#those legs can be slimmer in fact...

[the-raindeer-king]

SELKIE👏SOAP👏 big brain stuff. Don't get me wrong, the Dullahan is my favorite of all mythological creature. I have a whole figurine a foot tall of one on my shelf. But Selkie Soap hits so hard. He'd so be the type to leave his coat out at your house all the time after dating and knowing you're his person. 'Oh, whoops Soap left his weirdly heavy and thick coat here again', 'Oh look, he's calling asking if you can bring him his coat' after a while he gives up and just throws it on you tbh. Let him be yours, damnit!

If selkies are always cold without the pelt, I wonder how important warmth is so Soap. You cuddled up and comment how warm he is, or how warm and cozy it is under the blanket(and pelt cause ofc) with you? Absolute heart eyes. You probably just said the equivalent of something so serious and loving and he's fawning

Big brain shit

AND BEAR SHIFTER PRICE the rumbles the RUMBLESSS takes 'bear hug' to a whole new meaning. Yes he adds honey to his tea, he will bite if you comment on it (if you're not one of the very few he really trusts and cares for that is. If it's say, his wonderful partner, they'll get smothered with a kiss an' a cuddle and maybe a nip at most. Gotta take care of his lil' love after all.) Supreme den to sleep in. Dark room, probably painted like a dark brown or something so it's really dark dark once the sun goes down. California King size bed, so many blankets, heavy ones he can shift around into certain ways. Pillows everywhere, AC cranked LOW low so he can cuddle his sweet partner so so close without them overheating, leaving them clinging to him in their sleep bc he's so warm. Probably loves smelling your scent, and scenting you so others smell him and know to leave you be

ELDRITCH GHOST THO!

He's always there. Haunting those he hunts and those he loves and it's such a rare thing to be so vehemently focused on tbh. As his enemy, it's an endless looking sense. The dark is too dark in certain spaces but not all of them. The quiet is too quiet when they step into a specific spot but take two steps away and they can hear their brain thinking again. On the flip side, you never feel like you're alone. There's always something right around the corner, right behind you that you can't see. Yes, Ghost is there physically, and his body almost feels like there's soft layers and hollow inside. But when hes not there, it's like he is still. A drink on the counter when you wake, a towel on the sink when you shower, the blankets moving and being tucked around you as you settle to sleep, even if you not moving, especially when it's dark.

And 100% I don't see Gaz as a harpy. I think you're on with a Naga though. Notoriously hard to kill (as we've seen with all the shit Gaz gets into (cough cough, helicopter, cough cough)) ruthless on the job but Amicable unless disrespected off the job (usually used as guards in mythology) and I'd go a step farther and say I could see him as either a Boomslang(one of the 10 fastest snakes, cause Gaz isn't super bulky but he's light and quick and snaps to where he needs to go yk?) also a beautiful black/green combo and slimmer species that I feel would fit him well, highly venomous and hang out in trees, idk if that's fitting just a fun fact.

Oooh just imagine going to pick him up after a rough mission. He's still on guard, alert, serious, and once he sees you he's snapping to you, already holding you close, the midsection of his tail winding up to press against the back of your legs, pressing you closer. Mumbling quiet words with a light hiss to them as he draws you in, seeping up your warmth. He's a cold blooded creature, can't you help him warm back up? 🥺

Anon, you and I are on the same wavelength and I love you (platonic).

[requiderium]

Thinking about how in s1 ep5 Wilson invites House over for Christmas/Hannukah dinner. House, of course, declines, and Wilson suggests that maybe he'll just spend the evening with House at his apartment. House asks about Wilson's wife and if she'll be okay with this, and Wilson says "she's married to a doctor, she's used to being alone."

(House s8 spoilers under the cut)

Wilson, does, in fact, have dinner with him, chinese takeout, which seems to be the usual with House.

S8 ep22. Wilson's thymoma is giving him, roughly, five months to live. The episode aired in May, so I am also assuming it is May in-universe as well. Five months from May is October.

House and Wilson didn't get to share Christmas together one last time. No fireplace, no takeout, no familiar apartment. Maybe Wilson managed seven months, got to the end of December, but those chances are slimmer.

House has to spend his Christmas alone, that's if he didn't off himself after Wilson died. Sitting on a couch in a cheap motel that smells of cigarette smoke, whatever channel that's playing on the small TV is but a buzzing in House's mind, not keeping him from thinking, as he had originally intended for it.

House is wearing Wilson's McGill sweatshirt. The letters are worn off. The sleeves have holes in them. House's leg hurts more than it ever has. Whiskey does nothing to lessen the pain. He's out of Vicodin. He has nothing left.

He's felt pain before, but nothing compares to this. He's felt rejection, especially Wilson's rejection so so many times, but death must be the ultimate rejection, even though it was really no one's fault. If House believed in God, or a god, he could blame it on them, an otherworldly omnipotent being who makes the world spin on its axis, makes the roofs of churches fall on faithful Christians - but he doesn't, and so there is no one to blame.

Two things made Gregory House who he was. Solving puzzles (while saving people in the process), and loving Wilson. He's dead to the world, he's no one. He can never go back into medicine. Wilson was his only reason to live, and they won't meet again in the afterlife.

[artificial-transmutations]

Closer Than Flesh - Insights

Jake has hardly any opportunity to react to his changing body. The orgasm that washes through his body is so intense and so enduring Jake can do hardly anything but moan, as his body reforms again, throwing him into yet another life. It is clear to see from the beginning that the new body Jake is getting is much less bulky than Dragoslav's athletic boxer body.

The big calves and biceps Dragoslav had worked so hard on cultivating melt away in seconds, leaving Jake's frame much thinner - and also smoother. While his chest and groin had been shaved before, they become even more smooth by the moment, and his arms and legs follow suit. While his body is still undoubtable male (pronounced by the huge stiff dick Jake still has his hand around), it becomes much slimmer and delicate. It's not weak, at least not compared to Jake's original body, but there are no bulging muscles, enabling him to move elegantly like a dancer.

His skin tone darkens somewhat, giving him a slightly olive tone, which is still a stark contrast to the pale bodies of Marcel and Dragoslav he had been in before. It seems that this skin has been sun-kissed but hardly ever burned. It is free of blemishes or skars, just smooth and beautiful and perfect. On his arms and neck, green ink appears, accentuating the perfect skin even more.

The whole body that forms has a youthful charm to it, but not so youthful to sow any doubts if the body is that of an adult.

All during his transformation, the orgasm from jerking off is still ongoing, making Jake moan loudly. Finally, the world around him returns, forming a cheap apartment around him again: Comparable in wealth to the one Marcel was living in, but decorated entirely different. Although made from cheap materials, there are some vases with flowers around, and everything is clean and tidy.

Jake finds himself sitting on a couch and shooting one bigger spurt of cum, now someone else’s cum, on the coffee table before the orgasm finally subsides.

Skyler, too, is lost in ecstasy. He feels good! Dragoslav's big hand has brought him over the edge quickly, and he had managed to use the stone to get them out just in time.

At the same time, Skyler feels miserable. Vulnerable like he had never felt for the last centuries and violated by what those humans just did to him. Through their flawlessly executed magic ritual, they had taken Skyler's power and transferred it into nothing more than a piece of rock. A stone, adorned with a symbol Skyler hadn't seen for ages now, a symbol he would very much like to forget. Yet, they had somehow found out about the symbol and about who it stands for. It had been ages since Skyler had fought that being, and yet, it still continues to haunt him. Finally, they had released Skyler, after siphoning more than half his essence. It had apparently been luck on his side, that they didn't drain him empty. Those humans had underestimated the full extent of his might, and the stone just could not hold any more of it. So, they finally dismissed Skyler, convinced that what little power remained in him should pose no danger.

The sad part is, that they are right. Less than half his magic remains with him, and Skyler feels as empty and powerless as he has not felt in all of his existence. Back in his home plane, in his palace of twisted flesh in the seventh hell, Skyler is furious. His clawed hand opens and makes a fist continuously as he walks back and forth. His tail twitches uneasily, mirroring his thoughts. He needs to get his power back, but he does not know how. The cultists mentioned other demons whose power had been taken, but Skyler doesn't know who. Hell holds demons uncounted, most of them pitiful and weak. But nobody would admit to losing power - too great was the risk that others would take advantage of that fact. Life in hell is dangerous and cruel. There is just no room for weakness down here.

Still, Skyler is at a loss. He needs help to deal with this situation, that is certain. He does not like it, but of all the demons of hell, there is probably only one that can help him now.

Skyler sits down on his throne. The four men the throne is made of sigh and moan as Skyler sits down on their naked flesh that is twisted and transformed to form his furniture. The two ridiculously large and perpetually erect cocks that form the thrones armrests throb and pulse as Skyler rests his arms on them. Usually, he considers the throne one of his best works among all the palace that is entirely made out of the bodies of foolish men Skyler had transformed for his pleasure. In a way, he is nicer than other demons. He isn't much of a fan of eternal torture or unnecessary cruelty. It is entirely fine for him when his victims are caught in a never ending haze of orgasmic bliss as he repurposes their bodies and souls. Today, however, Skyler can't find joy in all that. Sighing and preparing mentally for the difficult conversation ahead, he booms into the empty throne room:

"Come Forth, Mog'Tol!"

Slowly, Jake's breath slows down again, and he looks around, taking in his surroundings. Bright sunlight comes through the wine red curtains. It is pretty hot here, but his new body seems to be used to the heat: He doesn't find it particularly uncomfortable. Feeling safe enough for the moment, Jake's first impulse is to search for a mirror. He stops in his tracks however shortly after he stands up. He should clean up first. He can't have dried up cum stains on his coffee table after all. So, Jake takes a paper towel and wipes away the generous coating of cum from the surface, before he disposes of the soft piece of paper.

