#like lets be so ffr rn

[garwicbreb]

I hope the wives and partners of famous older male celebrities have the most blessed and wonderful day every single day for the rest of time

[cecilebutcher]

Day: 3 Something stolen

Idia x gender neutral reader

I didn’t know how this would go. And I still don’t 😎

Idia didn’t have many friends. No let me rephrase that, Idia BARELY had any friends. You could probably count them on one finger honestly.

So when you came along Ortho was so happy!! His nii-San finally had a friend! You spend a lot of times with the older shroud brother You played any and all games and just vibed.

He liked having you around and you liked having him around. So it was a win win situation, plus Ortho was super happy so hey! Extra points!

Idia also had tons of cool stuff in his room. Super techy too! And oh how comfortable his chair and bed are. The first time you sat on them you fell asleep, he just let you be for a bit tbh…

But as you too got closer he started realizing his feelings for you. You were just, well, you! You were amazing! I mean come on how could he not? Everyone saw how amazing you were!

But he didn’t tell you, no he would never, he couldn’t ruin what you guys already had ok? So he sat on his feelings. Pushed them way WAY deeper down than he should’ve, anything to make sure you stayed with him, friend or lover, he was ok with it.

But the day you confessed to him he was, well, shocked. You? Liked him? Idia Shroud? Watchmen of the isle of woe? Are you sure? Did you hit your head? You must’ve hit your head!

And you kept telling him that no Idia, I didn’t hit my head you stupid blue flame.

So now there you were. Dating the one and only Idia shroud. He was beaming, even Azul noted the difference in his mood. He just brushed it off, but Azul could tell when his club mate was smiling and was actually(sorta) communicating with people!

Lilia was the second to ask him about it and again he brushed it off. But you can’t hide stuff from papa Lilia! Come on Idia you should know that by now! So he ended up telling him about you. Everything he loved. Your face, your smile, your eyes, your hands, the way you laugh, the was you look when you concentrate on something, the way you get happy after winning a game or level you’ve been stuck on. He loved everything. Lilia thought it was adorable and teased him over it for a bit.

But he couldn’t stay in his little safe bubble with only you and Ortho. No no, he had a house warden meeting to attend. And in the first time since ever he was going in person after both Azul AND Vil nagged him into it. So he had to change into his hoodie. The one he always wears. But where oh where could his beloved hoodie be? In fact, where has his headphones gone as well?! And his charger? AND his pillow?!

Ok something was wrong, Ortho get in here right now! Ortho? OH NO THEY TOOK ORTHO!!! Cue sad Idia crying. He immediately calls you, but ends up face timing you instead. When you pick up the phone you look at him confused while eating chips “Hey Idy, everything ok? You look sad” you note while crunching on your salty treat.

“Yuu!! The worse thing happened! Someone stole my hoodie, charger, headphones, pillow. And worse of all, oh worse of all they took my adorable younger brother” he replied with sorrow in his voice.

Your laugh surprised him though, really surprised him “Idy no one stole those stuff!” You exclaimed with a chuckle. He looked at you confused and as to say ‘Tf do you mean Yuu? I’m having a mental breakdown here be so ffr rn’ “Idias babe” you shift your camera as to show all of you.

And there were all the stuff he’s missing. His headphones on top your head, you were wearing his hoodie, the charger next to you as you charged your phone and pillow on your lap. “I’m borrowing them love. Calm down” He store there, silent, stunned, betrayed by the one he loved most.

“Ortho is playing with Grim right now. So calm down everything is ok” He opened his mouth to speak but all that came out was a laugh “what?” You asked, also laughing now “nothing nothing, keep them, I have spares” he said as he got out another hoodie, identical to the one you were wearing.

He should’ve guessed you stole it, I mean come on, who would steal from him? It made no sense. Only you were bold enough to do something like that, one of the reasons he loved you.

“But return Ortho! I need

“Aww! I was hoping you forgot!”

This was something to write. Tbh I winged most of it 💃🕺

Hope you enjoyed likes comments and reblogs are very appreciated!

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[astralcities]

genuinely sorry ppl are so weird about astarion. like i think a lot of people genuinely have some good points, i think that a romance route without sex right off the bat but still with some emotional manipulation or something would be really interesting. because let’s be real, astarion would be good at manipulating you without just sex. and i also think ppl are allowed to romance the guy without having to bone him because hey it’s a fictional story and all in all it doesn’t really matter too much.

but then there’s people saying that you shouldn’t sleep with him because it’s “bad for him”. people baby this man so much despite the fact he’s honestly not that great of a person like be ffr he’s not your fucking prince charming he’s an asshole and i love him for it. anyways sorry for the long post i just really like your takes and i feel like you have a lot of nuance to this and im hyperfixating so hard rn.

also laezel is lovely and i adore her /pos

this feels like winning the pulitzer ngl

okay. joke answer aside. ya people can do whatever they want romance wise and he does very much manipulate without sex! like one of his big act one moments is him pulling the "I love you." card, which is very clearly romantic manipulation.

my thoughts are. in the real world, if this was a real sequence of events, he'd absolutely manipulate someone who Didn't Want Sex in a different manner. he has more talents and manipulation skills than sex alone.

but in game, for the narrative larian is telling, astarion's story is chiefly about his relationship with sex and overcoming trauma regarding it. in order to have the story function along the same beats, you'd have to rewrite major portions of his romantic scenes. which just doesn't seem super feasible or narratively cohesive. interesting for sure! but something i think would rather dissolve the beats of his story as it is In Game

anyway...very kind ask! thank you. he's like the frog we're dissecting together. unlike lae'zel who is the frog i'm having a spring wedding with

[00why-why-why00]

My god, I’ve discovered something absolutely detrimental chat.

