#thorki headcanon

[fathers-marvel-blog]

Loki never gets his own meals he just steals food from Thor's plate so Thor always gets a little extra for him 💗

[brattypagansub]

Thorki head cannons as siblings and maybe a bit more (MCU Loki lived)

Thor used to sneak into Loki’s nursery to be near his baby brother. Often holding him when he got fussy.

Loki would feign sick to get Thor’s attention the only one who didn’t like having to cart the youngest prince around was Volstagg. Who would catch onto the fact that Loki isn’t really sick and that Thor is a sucker when it comes to Loki.

Talking ill of Loki was usually fighting words end of story

Thor would encourage the man’s love of reading and even now sends him book recommendations he thinks the man will like

Wasn’t happy about the fact that it was heavily implied. That his baby brother went down on Jeff Goldblum.

For as mad as he was.. post scheme reveal this Loki is the most like the brother he’d lost to the void so long ago.

For a brief moment Thor saw his scared beloved brother again in those blue eyes. On that roof top in New York but he hadn’t known what it’d meant.

When Loki is quiet is when Thor grows worried and concerned.

Loki originally wanted to get rid of Odin because of how he treated Thor.

New York was part jealousy and part mind control

Once told Tony ‘Odin doesn’t have expensive taste.. but more brother does.’ Before jetting over to Asgard to confront him. Part relieved that he’s alive and the other part wanting to smack him with mjolnir.

Lorelei hypnotized Thor once long ago and they don’t talk about. How Loki managed to snap him out of it.

Loki once got turned into a black cat.. he still has the emerald encrusted collar Thor had around his neck for those three weeks.

Loki once cried as a kid because someone *coughs Volstag* told him Thor is getting tired of carting him around.

Once as kids enemies of Asgard tried to and briefly succeeded in kidnapping Thor. And if you manage to push all the wrong buttons. You unlock traumatized Thor. Only one person ever accidentally managed this.

They once started bickering in old Norse and Valkyrie refused to repeat some of it to Jane. Because when they bicker they call each other some foul names.

Loki saw fear for the first time in a long time when he really thought Thor was back under a spell. Ironically it was Loki’s eyes widening that snapped him out of it that time.

Loki starts trending ‘ThorIsOverParty’ at least twice a month to humble his brother’s ego. So it never gets as bad as it did pre banishment.

They like to change their names in each other’s phones and handles on their socials. Loki’s personal favorite was ‘godofhimbos’ and Thor’s is ‘mylittlecrybaby.’

Thor gets Loki his favorite snacks every chance he gets

Loki will sit around his brother every chance he gets. But if Thor slips up and asks his about his day or how he is. Pre impersonation scheme. Then Loki would bolt like a bat out of hell.

[not-poignant]

I feel like the entire Thorki fandom - hundreds+ of people - can look at each other and nod knowingly and talk about all the fics that came out of that single Thor 2 trailer

And damn those fics were GOOOOOOD.

[theangrykimchi]

Your writing and art are so good! Do you have any little tibits or headcanons for Thorki you would like to share 👉👈

Aaaaaahhhhh Nonny thank you so much 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I'm very happy you like them 🥰

Oh my...Getting asked about my headcanons in general always makes me blank out and be like

so I've been trying to think about them for the past day and they refused to resurface 🤦‍♀️

But here we go:

✵I love the idea of Thor having freckles all over his body. They are so light in winter that you can barely see them but when spring comes around they start getting more and more visible because of how much time he spends under the Asgardian (and not) sun, usually shirtless, either training or lazing around. Of course Loki is OBSESSED with them. He loves caressing them with both his fingers and lips, and every winter he can't wait for spring to come around again so they will decorate Thor's body along with his marks on him.

(and I just got a nice image of Thor walking through a field, barefoot and shirtless alla Billy Lee, just enjoying the warmth of the sun and indolently gathering flowers to later braid into Loki's dark hair ugh 😩)

✵Loki for all his smarts and wit and cleverness (yes they are all synonyms I know :p) can actually be really f obtuse sometimes. Exactly like Frigga said to him when he was in the prison in TDW. So one of my HCs is that he is incredibly slow on catching up with his actual feelings for Thor and thinks his obsession and jealousy is for other reasons than the Very Obvious (re: he's in super duper love). It takes him a long while to realise but when he does he's got this enormous *Oh.* moment. Meanwhile Thor has known he's been in love with him (and Loki with him) for years and has probably just been waiting for Loki to catch up because he knows Loki needs to come to his own conclusions at his own pace.