Now that this is taken care of, he quickly finds the bathroom and looks at himself in the spotless mirror. His new body is really handsome! A boyish charm on a well maintained slim body. A piercing in his ear and a few tattoos accentuate the natural beauty of his. His body hair is neatly shaved away, making him smooth and flexible. The only thing that stands out is his large cock, which is a bit out of line. Jake would have expected a more modest equipment and he is puzzled for a moment why the stone's magic decided on such a large python between his legs.

Still, the body is handsome beyond measure. If he could, he definitely would have sex with himself right away. The memory of him being straight fades by the second.

Even though he just rubbed one out, Jake feels himself getting aroused again, simply by admiring his own body. The large cock slowly raising again, as...

Skyler! Right! That's the reason why has such a large penis. It's his dick Skyler! No, that's not right, not his dick, but his... friend? It makes sense, yes. With such a magnificent tool, who wouldn't give it a name and talk to it once in a while.

Back to admiring! He just loves the way his smooth stomach meets his large, erect cock. It's a stark contrast and yet a work of art in itself.

His thoughts are interrupted by the voice of Skyler in his head.

"Holy shit, that's one killer body!"

"I know, right?", Jake grins and gives Skyler a playful stroke, which is immediately answered by a throb of the stiff rod. One thing he especially loves about his body is his near limitless stamina. Others call him insatiable, but that doesn't matter to Jake.

"Damn, my cock is already slick from pre again!" Jake says to himself. "Better give it what it wants."

Skyler wants to object, to a lot of things. To Jake not talking to him but about him. To calling him his cock again. Especially to using 'it' to refer to him. But the touch of his hand feels just so good. A quick jerk certainly won't hurt, right?

Just before Skyler is lost in the pleasure, he suddenly remembers the vision. The throne, made of the warped bodies of four men, entangled in pleasure together for eternity. With every ounce of self-control, he can muster, he says:

"Jake, stop!"

Jake stops, somewhat confused, and asks: "Why?"

It helps Skyler to think clearly that Jake doesn't continue to tease him.

"Because that's what the demon wants! That we lose ourselves like this. It's the demon Jake, it's his influence."

Jake sighs. "But it feels so good. I mean, have you looked at this body? Perhaps we can just..."

"No, Jake! We can't! You need to get dressed and then we need to find out what to do. Remember, we don't have much time. Perhaps only a few hours."

"Fine!", the light and playful voice of Jake's new body sounds disappointed and annoyed, but he takes his hand from his cock.

Slowly, Skyler returns to his flaccid state and doesn't object when Jake puts on a tight fitting pair of silk underwear.

"We also need to talk about what happened earlier." Skyler states, although he is certain that this isn't going to be an easy talk.

"What do you mean? You had a good idea, and we escaped the demon's henchmen." Jake answers, sounding somewhat confused.

Skyler really wishes he could have that discussion face to face with him, but he had to work with what was available.

"That's not what I mean. I meant the way you are behaving lately. You are being rude to me and also, you're acting like a real asshole to be honest. You almost hurt the old lady back then, who didn't do anything!"

Jake stays silent for a while and Skyler would give everything to be able to see his face. Is he angry? Hurt? Did his words reach him? Skyler can't even say if Jake is thinking or playing with his phone.

"Sorry, I guess." Jake's new voice finally answers. "It's a lot for me, with all the magic and demons and bodies."

Skyler feels sorry for Jake, he really does. But he still needs to press his point, as much as it pains him to torture his friend.

"I know, Jake. But you have to stay strong, you have to stay you. Otherwise, I can't see how we are going to get out of it."

There is no answer, but Jake sighs again.

"Alright, let's find out where we are."

Again, unlocking the phone thankfully works and after a short while, Jake shares his first insights.

"Okay. So apparently, we are in Argentina. My name is José, which is a really cool name by the way, and he doesn't appear to be particularly rich, judging from his apartment. Also, do you know the App 'Grindr'? I keep getting notifications from it."

"Ehm yes. It's like Tinder, but for dudes only, if you catch my drift. Only focused even more on sex. Seems like José is pretty gay.", Skyler explains.

"Makes sense. Let me scroll through really quickly. Hmmm. Oh. That's a penis. Okay.", Jake says, clearly distracted.

"Focus, Jake!"

"Right, sorry. So, judging from the last few chats, I am some kind of... gay prostitute? I seem to be willing to sleep with everyone and ask for money in return."

"Yeah... That's a prostitute." Skyler agrees.

After a few moments, Skyler suddenly gets an idea, a big idea, an epiphany even.

"Oh wow! I think I just understood something! Have you also wondered how the bodies are chosen?"

"Actually, I thought they were chosen pretty randomly. I couldn't see a pattern yet."

"Well, perhaps the exact body is random, but the general theme is not. I mean, think about it: We desperately needed to find out more about the stone and, boom, all of a sudden, we're in Romania, only two hours’ drive away from the place I found it in. We escape from the demon's goons by jerking off together and find ourselves in the body of a sex crazed sex worker. This really fits together too well! "

"Yes, perhaps you're on to something. The times before when we barely escaped, my body always became stronger than the last, more fighter like. People you wouldn't want to meet after dark. But how does it work?" Jake sounds excited as well.

"It's because the stone..." Skyler is so close to understanding, he can almost feel it. What does he know about the stone? It's a portion of Baelnath's power, sure, but how does that... Oh!

"It's because the stone works with demonic magic! And the difference between human magic and demonic magic is that demonic magic does what you mean, not what you say."

"Neat! That means if we really mean it, we could return to my original body?"

"Our original bodies, but yes, I think so. However, ... I don't think we should yet." Skyler sounds a bit sad as he says so.

"Why not? Now that we know how it works, what is stopping us?"

"The demon. If we return to our old lives, this will not stop the demon from chasing us. If anything, it will make it easier for him. He only needs a few hours to locate us and then he attacks. Even though this is really cruel, I rather have a Marcel or Dragoslav killed than myself. "

" You think the demon killed them? " Jake sounds stunned.

"What else do you think he does to them after we leave the bodies? Invite them for tea?" Skyler could think of more alternatives, thinking back to the palace of the demon. But that is something he doesn't need to share with Jake right now.

"Do you think he has killed me? I mean my original body? Let me check!" Jake says with a hint of panic.

"What are you doing?" Skyler is alarmed. He just hopes Jake doesn't do anything stupid.

"Relax, I'm just googling."

"Okay... This is weird.", he concludes after a while. "We are reported as missing, both of us. Missing, but not dead, which is a plus. I don't know about the Arab guy, but for Marcel and Dragoslav... There is just no record of them."

"So, they haven't been reported as missing?"

"No, and I can't find anything else on them. No Facebook profile, Google yields nothing... It's like they don't even exist!"

"Weird. Try Piotr or Tălmara perhaps."

"Hmmm... Nothing on the town, but there's something on Piotr. According to the translator, he posted on Facebook that he fell and hit his head when he went swimming and that next time someone should better come with him. Oh, he mentions some girl, I think he is hitting on her with that. " Jake reports.

"So, Piotr is still alive, that's a relief."

"Yes, but still no sign of Marcel. It's like..."

"... He doesn't even exist." finishes Skyler. "Creepy. Do you think the stone just creates their lives?"

"That's the only explanation. And it also explains Marcel's poster. He had an erotic poster of a girl in his apartment, but after we watched gay porn together, it changed to a guy."

"Which also makes it easy for the stone to fulfill our wishes when we use it. It doesn't have to find a suitable host body, it 'just' creates a live that fits." Skyler deducts. "But this also means that everything about your new body *could* be related to what we want most, to find out more about Baelnath and defeat him."

"I think that's going a bit far. I don't see how Marcel being a construction worker helped us in any way." Jake sounds sceptic.

"True, not everything is related. But who knows, let's go through José's stuff."

Most of the prostitute's belongings are not really helpful in any way - although the amount of sex toys is simply astonishing. José has a whole wardrobe filled with neatly sorted toys, from fleshlights to butt plugs.

Finally, Jake and Skyler concentrate on José's phone again.

"Perhaps let's go through the contacts." Skyler suggests.

"Alright, who do we have here... I really have a lot of customers as it seems. Francisco Aguilar, Emilio Botezatu, Carlos Gutierrez, Esteban Fernandez, ..." Jake reads.

"Wait. What was that?" Skyler interrupts.

"Esteban Fernandez?" Jake repeats.

"No, the, I think second name. Can you repeat it?"

"Emilio Botezatu?"

"Yes, that one! I've heard that last name before... But I don't remember where."

"You're right, Sky!" Jake is excited. "It's the name the old lady in Tălmara mentioned! Right, you couldn't understand that. It's the name of the family who lived in the house where you found the stone. She said that they made deals with the devil."

"Oh! So, they are related to that 'Binding Circle' from my vision. I don't think that name is a coincidence. Perhaps he is a descendant of that family?"

"Possibly. We should definitely talk to him! Hm, apparently, he is a customer. I don't have a phone number, just a Grindr handle."

"That works, too." Skyler decides. "But be careful, this is a hell of an opportunity. We need to be very subtle and quick, so Baelnath doesn't send his henchmen after us before we learned everything."

Jake smiles. "Well, I know a way for us to get close to him no problem. That's okay for you, pija [dick]?"

