#those old men are MARRIED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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deangirldisease Ā· 2 years ago
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batos intoduction rly has insane step dad vibes
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justablah56 Ā· 3 months ago
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sitting in on a show my aunts watching and I don't give a shit about any of these people EXCEPT those two random side character guys no body likes who found out that the other is also a cat person and are now sharing custody of the one guys cat .
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beaniebabyspock Ā· 1 year ago
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the thing about spirk is i consistently forget that they are not actually canonically together and every time jim shows up on snw i am genuinely expecting them to start to hint about his romantic relationship with spock. and i get so confused when they donā€™t
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toxifoxx Ā· 3 months ago
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what if two middle aged men could fall in love with each other
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14dayswithyou Ā· 1 year ago
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Let's play fuck, marry, kill, make your choices wisely šŸ˜‰
āœ¦ć‚œANSWERED: I wasn't sure if you were talkin about me or the main cast, so feel free to clarify/ask again!! Also!! Y'all are welcome to let me know who you'd fuck, marry, and kill in the replies >:3
Kiss: Elanor (on da cheek) Marry: Ren (my pink househusband) or Violet (my cottagecore wife) Kill: your landlord <3
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strangestcase Ā· 7 months ago
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Literally why are all Irene Adler posts on tumblr some shit like ā€œIrene Norton could never heterosexually fuck Sherlock Holmesā€¦ because sheā€™s heterosexually married to Mr. Norton before the eyes of God and the Church! hashtag love wins! what a lucky man! Now watch me project an entire personality onto this male character that shows up for a single scene! Never ever forget she takes his name after marriage like the good devoted wife she is! Respect!ā€ Like helloooooo. Can anybody hear me.
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garwicbreb Ā· 5 months ago
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I hope the wives and partners of famous older male celebrities have the most blessed and wonderful day every single day for the rest of time
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britneyshakespeare Ā· 7 days ago
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you know i don't bring this up as a light anecdote because it involves me being talked about in really perverted ways behind my back. but when i was like 20 i was part of this large group of friends that was mostly a bunch of guys, and a couple of girlfriends. and the energy if you were a girl starting to hang around them was like. "ok, so who are you gonna hook up with/date?" and it didn't last long bc of course when the answer ended up being "well none of you," the patience they had for me evaporated. lol. so i was being talked about among literally every single one of them behind my back in a gigantic group chat, of like literally everyone in the original group chat (including the ppl who never fucking used it, and it was over twelve people) minus a few other ppl they didn't like, decidedly. and eventually one of my GOOD friends (that i am still friends w to this day) told me about it and then there was the whole drama of people not being able to accept consequences for their actions, not owning up to being cowardly bullies, etc... yawn yawn yawn. truly that was some stupid middle school shit from a bunch of immature ppl that i didn't really take to heart. not the guys, anyway. i was honestly very hurt by a couple of girls who partook in it though, that i thought genuinely liked me and who i genuinely liked in return, so that was shocking to me.
but anyway. after this all happened my sister went OFF on this one guy in particular. bc he had been a nuisance before. he was a slimy creep honestly. i used to feel a lot of pity for him bc i thought he was just sad and wanted attention but that was just my 20-year-old nonsense brain way of interpreting it. he was incredibly annoying and would wear girls down, would hop from one girl to another week after week, each one not reciprocating his constant desperate flirting and lovebombing. and there was a joke he participated in about me and my (also queer, female) friend that was particularly crossing a line. so kaily just ripped this guy a new one when he went to try and offer an explanation. like imagine trying to even talk to someone after you just humiliated and bullied their sister... couldn't be me. like i was literally the one being bullied in this instant but i can't imagine the kind of white hot rage i'd be in if someone did that to my sister. you know? so yeah.
at the end of this rant kaily told him "go to hell." you know. like fuck off. go fuck yourself. go to hell. good old indecent words to throw out at someone you loathe, right? i'm literally ONLY bringing this up because i cannot stop thinking, all these years later, about how one of the girls who participated in it, and was the least apologetic about it (in fact weirdly a year later she came back just to taunt me again and tell me how much better her life is without me and how stupid i was for breaking up a 'wonderful' friend group?? yeah that sounds like the behavior of someone who is over it)... i don't remember where but someone told me she talked particularly about that message to that guy and said "kaily told (name) to burn in hell" like. like that whole time she interpreted my sister as like a conservative christian who was calling him a dirty sinner. bc presumably she had never heard the phrase "go to hell" in a non-literal context before, or just never understood it?? like that girl didn't necessarily strike me as incredibly bright or something, in the short time i knew her, but i never would've guessed she could be so dumb...
but for the record that pervert guy yeah he is gonna burn in hell.
