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Vincent Price and Mildred Natwick - ELIZABETH THE QUEEN, a play produced at Mt. Kisco's Westchester Playhouse (1937)
#vincent price#mildred natwick#Elizabeth the queen#theater#vintage photo#photo edit by me#those long fucking legs#OH FUCK#fuckity fuck fuck#hes so hot#clawing at the walls#he makes me feral#unf#so tall so broad so bisexual#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome
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I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wangxian#idk man- i just see a lot of “Lan Wangji has always been protecting Wei Wuxian” posts and its like...#I mean... Lan Wangji has always certainly been trying to protect Wei Wuxian#it took him a long time to figure how to successfully do that though#rereading the books rn and noticing theres a lot of instances that could be read as lwj being frustrated over his inability to protect wwx#like he seemed ready to cry when wwx went missing for a while and then came back with the cursed leg#lwj has always been great at protecting wwx from physical threats (ex: waterborn abyss) but had no idea how to protect him from himself#meanwhile wwx has always been instictually good at saving lwj from both#like I'm 100% lwj would've become like Jiang Cheng if wwx hadn't snapped him out of the blindly following authority thing#and also like... 15 y/o lwj wasnt happy with his life. he was lonely and stressed and literally signing up to be flogged whenever he goofed#wwx is who allowed lwj to grow up by showing him what it was like to actually be a kid (shown in story whenever lwj gets drunk)#he led lwj to having a more flexible mindset. and it both let lwj relax and set lwj up to be a better parent#looking into lwj's dynamic with the juniors- he lets them break a fuck ton of the petty rules and encourages them to question authority#he also teaches them to not be married to any one meathod of problem solving#wwx is also able to save lwj from his own stubbornness#ex: carrying lwj when he broke his leg. getting lwj to cough up bad blood. getting lwj to keep the rabbits#wwx also tends to give lwj the words he has trouble saying himself. helps him communicate#wwx also protects lwj in fights a lot but thats narratively less important#except the various times wwx puts himself in danger to help lwj. those times are what made it so lwj could never move on from wwx#like with the cave incident#or when wwx helped surpress the arm instead of using the chaos to escape cloud recesses#tldr i guess: i think this fandom tends to treat lwj being the best like its natural to him when really wwx accidentaly rewired his brain#I'm looking directly at fanfic writers who act like the Lans would've treated wwx better than the Jiangs#lwj had to do so much work and self reflection post meeting wwx to be the way he is. he is not the sole product of the Lan teachings
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THE WAY YOU DRAW BARNABY AS BOTH DOG AND HUMAN FORM IS SO ABJZJSKWJWKSKZKZ 😭😭😭😭💓💓💓💓💓 STILL WAITING FOR HUMAN HOWDY DESIGN :')
oh hey i actually have a lil headshot doodle of him:
#i wonder what his Actual human design would be like... how clown would envision their caterpillar guy...#this is just my current interpretation#Long. hes long. he gives off tall lanky white guy vibes idk what else to say#weasely man...#long face. long neck. long arms long legs long torso#mf fell into a taffy machine when he was a child... tragic...#rambles from the bog#scribble salad#wh modern human au#i just Know he has no meat on those bones. flat as a fucking pancake#im talkin bisquick basic bitch pancake not one of those fluffy souffle ones#i hope barnaby doesnt mind sharing a bed with the sharpest elbows in existence#and a blanket stealer... i know in my heart that howdy is a blanket thief... cocoon... or rather... chrysalis....#ANYWAY BIG NOSE HOWDY MY BELOVED#i love big noses. honkin schnoz <3
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more silly horse designs :3
#octavia naturally grey hair ‼️#i love greyy hair#also its not like. super well executed but her front leg coloring is kinda meant to emulate those long fancy gloves#also!!! fluffy it/its vinyl scratch bc its just like me fr#mlp#my art#my little pony#mlp fim#my little pony: friendship is magic#octavia#octavia mlp#vinyl scratch#why is vinyl spelt like that fuck off#dj pon3#background ponies
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Jesus christ
#I want to talk about this so bad#fuck it who’s stopping me#why are his legs a different colour than his arms#ARE those even bones???? or like mummified flesh and bones???#why does he have twizzler toes#is that his skull. I’m assuming it’s his skull#everything about his head is incorrect and I hate it#he has no ribcage. only a thick long collarbone that is connected to his neck#I’m not even complaining that hes ugly im complaining bc its so anatomically wrong that its baffling to me#Scott decided to free ball it instead of just glancing at a skeleton ref#you don’t deserve this william#you don’t deserve vague flesh patches on your face and body. or weird silver eyes. or fucking bone ears
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finally decided to share my Dealer with the internet! Her name's Buck, she's the butch ever, and she is my everything atm, i'd let her step on me, crush me under her large arthropodic body and shoot me in the head- the USUAL response yknow? Bonus doodle of her and Charles arguing:
#buckshot roulette#buckshot roulette dealer#the dealer#choo choo charles#also yes. she can squish her body up and go into a more bipedal stance if she wishes#because all her organs are distributed appropriately#those back legs are more like fucked up kickstands that can walk and somewhat grab??#also do NOT ask me how long it took to give her pants#there's a reason i never gave Charles pants and i see why now#shudders#she'd probably just walk around her apartment in a wife beater and a blanket/cloth wrapped around her lower half#because ain't no way any store makes underwear big enough#the pants might as well be homemade too#or altered after being bought