Skyler sighs. "Yes, you're probably right. It's the best way to get close to him without raising suspicion. Go for it, gigolo."

And like that, Jake messages Emilio on Grindr. From their history, it's pretty clear that Emilio is a top and has met with José once before, to 'plow his juicy ass', as he put it. It doesn't take too much convincing on Jake's side to arrange another meeting this night, after describing how empty his ass feels and how he misses Emilio’s big prick.

Of course, Jake has absolutely no recollection of any past meeting, but he seems to strike the right note, since Emilio instantly sends him a picture of a rather big bulge tenting some old work jeans. It's not even pretended when Jake comments that he can't wait. Both him and Skyler feel horny enough from the short conversation to yearn towards their meeting tonight.

When the evening finally comes and it's time for Jake to leave the house, he is feeling somewhat nervous. Not only is there the real danger of meeting the demon's men again, and the whole thing could be a well laid trap, but also Jake also feels insecure about the job ahead. He has never taken it up the ass or had sex with a man before (and only once with a woman), so he isn't quite sure what to expect. He just hopes José's instincts or Skyler's experience on that matter will help him.

Emilio's home is a farm house as it seems. Luckily, there are no more workers around, and either Emilio lives alone or has arranged for an empty house. Nevertheless, Jake feels incredibly nervous, as he rings the doorbell.

When Emilio opens the door, Jake sees a rugged, good looking farmer in front of him. Still somewhat sweaty from the day’s work and smelling musky and manly.

"Nice..." comes Skyler's voice in his head, telling Jake at once that the burly man is entirely Jake's type. That will make things a lot easier, he figures.

"Come in!" says Emilio and closes the door behind him.

As soon as Jake entered, he feels a hand from behind on his behind.

"So, you missed me, huh?" Emilio asks with a husky voice and thinly veiled lust.

"Yes, papá!" Jake responds excitedly. He didn't plan on the trailing "daddy", but it seems right given the situation. Good to see that either José or Skyler was in the game as well.

"Then what are you waiting for? Get rid of your clothes and then help me get out of mine!" Emilio grunts.

Jake doesn't hesitate and strips himself naked, almost as if he's doing a striptease. He looks over his shoulder and sees Emilio standing there, already with his pants undone and his large penis sticking out. The cock is nearly the same size as the one Jake is unpacking.

Jake takes a few steps closer and kisses Emilio passionately. Then, he grabs the hard-on and starts stroking it with both hands. It is rock solid, thick, and long. When Emilio groans in pleasure, Jake is happy. This guy knows what he likes. Jake gets on his knees and looks at the member in front of him. Uncut, thick and veiny, and ripe with the unwashed musk of a day’s work in the field. It looks delicious! Jake strokes the cock gently and licks the pre-cum from the tip. He opens his mouth and slurps down all of it, getting the taste of manly salty flavor on his tongue.

"Oh fuck! That's it! Take my cock, puto [Male prostitute]! Suck it!" Emilio growls.

Jake complies, taking the entire shaft in his mouth and sucking greedily. To his amazement, the gag reflexes of José seem nearly non-existent. He swallows the huge penis deeper and deeper until it is completely in his throat. Emilio groans with pleasure and holds onto the back of Jake's head while he fucks the young man's face.

Finally, he pulls Jake off his groin and his wet dick.

"Enough. Turn around!" he says and points to the kitchen counter. Jake obeys happily, bending over the kitchen counter and exposing his well-groomed ass to the other man.

Emilio quickly dives into Jake's ass, his fat prick rubbing against the tight ring of muscles. He grabs his hips and begins to ram in and out, pushing harder and harder.

Jake and Skyler feel incredible. It is one thing to jerk off, but it's an entirely different story to have their ass rammed like that. Almost immediately, Jake's hand finds Skyler's shaft body and begins to jerk, as their minds meld together once more, lost in the pleasure of the strong man behind them plowing their ass.

"I'm gonna cum!" Emilio warns.

"Mmmm, yes! Make my ass yours, papi! Fill it with your seed!" Jake moans.

Emilio feels the young man's ass tense up and moan, and thrusts deep into him. Then, with a cry, Jake can feel the spreading wet warmth of the farmer's seed inside his body.

From a sex worker's perspective, it has been really stupid to not use any protection. But Jake/Skyler is far too busy experiencing an orgasmic high as he comes himself, all over the kitchen counter and himself.

For a short while, neither man says anything, as they are both seeing stars. Finally, Emilio pulls out and grunts. "You can clean yourself up in the bathroom." he offers, which Jake gladly accepts.

It has been a rather short encounter, but still an intense one.

When Jake returns to the living room, Emilio already has a pack of cash ready for him. Jake takes it and is almost about to leave when Skyler interjects: "Dude. Information!"

"Right." Jake mutters under his breath before turning back to Emilio.

"Do you mind if I ask you a question, big guy?" he asks innocently, with his sweetest smile.

Emilio nods and Jake continues. "That last name of yours - it's not from around here, is it?"

"No, you're right. It's from Romania. My great-grandfather came from there."

"Ohhh, Romania", Jake coos. "That's far away! Why did they come here?"

"Heh." laughs Emilio. "If you like to know, it's quite a funny legend actually."

"Oh, please tell me, papi!" Jake reinforces, trying his best to stay in character.

"Okay, so. From what I heard is that my family was pretty important back then in Romania. Rich or influential. In any case, they had weird hobbies. Back then, occult societies were a big thing, but rumor is that my family was doing the real thing. Magic. At least that's what I've been told. They were casting spells and summoning demons and all that. And made magical artifacts. But one day, and that's just the bullshit I was told, they decided to summon an angel instead. And as the story goes, naturally, God struck down every one of them. Except my great-grandfather, wo left everything behind after that."

"That's creepy." Jake comments. "But what happened to all their stuff? The magical artifacts and so on?"

"No idea. My dad tried to find out more about that, since he guessed there was a lot of valuable stuff, but ultimately failed. He said the trail ends in World War 2, when Romania was allied with Nazi Germany. His best guess is that the nazis took everything that looked remotely valuable then."

"What a nice story, papi!", Jake says absent-mindedly and stands up. "I need to go now."

Emilio was a little bit surprised as Jake left so abruptly, but Skyler had other things on his mind and urged Jake to get to privacy.

"What did he say?" Skyler asks, excitedly.

After Jake summarizes the story, Skyler says: "Do you know what that means?"

"No, but I have the feeling you're about to tell me." Jake replies, as he walks down the dark road back towards his home.

"Okay, look. These 'artifacts' he told you about, those are probably other sigil stones. Or like, magic books. In any case, this could be really really valuable. We could get our hands on some magical weapons that we can use against Baelnath!"

Jake was a bit more skeptical but nodded slowly. "IF we get our hands on them. Right now, we don't know anything more than that the items are, perhaps, in Germany. Or were in Germany at some point."

"Yes, but... Oh crap. He's coming." Skyler's voice changes mid-sentence, as a now familiar feeling rushes over him. Surely enough, the road around Jake fills with dark red smoke and he can feel his heart beating faster. It appears the demon himself is making an appearance. Jake clutches the stone tightly, hoping he will have enough luck to escape once more.

Jake looks around uneasily until he sees where the fog becomes denser, and the red skinned demon walks out of it. Surprisingly enough, his body language is different from before. He stops a good distance from Jake and raises his arms.

"Hold on! I want to talk!" The voice that pierces Jake's mind is not friendly - but also not quite as driven by emotions as before.

Jake considers for a moment. He has his hand around the stone in his pocket. He could escape at any moment, and as long as the demon doesn't come closer, he sees no way he could be harmed before using the stone.

"What do you want?" Jake says cautiously. No reaction from Skyler. The penis had probably been overwhelmed by the demon's presence again, he had to do that on his own.

"You are in possession of something I want." says the demon, walking around him in a wide circle, careful not to step closer.

"And since you have proven to be a big nuisance and I really have better things to do with my time than chasing you around the globe, I decided to solve this another way. So, I'm here to offer you a deal. I know you have your hand on the stone already, so I'll make it quick."

Jake feels uneasy. Baelnath is smart, so much is certain. This could very well be a trap, but Jake decides to hear him out anyway.

"You give me the stone, of course, that's still not up for debate. But in return for your cooperation, I will refrain from devouring your soul.", the demon elaborates with a generous voice. "In fact, I will even let you live! And not just any old live. You may become my servant. While that must sound like a bad idea for your oh-so-modern ears, the position comes with certain perks. First, you can chose your body. You can return to your own body, or you can become any man you want. You can be rich, handsome, strong, well-endowed... Everything at once. I am, after all, the master of flesh. But it doesn't stop there. If you do your job well, I will grant you powers and further boons. You can become immortal and wield magic yourself. Isn't that what you mortals are after all the time?"

Jake doesn't know how to react. That is a really bad deal! He doesn't want to be the servant of a demon for all eternity! That is certain. Even though, on second thought, the prospect of being able to choose his body and being free from the pursuit of the demon does sound somewhat tempting. Especially, if the alternative is being caught eventually and being killed.

Perhaps the demon senses his thoughts - or he has his experiences with humans in this situation.

"I don't expect you to answer right away. The offer stands... until the next time we meet. Then you have to decide. Now I suggest making a leave before I lose my patience after all." The last words could be a joke - but Jake isn't so sure about this. Before he finds out the hard way, Jake focuses his thoughts and activates the magic stone in his hand, disappearing from the world yet again.

Unexpected! If you want to re-read the previous chapter, you can find it here. Of course, you can also go to the beginning. The next chapter is available here.

