#thought ingredience

[godsdraftbox]

I go back and forth on how sex with the God Emperor of mankind would be.

On the one hand he's a very thorough man with literal myriads of experience. He'd probably give you 4th dimensional orgasms that are felt throughout the warp and make everyone within a few light-years get noticeably hot and bothered.

On the over hand he's not above using me until he's satisfied then sending the custodes to finish me off(à la thunder warriors) or doing the psychic equivalent of sticking a hand mixer in my ears and turning it on after saying "oh god!" one too many times

[mihotose]

funniest line you can give a character who has decided he is a feminist now

[vaxxman]

Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

[misersdream]

why is he holding a tamato berry

[bolithesenate]

at this point Arath Tarrex has become basically another OC of mine, because I am fully taking custody of my dear gambling son. I just love a good cringefail Jedi -- and what is more cringefail than accidentally exploding someone's head on a mission?

RIP canon Arath, life really was a curveball for u

[canisalbus]

This is kind of an odd thing, but your art made me realized that I wasn't aromantic. I've never had a bunch of romantic inclinations and assumed it just wasn't for me, but your art made me realized that it's definitely more complicated than just an across-the-board disinterest in romance!

That's nice to hear, I'm happy for you!

I'm not an expert but to my understanding it's also entirely possible to be aromantic and interested in romantic themes, while rarely experiencing romantic attraction in practice, or something like that. The lines are sort of blurry and I guess in the end it comes down to what labels one feels most comfortable using.

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[godsdraftbox]

Hey! how's it going! how are you!s btw I don't know if you've heard, thought you should know that uhm... we finished art.

like as a species, we're done. Ryuko Kui finished it. it was all leading to this panel and now we can go home

like you can keep drawing no one's gonna stop you, but just letting you know that there's nowhere to go from here

[beautifulterriblequeen]

Horrible new theory about Runaan's shirt today.

-no, not the new one, the one he lost-

He's still got his green assassin shirt here on the balcony, and vest too:

But by the time Gren is thrown into the dungeon a couple days later, it's missing.

Runaan's also sporting bags under his eyes because he'd been kept awake all night, enjoying Viren's frustrations about losing Harrow and also getting denied the crown of Katolis.

So. About that missing shirt.

I can't think of too many things worse for a guy who wears four shirts at once than to have them all taken off while he's badly hurt and manacled to the wall, and then be tickled half to death all night long, on his birthday.

[theeviltriplet-fromao3]

Remus: *puffy eyed & covered in hives*

Janus: what happened to him?

Patton: Roman made him take a bath

Janus: but he's allergic to soap

Roman: I THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING

[fadingsstuff]

I think that Levi's following orders without questioning them, in a way being a dog of orders, is one of the biggest disrespect to himself.

Even Erwin asks for his opinion and thoughts before asking him for something, but Levi has lost his self-respect to the point that he only wants to be ordered around. Before Survey Corps he was really a free individual who could make his own thoughts, choices, decisions. Survey Corps really destroyed his mental health to the extent that he lost his personality, his self-respect.

Because of the way Isayama portrays him, fans/shippers/fanartists always portray him as humiliated, dragged on the ground next to they favorites.

Particularly by reducing him to a "promise" by injuring him and throwing him away in S4 just because an important side character died, he throws away his huge potential.

[sergle]

it. is. CRAZY being like "oh I want to keep my pet healthy, maybe I should look into upgrading to a higher quality food" and you do a bunch of googling abt what percentages of fat/protein/etc a food should be and you find the stuff that's the Most Recommended for dog health or whatever it is, and then you look at the reviews for what is apparently a very reputable brand and it's like DOG DIED DOG HAD BLOODY DIARRHEA DOG IS LOSING FUR I FED MY PUPPY THIS AND HIS KIDNEYS ALMOST SHUT DOWN AT 3MO OLD DOGS VOMITED HAD TO BE ON FLUIDS AT THE VET like. huh... I see <-- doesn't get it at all

[lady-shadow-and-darkness]

One of my favourite married skk headcanons is that Dazai can cook, but he doesn't say shit to Chuuya. Chuuya comes home one day on their anniversary and dinner is ready. Home Cooked dinner. He grills Dazai about who cooked it and Dazai innocently goes "well I did, of course." Chuuya gets the earth shattering revelation that Dazai has been skipping cooking duty by faking being unable to cook.

He never gets to escape from cooking duty after that :(

[ilovedthestars]

I am having many many thoughts about Hands of the Emperor, but here is one before I go to sleep:

this sounds very silly, but i am eighty-odd pages into this book and almost nothing has happened, technically. The main characters are going on a vacation. It is a fairly significant part of this that the Emperor has never done so much nothing at once before. Travel arrangements have been made, social interactions had, various vacation activities enjoyed, but on a literal level there is no large plot moving forward.

AND YET. I am up late reading this already, and I want to stay up later. I want to keep reading. Because even if on the surface, not much is going on, the emotional depths that this book has already gone to are incredibly compelling.

The main character is watching the man he serves as emperor and reveres as a god, a man he cares for deeply, slowly remember that despite being an emperor and a god he is also a person, and find enormous joy in getting to be just that. The main character has been overcome with emotion multiple times by seeing his emperor smiling with great pleasure at things like a casual conversation, or watching the rain, or tuning a harp with his own hands. I am overcome with emotion too.

I don’t know if the pace will pick up at some point, but I genuinely think even if it doesn’t, I could read seven hundred pages of this, just on the strength of what it’s making me feel.

[newrelationshipgoals]

Love alone is not enough to develop a relationship, you also need an important ingredient called friendship to make the relationship blossom.

[mauveberries]

headcanon that voldemort does not know how to relax, so he's always up to something. this drives harry insane because what is this man always up to?