✵The above leads me to Thor being really f patient despite his energetic and enthusiastic character (golden retriever spotted!)—he's willing to wait for Loki for thousands of years if need be. On the other hand Loki had to *learn* patience. He gets a thought and wants to act on it? He needs to act on it *now*! But that doesn't work for mischief and it's the reason why his plans usually fail. He's got an especially short patience with Thor. He wants Thor? He wants him Right The F YESTERDAY! WHAT IS THOR EVEN DOING LOSING TIME INSTEAD OF PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM?? THE AUDACITY!

✵And last one (for now 👀) when they do settle down, tired of fighting for their lives and fighting each other, Thor is very pleased to live a quiet life, do stuff with his hands, build, create and, while Loki also feels good, he also needs to escape sometimes. And he does. Sometimes out of the blue, leaving no note, nothing behind him to indicate where he's gone. Thor knows that, understands that and accepts it, finally stopping to count the days for when Loki will return to him after each time. Loki is never away for long though because not having Thor feels like a part of his body is missing. He always returns home to Thor.

Thanks for the ask Nonny, I really loved it 🥰

[deaconverse]

Loki: *has already consumed enough caffeine to kill an elephant, running around the room while jittering uncontrollably* WHERE IS FRESH CHILDREN TO FEAST APON!?!?

Thor: *holding a frying pan while crying* WHAT THE HELL---

[gloriousburden]

A few types of MCU Loki fans I’ve encountered/noticed being in the fandom for over three years now:

DISCLAIMER: DON’T TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY PLEASEEEE IT’S LIGHTHEARTED!! Some of these things apply to me as well, and some don’t lol. Doesn’t necessarily apply to everyone it’s all just for giggles.

The Lokius shipper Series Fan:

- Usually younger Gen Z. Can be anywhere from 14 to 23 years old. They’re younger teenagers most of the time.

- Heavily on TikTok but also on Pinterest/Twitter.

- Got into the MCU/Loki more recently. Either from the Series, or from Ragnarok.

- For some reason, wholeheartedly believes that one Tumblr post from like ten years ago that states Loki is 16/17 in human years. Even though that’s not canon at all and it does not work like that.

- Favorite depiction of Loki tends to be the Variant/Ragnarok. Sometimes Avengers.

- Almost ALWAYS a fan of Good Omens or OFMD.

- Obviously… Ships Lokius.

- Very anti Sylvie/Sylki, but LOVES Mobius.

- EXTREMELY anti Thorki, even though not a lot of people ship them anymore.

- Spreads a lot of misinformation. Such as taking the fact that Marvel confirmed that the Scepter influenced Loki, and mistaking that with them 100% confirming the theory of Loki being brainwashed by Thanos.

- Thinks Loki’s eyes are green???

- Newer to fandom in general.

- Doesn’t talk a whole lot about the series outside of the ships/fanon discourse.

- Making Loki tree/Yggdrasil jokes CONSTANTLY.

- Either thinks that Loki before the series was completely evil, or an angel. No in between.

- “For you, for all of us 🥺” / “Your savior is here!”

- Often forgets/doesn’t remember the fact that Loki/OG Loki are two different characters, and groups them together.

- Either a Swiftie who likes to constantly joke about when Taylor and Tom dated for 3 months like 8 years ago and also associates a lot of her Songs/Lyrics with Loki, or is someone who has a bit more of an Alternative taste in Music/Fashion.

- Doesn’t really talk about Thor that much, or really wants him and Loki to reunite.

- They’ve probably seen other movies including Tom like Crimson Peak, Skull Island, and High Rise. The more popular ones.

- Owns a lot of TVA related merch.

- “He’s not Odin’s son, or Laufey’s son… He’s Frigga’s son 🥺” or insists on calling Loki by “Laufeyson.”

- In Fanon, sort of treats Loki as a very normal, modern human, and not a god from an entirely different realm.

- Has either dropped the Series/their love of Loki a few months after the Series ended for the “next best thing”, or is currently still raving about all of it.

- Quite immature about other’s opinions/perspectives on Loki/or even people who ship the opposite ship from their own. This is mainly because they’re younger or because they really like their Fanon idea of Loki/Which ship should be Canon.

- Has some questionable headcanons/opinions of their own on Loki.

- Loves Frigga.

- Hates Odin.

The OG Loki fan who’s been a fan of him since 2011/2012, but is a bit more casual about his characterization:

- Usually a Millennial/in their late twenties or mid thirties. May even be in their fourties.

- Has been here for a good while, and saw just about every movie featuring him as well as other MCU movies in the theater when they first came out. Was probably a younger adult/older teenager when Avengers came out.

- Fanfic writer!!

