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sans-guy · 1 year ago
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instead of one Big fancy art u get small very messy doodles cus im actually very busy. happy Anniversary underfell thank u for the lifelong brainworms
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gammija · 6 months ago
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nothing personal but this kind of comment rlly exemplifies to me a disconnect between canon and popular fanon jmart characterization because they almost literally had this conversation in canon - except, their lines are swapped!
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jon, for all his scared grouchiness, is a secret romantic, while martin, for all his forced optimism, is at his core a pragmatist
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doodledrawsthings · 1 month ago
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Happy New Year! Here's something I've been working on! Hopefully will see the rest in the coming year. Here's to a normal, burnout-free 2025. The song is Sugar Song and Bitter Step by UNISON SQUARE GARDEN Parodying the ending to Kekkai Sensen Play Nine Sols
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hailsatanacab · 1 year ago
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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mismess · 1 month ago
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Koalas are supposed to sleep like 20 hours a day I think this one is broken
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graysans-art · 2 months ago
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frisk and all of their gear they picked up without question
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torchflowering · 2 months ago
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im so proud of my boy!!!! but at what cost.........
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art by my beloved spouse who requested i post this here!
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thesorrowoflizards · 5 months ago
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↳ You never know when the good you do may come back around.
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eghtony · 4 months ago
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PLEASEEE DRAW SPROUT AND COSMO I NEED THEM (no pressure totally)
I LOVE FRUITCAKES!!!!!
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also i drew some other toons cuz i wanted too!!!
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u still can request me something if you'd like me to draw someone else!!!
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littlecrittereli · 1 year ago
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Doodle suggestions? Gotcha The crew in some comfy PJs because WHY DON'T THEY HAVE ANYYYYY
I was just going to do a quick doodle but I ended up liking it so much I made it into a full out drawing um...
They are having a silly game night :)
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hotdogmchiggin · 15 days ago
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😎👍
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Here it is without the text. I was having fun and just rendered the whole shebang ✌️
Based off of THIS meme
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inkykeiji · 15 days ago
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tw: pseudo-cest, hints of noncon, cum eating | 18+ minors do not interact
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currently eating an apple from between caleb’s thighs (˶˃⤙˂˶) omg could u imagine tho? he’s got your hands tied behind your back with a thick, scratchy rope—too tight, of course; your fingertips have begun to numb, the skin of your wrists rubbed raw from incessant, involuntary struggling—and he’s forcing you to eat it from between his thighs, knees spread just enough for your head to fit snugly between them, strong, sculpted muscle cushioning either side of your your cheeks.
your chin aches from being pressed so forcefully into the hard seat of the chair he’s currently on—a feeble attempt to keep your balance as you attempt to obey him, compelled to keep inching forward further and further as the apple escapes your slippery lips, chin sticky and slick with spit and juice.
eventually, the apple reaches the apex of his thighs, slotted up against his rapidly hardening cock, each one of your tiny bites into the apple’s flesh causing it to rub along his length, inspiring another flush of heat southward. every hiss sucked between his teeth spurs you on, gazing up at him with watery devotion, tears of frustration beading soaked lashes.
and you, good little sister that you are, you don’t stop—not as his hips begin to buck, apple bumping against your front teeth violently, top lip pinched between the fruit and enamel splitting open in a tiny slit to smear crimson across indents left by your teeth; not as a gloved hand grips the crown of your head and holds you still, keeping the apple trapped between your mouth and his crotch, your jaw still flexing obediently, striving to continue your meal as pain sears through your temples and fear stutters your chest; not even as ribbons of thick white cream spill through those charcoal trousers, soiling the apple with caleb’s bitter essence, your greedy tongue sopping up every ounce of his cum the moment he releases your head like you’ve been fucking starved for it, deprived of it—which, really, caleb supposes you have been.
and at the end of it all, when the apple’s been gnawed to its core and your face is a mess of snot and salt, you’ll look up at him with a startling gratitude shimmering in your eyes, voice wrecked and raw as you thank him for such a delicious meal. because if there’s one thing your big brother taught you, it’s manners.
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screwpinecaprice · 3 months ago
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nasty
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rainbowcrowley · 1 year ago
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so.
we all saw a lot of gifs and screencaps of aziraphale staring longingly at crowley right after beelzebub and gabriel vanished (honestly, same) and we all love it and scream about it every day. but i was rewatching the entire episode one day and right before that shot we get this:
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then it switches to this shot, the one we all know and love:
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and right after we get this... (which. wow. i don't even have the words)
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i haven't seen any gifs of the shot right before and after the Longing Stare so... yeah. here you go. let's suffer together.
michael sheen, i am in your walls.
(gifs made by me)
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anemonet · 5 months ago
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[Outtake from iterator Prosperity of Populace final speach to her citizen before its disassembly.]
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bananitryithegoatman · 3 months ago
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