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IS THAT HAMBURBER MIME
this one. yeahs its hamburber
#i lost the only reference photo for her true form a long time ago#so this is like. from memory lol#she had a loop in one leg#three vertical stripes on her chest#medium kinda messy hair#oh and she had two stripes horizontal across her nose fuck#forgot those#whatevers#brambleramble
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#JDM being like: _fuck it_ and grabbing Jack by his stupid curls though#JDM being like: _fuck it_ and caging Jack back up against a wall#wedging his thigh right between those stupidly long legs#not me opening another rpf doc 😅#end me now#did i give them a ship name already#quaidrey?#jeffaid?#anyway#fuck me right up S04#actor rpf
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my thought process for durandal:
#yeah im frantically trying to figure out the plating on those legs why do you ask#marathon (game)#durandal#my art#mjolnir is 6'8 randy is 9'8#the sword is as long as mjolnir is tall it gets cut off by the edge of the page 😔✌️#how do you put french plate on a giant robot? answer: fuck it just do the cuirass just do the fuckign curaiss ju
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Tim Laurence's legs appreciation post for my thirsty girls ✨
#HOT DAMN 🔥#SIR 🥵🥵🥵#LEGSSS#GORGEOUS LEGS#LOOK AT THOSE LONG TONED LEGS#I WANT TO CLIMB HIM#MY OVARIES#HE'S SO FUCKING HOT#this man will be the death of me#timothy laurence must be stopped#tim laurence#timothy laurence
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Vincent Price - The Last Man On Earth (1964)
#vincent price#the last man on earth#richard matheson#i am legend#apocolyptic#post apocalyptic#zombie#horror movie#zombies#vinny p#so chill#even during a zombie apocalypse#vinny aint scared of no zombie#so gorgeous#god i want him#hes so sexyyy#those long fucking legs#im fine... this is fine#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set
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Ooooo ooooooh OOOOOOOO
MBFW Lexa after the clexa wedding we all know is going to happen (right? RIGHT???)
In a slinky little white number to actually be able to dance and celebrate with Clarke and their people 🤤 FECK
That dress is just soft enough to pull up above her thighs easily for a little bit of action in the bridal quarters mid-reception when they sneak away for some alone time
It's not going to happen explicitly in the fic, but yeah they do end up married. Eventually. With baaabies 🥰
Anyway, yes very much that. Lexa never has any intention of keeping her dress after the big day, so it kind of gets a bit trashed in their wedding photos 🥴 she makes sure to save enough that there's scrapes of lace and beading left unscathed that Clarke can save for one of her over-the-top art creations or anniversary presents for the future that she knows without even having to ask is coming eventually. (Clarke comes through with a hand stitched and embroidered pocket square for one of Lexa's suits made of the dyed dress scraps for their 10 year anniversary, in case you're wondering)
So naturally that chaotic choice means only one thing in Abby's eyes: buy two dresses 🙃 one for flash and the photography shoot and one for the reception. Where Lexa had been fine heading to their reception and changing into some simple linen pants and a criminally low-cut, loose white blouse, instead Abby surprises her and insists on paying for the second number for her to change into because, quote, "oh, honey. I couldn't let you have your first dance in cotton blend 🙁"
12 years into being a part of this family and the Griffin women still keep Lexa on her toes
#anon#MBFW#the fact that Clarke wraps one of those long legs around her waist the second she sees her#and quetly fucks her against the venue's changing room mirror is simply something nobody needs to know
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walking on concrete really destroys your legs im saying this as someone who hikes in the mountains for 2 hours with no consequences
#sunflower rambles#my legs hurt so fucking bad#we had to walk for so long in that city for those museums
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I GOT AN A ON MY PSYCH TEST 🔥🔥🔥
#those three days of rotting away at my desk paid off let’s fucking go#i’m an expert on prenatal development don’t even play#also i’m being so fr about the rotting thing. i didn’t see the sun in person for three days and my legs bruised from sitting for so long#this is not healthy. do not be like me.
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(Old) things I didn’t forget to post
#my art#art dump#smiling critters#poppy playtime#catnap#mommy long legs#no way I’m tagging all those fucks#dogday#bobby bearhug#super un stable
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Daniel taking Johnny out into the woods to teach him how to balance on a log, but Johnny runs off laughing because he’s a brat, and Daniel chases him like a damn kidnapper and tackles him to the ground.
Johnny kept squirming and grinning, clearly happy that he got Daniel worked up. Daniel had to slap him and shove his fingers past Johnny’s lips so he’d stop, before making him take off his sweatpants and underwear for him so he could stuff Johnny with his cock and pound him in the dirt. Smacking him some more to make him clench up and moan like a whore.
#Johnny had to run slow slskskskks#those long legs STRIDE#lawrusso#safety first#nsft#tw dubious consent#‘Is this what you wanted? Wanted me to put you in your place. yeah? Well now I’m gonna break your fucking pussy. Like that ?’#‘Mhmm!’
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