- Favorite depiction of Loki tends to be Ragnarok, TDW, or Avengers.

- Mainly reside on Tumblr/AO3 but also on Twitter from time to time.

- “The Sun will shine on us again.” / “Love is a Dagger.”

- Some depict Loki in their Fanfics in a Smutty/BookTok YA Fantasy Novel style. Some in other ways. They also have a lot of fun with their Fics! So many AUs.

- They are carrying the Loki x Reader tag, I won’t lie. 🫡

- Doesn’t necessarily love the Series, but also doesn’t necessarily hate it. Does prefer the OG Loki they know and love over the Series and had a few disappointments with the Series, though.

- MAJOR Hiddlestoner. Some may like Tom more than they like Loki. Have watched his entire filmography and then some.

- A lot of them have really cool Loki related tattoos.

- Collects a lot of merch. Both from the Series, as well as more OG Loki merch. Also owns about fourty Tom magazines.

- Probably has met Tom/owns an autograph or something signed by him.

- Usually ships Loki with Sigyn, Jane, Tony, or an OC they’ve had since 2013. Honestly, I don’t personally see them that often anymore, but may ship Thorki. Does not really ship Lokius/Sylki whatsoever, or uses Sylvie as a bit of a self insert in Fics.

- Sometimes also a huge fan of Bucky/The Winter Soldier or Sebastian Stan. Associates Bucky and Loki a lot especially in Fics.

- Some are also fans of Star Wars who love Kylo Ren.

- Actually they like a lot of other morally grey characters.

- Probably has a pet named after Loki.

- Feels deeply for Loki, and relates to him in certain ways. Really likes humanizing him in their fics. Loves the more vulnerable side of him.

- Loves Frigga.

- Hates Odin.

The Loki purist/“He’s literally me” Fan:

- Anywhere from 16 - 28 years old. May be a bit older than that. Usually Mid/Older Gen Z, or younger Millennial.

- Has either grown up loving Loki, or became a fan a bit more recently.

- Favorite depiction of Loki tends to be TDW, but obviously can be any of the three OG depictions of him.

- LIVES on Tumblr. A bit of an extinct species elsewhere, but some may also be on Twitter.

- #1 Loki defenders. Very protective of/sensitive about how he is depicted not only in Canon, but also in Fanon. Usually deemed as harsh by series fans/non series haters whenever they criticize the Series or Ragnarok, but in reality, deeply relates to Loki and takes it very personally when he is depicted inaccurately. They see themselves in him, and are so, so, SO tired of seeing him mischaracterized. But also can be genuinely harsh at times. I’ve been guilty of that.

- Either heavily believes the “Thanos Brainwashed Loki” theory, or completely rejects it.

- “I never wanted the Throne. I only ever wanted to be your Equal.” / “Trust my Rage.”

- Very creative. Creates Art of Loki, Fanfics, Edits, Cosplays him, etc…

- Sometimes weirdly resembles him in ways??? LOL. Taking “He’s literally me” literally

- Has a more Alternative taste in Music, Fashion, Aesthetics, etc..

- They either see Loki as their bff, their life partner, or as an enigma to observe. Or all of the above.

- Pretty into Norse Myth, and likes incorporating aspects of it creatively, or when talking about Loki.

- Has a good amount of Fandom experience, and does not tend to argue with other Loki purists/OG Loki fans over petty things. Because at the end of the day… it’s just Tumblr. And we usually all have a common middle ground. Or, is constantly arguing with others.

- They don’t really ship Loki with anyone, but if they do… it’s usually Sigyn or Thor. Or someone really random.

- Either really enjoys depicting Loki in a more Feminine/Neutral form, and wishes his fluidity was depicted in the MCU, or doesn’t talk about it all that much.

- Single handedly keeping the memory of Loki (prior to Ragnarok) alive. 🫡

- Loves the comics, or hasn’t touched a single one.

- Disliked Taika Waititi before it was cool.

- Lost complete trust in the MCU after the handling of Loki’s characterization in Ragnarok, and had no hope in the Series when it was first announced. Or… really hoped it would be our last hope.

- Either deems Thor as the origin of all evil, or actually likes him.

- Wishes it was still 2013 everyday of their lives.

- Either respects/likes Tom to a certain extent, or really does not like him.

- Has a few really cool merch items, or has a lot of everything and anything they can find that doesn’t include Ragnarok/The series. Usually, they DIY their merch.

- Needs to emulate him at any given moment and in any way possible.

- Likes Frigga, but acknowledges that she has messed up in ways. Or really does not like her, period.

- Hates Odin.

