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0^0 I’m in your walls, want a cheese stick?
YAES PLEAS GIVE ME CHESE going to eat it aggressivelt OUGHHGRHRRRGRRHUGOUGH this cat is me after i consume it
#ryemackerel asks#im so silly#heheeahahahaha cheese stick#do you guys eat cheese sticks with like#those slices of meat#i eat mine with salami all the time i LOVEEEE#wrap it around the cheese stick and you have your very best struggle meal
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Watching a compilation of the many really satisfying eating scenes from Primal and thinking about KCB and how Cybugs can eat ANYTHING... also thinking abt my hc that Turbo struggled with pica (the urge to eat non-edible things) and how him eventually making it to Sugar Rush where almost everything was made of FOOD helped to alleviate it. He then (understandably) built up a sugar dependency which stayed with him after being excised from SR. He hasn't gone right back to drinking motor oil like he used to but now he DOES put candy sprinkles on absolutely EVERYTHING. Nothing tastes right anymore without a truckload of sugar!!! :(
#King Candybug#King Candy#Turbo wir#Imagining him in Slaughter Race (somehow) as KCB and having just effortlessly sliced one of those sharks that try to attack players in half#He's totally nonplussed by the weird encounter and proceeds to just. Pick the severed tail end of the shark off the ground. And take a bite#pauses for a second to re-assess himself. procures a shaker full of colorful sprinkles from his sleeve. adds them to the raw shark meat.#continues eating. Looking bored but visibly happier about the flavor#this is stupid#(imagining Shank on the sidelines watching this gigantic foreign /thing/ made of metal and nightmares eat raw candied shark)
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am I not allowed anything for myself? (cat stole ham off my plate)
#I was eating a poor man’s charcuterie board a.k.a. blend cheeses and any slices of meat I could find and some sad looking grapes#bland*#she swooped in like a thief in the night and took the best looking bit#then proceeded to lick every other bit of meat stuff on my plate to test if she wanted those too#she didn’t.#stelle yaps#so i’ve had a bagel
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First the back of my hand start bleeding whilst drawing (might be from the weather drying my hands out, I dunno) and then I slice my finger open trying to open a box of Excedrin because I had a migraine. Same hand. The one I draw with.
Apollo, 'o god of prophecy and the arts, are you trying to tell me to take a break or something??? Isn't there a nicer way to go about it? Or are you tryin' to tell me to write and not draw for a couple days? Don't have to have Hermes come deliver the message in such a mean way... T_T ...I don't like having my finger sliced open. Didn't hurt, just a huge hecking cut that bled a lot, but t'is a waste of a good bandaid. I'm running out, my good sir.
Hmmm. Probably should add band-aids to the grocery list next time...
#I am grateful for the gift of prophecies o' great Apollo but bleeding is messy and I be running out of bandaids#ramblings#me making more jokes#seriously though I'm well acquainted with papercuts but CARDBOARD CUTS!??? Those things hecking SLICE and my fingers so thin they don't#have much meat on them. I don't think they can take much slicing before BONE. please cease this at once o' messenger of the gods#I shall take a break I promise T_T
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Some raw meat just looks. so good to me. I know it's bad but I just wanna eat some meat raw and I'd bet it tastes DELICIOUS like esp fat heavy meat.
Ya know now that I'm thinking ab it this might just be me being a wolf.
#you guys know what i'm talking ab right??#like you ever see those cooking videos of someone slicing raw meat#and it's so red and perfect and the marbling of fat in it and you just know that if you put it in your mouth#and make it past the overwhelming taste of blood#it'd be fucking heaven??#it's not just me and my dumb wolf brain is it??#wolf therian#wolfkin#wolf otherkin#therian#therianthropy#otherkin#otherkinity#caninekin#canine therian#moonmoon posting
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ONE PIECE reading musings
Most importantly: buggy hairdo
(yes that's his real hair)
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"I can't swim, but if this took me it would be a shame. Ah! In this situation it doesn't matter if I can swim or not!"
Luffy talking about the whirlpool taking him and him being so stoic??? Iconic, it sounds goofy coming from him but what else can he do lmao it actually makes so much sense
This panel with nami and buggy is just too good. Look at their faces lmao
"Nami: I can't fight with a group of men as big as that! I am weak!
Usopp: don't leave it up to me because I am a man! I am so scared my legs are shaking! Look!
Nami: Look at me, I am near tears!
Usopp: your eyes are completely dry!"
Usopp and Nami just having a crying off
Nami: why did you get mad earlier?
Luffy: I hate them, they do everything wrong
Nami: what are you saying? They were pirates, of course they were doing it wrong
Luffy knowing and kinda explaining how there is a good way of being a pirate but nami doesn't quite get it yet. Until she leaves the baratie and cries about it, wishing to go back with them again.... I think she gets it there. Also the first of many times nami just sits beside Luffy when he is down my beloved
Johnny just name dropping mihawk and telling zoro he MIGHT be there and zoro looks TERRIFIED? it's like he was expecting to die there and he knows he is too weak to face him and win so when this happens:
Sanji tells zoro they all are going towards their death and that they are idiots and zoro says:
"I threw my life away the moment I decided to become the best swordsman in the world, the only person that can call me dumb is me."