[lvinyzev]

I'm one of those children who "have been chubby since childhood". I didn't have any bullying, I had

Classmates: "Oh, look, your leg is twice as thick as mine", "You look like you're pregnant", "Do you think you're fatter or *the name of another chubby classmate*? No, you're fatter"

I also remember this

Paediatric: "Well... you know, you'll be a beautiful swan when you grow up" (that is, then I was an ugly duckling, lol, and still)

Mom: "When you grow up, you'll stretch out, don't worry"(And the option of being fatter than others was not considered the norm, no, I have to become taller, which means slimmer. Please, shut up, I wasn't worried about my weight, I was worried about the fact that I wasn't good enough for this world because of it. And judging by the majority, it's true)

Older sister: don't paint dad fat, he can be offended. (I, like a five-year-old child, with a brain that hasn't been spoiled yet, I don't understand why a fat man is something negative)

[frankenwolf1564]

NewAge Mimic: Mini, but mighty

Spawned from NewAge's "fuck it we ball" approach to repaints and a complete lack of any toy, ever, H60W Mimic comes in to hopefully fill a tiny hole in your heart.

Introduced in Transformers Animated, Wasp was first seen as a dark doppelganger to that shows Bumblebee, before going on to gain several sets of additional legs. With the official toy getting canceled and going completely unreleased, the slightly-less-creepy-but-similarly-insane Wasp never saw a release in plastic form, unlike Waspinator, and this is something that NewAge has attempted to amend. With a reuse of their Windcharger mold to better capture the slightly slimmer feel of the on-screen Animated design. they've brought this G1-esque re-imagining to life in sleek, fierce fashion.

Now, you may be asking yourself: Why didn't they just use Bumblebee? To that I say: Fuck if I know dude. For a slightly more genuine answer, he's a bit fat. G1 Bee is much more stout and round than his Animated counterpart, with whom Wasp shares a body. It doesn't quite fit the, frankly, much edgier persona his green cousin carries. A Windcharger redeco leaves a much slimmer build while still staying comfortably in minibot territory. Besides, you can't argue with how good the vehicle mode looks. This is one of the many freedoms granted by releases such as this. There's no source material to adhere to. Wasp was, obviously, never in G1, so the character doesn't have to stay a Bumblebee recolor. NewAge was free to make him whatever they wanted, and his lush paint job speaks for itself as to how well that worked.

The transformation is a fun, clever time that neatly packs everything away and doesn't waste any space. My only complaints are the lack of tabs in his legs in robot mode, the fact that there's no where to store the stinger, not that weapon storage was ever one of NewAge's focuses, and that pulling the arms out when going to robot mode can be a bit annoying thanks to his size. There simply isn't enough toy to get a solid grasp.

Articulation is solid and sturdy, with enough to leave him plenty expressive and appropriately menacing without being a pain to pose at this scale, which we'll get to in just a second... His head and shoulders are on ball joints, giving them plenty of freedom (though those shoulders can pop off a bit easily), and his arms are hinged for nearly 90° forwards and back. He's equipped with an ab crunch, and moving further down he's got a full 360° waist swivel, thanks to the transformation. His knees are a bit strange, sitting just above the set of hinges that form his shins, which, again, don't tab together. His feet are big enough that he doesn't have too much trouble standing, but his heels also could've been just a bit longer. Mimic is able to achieve a wide range of dynamic poses, further amplified by his single stinger accessory.

Now, for those that don't know, Legends scale is, in short, a shrunken down version of the TF cast, based around the old Legends size class from Generations and comparable to the modern day Core class. Much more manageable for some collectors, but far too pricey for what you're getting for others. So, when you combine a miniature scale with a minibot... you get mini^2. Mimic is Micromaster sized.

Now, this isn't inherently a bad thing. Not by any means. I find him quite fun to hold, and save for one or two things that are just a bit too small for my fingers, NewAge kept him fairly easy to manage. Does this mean I wouldn't also want him a bit bigger? Also no. If he were the same size as Legacy United Bumblebee, I would be a very happy woman. Would fix my few gripes with him. But alas, he is not.

Overall, Mimic is a well designed, well produced take on Wasp, but his biggest weakness is tied to the entire basis of the company that made him. The only other issue with this set is that, well, it's a set. Mimic is sold as part of a two pack with H60B Nightcralwer, or, if you so prefer, Shattered Glass Windcharger. It's a fine deco with a lush finish, but... I don't want him. It's another rather unfortunate result of the legends scaling. Probably. They're so small they have to make two of them at a time. Maybe. I don't work for them idk- Their Bumblebee and Cliffjumper molds were sold the same way, with this sets original release being Windcharger and Tailgate. Those guys had a buddy, so Wasp had to have a buddy. Unfortunately, I don't think you're allowed to have roommates in the Stockade.

[notesfromthepalace]

Fit and Fine

I am officially 16lbs down Sissy Poohs:

What I have realized is the white girls have been on to something.

You know when you watch early 2000 sitcoms, you know, before the whole body positivity thing and inclusivity thing, when all of the white girls were counting calories. I thought that was crazy but that is what has skyrocketed my weight loss.

Essentially, with the first 7-9lbs lost, I had changed up my diet and started working out again. I was doing well and started seeing progress and then - boom, plateau.

I downloaded the "Lose-It" app that helped me set up a plan based on how fast I want to reach my goal of 165lbs. Essentially, based on how much I workout, with 10k steps a day and eating between 1400-1600 calories, I should reach my goal by October 9th, next month; I'm excited.

I think its definitely feasible since I'm 5lbs away from my goal with about a month left.

Losing weight, eating all three meals a day with a snack feels so much better. The first time I lost weight, I was just starving myself, so I felt like I looked slim, but I my face was drooping and I looked plushy/soft.

Versus now, I look more toned, my face looks chiseled, and honestly, I am fine as hell.

I meal prep 3 boiled eggs (just the egg white chilllllle, I don't want high cholesterol), for lunch, I eat a full fruit jar, abut 14oz, then a small dinner consisting of some type of protein (usually chicken), and either a boiled sweet potato (about 88 calories), a small spinach salad with one tablespoon of Cesar dressing and a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese (about 114 calories) or 1/3 cup of white rice (42 calories). On the weekends I don't workout but I still take Coco for her two mile walk and I am usually still able to obtain about 10k steps a day.

I also indulge in scrambled eggs (one full egg and two egg whites) with cheese, garlic salt, onion and black pepper with bacon. But that meal is so filling what it usually keeps me full for the most part. I also still drink coffee with French vanilla creamer every morning - but no added sugar because the cream alone makes the coffee 420 calories.

That's another thing this app and my journey have taught me - looking at serving sizes and actually calculating the amount of calories are in a meal and how much I am actually eating.

If I am being completely honest, seeing the numbers made me feel like a freaking vacuum.

The above gif is a reference to the rapper Ice Spice calling Cleotrapa (another rapper) a vacuum for eating everything brought to their table at an Italian restaurant.

The first day I used the app I had inputed my breakfast and measured everything: Within an hour I had consumed almost 800 calories, talk about a fat-ass right!!

I love using the app. I also love the fact that I was able to link my Apple Watch so I can accurately get a count of my steps, calories burned in my workouts, how long I stand for, etc.

Make sure you do what works for you. I am one of those people that cute outfits, the color pink, and seeing visual representations of my efforts, are what propels me to go harder and further. I literally only bought my Apple Watch for fitness purposes and made sure the band was pink. I have arm weights that are 1lb I wear around the house while doing chores, the leg warmers to add some spunk to my workout outfits, pink 32oz water bottle, my meal prep jars are pink, did I mention I did pink French tip this week? I think I have made my point.

Lastly, as long as you are reaching your goal in a healthy way, don't allow people to tell you:

"you're fine"

"you look great"

"you need to eat more"

"oh so you wanna be skinny"

"I can't hang around you"

Or whatever the hell else they say. Most people say these things from a place of insecurity because they don't have the determination or disciple to achieve goals that they would love to have - but can't do - and would rather make excuses. If being slimmer and healthier is what makes you happy, do it! Don't listen to the naysayers. They just want you to be miserable like them (jk, but I'm serious).

In all, I am proud of myself this time around where I am learning to create a sustainable healthy lifestyle. It also helps that my boyfriend is literally a gym rate who consumes protein like we breathe air, insane, but helpful.

If you have questions or want to start, please feel free to leave comments, ask questions, dm - or just do your own thing.

I hope this inspired you.

Remember, there's only three month left in the year, meaning nine months until the Summer of 2025. You have more than enough time to get in shape and be a beach babe.

As always,

With love,

Sarah Chanel

P.S.

Once in a blue, I eat a snickers bar

[skylarsblue]

Genderbent Slashers Pt.2

(The rest of the close-ups that I couldn't fit in the first one, because there's an image limit.)

✦Link To The First Part✦

✦Bailey Loomis✦ (She/Her)

Ooo, sadistic bitch, let's go. 5'6" and oddly athletic despite the fact she's not really into sports and stuff. Honestly, she's not as strong as she looks, it's mostly genetics in those biceps.

Yes she does have a stick 'n' poke tattoo on her hip. It matches with Su, they were drunk when they did it and it's amazing it's not completely illegible.

✦Suzette "Su" Macher✦ (She/They)

Honestly, she's like long cat. An even 6'0" with awkwardly long limbs. She's got a real quick metabolism so she's super skinny despite eating like a monster. She used to have long hair but it kept getting in the way so she chopped it, it helps considering her and Bailey's recent hobby.

