#him and yeah every time jeb argues he starts talking about how his experiments area blight on humanity and an affront to god and then 2b
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Thinking of how stupid 2bjeb is again… at this late hour…
#Listen to my problems#those two old men fucking hated everything about each other and they still had sex every time they could#one of them is a gamer and the other is a christian and they are among the most sexually compatible in the series but also like. i cannot#emphasise enough that they hate literally everything about the other. they dont agree with the others lifestyle choices#2bdamned is a sex criminal and jebediah is homophobic their bladders are incontinent and even though they hate each other jeb still wants to#get married and 2bdamned like. thinks its kind of cute but also extremely funny and its so stupid …#like yeah hes the only man jeb has ever loved but also hes degenerate and straight up evil and fucking everybody else in the series and#every time he tries to have a conversation with him he ends up heartbroken and filled with even more self righteous anger and dislike for#him and yeah every time jeb argues he starts talking about how his experiments area blight on humanity and an affront to god and then 2b#says something snarky back and jeb acts like hes been spat on and kicked because yeah hes a hypocrite and hes only alive to complain about#2bs methods because he was saved by them.#but also he literally has a soft spot for him because theyre gay lovers and also divorced as hell and every time he sends a text out to jeb#he thinks its a bootycall and tells himself he wont go when hes already stepping out the door#okay get me out of here i need to go back to sleep#there are some unseen forces conspiring to prevent me from sleeping … and to give me acid reflux
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