He is speaking like he knows he is going to die and he is scared when he hears about mihawk because he didn't expect to be so unprepared. Death is coming for him earlier that it should LIKE IT DID TO KUINA but spoiler... He gets to live because of his ambition GIVEN BY KUINA it's like a double edged sword. Kuina made you ambitious enough to die for your promise to her but that promise is going to make you live enough to see it.
This is actually so good and the fact this influences sanji to go after his dream like damn. Interlaced together since sanji was introduced
Zoro about to die for his dreams and what does sanji say? Give up your dreams if they will cost you your life. Because that's exactly the example he has since zeff stopped being a pirate to save sanji's life... But that's not the takeaway my boy.... Zeff wants you to go after your dream
Sanji saying he took everything zeff cared about away from him.... He gave it away FOR YOU!!!! And Luffy hitting him with the "death doesn't repay debts... He didn't save you for that!" And then the one two hit of shank's panel.... Damn
I don't even need to translate anything here but Luffy understood zeff since the beginning and he didn't hear one word from him. Luffy asking if he won't say goodbye and then looking at sanji like that..... There is not a bigger undesrtander than him. Just made that word up. And sanji's hard fucking head had to be told by like 15 different people to leave and still just left bc he thought he wasn't wanted anymore there. The guy who didn't understand what the story was about until his father told him. Christ don krieg is annoying but Baratie is so good. And extensive because sanji is so fucking stubborn about his debt to zeff. Incredible. Look at Luffy's happy face.
#and zeff seeing those purposeful idiots and going huh this is it for my little aubergine... lets kick him out#also nami leaves akdhaka the crew is in SHAMBLES!! no boat no treasure no cook and zoro is about to die ajdkajska#sanji knowing zoro by legend also..... yeahh.....#and nami cliffhanger.... hell yes it just gets better and better#talking tag#reading one piece#chapter 50#i think zoro fisrt meeting mihawk is them matcjing each others freak like zoro says no man slice me in the front and mihawk smiles and says#fascinating!!! like yeah.... i guess....#also luffy was truly suffering thru it all like damn... he was so scared.... but also hopeful like he was holding dong johnny and yasuke#sanji and zoro got married in wano but luffy and zoro got married right here when zoro made his promise to luffy actually#zeff treating sanji like a kid aka protecting him.... damn....#in retrospective is just much better... chefs kiss.....#SANJI JUST TAKING EVERY ATTACK FROM THE PEARL GUY BC ZEFF IS BEIGN HELD AT GUNPOINT.... GOD!!!!#the cooks from the ship sanji sailed with care so much about him.... thats so cute... one calls him my boy akdjsk#sanji's backstory but more fucked up: sanji passes out and zeff decides to feed him some meat.... sanji asks where did it came from bc he#saw his leg but zeff says he killed a seagull.... idk why not make it worse just because....#chapter 68#atp this is just for me bc nobody is reading this much bullshit but alas we continue#i ike keeping my thots in one place#i am gonna have so much shit to say with arlong park like damn#NAMI HOLD OOON#baratie arc#east blue arc
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best vegan curry in the country 🤙🏼✨️✨️
jan for post size and to shame him bc his cooking was atrocious
#anyways you take sliced carrots and paprika and fry them in the pan a little#you can put spice on them now or later idk if it matters too much im not gordon ramsey#then you get a can of coconut milk and drown them in that#add spices heres what i add: garlic - salt - curry - muskat - ras el hanout mix - cumin - red paprika - chili - red pepper - biiit of honey#probably missed smthn idk i taste while i cook and just throw stuff in there when i feel like it but those are the basics i use for spice#on the side fry up some fake meat if you want but you can also put like chick peas or smthn in there if you want tbh#let it all cook for a while until its getting a little thicker and the veggies are all mushy and then serve with rice and/or naan bread#tadaaaah#easy peasy lemon squeezy also not even that expensive to make#soph txts#pic
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How are you gonna eat all those potatoes by yourself
preferably raw and not in the rain
#probably soup tbh!#or maybe sliced thin to stir fry with some meat and dark sauce#2 pounds of sweet potatoes are in there those will get steamed and eaten as is#ask
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yknow it’s funny that i like savory food fine, maybe even better than sweets, but anything that requires a recipe is not even on my radar to make even though i���m having a lot of fun baking these days, cause it’s just. uneatable to me. or uncharted ground. or, like i said, not even on my radar. none of the stuff i actually think of eating myself unless at a restaurant or something and even then is like, a recipe. it’s individual foods cooked and maybe then i put one over the other. i’m basic.
so idk i think i’m going to challenge myself to do a savory recipe one of these days. i’ve got my eyes on a noodle soup that seems nice enough and i’ll try to get to it.
