouped our losses since the previous incursion and have filled out the appropriate after-action reports, but we've got a new problem, and while we'd love to handle it ourselves- for the sake of efficiency, as your time is surely better spent on more valuable tasks- unfortunately, this has to go all the way to you.

According to security footage and witness testimonies, one of the compleated planeswalkers- the half-devil, Tibalt- has been repeatedly entering the ward and dancing for hours on end. According to his own testimony, he has been "hitting the griddy for the glory of Phyrexia".

We're at a loss for what to do here. His dancing has been a substantial distraction to the Transcriptor Staff, and has resulted in autopsies being delayed by as much as 4 minutes while the Transcriptors do their best to catch up. More concerningly is that he was reported 'dead' by Core Authority, but he's quite clearly... here.

As the Compleated Planeswalkers are above us in station- and as Tibalt belongs to Elesh Norn, we're pretty sure- we're unable to get him to stop and leave. Is there any way you can persuade her to get Tibalt to leave?

(He hisses.)

Hardly the most inane thing I have witnessed from Vorinclex's crude excuses for creations. One could only expect such behavior from a creature so turned by his... how did the slobbering oaf put it? His seed. Yes-- how ridiculous. Everything born of him is a stain on the face of Progress.

The creature shall be sedated at once.

-J

[two-energy-counters]

"It's an outrage," Tibalt fumed, pacing about a lost layer of Phyrexia. "An INJUSTICE! I was given a spark to spread pain the Multiverse over!"

"Perhaps," the surviving head of Jin-Gitaxias winced, "you can find solace in your existence causing considerable localized agony."

[magichemist-art]

Finally completed the MTG Color Wheel Challenge!

[elspeth-tirel]

Tibalt as that one meme

[oops-prow-did-it-again]

EVERYONE SHUT UP THIS IS ALL I'M TALKING ABOUT FOR THE NEXT MONTH. NOBODY TALK TO ME. EVERYONE TALK TO ME. I DON'T KNOW

[xantchaslegacy]

[bace-jeleren]

Son boy ♡

[archimer]

I'm just a simple boy with problematic faves

[jasper-the-menace]

Tibalt from MTG isn't even a canon character to me at this point. This is my OC now. He's my son.

[planeswalker-umbral]

Disasterwalker 2023!

Where you vote for the most Gremlin-brained, rat-bastard, wet blanket, disaster of a planeswalker (or Mishra)!

Final Round

In one corner we have Tibalt, the fan favorite who has been such a failure he has been a meme for years. The posterchild for bad planeswalker cards. The devil who failed on Kaldheim so bad he became compleated off screen. What story spotlight the man has had has been shrouded in failure.

In the other corner, we have a more recent planeswalker, having only been in the story 3 years. Lukka was the main character from the Ikoria storyline, which nobody even read. A former military leader who's first action of getting a pet was failing to overthrow a government and getting his unnamed cat put down. He showed up in Strixhaven for a bit where he didnt do anything of note I could remember besides joining the bad guys. Most recently he appeared in Phyrexia where he willingly bonded to a phyrexian cause he "thought he could handle it" and became compleated. This man would say "I bet you I could rub my face in acid" and then immediately do it before you could respond. None of his cards have been of note and he is painfully forgettable.

Who will win?

Please reblog after you vote! The finals will be voted on for a week!