#tales from diana#im sorry how much dramatic backstory that anecdote required#that one girl and her friend are still some of the most baffling pieces of that story to me#like i hate to say it but i was not shocked that all but like two of those guys really liked or respected me at all#none of them seemed to like any of the other girls in the friend group#they just barely seemed to tolerate their friends' girlfriends. bc they had to#and some of those guys didn't even seem to like or respect their girlfriends#both of those girls who bullied me were some of 'the girlfriends' and i have to be honest. i wouldnt wanna be 'the girlfriend' there#neither of them are still w their then-boyfriends and im pretty sure for both of them it ended awfully#idk what happened to the really particularly aggressive one who thought kaily said 'burn in hell'#but for some reason like 6 months later when she and her bf broke up she unfriended me on fb#i had never unfriended her in case she wanted to apologize at any point (i had hope... 20 year old nonsense again i was really naive)#but then yeah another 6 months later she and the other girlfriend (still in a relationship at that time) just blew up at me and some others#for like no reason. just bc we all stayed friends... w each other#like i promise u i never went out of my way to bother these girls in any way. directly or indirectly. they just had to say#'its been a year and i still hate you guys' like why. we were literally all adults. we didnt go to school together we never saw each other#we were all just frankly moving on but i guess they were not over it#the other girl whose relationship lasted longer had maybe the worse boyfriend? definitely the worse breakup#he abandoned her for another woman and kicked her out of their living space#she was literally begging on social media for help#and again that guy was a monster who did not seem to really love her. he's married to the other woman now#they have a kid together#idk where either of those girls are now bc basically all their friends abandoned them#feels like if they had chosen their allies better way back when we were 20-21 itd have been different#which is not to blame them. but like. i would not have let that happen to my friends#but the fact that anyone stood up for me when i was being bullied was 'starting drama'#and the fact that they all let their problems pile up until their lives are destroyed? well i guess thats just being civilized and mature#sorry if this is just sounding incredibly judgmental bc i dont think they deserve their situations at all#but i dont think their choices didnt play some role in their being eventually discarded by rotten fuckin men#they were pretty rotten to me too. poor things...
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kind-of-a-shitty-wizard Ā· 11 months ago
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Tell me about jeeves and wooster like you're a car salesman (I want to get into it now because of you šŸ¤ just curious what to look for and where, share your mighty old man yaoi wisdom)
HELLO !! AAA tysm for the ask... id be delighted to give a rec to the ceo of old man yaoi herself lol, im putting on my best car salesman voice!! :D
okok so. this car is for you. i remember you mentioning that u like characters who are competent / good advice-givers / surrounded by idiots but arent leaders themselves, and this is jeeves in spades teeheee...
he and bertie wooster are from the series by P. G. Wodehouse set in the 1920s-1930s about this well-meaning dorky guy who keeps getting into trouble (thats bertie) and his amazingly competent valet (jeeves!!!!) - and their dynamic is amazing. it's a little more lighthearted than sheo/haskill or butler/craftsman i think but you may still like it :D
jeeves is so much more competent and intelligent than bertie but always has bertie's best interests at heart. they still have little spats over silly things, like bertie's ugly ties, so jeeves gets to have his prissy little "very good sir šŸ˜’" moments <33
the books (all free on Gutenberg) can be read in any order and the tv show episodes (all on Youtube) can be watched in any order :] so u can jump around to see what u like, but if i were to recommend a specific place to begin, it would be this wonderfully-edited video that sums up their dynamic, so u can see if it might be up ur alley:
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if u wanted to start w the books id actually give an unorthodox rec which is the short story Bertie Changes His Mind, cos it's brief, it's the only story from the perspective of jeeves, and it offers so much insight into their relationship. and tbh its very gay and basically reads as though it was written by haskill
(^ me revealing the fact that that i got into J&W bc of haskill... the haskill-to-any-other-snarky-butler-character pipeline is so real. plus haskill and sheogorath have been compared to jeeves and wooster sooo <3)
OK THATS IT... thank you sm for the ask i got extremely carried away i just love these two fr <33
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limerental Ā· 1 year ago
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I did indeed finish my isengrim/dijkstra ship manifesto! Posted on ao3 for ease of formatting. If you have had no idea what I'm talking about recently in terms of these two, I hope it serves as a vaguely helpful primer.
