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byemambo · 4 months ago

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JES JESPIPAT AS TYME

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Bonus: "When you're all better, let's go out for a meal together."

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scruffiandraws · 4 months ago

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EATING THIS

#look at me i’m a winner #the aquabats!#aquabats #the aquabats super show #the aquabats #holy fuck #threw up #cried #vinyl records #vinyl collector #vinyl collection #the aquabats vs the floating eye of death #aquabats feod #signature #signed vinyl #autographs #autographed #irl

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lifewithdedee · 5 months ago

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Parenthood

#life with dedee #webcomic #cats #funny cats #comic #comedy #humor #funny #cat #funny cat #meme #meme format #i threw up #threw up #mom i threw up #dad I threw up #memes

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muzarry · 1 year ago

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"Rest easy"

#gw2 oc #guild wars 2 #gw2 commander #cried #screamed #threw up #gw2 spoilers #trammander

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leviraaaaaa · 1 year ago

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Cw: Spiders.

Levi Ackerman doesn't like spiders.

He isn't scared of them no, he simply doesn't like them. At least, that's what he says. He finds them disgusting and believes spiders are the next thing in the list after titans that needs to be gone from the face of earth.

Everything about them makes him cringe. The 8 legs and the way they skitter. The fur. How it spawns like hundreds of kid from one egg. (It's very creepy, in case you've never seen it.) . How the baby spiders eat the mother right after.

No. Levi Ackerman and spiders don't get along.

Most found it surprising. (Of course he'd rather die than admit it, only a very few people close to him were aware of it. And even then, he had to let them know because he was desperate.) And Hange would often pull his leg whenever they got the chance– ("Humanity's Strongest soldier? And you're scared of that tiny creature?")

Growing up in the underground, he had practically lived with such creatures. Rats, cockroaches and everything else, and spiders were everywhere as well. And as clean as he tried to keep his surroundings, he was bound to encounter one every once in a while. And though he tried his best to get used to it, but never did.

Okay but, imagine Levi, knocking at Erwin's office at 2 AM, standing in the doorway awkwardly. And once Erwin asks him what's wrong, he's like–

"Can you...come to my office?"

And Erwin is just gaping because what the fuck is that supposed to mean? At 2 in the morning?

But he follows, curiosity getting the best of him. And once he understands the situation, he's like-

"Levi."

"What?"

"it's... just a spider."

"Yes. I know. Get rid of it."

"You can literally smack it with your shoe if it bothers you."

"Are you dumb? It has an egg. Next thing you know, that shit'll crack and spread hundreds of those little shits all over my office."

Or Eren and the other cadets. He'd tell them to clean his office, then casually point out the spider web with the spider on. (A corner of the office he'd been actively avoiding.)

Oh but Hange?

Like they know Levi doesn't like spiders but just can't resist to fuck with him a little.

OR–

"HANGE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME–" Levi hissed, ready to jump back if needed to, using the desk between them as a barrier and he's like 5 seconds away from pulling his sword.

"BUT LEVI, JUST LOOK. I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SPECIES BEFORE!" Hange yells excitedly, reaching over the table to show him the spider they found, totally unaware about Levi and his hatred for the creatures. "IT'S SO PERFECT!"

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. FUCKING BURN IT-"

Have I told you about that one time Hange had collected a lot of spiders for an experiment to figure out the material of the webs, and accidentally emptied the box on Levi's desk? No?

Yeah, Levi doesn't like talking about it either.