Somehow she's more insane than Stu. Double the energy, which is hard to imagine, honestly. She's all over the damn place. Like a permanent sugar high that has no crash. Also? Super gay.

✦Bonnie "Bo" Sinclair✦ (She/Her)

Smug-ass southern belle. She stands at 5'9.5, and she makes it a point to mention that half-inch. Thanks to heavy lifting and the exercise she does in order to burn off steam, she's got beefy biceps. But, other than that, she's rather soft. Not chubby, but not super slim either. There's some good muscle under that softness though.

Her middle name is Lynn cause she's southern and that's the only fuckin' middle name in the south aside from "Lee". But if you call her Bo-Lynn she's gonna stab you in the neck...well, she would do that anyway, but she'd make it hurt worse.

✦Valentina Sinclair✦ (She/They)

5'9" and a bit slimmer than her twin, but that's because they exercise less. Not to say they're less strong though, she's still got some power in those arms. But her legs are probably more powerful. She dyes her hair darker but the brunette roots don't show much, thankfully.

Shyer than her male counterpart, but she's not a soft uwu baby. Val is still gonna stab ya for her art project. Her face rests in a natural sad, doe-eyed look that somehow expresses even through her mask. But do not be fooled! She's a beast, even outside of murdering people. For example? Avoid even looking at them before they've had their morning coffee.

✦Leslie Sinclair✦ (She/Her)

Definitely stands out compared to her siblings. Leslie's got more of Trudy's hair color than the dark brown from Victor and her eyes are lighter. She stands at an even 5'5", sometimes she thinks she's 5'4" on a bad day. Her hair is a mess but it's oddly soft, despite the fact she only uses basic ass soap. (Also, I love her the most)

A pack rat to be sure. She collects a bunch of stuff. Bones, cicada shells, and jewelry from visitors that her twins don't want. Honestly, she's almost a hoarder, but her home is oddly the most clean. It's healthily cluttered. Hilarious given her messy job that her twins keep a more chaotic house.

✦Billie Lenz✦ (She/It)

Small! Small and tiny so it can easily spider crawl her way into your attic. Hunker in there like a fuckin' raccoon. There's crazy in them eyes, I tell ya. Also, she's intersex. Why? Cause people like that just exist. I don't need a reason. Also, her hair is the worst. It's all over the place and it's tangled with cobwebs, probably has a spider in there honestly.

Her socks were stolen, first off. Second off, she's got a real bad habit of scratching herself when it's feeling panicky. The main places that it attacks are its collarbones, the backs of her hands, and her forearms. She also has a bad habit of biting her lip until it bleeds.

[daddycannibal404]

Decided to draw up some reference style pieces for my blood-drifters!! Here we have 4 of my bois - one from each area variant.

(from top left to bottom right) Nether; a youngster from the outer reaches, Nether takes his job seriously unlike his twin sister Ami - who would rather relax and enjoy the earth's sun. Majority of Outer Blood-drifters are pale in colour with splashes of red, burnt orange and dark browns/greys. Petram; An adult blood-drifter from the Silva area, due to their environment being made of dense woodlands and grass lands their coats are typically browns, greens and greys. Petram is a care-free individual, a tad socially anxious who enjoys stretching his legs and exploring new areas.

King; An adult blood-drifter from the Ignis area, they are generally the thinnest coated drifters, though most still have thicker coats on their backs, thighs and bottoms of their tails. Their coats usually reflect the rocks and fire that surround them- made up of mostly dull natural colours with the odd splashes of red, orange and yellow.

Axel; A youngster from the Ripam area, their thick dense fur is waterproof, unlike other drifters- they spend most of their time in and around rivers - their fur reflecting those colours, they also generally have longer slimmer legs and thinner figures over all.

Extra facts - Although their tail tips stay at a standard colour (which reflects their blood colour) they can change the colour slightly to reflect their moods. - Their tail tips can be used aggressively but if broken can result in major blood-loss. - Each variant can be cross-bred, the only exception to this rule are Drifters who belong to the NETHER sub-variant (these are extremely rare and can occur in any of the variants mentioned before).

[pure-ablution]

Do you have any advice how to dress for your body type? I want to start wearing clothes that actually suit me, not just nice pieces of cloth draped on my body. After many years I finally realised that oversized looks absolutely terrible on me. Honestly, it's such a tough realisation. I figured out that my head might look big. I kind of look like a bratz doll. My body looks small compered to my head. I'm also 170cm tall, so not short. I figured out that my waist is really small compered to my hips, since pants that fit my hips always leave a big gap between my waist and the material. I'm not sure if my legs look short. Possibly, since sometimes my pants hang to the floor, when they are the long a line kind. Also, if it helps when I gain weight I gain on my thighs, around my hips, and on my lower stomach. I don't think I actually have a pear body shape, since my shoulders are in line with my hips, it's just that I gain weight that way, not my bone structure. I'm of an appropriate weight right now, I just gained a little bit of weight in my early to mid teens. So no weight accommodation would be needed. I forgot to add, my boobs are of a moderate size b to small c.

Any advice on how to work with and do the most with my body type would be greatly appreciated.

Without looking at you in front of me, I can’t give a proper assessment as to what would truly suit you, and I’m also not able to do that kind of styling service for anyone right now. I’m going to write some advice here that I think would be helpful to anyone, and then I recommend that you take a long look at your own body and own proportions, and begin to apply these approaches to yourself.

Balance and fit are the two most important aspects of dressing well for any body type. You also need to embrace your body shape for what it is—entirely oversized clothing, frankly, flatters nobody, no matter their size or shape. An oversized piece needs to be balanced out by a tighter fit or exposure of a smaller part of your body—which is why the loose jeans & tight top combination can look really good on those who have a small upper body, or an oversized dress can look adorable when you have thin legs poking out the bottom of it! Still, these examples don’t attempt to hide the body, but rather emphasise a certain aspect of it by exaggerating its relationship to another.

Balance means a visual equilibrium between the different proportions of your body, both in terms of silhouette and colour/visual interest. For example, I always recommend wearing trousers that have a hem approximately the same width as your thigh—so, if you tend to gain weight in your thighs, then a bell-bottom to balance that would be most flattering, and the width of that bell-bottom would depend wholly on the width of your natural thigh. Too wide, or too narrow, and you’d look out of proportion. It’s the same deal with colour and visual interest—what the light and/or eye is drawn to (i.e. lighter or brighter colours, patterns and embellishments, etc.) appears more prominent and ‘bigger’, and so can be used to balance out the difference in size and shape between a larger part of the body and a smaller one. This is why girls with smaller busts look much better in fussy, frilly blouses than girls with larger busts, for example.

Fit is also incredibly important. Everyone, no matter their size, will look slimmer and more put-together in clothes that actually fit them properly. If your clothes are too small, then you end up with bulges and ripped seams; too big, and you look shapeless and often larger than you actually are. It’s incredibly common for off-the-peg jeans to not fit at both waist and hips—in fact, I don’t know a single girl who doesn’t struggle with this, regardless of her body shape—and the best solution, aside from having everything custom-made, is to buy jeans that fit you perfectly at the widest point of your lower body, and then have the rest tailored to fit you. You’ll look so, so much better for it. The same goes for everything else; you don’t need to have everything professionally tailored, especially if you can learn how to sew and alter your own clothes, but you will look much, much better if your clothes fit you like a glove. This goes for absolutely everyone—everyone is different, even models have backs full of pins on shoots and shows, and the mannequin or model that a piece was originally intended to fit is extremely unlikely to be a perfect body-double for anyone else in the world.

Experimentation is important, and I recommend trying different styles and seeing not only what makes you look good, but also makes you feel good. Confidence really is half the battle, and even the most gorgeous girl in the world with a body to die for will look terrible if she’s hunching up out of insecurity! Experiment, try different colours, styles, eras, fits, and don’t worry about the numerical size—focus on measurements. Vanity sizing is a real issue in this day and age, and becomes even more complicated when shopping abroad or for vintage clothing, so it’s best not to focus too much on it, and instead go by your measurements, which are stable and do not change no matter the location and era.

[kinganemonesworld]

Bones on my windowsill - A short horror story

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         There’s a pile of human bones in front of my window. In fact, every morning I wake up, there’s a pile of human bones. From my hobbies of drawing, and more than a few anatomy studies, I know for a fact that these are human bones. I know it’s the same set because the really long and thick one, the femur, has this really specific crackle pattern through it. When you look at a bone like that, you expect it to disintegrate at the first moment, but it never has.

         I’ve seen these bones for years. Heard them too. Just like I see them every morning, I hear them every night before. It always starts with clicking, the kind of sound someone makes when they pop their knuckles or their spine. Then, it’s the rattling. It’s the sound you hear when a pile of pork rib bones gets dropped all together onto a plate, or into the trash.

         But it’s every night. There’s no way to stop it. If I bang on the wall, or the window, the rattling gets louder in response, but doesn’t stop. If I move around the house, the bones will follow. If I sleep in another room, they show up in front of the closest window all the same.

         I’ve dealt with this for as long as I can remember living here, in this house. What am I supposed to do? I can’t afford anything else. Who am I supposed to tell? The cops? Tell anyone I’m being harassed by a pile of sentient bones? If they don’t arrest me as a psycho serial killer first, they just might hospitalize me in some loony bin. So, I mostly do nothing.

         One night, however, I had a migraine. I get those often enough, probably from the general lack of sleep. In fact, I woke up with that migraine. All day it pounded in my skull, made my vision swim if I wasn’t distracted enough.

         Of course, when I finally got home, I just wanted to drug myself to sleep. But nothing helped. Nothing stopped the migraine. Then, as the cherry on top, the rattling started early that evening. Finally, more than ever, I have had enough of this.

