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Vincent Price and Mildred Natwick - ELIZABETH THE QUEEN, a play produced at Mt. Kisco's Westchester Playhouse (1937)
#vincent price#mildred natwick#Elizabeth the queen#theater#vintage photo#photo edit by me#those long fucking legs#OH FUCK#fuckity fuck fuck#hes so hot#clawing at the walls#he makes me feral#unf#so tall so broad so bisexual#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome
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ALTTP december warm ups and doodling (and one from today, happy new year)
#my art#tloz#a link to the past#link#zelda#also in order bc the evolution of 'just a little thing' to putting too much detail in is a little funny#however I. rly do not like the first ones so it feels weird starting with those...#I abandoned tumblr for so long I feel a bit anxious about posting here right now so uuuh only doodles and me running away again#I'm very determined to fuck his legs up and like I swear they're both fucked but I keep messing up which one is visibly so oopsie#also I'm extremely haunted by how visible the messyness on the last one became on my monitor instead of tablet rip
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I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wangxian#idk man- i just see a lot of “Lan Wangji has always been protecting Wei Wuxian” posts and its like...#I mean... Lan Wangji has always certainly been trying to protect Wei Wuxian#it took him a long time to figure how to successfully do that though#rereading the books rn and noticing theres a lot of instances that could be read as lwj being frustrated over his inability to protect wwx#like he seemed ready to cry when wwx went missing for a while and then came back with the cursed leg#lwj has always been great at protecting wwx from physical threats (ex: waterborn abyss) but had no idea how to protect him from himself#meanwhile wwx has always been instictually good at saving lwj from both#like I'm 100% lwj would've become like Jiang Cheng if wwx hadn't snapped him out of the blindly following authority thing#and also like... 15 y/o lwj wasnt happy with his life. he was lonely and stressed and literally signing up to be flogged whenever he goofed#wwx is who allowed lwj to grow up by showing him what it was like to actually be a kid (shown in story whenever lwj gets drunk)#he led lwj to having a more flexible mindset. and it both let lwj relax and set lwj up to be a better parent#looking into lwj's dynamic with the juniors- he lets them break a fuck ton of the petty rules and encourages them to question authority#he also teaches them to not be married to any one meathod of problem solving#wwx is also able to save lwj from his own stubbornness#ex: carrying lwj when he broke his leg. getting lwj to cough up bad blood. getting lwj to keep the rabbits#wwx also tends to give lwj the words he has trouble saying himself. helps him communicate#wwx also protects lwj in fights a lot but thats narratively less important#except the various times wwx puts himself in danger to help lwj. those times are what made it so lwj could never move on from wwx#like with the cave incident#or when wwx helped surpress the arm instead of using the chaos to escape cloud recesses#tldr i guess: i think this fandom tends to treat lwj being the best like its natural to him when really wwx accidentaly rewired his brain#I'm looking directly at fanfic writers who act like the Lans would've treated wwx better than the Jiangs#lwj had to do so much work and self reflection post meeting wwx to be the way he is. he is not the sole product of the Lan teachings
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Jesus christ

#I want to talk about this so bad#fuck it who’s stopping me#why are his legs a different colour than his arms#ARE those even bones???? or like mummified flesh and bones???#why does he have twizzler toes#is that his skull. I’m assuming it’s his skull#everything about his head is incorrect and I hate it#he has no ribcage. only a thick long collarbone that is connected to his neck#I’m not even complaining that hes ugly im complaining bc its so anatomically wrong that its baffling to me#Scott decided to free ball it instead of just glancing at a skeleton ref#you don’t deserve this william#you don’t deserve vague flesh patches on your face and body. or weird silver eyes. or fucking bone ears
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finally decided to share my Dealer with the internet! Her name's Buck, she's the butch ever, and she is my everything atm, i'd let her step on me, crush me under her large arthropodic body and shoot me in the head- the USUAL response yknow? Bonus doodle of her and Charles arguing:
