#(imagining Shank on the sidelines watching this gigantic foreign /thing/ made of metal and nightmares eat raw candied shark) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

badbugbotblood · 2 months ago

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Watching a compilation of the many really satisfying eating scenes from Primal and thinking about KCB and how Cybugs can eat ANYTHING... also thinking abt my hc that Turbo struggled with pica (the urge to eat non-edible things) and how him eventually making it to Sugar Rush where almost everything was made of FOOD helped to alleviate it. He then (understandably) built up a sugar dependency which stayed with him after being excised from SR. He hasn't gone right back to drinking motor oil like he used to but now he DOES put candy sprinkles on absolutely EVERYTHING. Nothing tastes right anymore without a truckload of sugar!!! :(

#King Candybug #King Candy #Turbo wir #Imagining him in Slaughter Race (somehow) as KCB and having just effortlessly sliced one of those sharks that try to attack players in half #He's totally nonplussed by the weird encounter and proceeds to just. Pick the severed tail end of the shark off the ground. And take a bite #pauses for a second to re-assess himself. procures a shaker full of colorful sprinkles from his sleeve. adds them to the raw shark meat.#continues eating. Looking bored but visibly happier about the flavor #this is stupid #(imagining Shank on the sidelines watching this gigantic foreign /thing/ made of metal and nightmares eat raw candied shark)

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