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*sigh*

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get those abs off of him

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I call them my specimens because they’re the men who are special to me.

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i think u should always give characters more body hair just because. its good for the health its good for the everything

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tango invents the genderswapificator for no particular reason at all

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the winner will start taking estrogen as soon as the results are in. so choose wisely

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I love when a character wants to be someone's dog so so bad. Dont mean it in a sexual way (although that can also be a part of it) I mean like. Let me be your loyal companion let me stay by your side give me a purpose in exchange for endless unconditional love let me stop being a person love me like it's my only use. Love me like that's the only thing I was made for. As you can tell. I'm normal.

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[133] Unrestrained summer fun(?)

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:p

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it's life series recording day AND ALSO my birthday. whatever happens on friday is for me. I Have Decided

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can you tame bdubs?

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does anyone have any really good team ranchers fic recommendations? ao3 preferably? :)

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Amelia's first PvP kill (on Jimmy)

Martyn: Where is he-- Amelia: Ah, pretty. Martyn: Where is he--there he is. Amelia: Timmy! Timmy, c'mon Timmy. Jimmy: (clearly excited) Oh, hello! Martyn: That's what he looks like, in game. Jimmy: Hi Amelia! Amelia: Hi. Jimmy: How you doing? Amelia: Good. Jimmy: Do you like my um, my junkyard? Amelia: Yeah. Jimmy: Look, do you wanna come see something? Amelia: Yeah. Jimmy: Come with me. Run over with me. Right, this--these are all piles of trash, so piles of rubbish, okay? And if you look in this one over here--look whose name is in a pile of rubbish. Martyn: (exaggerated surprise) What? What does it say? (Jimmy laughs) Amelia: Ticklin' man. Jimmy: (he laughs delightedly) It doesn't say "ticklin' man"! (overlapping) It says "Martyn." Martyn: (overlapping) It says--can you spell that one out? Go on, spell that one out, you know it. Amelia: Martyn! Martyn: (exaggerated tone) It says "Martyn," yeah. Jimmy: (same tone as Martyn) It says "Martyn." (normal tone) He's a pile of rubbish, isn't he? Martyn: Don't nod and say yes! That's not kind. Jimmy: He's a pile of rubbish. I can't-I can't tickle you here, Amelia, can't--I can hit you like this! (he smacks Martyn's avatar) Martyn: Oh! (to Amelia) You press this one, you'll hit him back. Jimmy: Oh-- Martyn: Like--press that one there? Jimmy: Don't get that sword, don't get that sword out--(Amelia smacks Jimmy with a diamond shovel) Oi! Martyn: You got him! (Amelia laughs delightedly, and smacks Jimmy again, laughing harder, before smacking him again) Jimmy: Oh my--wh--don--(Martyn switches to his diamond sword, and Amelia smacks Jimmy again, killing him, making Martyn burst into laughter as well) Amelia: Yeah, got him! Martyn: You got him, look. We got his head. (Amelia laughs) Look at that. (singsong) Got him! Amelia: Got you! Martyn: We can pop his head on, look. (Martyn puts Jimmy's head on) If I press this, look, now we can wear his head! (Amelia laughs) Oh, my friend Sausage said, "That's my withered hand assassin right there." Sausage is funny (Amelia laughs). You did it. Amelia: We got him. Martyn: First PvP. Amelia: Yeah. Can we do that again to some more people? Martyn: (laughing) To some more--I don't think we can go around just--slayin' people-- Amelia: I wanna do it again!

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Read it here | Or read the series from the beginning

The Snow Queen has been declared a villain.

In the hours that follow, how is the rest of the city taking it?

next fic in the series is up! this is a very image-heavy one-shot formatted beat for mobile devices, but should still be easily read on deaktop. there is also a screen reader-friendly version available!

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Important diagram

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out of context spoiler for the next update of f&f 💖