         I stomped over to the back door and threw it open. I marched out into the inky blackness and looked for those damn bones. But it wasn’t the bones I found.

         When I turned my head towards where I thought they would be, I instead caught the eye of some hulking creature. Hunched over with oily black tendrils of hair, a long but stocky muzzle, and a single huge blue eye. Its lipless mouth pulled back as it stared at me and it clicked.

         It clicked. It’s only with the clarity of the aftermath that I realized in that moment that there were two different sounds I was hearing each night. I always thought it was the bones following me, harassing me. But it was always the clicks first, followed by the rattling. It was always the monster first. I had never considered the bones might be rattling at something else.

         But it was the same moment that I realized this, on some deeper level, that the monster jumped forward. Its serrated, shark-like teeth tore into my leg and for the very first time, I understood what it meant to be made of flesh.

         The rattles have always followed the clicking.

         While I was watching my own body being torn apart, I finally heard the bones coming for me. Just as the monster shifted its head to take a better bite, the pile of bones jumped into my vision. One of the slimmer ones shot straight into the back of the monster’s throat.

         The monster let out an alien shriek, something I imagine a bird of prey would make if injured. But the bones bought me enough time to pull myself out from under the monster and make it back into the house. I barricaded the doors, ran from all the windows, and hid in the cellar.

         I patched myself up in the dark, listening to the rattling upstairs, more intense than I’d ever heard before.

         It wasn't till the morning after that I stopped hearing the clicking.

         I left the cellar, squinting my eyes against the brightness of the day streaming in from the windows. There was no evidence that monster came inside. Wondering whether I hallucinated everything and really was loony, I went outside.

         There was, of course, the bloody evidence of the attack. Just in the middle of it all were the bones, one bone less than normal. Bleach white as ever. I understood everything, finally.

         I went inside and came back out, this time with a cardboard box. For the first time in a while, I spoke to the bones.

         “I know you won’t move if I’m looking. But if you’re as tired of this as I am, get inside this box and I’ll take us both away.” I threw the box down and turned completely, even closing my eyes.

         I heard the rattling, then a soft shuffling of bone against cardboard.

         When I turned, there was a box full of human bones.

         It’s been some years since then. Once I understood what the clicking was, I was careful to listen for it every night after.  Though I haven’t ever heard it since, I do still jump every time someone cracks their knuckles.

         The pile of human bones, the one that saved my life, no longer sits outside my windows. I keep it inside the new apartment with me. While it still won’t move if I’m looking, there are times it follows me around. If I’m doing dishes, the bones might sit by my feet. If I’m folding laundry, it might sit on the couch and “face” the tv.

         It makes rounds at night. Every night. I don’t actually hear it moving around, or if I do it’s very quiet. It’s like it knows the sound of rattling bones makes me nervous still. Every morning, I find it sitting peacefully in the plush dog bed I bought for it. I even keep it in my room.

         But like I said, the bones roam the apartment at night. I think that’s what it did before, back at the house. Rounding the property and following me through the wall, rattling at that monster if it got too close. That’s why it was always the clicking first. It was the monster poking around before getting chased off.

I don’t know what it means that there was a pile of bones roaming around and scaring the monster away. More than that, I didn’t know who they belonged to, nor did I want to know.

         But one day, while relaxing on the couch, with the pile of bones sitting next to me, a news announcement came on. There was a story of a strange creature found in my old neighborhood, specifically, at my old house. It was discovered in the early hours of the morning with animal control and local police claiming it was a diseased dog, one of the bigger breeds. A great dane, malamute, a mangy St. Bernard.

         Worse yet, it was found along with the corpse of some young woman, someone who looked a lot like me, who had my name, who had tried to escape into the house but died in the attempt. But that couldn’t be. I was right here…with a pile of bones that had been defending that house every night…until I took it with me.

         Later reports, later videos and even later conspiracy theories would agonize over every little detail from this strange event. The woman had been attacked by this giant dog first on her thigh. The reported biting force would have shattered the bone. The mock-ups of this attack showed a particular femur I’ve been staring at for years. A peculiar crackle pattern.

         I ignored it all. It didn’t mean anything. I ignored the way the air around the bones felt intense, as if it knew what I was thinking. I still said goodnight when we went to bed, just in case.

         But the next morning, I shot up out of bed to look directly at that dog bed. I felt a tension bleed from me when I saw the pile of bones sitting ever so still. Then, later on, when I was vacuuming, I felt almost delighted when I turned and saw the bones on the kitchen table. It hates the sound of the vacuum but prefers to be around me regardless, so the kitchen table became its favorite place to sit whenever I do this chore.

         I didn’t have any tears to wipe away, nor did I say anything to the bones. I merely continued with our normal routine.

         I have, in some quiet moments, wondered what it all really meant. If I had somehow escaped some strange time loop or space warp, some horribly scientific phenomenon that made a bad horror movie premise out of my life. Dragged my savior out of that very same loop and into this apartment, where it silently roams around, no more aware of the truth than I am.

         If given the chance to know that truth, I would refuse it. It’s enough for me to continue whatever strange existence I’ve been leading, where I’m both technically alive and dead in this world. My fondness for the bones have only increased and I can only imagine what kind of devastation I would feel if I woke up one day, and the pile of bones were gone.

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[semixfenz]

How to get your pants and shirt tailored to your perfect fit

When you buy pants, you need to have them altered often to ensure they fit perfectly. In fact, many men, especially those who care about fit and detail, have their pants tailored. To help you achieve the perfect fit and stand out in perfectly fitting clothes, we've created a guide to common pant alterations that can be performed by an experienced tailor. If you're on a tight schedule, many tailors offer online services. Find the best tailoring services near you Search for "pants alterations and Shirt Alteration near me." Pants that are too long or too short can be easily altered for a small fee. Some brands offer raw hems so you can adjust them to your preferred length. Just specify the cut you want and the tailor will do the rest. When it comes to pant length, folding excess fabric under the edge of the hem instead of cutting it off gives you the flexibility to choose different styles. You can flaunt your socks, a popular trend among fashion-conscious men, or opt for a more traditional cut. A tailor can shorten the inseam or lengthen the pants to suit your style. 1. Waist modification: A tailor can help you replace the waistband of your jeans. If the waist of your pants is too tight or too loose and keeps slipping down, a tailor can quickly adjust the waistband for a better fit and comfort with Same Day Alteration near me. 2. Fix your belly button If you experience pain in the crotch area of ​​your pants, whether they are too tight or too loose, consult a professional jeans tailor. An experienced tailor will work with you to find a comfortable middle ground that will give your pants a perfect fit. 3. Suspenders Suspenders are a trendy fashion accessory that allows you to make a statement. Plus, suspenders can make your waist look longer, making you appear slimmer. You can also choose suspenders with clips for a more casual style, especially if you pair them with jeans. If you prefer a more traditional look, ask your tailor to add suspender buttons for a classic gentleman's look. Don't worry, they're sewn into the waistband and can't be seen from the outside. It's a quick and easy process, especially for an experienced professional. Shorten the length of your trouser.

You can make your trousers look slimmer by fitting them tight at the knees and tapering towards the ankles to make them look more like leggings or skinny jeans. As long as you have enough fabric, your trouser tailor in Luton and Shirt alteration HITCHIN can make the alterations and make you happy with the results. Either way, this task will look odd and will almost certainly disappoint you. Summary! A&Z Tailor and Alterations specializes in expert trouser fitting to ensure each pair fits precisely and flatters your style. A&Z Tailor and Alterations' team of experienced tailors perform precision alterations, from hemming and taper to adjusting waists and repairing seats. Whether your trousers are too long, too short or just need a better fit, Jeans Tailor & Alteration Hitchin offers expert work and attention to detail. Their commitment to customer satisfaction means that every alteration is carried out with care and precision, resulting in trousers that look tailored. Trust A&Z Tailor and Alterations for your trouser alterations and you'll get the right fit every time.

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Mastering Casual Style with 2D Printed T-Shirts and Big Crotch Floor Pants

Sophisticated style and dressing can make any man look great, but the reality is that every man should also know how to effortlessly pull off the combination of 2D Printed T-shirts and Big Crotch Floor Pants. Casual dressing has become increasingly prevalent in recent times, and it was already a common choice even before the pandemic. With more people working remotely, donning a Printed T-shirt and Crotch Floor Pants has become the everyday uniform for many individuals across the country.

The Timeless Appeal of 2D Printed T-Shirts and Big Crotch Floor Pants

A 2d Printed T Shirt with Big Crotch Floor Pants is a classic combination that signifies you're prepared for almost any occasion. In fact, you'll likely spend a significant portion of your life in these comfortable attire choices. However, how you wear them can make a world of difference in your overall appearance. You can either look comfortably laid-back or exude an air of cool confidence—it's all in the styling.

Wardrobe Staples that Work for Everyone

2D Printed T-shirts and Big Crotch Floor Pants are wardrobe staples available everywhere, and most of them are versatile pieces that can complement your style. Nevertheless, paying attention to fabric and fit can elevate your look to a whole new level. The way your Printed T-shirt drapes on your body matters significantly. Similarly, the fit and tailoring of your Big Crotch Floor Pants are crucial factors. Experiment to discover what suits your style best, and you'll find a look that's uniquely yours.