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apollos-boyfriend Ā· 1 year ago
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schlarklez
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u guys KNOW iā€™m crazy insane about these two. i need to make more propaganda the world Needs to see my vision
[ship bingo]
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enobariasdistrict2 Ā· 9 months ago
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so i googled rachel gatina's fate and.. fuck that? my girl deserves so much more
#the creators don't deserve her??#i honestly hated the way she acted at the tail end of s3/the beginning of s4#especially because i genuinely think she's better than that chasing after unavailable guys/guys who are far too old for her#like she's a genuinely interesting and mildly mean girl secondary antagonist/anti hero character but with so much capability#to show people genuine kindness and actually care about others!!#and instead of allowing her to keep that growth they made her a heroin addict and prostitute?#I'm not saying there's anything inherently morally wrong with people who are those things irl#but like??!! hello????#and they fucked over brachel too i fucking hate this#she grew so much and grew on everyone and showed people that redemption was something that could happen#that she could change and become better through friendship#and they threw that away for DAN??! he killed his own BROTHER but his redemption arc was more important than rachel?#(who did not kill anyone and was only a promiscuous teenage girl with lacking boundaries when it comes to men she shouldn't pursue)#(i'd argue that that's better than a MURDERER who killed his BROTHER)#(and emotionally abused/terrorised his wife into a crippling pill addiction?)#(and abandoned the child he fathered?)#i do think a lot of Rachel's actions like flirting with a married man REPEATEDLY (and she literally even went to their wedding too so??)#were inexcusable but rachel had the redemption arc that Dan could never dream of#especially since Dan LIED TO EVERYONE about how Keith died and deceived karen into opening up to him again#oth#rachel gatina#anna speaks
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warriorfujoshi Ā· 2 years ago
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im seriously so obsessed with brassius and hasselā€™s ā€œtransgenders who met when they were in their teens/early 20s, sought solace in each other while going through the toughest times of their lives, then made it into adulthood, which eternally bonded their soulsā€ energy
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dirt-str1der Ā· 11 months ago
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Thinking of how stupid 2bjeb is againā€¦ at this late hourā€¦
#Listen to my problems#those two old men fucking hated everything about each other and they still had sex every time they could#one of them is a gamer and the other is a christian and they are among the most sexually compatible in the series but also like. i cannot#emphasise enough that they hate literally everything about the other. they dont agree with the others lifestyle choices#2bdamned is a sex criminal and jebediah is homophobic their bladders are incontinent and even though they hate each other jeb still wants to#get married and 2bdamned like. thinks its kind of cute but also extremely funny and its so stupid ā€¦#like yeah hes the only man jeb has ever loved but also hes degenerate and straight up evil and fucking everybody else in the series and#every time he tries to have a conversation with him he ends up heartbroken and filled with even more self righteous anger and dislike for#him and yeah every time jeb argues he starts talking about how his experiments area blight on humanity and an affront to god and then 2b#says something snarky back and jeb acts like hes been spat on and kicked because yeah hes a hypocrite and hes only alive to complain about#2bs methods because he was saved by them.#but also he literally has a soft spot for him because theyre gay lovers and also divorced as hell and every time he sends a text out to jeb#he thinks its a bootycall and tells himself he wont go when hes already stepping out the door#okay get me out of here i need to go back to sleep#there are some unseen forces conspiring to prevent me from sleeping ā€¦ and to give me acid reflux
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running-in-the-dark Ā· 11 months ago
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one thing I love about Redemption is Eliot and Harry interacting. I just love those two old men being friends, okay, it's adorable šŸ’–
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tokruta Ā· 1 year ago
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I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS
GET THAT 40 YEAR OLD MAN AWAY FROM THAT LITTLE GIRL SHE WAS 14 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It was already so bad when the marriage registration said he was 37 and she was 15, it became worse somehow when I double checked with their birth registrations and it turns out he was 39 and she was 14.
He registered his intent to marry 2 months (2!!!!!!!!! 2 FUCKING MONTHS) after her 14th birthday. How long was this fucking creep around that baby? I justā€¦
Ainā€™t no way anyone liked that man, right? How was this legally allowed? Was it because they lied about her age? 15 and 37 isnā€™t any better just because sheā€™s ā€œa womanā€ at 15 (one of the reasons I didnā€™t have a quince, I resented the idea that I was a woman ready for marriage at 15, even if it is just symbolic nowadays rather than literal)
Oh who am I kidding, I bet people were completely fine with him.
I justā€¦.
Why are there so many child brides? Iā€™ve found too many.
That poor girl, Iā€™m so fucking mad.
At least that fucking pedo died literally less than 6 months later, rest in fucking piss
...so, I left this post in my drafts to cool down. I continued on to the next siblings and I figured out how he knew her.
His youngest sister married the girl's father 2 years before he married his daughter. This man married his fucking step-niece! The sister was okay with her almost 40 year old brother marrying her fucking 14 year old step daughter! How old was she when they met? 11? 12? younger?
I hate this group of people. Hope my great*3 grandmother was against her brother's shit but who knows.
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