The… Male MCU casual/dudebro who strictly lives on TikTok/Instagram/Twitter and did not really like Loki that much until the Series finale came out and thinks Loki is a Sigma Male who dropped everything in order for his friends and his… “Girl” to live:

- ????? Wtf

- Okay I added this one more as a joke because obviously they’re not Loki fans, but…

- Anywhere from ages 15, to 24. No older than that.

- Definitely disregarded Loki’s character before the Series. Also due to him having a fanbase where Women/Girls are the majority. Now Loki is the best MCU character and has the best arc out of everyone else. 🤦🏻‍♀️

- Wholeheartedly believes that Loki was a narcissist/was overreacting about everything he’s been through, or believes that Loki is an angel now because he had a “Redemption Arc”.

- Has never picked up a single Loki comic.

- Jokes a lot about Loki “loving” himself (Sylki kiss).

- Calls the Series “Peak Fiction” just because the rest of the bullshit the MCU has been putting out was absolute garbage, and also because they haven’t really watched anything else.

- If you as an actual Loki fan correct them on any of their bullshit, they act like they know more than you because they loved the series. How could anyone hate it?

- Makes self insert memes/tries to project onto Loki in the absolute worst ways possible.

- Worships the ground that Michael Waldron walks on. Though, they all hated Multiverse of Magic..

- “Let time pass…” / “I know what kind of god I have to be. For you, for all of us.” (Once again.)

- Similarly to our Lokius shipper Series Fans… they do not realize that Loki/the Variant are literally two different people.

- Loves Mobius JUST because he is portrayed by Owen Wilson.

- Also very annoying about Loki being confirmed bisexual in the Series.

- Really wants not only Thor and Loki to reunite, but also Hela.

- Hated the earlier Thor movies, loved Ragnarok, hated Love and Thunder.

- Probably thinks the treatment of Thor in Endgame was funny af.

- Who’s Frigga?

- Loves Odin probably. (Hehe)

[spencer-sweets]

Marvel Fic Recs | Loki&Thor (GEN)

let me prefice by saying this is all gen (non slash) fanfiction. if you are looking for thorki you are looking on the wrong blog sorry.

so i as the youngest of four brothers and the one hated the most by my parents, i have always had a soft spot for brotherly fic. Thor and Loki's dynamic really resonated with me as i went through my teen angst phase while my older brothers were all getting ready to settle down and were all already married. so if you are looking for a fic rec that centers the brotherly relationship between thor & loki you have found the right place.

one last warning is that most of these are loki-centric in case thats not your thing.

life's great lie by Laeveteinn Teen+ 7,787 Loki stares at his hands, slowly realizing that magic still works in the TVA. Perhaps not every kind, but Asgard’s sorcery can take hold here- in particular, Asgard’s illusion magic. Loki’s proven it with every step he’s taken. If magic didn’t work at all, he’d be entirely blue. (Or: even beyond the edges of space and time, he is Loki of Asgard.)

Cute post loki season 1 fic

i couldn't change (though i wanted to); by unintentionallyangsty General Audiences 20,640 Given the team's circumstances--travelling through the cosmos and headed for Midgard on a previously unplanned voyage--Loki taking up a newfound fondness for shapeshifting on a whim is hardly the weirdest thing that has happened to any single member of the Revengers in the past several months.  In fact, it doesn't even make the top three.  (Or; Three times Loki shapeshifts following Ragnarok, and one (1) time he does not. (Alternatively, how Loki unintentionally ends up bonding with the Revengers on the Statesman as a number of different creatures)).

so cute - this fic has influenced many of my loki headcanons and is just adorable

run down the vows of me by siv_siv_siv Mature 44,609 Thor is banished to Midgard. Only, this time, Loki is banished with him. An alternate Thor (2011) fic, where Loki tells the truth about letting the Jotnar into the vault, just after discovering the truth of his heritage on Jotunheim.

thor rewrite that focuses on thor and loki growing together during the movie plot.

~ Comeback ~ by anastacianott General Audiences (I would rate Teen+) 63,867 AU: Coming back for Loki's abandoned body led to the most incredible results Thor could ever imagine. Post Thor TDW.

shameless h/c fic set post t:tdw

Let Me Know if It Gets Above a Six by Sundial_at_Night Teen+ 65,188 “Mr. Loki?” asked the Spider cautiously. “Aren’t you—like—a bad guy?” he asked, voice full of only curiosity, as far as Loki could tell. His first thought was, yes. His second thought was no. His third thought was, sometimes? “It varies from moment to moment,” Loki answered honestly, prying his eyes open after they threatened to fall close. “But on a scale of one to ten, where are you at right now?” “Maybe a three?” The Spider-child nodded. “Cool,” he replied. “Let me know if it gets above a six. Or: Five times Peter Parker was there for Loki when it 'got above a six', and one time he wasn’t.