Printed T-Shirt Finesse: A Style Must

When it comes to Printed T-shirts, consider some of the celebrities who have effortlessly nailed their fits. A well-fitting Printed T-shirt should snugly hug your arms and shoulders without being overly baggy or tight. The sleeves should ideally fall around mid-bicep, and the length should finish around your belt line. Adhering to these fundamentals will ensure you rock your 2d Printed T Shirt with confidence.

Finding the Right Fit for Big Crotch Floor Pants

Big Crotch Floor Pants are more about finding the right fit for your body type. Avoid going too tight, as it's essential to strike a balance. Tapered or straight-leg cuts work well for those with larger legs, while slimmer fits are better suited for trimmer legs. The key is to avoid excessive bagginess while ensuring the waist isn't too tight—your comfort and circulation matter.

Versatile Combos for Every Occasion

Different combinations of 2D Printed T-shirts and Big Crotch Floor Pants work well for various occasions. Whether you're lounging at home, hitting up a bar or concert, or cooking up a BBQ in your backyard, these attire choices can adapt to your lifestyle and ensure you always look casually stylish.

In conclusion, mastering the art of wearing 2D Printed T-shirts and Big Crotch Floor Pants can transform your casual style game. Pay attention to the fit, fabric, and personal preferences to create a look that's comfortable, confident, and uniquely yours. These wardrobe staples are here to stay, offering endless opportunities to express your style effortlessly.

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Are Skinny Jeans Still In Style In 2023?

Fashion trends come and go, and it seems that each passing year brings a new wave of styles to dominate the industry. In recent years, one particular trend has garnered both immense popularity and passionate controversy: skinny jeans. 

Loved by some for their sleek and figure-hugging silhouette while criticized by others for their discomfort and potential lack of inclusivity, these jeans have become a wardrobe staple worldwide. 

But as we enter 2023, the question arises: Are skinny jeans still in style? This blog post explores the current fashion landscape and unravels whether this iconic denim choice has stood the test of time or is ready to make way for new contenders.

Rise of Popularity of Skinny Jeans

The rise and popularity of these jeans can be attributed to various factors that have shaped the fashion landscape in recent years. From their humble origins to become a staple in wardrobes worldwide, these jeans have undergone an evolution that continues to captivate fashion enthusiasts.

Evolution of these jeans in fashion

Initially, these jeans emerged as a rebellion against the baggy and loose-fitting denim styles of the past. Their sleek, form-fitting design instantly appealed to those seeking a more streamlined and modern look. As trends evolved, so did skinny jeans, with variations in fabric, washes, and detailing, keeping them fresh and relevant.

Celebrities and influencers endorsing these jeans

One of the key drivers behind the widespread adoption of these jeans is the endorsement by celebrities and influencers. Their influence and ability to set trends have propelled jeans to new heights. From musicians to actors and fashion icons, the sight of beloved figures sporting this style has a powerful impact on consumer choices.

Versatility and ease of styling

What sets these jeans apart is their versatility and ease of styling. They effortlessly transition from casual to chic, making them suitable for various occasions. Skin jeans provide endless possibilities, whether paired with sneakers for a relaxed look or dressed up with heels for a night out. Their slim silhouette allows for easy pairing with oversized tops, blazers, or flowy blouses, creating a balanced and fashionable ensemble.

Furthermore, the appeal of these jeans lies in their ability to flatter different body types. They hug the curves and elongate the legs, giving the illusion of a slimmer figure. This inclusive aspect has contributed to their popularity across genders and age groups, making it a timeless fashion piece.

Arguments for Skinny Jeans Being in Style

Skinny jeans have remained a popular and stylish choice for both men and women for several years. Despite occasional debates about their longevity, strong arguments favor these jeans remaining in style. Here are three key reasons:

Continued presence in fashion magazines and media

Firstly, these jeans remain prominently featured in fashion magazines and media. Major publications consistently showcase outfits and trends incorporating jeans, signaling their enduring popularity. The fact that they receive extensive coverage on such influential platforms suggests they are still considered a relevant and fashionable choice.

Endorsements by celebrities and fashion icons

Secondly, the endorsement and support of celebrities and fashion icons further solidify the staying power of these jeans. Many well-known figures, from musicians to actors and models, regularly sport these jeans on and off the red carpet. 

Their influence in shaping trends cannot be understated, as fans often emulate their style choices. When famous individuals continue to embrace and promote skinny jeans, it keeps them in the public eye and maintains their relevance.

Adaptation and evolution of jeans in new styles

Lastly, these jeans have demonstrated their adaptability and ability to evolve. While the basic concept of a fitted, narrow-leg silhouette remains constant, designers continually introduce new styles and variations to keep them fresh and appealing. 

Distressed jeans, high-waisted jeans, and cropped skinny jeans are just a few examples of how this iconic garment has evolved to cater to different preferences and fashion trends.

Arguments Against Such Jeans Being in Style

These jeans have been a popular fashion trend for quite some time, but compelling arguments exist against their continued popularity. 

The emergence of new denims

Firstly, the emergence of new denims has led to a shift away from these jeans. Fashion designers and brands constantly innovate and introduce fresh styles to the market. As a result, consumers now have a wider range of options, including straight-leg jeans and wide-leg jeans.

Flared jeans are also popular nowadays. This diversification of denim styles has diminished the exclusivity of these jeans and reduced their appeal.

Shift towards looser, more relaxed fits

Secondly, there is a noticeable shift towards looser, more relaxed fits in the fashion industry. Comfort and freedom of movement have become important considerations for many individuals when choosing clothing. 

These jeans, with their tight and constricting nature, can be uncomfortable and restrict mobility. As a result, people gravitate towards jeans with a looser fit, such as boyfriend jeans or mom jeans, which provide a more relaxed and comfortable experience.

Changing preferences and diversification of trends

Finally, fashion trends constantly evolve, and people's preferences change. What was once considered fashionable may no longer hold the same appeal. This shifting landscape of fashion preferences leads to style diversification, including denim. 

As individuals seek to express their individuality and uniqueness through fashion, they are more likely to explore different trends and deviate from the craze of these jeans. 

Conclusion 

In conclusion, the verdict on skinny jeans in 2023 is clear: they are here to stay. Through research and analysis, we have explored the current fashion landscape and discovered that such jeans remain a prominent choice for individuals seeking style and self-expression.

Fashion is a powerful form of self-expression, and these jeans offer a versatile canvas for individuals to showcase their unique tastes and preferences. Whether paired with a casual t-shirt or dressed up with a blazer, these form-fitting jeans allow people to experiment and create their distinctive looks.

Moreover, trends are constantly evolving, and it is essential to embrace personal fashion preferences rather than being dictated solely by societal norms. These jeans may not be everyone's cup of tea, but they undoubtedly have a significant following and remain a staple in many wardrobes.

Ultimately, the decision to wear these jeans in 2023 should be driven by personal style and comfort. As fashion evolves, it is crucial to prioritize individuality and embrace the freedom to express ourselves through clothing choices.

So, if you love popular jeans and feel confident wearing them, rock your unique style. Remember, fashion is subjective; what matters most is how you feel about what you wear. These jeans offer endless possibilities for creating fashionable and individualized outfits, making them a timeless choice for those who appreciate their aesthetic and versatility.

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INDIAN WOMEN AND THEIR COLLECTION OF ETHNIC KURTAS

Call it Kurtas or Kurtis, they are the staple wardrobe choice for most desi women who want to effortlessly slide into any event, in any weather, and at any time. It is that one perfect outfit you can style with any trendy bottom wear of your choice. These versatile tunic garments are called timeless for a reason, as they are super-comfortable, elegant and easy to wear. The ease of styling while staying within your comfort, is the reason why Kurtas are often the go-to choice for women when it comes to ethnic wear.

Indian Ethnic Wear is no longer limited to just festivals and customary events. As Kurtas are ready-to-wear stitched tunics, working women, or perhaps, all desi women across the world have incorporated kurtas into their daily wear. Kurta styles may come and go, but their rise to popularity marks a huge shift in the Indian ethnic diaspora. Ask any desi woman, and her first choice in ethnic wear would always be a Kurta. This re-invention in women’s fashion explains how desi women are more open to donning Ethnic Dresses on the daily given the vast options available in modern and young, contemporary indian clothing.

MUST-HAVE TRENDY KURTA STYLES FOR FASHIONISTAS

Kurtas are usually adorned with embroidered necklines, bright colours, and lightweight materials if you're looking to make heads turn your way. In fact, you can count your blessings, since kurtas can be worn in a plethora of creative ways, and the "not-so-basic" hemlines available mean you can add a little whimsy to your ensemble. Understandably, you wouldn't want to stick to one particular Kurti design. For the sake of variety (which is appreciated by everybody), we present to you a list of some of our favourite Kurti styles:

Straight Kurtas:

The most popular kind of Kurtas, which may be long or short and often reach the calf, waist, or hip, are the Straight Kurtas. Its basic kurta pattern is flattering on all body types since it creates the illusion of length by making your body appear slimmer. Both short and long kurtas can be best styled with a pair of jeans or wide-legged palazzos. Mostly these styled kurtas have three-fourth length sleeves, with slits on either side. Even high flare long skirts would go well with these kurtas if you are about to attend a wedding or any traditional event. Straight Kurtas exude sophisticated, professional vibes, pairing them with some high-rise or straight pants or trousers make them fit for office wear as well. They are light, breezy, and better preferred to wearing instead of casual shirts or jeans in the sweltering weather of the Middle East! ZERESOUQ brings in for you a large collection of such straight kurtas that fit into every taste and occasion. They are available in printed styles, block prints, solid hues, gradient colors, trendy premium-quality fabrics as well as embroidered ones. You may create a look that is not only more versatile but also more appealing by accessorising it with sling bags, high ponies, and a pair of stud earrings.