#of course it's a pain in the ass cause if i cook then i have to cook for a precise number of people#i can't just take the cake to school and let people have a slice#and i don't know if i'll be able to eat it even#and it's gotta be made for a specific time#and leftovers are going to be a pain in the ass#and and and#baking is easier#no but i'm somewhat excited to do that#if i can find the ingredients#and maybe remove the tofu chunks from there as well i'm not sure about those#i basically can't eat meat unless very processed and butter is difficult to use for me godbless vegan recipes websites#but i would love if you guys used less tofu#broadcasting my misery
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Another thing is I have to bring a lunch for the field trip and I 100% understand they can’t let everyone eat in the food court bc there’s no way they’re staffed enough for that + embarrassing for kids that can’t pay for that but now I gotta figure out a meal that doesn’t need to be cooked which is. Hard.
#meows#hard as in I can’t stand cold meat and cheese#and I don’t really wanna buy materials for say a PBJ#bc you know how often I use those two? never#plus you can’t just buy two slices of bread it’s gotta#be at least a half loaf#Ik it’s dumb it’s just me being picky as per usual
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Just read PWDs as PIDW and. That’s a very different thing
#almond rambles#on a semi-related note if someone calls me a disabled person and you correct it to ‘person with a disability’#I will slice your insides like deli meat#extra thin slices for those who aren’t disabled themselves#idk I hate person first language being forced like if you just say it causally idc#but I personally don’t like the idea that the phrase ‘disabled person’ is ~reducing me to my disability~#it’s an adjective motherfucker#anyway no one cares idk why I’m saying this
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i love thanksgiving dinner. and thanksgiving breakfast the next morning. and thanksgiving lunch. and second thanksgiving dinner
#<3#tomorrows breakfast shall be ham on those dinner rolls#and then lunch will be. whole plate of dark turkey meat#dinner is pumpkin pie idc#two slices. warmed up and then vanilla ice cream is going in that bowl
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ugh at the deli today i got to slice meat for this fucking gorgeous guy thick as a brick big fucking biceps and a belly and just fucking stacked dude who was somewhere in his 40s like holy shit
#thank god i wear a mask bc i wanted to bite those biceps so fucking bad just pillowy and firm together#also like. cannot say enough about how good it was as a massive daddy kink haver#to be handling huge hunks of meat and slicing them at his direction and handing them over#also like. i did think about how he could just surround and overwhelm meeeee#BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Gas station isn’t too far by foot but did pack cleanser in case I need to wash my face lol
#personalice#didn’t pack sunscreen but I wouldn’t be out long enough to need to reapply it lo#hopefully they have cherry coke again#if not I guess I’ll get Dr Pepper zero and maybe a slushie#but other than like pizza not much hot foods#wlel hot dogs but bro always got those#Altho even with Korean hot dogs didn’t care for the meat as much compared to the outer coating#we might have leftovers but I guess I can get like one slice lol#or maybe froyo#cafe is too far on foot/|*didn’t wanna ask for a ride#Altho shame h mart isn’t closer been a while since I had my brows waxed#not that o n’need’ to but it l did look slightly#Neater versus like just tweezing myself lol
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I am really sore from work I wish riding five hours in the car didn't require having your feet on the ground
#ghostly posts#walked 10.6k steps which is by no means even close to my record or anything#but I got NO BREAKS ..... I ate my lunch in the car home after my shift. like#augh on my feet all the time hurts :/#got called in early at 6:30 ran around getting ready and packing for later so that by 8:30 I was ready for work#got to work and then just. I got one 10 minute pee break I guess. but that's all! run chicken.#8 piece dark was on sale HALF OFF so that's all ANYBODY ordered#and we'd take four customers to run out of fried chicken. make some more. make some more. we need baked chicken. and whole chickens.#more fried. wash ten more bowls please. we don't have any clean tongs#our fryers are busy with chicken so we're also out of potatoes and corn dogs and burritos. make more of those. keep track#oh we have three salads that aren't labeled today ! cool and the managers left without saying anything about that cool#now I just look like an idiot cause nobody told me we were putting out A SIXTH POTATO SALAD today.#and don't get me started on pre sliced meats and cheeses. man#anyway after work ate my lunch and dropped by home to change and get shopping list#shopped groceries and then came back and my roommates tire was flat#so I had to unload and greet our guests and then immediately drive my roommate to the tire store#and we picked up the fixed tire she needed#then I was like 'I really wanna help you put this tire on but I need to shower so bad'#and then I showered and my roommates parents visited while I did that#and then dinner was ready and I ate food but I portioned too much :/ and also I realized I wasn't even done packing! oh no! I leave in ten#minutes for the mountain! shit!#I got packed I had help and everyone was so niceys to me#but my back hurts and I am already soooo ready to be lying down!
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This is chicken salt erasure and I don't even like chicken salt
#hot chilli sauce#garlic sauce#sour cream#thinly sliced red onion#kebab meat#maybe some cheese#congratulations! you now have a halal snack pack#one of australia's greatest contributions to the culinary world#along with the humble dimbo#and chicken salt#straya!#one of those poll things#now i want a halal snack pack#gonna get one for lunch#don't tell my husband#or my dog
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