#buckshot roulette#buckshot roulette dealer#the dealer#choo choo charles#also yes. she can squish her body up and go into a more bipedal stance if she wishes#because all her organs are distributed appropriately#those back legs are more like fucked up kickstands that can walk and somewhat grab??#also do NOT ask me how long it took to give her pants#there's a reason i never gave Charles pants and i see why now#shudders#she'd probably just walk around her apartment in a wife beater and a blanket/cloth wrapped around her lower half#because ain't no way any store makes underwear big enough#the pants might as well be homemade too#or altered after being bought
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IS THAT HAMBURBER MIME
this one. yeahs its hamburber
#i lost the only reference photo for her true form a long time ago#so this is like. from memory lol#she had a loop in one leg#three vertical stripes on her chest#medium kinda messy hair#oh and she had two stripes horizontal across her nose fuck#forgot those#whatevers#brambleramble
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#JDM being like: _fuck it_ and grabbing Jack by his stupid curls though#JDM being like: _fuck it_ and caging Jack back up against a wall#wedging his thigh right between those stupidly long legs#not me opening another rpf doc 😅#end me now#did i give them a ship name already#quaidrey?#jeffaid?#anyway#fuck me right up S04#actor rpf
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Vincent Price - The Last Man On Earth (1964)
#vincent price#the last man on earth#richard matheson#i am legend#apocolyptic#post apocalyptic#zombie#horror movie#zombies#vinny p#so chill#even during a zombie apocalypse#vinny aint scared of no zombie#so gorgeous#god i want him#hes so sexyyy#those long fucking legs#im fine... this is fine#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set
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Tim Laurence's legs appreciation post for my thirsty girls ✨
#HOT DAMN 🔥#SIR 🥵🥵🥵#LEGSSS#GORGEOUS LEGS#LOOK AT THOSE LONG TONED LEGS#I WANT TO CLIMB HIM#MY OVARIES#HE'S SO FUCKING HOT#this man will be the death of me#timothy laurence must be stopped#tim laurence#timothy laurence
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Ooooo ooooooh OOOOOOOO
MBFW Lexa after the clexa wedding we all know is going to happen (right? RIGHT???)
In a slinky little white number to actually be able to dance and celebrate with Clarke and their people 🤤 FECK
That dress is just soft enough to pull up above her thighs easily for a little bit of action in the bridal quarters mid-reception when they sneak away for some alone time
It's not going to happen explicitly in the fic, but yeah they do end up married. Eventually. With baaabies 🥰
Anyway, yes very much that. Lexa never has any intention of keeping her dress after the big day, so it kind of gets a bit trashed in their wedding photos 🥴 she makes sure to save enough that there's scrapes of lace and beading left unscathed that Clarke can save for one of her over-the-top art creations or anniversary presents for the future that she knows without even having to ask is coming eventually. (Clarke comes through with a hand stitched and embroidered pocket square for one of Lexa's suits made of the dyed dress scraps for their 10 year anniversary, in case you're wondering)
So naturally that chaotic choice means only one thing in Abby's eyes: buy two dresses 🙃 one for flash and the photography shoot and one for the reception. Where Lexa had been fine heading to their reception and changing into some simple linen pants and a criminally low-cut, loose white blouse, instead Abby surprises her and insists on paying for the second number for her to change into because, quote, "oh, honey. I couldn't let you have your first dance in cotton blend 🙁"
12 years into being a part of this family and the Griffin women still keep Lexa on her toes
#anon#MBFW#the fact that Clarke wraps one of those long legs around her waist the second she sees her#and quetly fucks her against the venue's changing room mirror is simply something nobody needs to know
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I GOT AN A ON MY PSYCH TEST 🔥🔥🔥
#those three days of rotting away at my desk paid off let’s fucking go#i’m an expert on prenatal development don’t even play#also i’m being so fr about the rotting thing. i didn’t see the sun in person for three days and my legs bruised from sitting for so long#this is not healthy. do not be like me.
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(Old) things I didn’t forget to post
#my art#art dump#smiling critters#poppy playtime#catnap#mommy long legs#no way I’m tagging all those fucks#dogday#bobby bearhug#super un stable
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Hey, so I saw you just did a crapton of asks so if you wait a while to answer this I completely understand.