A-Line Kurtas:

A-line kurtis are now one of the most popular styles of Kurtas among younger women. The design of the Kurta features a flare that extends down from the waist, creating the letter A when combined with the length of the Kurta. It may be available in a variety of lengths, including those that reach the knee, the ankle, or the calf. The fact that an A-line Kurti may be worn to any event, be it a day spent at the office, a day spent celebrating a holiday, or just a day out and about, is without a doubt the best feature of this type of garment. Kurtis with an A-line profile are very attractive when worn by women whose bodies are shaped like an apple or a pear. For a style that is both more adaptable and attractive, pair it with some light Jhumkas and flats.

Angrakha Kurtas:

Throughout the historical periods, one of the most common garments worn by musicians was called an Angrakha Kurti. It is a historically significant clothing style that represents a more authentic rendition of Indian ethnic attire. In the same way that kurtas were formerly a traditional element of the clothes worn by men in India, Angrakha-style kurtas and tops were also traditionally worn by a significant number of men. These garments were then embraced by the womens fashion industry to portray liberalism and equality in women. In light of this, the women's Angrakha Kurti has a chest-wrapping jacket in the form of a robe, complete with two flaps that either contrast or are identical to one another. These flaps overlap one another on the side of the breast or, in certain cases, on the waist, where they are secured by Ribbons, tassels, or straps. Currently, members of the current generation adore the Angrakha Kurti to such a degree that they have started wearing it as part of their typical everyday wardrobe. You may simply mix Angrakha Kurtis with churidars, leggings, or even Dhoti trousers for a look that is appropriate for both casual and work settings. Angrakha Kurtis make for terrific work or casual wear. If, on the other hand, you are searching for something to wear to an event, some options you may consider are heavier embroidered versions of Angrakha Kurtis, boho earrings in a variety of colours, and embroidered Punjabi Juttis.

Kaftan Kurtas:

Kaftan Kurta design is a new style of women’s Kurta, inspired from the Kaftan Gowns worn by both Turkish men and women, now holds itself as one of the current most trending Kurta styles. It is another historical dress style garment from Central Asia that is exclusively designed to be worn in hot weather regions. Today, regardless of the weather, Kaftans have become a must-have in every woman's wardrobe. Kaftan style Kurtas are very sophisticated and comfortable garments as they are easy to wear on various occasions. This is the ultimate summer outfit you can wear to beaches, picnics or anywhere else. The best part about kaftan Kurtis is that they are very breezy and light, making you feel like you’re floating. So whether you want to lounge at home or wish to go out with friends, kaftan Kurtis can serve it all. We’ve got you an exclusive premium collection of latest Kurtas in different fabrics such as Cotton, Georgette, Satins, Chiffons and more.

As one of the leading online ethnic stores, we are on the constant lookout for the best styles and designs that serve your fashion fancies and make you stand out from the crowd. This is why our kurtas range from basic everyday kurtas to designer ones, to fit your budget and body!

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT ZERESOUQ KURTAS:

Q1. I want to buy an Indian dress, which dress would be best to start with?

Kurtas are the ideal approach for a newbie to start their Indian clothing collection. Every Indian woman wears kurtas, flowy tunics that are comfortable in tropical climates. Kurtas are easy-to-wear, easy-to-carry, body-fit, occasion-versatile, and match well with palazzos, trousers, leggings, long skirts, jeans, or jeggings. If you can't tolerate heavier garments and worry about your outfit all day, start with kurtas. Keep up with the trends with a Kurti from our new arrivals section. ZERESOUQ offers kurtas in a wide variety of patterns, fabrics, and colors cuts and designs, such as in Anarkali, straight, asymmetrical silhouette along with front or side slits, that cater to your style!

Q2. What is the difference between Kurtas and Kurta Sets?

Kurtas are long loose collarless topwear worn by women of the Indian Subcontinent usually paired with any type of bottom wear of choice may it be ethnic or contemporary. Kurtas can also be styled with dupattas or scarfs. However, Kurta Sets are a complete set of dresses that consist of a Kurta, a bottom-wear and/or a dupatta. They are available in 2-piece kurta sets or 3-piece kurta sets where women do not have to worry about pairing their kurtas with matching bottom wear and dupatta.

Q2. How to style a kurta in versatile ways?

Kurtas come in over 30 varieties that can be styled in many different ways. The most popular ones - Straight Kurtas, A-line Kurtas, Symmetrical and Asymmetrical Kurtas, Anarkali Kurtas, Tail-cut Kurtas, Floor-length Kurtas, Angrakha Kurtas, and Kalidar Kurtas - go well with straight palazzos, trousers, culottes, long skirts, dhoti pants, shararas, and even jeans. If you want to dress your Kurta without a dupatta, you can wear a front-open jacket with full or half sleeves, long or short shrugs, fitted jackets, or even capes. Kurtas are beautiful because they have no footwear rules. Block-heels, flat sandals, and wedges will keep you fashionable.

Q3. Do you have plus size Kurtas?

Yes, Plus size kurtas on ZERESOUQ are available in sizes from 3XL to 7XL.

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Day 5 Brian/stars

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(15/01/21 - 21/01/21, 2-4hrs)

[ID: Two figures are framed from the side in the image: on the left a short stocky white man with brown crew cut hair is caught mid-step as he sprints towards the figure on the right, eye bulging in shock and face tilted upwards having been hit on the chin. He is an IGR Agent. On the right is Brian, stepping forward, right arm swinging an uppercut with a pot in his right hand. His left arm hangs loosely behind him with a frying pan in his hand and his pinky extended. Brian is a slim (almost elongated) pale (but healthy) white man with short ginger hair. He wears a bright orange G1 military flight jacket, a purple shirt, loose orange joggers, and white trainers. The IGR agent by contrast wears a grey uniform with a large belt above the hips, slim trousers, white military boots, and goggles with a green tinged lens. Small sparkles collect about Brian’s pot, pan, and the IGR agent’s smacked head; they shine. Two wonky stars hover above the stunned IGR agent’s head.

The second image shows the same scene as line art. Brian and the IGR agent are coloured a light grey whilst an empty grey-filled rectangle frames the scene behind them upon a black background]

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Presenting my revised redesign for Griffin the invisible man from Hotel Transylvania!

As I'm starting to get into the Halloween spirit, even though it's the end of August, I felt like revising my version of Grif. There's not too many differences from the version I posted in January. but I just wanted to share the ideas I developed in the months since and flex my improving digital art skills (I now have a Huion tablet so it's a lot easier!) As I did before, I tried to retain the art style from the movies. I also clearly am not the best at drawing slightly crusty middle aged dudes but I tried. I thought it would make sense and also be funny if his hair got really long over the course of the movies and came down to the middle of his back or longer by the time the fourth movie rolled around. I feel like he'd be the kind of guy who grows his hair out just because he likes it that way, and also, being invisible, he'd most likely forget to cut it or not worry about getting regular haircuts. I did consider putting a few gray streaks in there, but I'm leaving it as is for now. My version also has invisible clothes that he was able to make using his invisible serum - here's my reply on someone else's post where I go more into detail about this.

For all those coming at me and saying I'm fat shaming, being superficial, etc. because I drew him as a slimmer and more attractive man, hear me out:

I was honestly expecting a dude who physically looks like he's middle aged and past his prime - he's voiced by David Spade FFS, who is nearly 60 now - and I wouldn't have minded if he were balding or graying or a little out of shape. But what we got was not only absolutely painful to look at and anti-Semitic, at least according to some people, it completely disregarded all the hints that were dropped about Griffin's physical appearance and outline in the first three movies - TRUST ME, THEY'RE THERE. It's like the writers and character design didn't even watch the previous movies, and it was obvious enough due to the fact that they Drac and Johnny learn to appreciate each other all over again instead of further developing their relationship. Regarding Griffin, there were several instances in the first three movies where the outline of his body was hinted at, whether he was wearing visible clothes or wrapped in glowsticks, and ALL of them portray him as a slender man of average build and average height. There's also some promotional material for the first movie where he's wearing clothes and we can clearly see that he has a slimmer figure. We also saw that he has a jaw and neck, and even saw a partial outline of his head and face in HT3. NONE OF THIS lines up with what we got in HT4.

I have absolutely nothing against body representation in the media. In fact, I am ALL FOR IT. But if the HT crew wanted Griffin to be fat, they should have established that from the beginning. They just went ahead and completely changed his entire body, both his size and his height, just for cheap laughs and shock value. I should also say that Griffin's larger body in HT4 was NEGATIVE representation. They had him dressed in these horribly undersized clothes, including a shirt that looks like it was made for a little girl, for the bulk of the movie, and didn't even have him in proper clothing ONCE. Also, it all seemed to connotate that fat was equal to ugly. It all just felt extremely mean-spirited. Oh and did I not mention that he was much taller here too! He towered over Wayne, Murray, Drac, practically the whole gang, and he was just a head shorter than Frank if I remember correctly. AND it made NO SENSE that he didn't know he was balding!! He has hands, it's not like he couldn't have touched his head every once in a while! OH, and his torso was way longer and he had these little stick arms and legs! You know what, I'm just going to have to make a drawing comparing what he was supposed to look like and what he looked like in HT4 just to make it clearer.

But yeah, they messed him up badly, just for the sake of unfunny jokes, and he. deserved. so. much. better.

I'm hoping to tackle the other three guys (Murray, Wayne, and Frank) soon! ESPECIALLY Murray, because they did him just as dirty as Griffin.