Well I didn’t discover but hey.

Anyways, I reached a new lw 🗣️ 114 wth

But im gaining, up to 117 rn cause I been eating 🗣️🗣️🗣️

This eating disorder shit is just a huge rabbit hole. It’s never enough, and once you pass a gw. You reach it again and it feels as big as before. I’m tired of this shit. Exhausted dare I say. I need me a baggie and im trying not to omfg. I’m tired. I haven’t taken my meds in like 9 months, I can see myself falling into bullshit delusions. I just made a little spell jar thing and like I feel like it’s gonna work. My head is say there’s no way that this isn’t gonna work, but at the same time it’s like. “Bitch be ffr.”

Fuck man, I’ve been trying to heal and while doing that I’ve gotten worse.

Yolo tho amiright? I don’t know.

Im so mad, I’ve been seething for days. The jar made me feel a little better but im pissed off. That mf did me dirty and I gotta see him on his knees to feel better. I’ve never been done that dirty before, it takes a lot for me to get to this point and he did it easily. I’ll get his ass chat. I’m so fucking mad.

Like don’t mind my profanity and also warning abt sexual stuff but

I made that fucker come twice. I swallowed both loads and his shit was the most nauseating fucking tasting thing I’ve ever consumed. I let him film, I was playing into his little bullshit fetishes. Mf was talking some big fucking game, like “ohh I’ll take care of you” “I wanna know your soul” like I know im not a bad lay, I just can’t help but yap. He was all like “what age did you lose your virginity?” And I was like oh you know I got gr8ped while he was in me. Talking about how he’s a freak but then he get scared off by me saying shit? Like bitch, I faked it 2 times. His ass said “my only rule is to ask for permission to-“ LIKE MF, I wasn’t EVEN CLOSE BE FFR shut up with the stupid shit omfg im so mad. I’m pissed off. This mfs probably nearly into his 40s and he can’t get a bitch close? CHRIST, I’ve been plotting his downfall guys. I need to chill but I can’t. I can’t when his ass did me this dirty, there’s more but I’ll spare y’all anymore details. I’m so mad. That jar better work

That’s all from me for now gn y’all

[princessefemmelesbian]

Word and let’s not forget that one lil comic of his “I want to study you like a bug” dude hates trans women and gets gender validation from misogyny. Be so ffr rn. 😤

“I as a man fantasize about killing a group of women whose politics I don’t agree with, hey why are people calling me a transmisogynist???” Maybe it’s because you literally have a fucking femicide fantasy.

If you(openly, at that!) fantasize about killing trans women as a man with privilege and power over them, then you straight up hate trans women, there’s no way around it. Go fuck yourself. 🖕🏿

Oop is crimsonender for your blocking pleasure.

[hystericminitotebag]

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So basically last night my step dad never came home because he had been drinking at a buddy’s house and then drove out to some clearing where a control burn was happening and got his truck stuck in the mud???? Idfk he’s an idiot, but got picked up by the cops this morning because he was walking around a neighborhood knocking on random doors at 6AM but so my mom is telling me all of this and I’m just like 😦 and she’s trying to make excuses for him that she thinks he’s bipolar and his medication isn’t working and he needs something different and I was just like, babes… he’s an alcoholic and a drug addict, you know he was buying painkillers like three months ago because you went through his texts, his mental state is like this because he refuses to actually help himself (plus not to mention I’m pretty sure he’s not even taking the medication that was prescribed to him).

Okay, lost my train of thought because she came downstairs to tell me she told him she’s going to talk to his doctor about his medication and “poor decision making” (lmfao girl be so ffr with me rn, is this the principal’s office????) and I was like, I don’t even think he’s taking his medication because he talks about being in so much pain that he can’t sleep so he has to drink but he was literally described pain medication that also acts as a sleep aid so if you’re in PAIN and you can’t SLEEP why not take that?? Spoiler Alert: it’s because he’s an alcoholic and can’t sleep without drinking! Tell me why my mom didn’t know that when you’re an alcoholic you develop insomnia? She’s like, actually in denial over her situation and at this point it’s just sad. I fr can’t let myself follow her path because she said herself before she went upstairs, “I guess I’m following in mom’s footsteps.” Because her step dad was an alcoholic that her mom continuously made excuses for.

Idk, could never be me. Gotta keep this as a reminder to always hold men to the highest standard and LEAVE THEM if they refuse.

The world hates it when I spit hard facts