The ask you answered about L. Eclipse flat out ignoring a... very forward suitor (COUgh cough me too buddy Cough cough) made me curious how our favorite boy acts when interacting with his subjects.
mans made a whole universe full of people, likely for reasons outside of just torturing sun and the others, so surely he atleast planned on socializing (or just.. didn't think ahead?)
Does he interact with them positively? Does he interact at all?
Also, completely unrelated, you posts about computer guts has got me thinking about what his internals must look like melded with his centipede stuff, and now i'm having blorbo thoughts about it.
Thank you for always letting me brainrot here, you always are an amazing host for my Thoughts.
AAAAHAIAHJQHSJWD THIS IS SOMETHING I'VE BOTH THOUGHT SO MUCH ABOUT BUT ALSO HAVE VERY LOOSE DETAILS ABOUT TBH LMAOOO
I have two main scenarios though!!! The first is that during the start, he was a very active apart of his "community" and would drink up as much of the attention as humanly possible! Over time, though, the boredom starts to kick in and he spends less and less time around his other followers, eventually only allowing Sunvant to see him.
The second scenario, though, is that he's able to find a balance between keeping up a good image to his followers—not in centipede form, mind you—but the moment the doors are closed and it's only Sun who will witness his wrath, it's time to boogie!!! 🐛🐛🐛
So generally, yes, he treats most of his followers decently because that will ensure they will stay loyal and they will also shower him in praise! The level of interaction just depends on how silly I wanna get LOL
There are still dissenters, though! Which is only natural, Lord Eclipse can't gain everyone's love via fear. Mysteriously, though, the more vocal ones always seem to go missing... I wonder what's up with that?

#asks#justafunkydude#long post#xero thoughts and rambles#xero snippets#ALSO AOAAUYGHGHHH HIS INSIDES WOULD LOOK SO COOOLLLL DIES DIES DIES#I SAW THE TAGS U LEFT ON MY ATTRACTIVENESS RATING ON HIM AND HOW HE CAN HAVE LIKE YELLOWED PLASTIC WITH TUBES AND WIRES AND OTHER STUFF-#-ALL VISIBLE UNDERNEATH AND I THINK MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY /POS#could u imagine watching his endoskeleton work all those arms and legs while he moves.... UGHHHHH ID KILL FOR THATTTT#i 💜 fucked up mechanical gods HAHAHA#lord eclipse au#lord eclipse#angst#tsams#centiclipse#sunvant
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next time someone comes in with an absolute clusterfuck of a problem that would've been bad but not borderline unfixable if they came in right as it first occured and then ask me, absolutely dumbfounded, "oh, so maybe we shouldn't have waited?" I'm gonna chew through a concrete wall
#i get vet visits are expensive and you hoped it would fix itself but come on.#your cat went suddenly blind?#your dog has pus streaming out of his eye?#your cat is walking around on three legs and the pain meds you still had somewhere didn't do shit?#WHY DO YOU WAIT#how is none of this something to act on immediately#or at least like. within a few days#blind cat is doing well now and has even regained some sight against expectations#the dog's eye might be saveable but we don't know yet#lame cat. well. that was one fucked-up elbow if i ever saw one.#...well. not too long ago i saw an even worse one but still.#i have people apologising to me because they made appointments due to their pets acting a little off#and then we only found small things#i much prefer that instead of those goddamn catastrophes that never had to get this bad
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#sometimes you're uhhh#riding his leg and on the way to Completion and the vibrating pad thing dies#so he throws you on your back and eats you alive and sticks his fingers anywhere he can until you're coming apart#and even then he's maybe taking his mouth away but brutally pistoning those long fingers inside#as hard as he can#pushing low on your belly to enhance the pressure#and there isn't a goddamn thing you can do about it but keep cumming#and then idk maybe he crawls on top and is like “okay i need this” and starts fucking into you hard and fast and#loops your legs over his strong arms to bend you in half and take pictures and... and#anyway it's been a good fucking day and it's still early afternoon hello#happy saturday#fuck
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