Im gonna be real with you the thor&loki takes a backseat to the loki&peter parker in this one but it is absolutely amazing and so much fun.

On Yonder Hill by bedlamsbard Not Rated (Id say Teen+) 80,394 “This is a terrible plan,” Loki said. “Absolutely dreadful.” “But you’ll do it, right?” Bruce said. “Of course.”   Five years ago, Thor died on the Statesman and Thanos wiped out half of all life in the universe. Now the Avengers have a plan to undo the Snap, but they're going to need the help of the last King of Asgard. That's not a problem; that's where things get interesting. That tends to happen around the God of Mischief.

avengers endgame rewrite that focuses on loki after losing thor and his efforts to bring him back along with those snapped

Memento Mori by GwendolynStacy Teen+ 81,637 Of the many people capable of carrying the fate of the universe on their shoulders by travelling back in time, Loki would have been the first choice of exactly nobody. With no allies, no plan and nobody on his side, Loki will just have to wing it. Or: That awkward moment when you've completed your redemption arc, but nobody else got the memo.

another time travel fix-it that i honeslty don't remember the specifics of but i must have loved it since it was in my bookmarks.

Grievance by PeaceHeather (Restricted) Not Rated 92,518 For a fill in Round 17 of Norsekink: "Someone starts to notice that Odin treats Loki in ways that are neglectfull and borderline abusive and starts to feel very uncomfortable about it. It becomes worse when people at court start to take after Odin's treatment of Loki. But they still don't feel comfortable voicing they're doubts out loud. And then the lip-sewing incident happens and they can no longer sit idly by while this happens. So this person just stand up and calls the rest of Asgard out on this bulshit, seriously the boy just cut of some hair, it's not like it wont ever grow back on it's own again.

loki-centric but has great loki & thor content within. is not the most friendly to odin or the warriors three though... but it has some great references to mythology thrown in!

also you have to have an ao3 account to read.

Fate's Guardian by PeaceHeather  (Restricted) Teen+ 98,531 Set roughly a year post-Thor:TDW, reference to events in Guardians of the Galaxy. Pretty much a shameless fixit fic. No pairings. A being shows up on Earth looking for Loki, the Avengers get pulled in to see what's going on, and they all learn what Loki has *really* been up to all this time. I dunno, I was in a mood to write something like this, so I did. First posted to FFnet, if you prefer to read it there.

by the same author as grievance. also need and ao3 account to access this one. shameless fix-it fic that is loki-centric. loki is the anti-hero/hero in this one but it is heavy with thor&loki content.

Skýli by PeaceHeather  (Restricted) Not Rated (Mature) 111,988 See also "Skeletons, Scenes, and Snippets" Chapter 9 - the one where Asgard's magic users go on strike and quietly evacuate Asgard, after Odin passes sentence on Loki post-Avengers. Some of them turn up on Earth, and SHIELD has to assess whether or not this is another invasion. or: SHIELD is called to Iceland to investigate a village that appeared out of nowhere, and discovers that Asgard's magic users have quietly gone on strike and left their realm completely. The reasons are unsettling, and the potential consequences could shake the Nine Realms before all is said and done.

So far, no one has wound up on as many fic recs of mine as PeaceHeather. they are probably my favorite fanfiction author of all time - having written 3 fics that are on my favorite fanfiction of all time rec. this one did slip through the cracks when i initially made this list because i had gone through my bookmarks for the loki&thor tag but this one has no relationships tagged.

it is another brainwashed loki fic that deals with asgardian politics, the avengers, and expands upon the magic system within the thor movies.

You Screamed For So Long We Forgot To Care Anymore by GalaxyThreads Teen+ 126,180 Five months after Thor drags his half-dead brother to Earth to plead asylum, things take a turn for the worse. With the older Asgardian out of commission and a sizeable threat overshadowing them, Clint becomes aware of two facts: One: Loki was tortured, mind-controlled, and manipulated into attacking Earth. Two: Loki knows none of this. (gen, no smut)

mind controlled and tortured loki with heavy hurt/comfort and a focus on thor & loki. the other avengers are also in this one

Awake Within a Dream by Thursdays_Angel Teen+ 126,582 What if Loki had believed the invasion and subsequent battle on Midgard to have been nothing more than an illusion?

tortured!loki and a lot of hurt/comfort. odin is good in this one.

Castles in the Air by cosmic_medusa Teen+ 182,326 Loki's first act as King is to collect his banished brother to aid his regency, however brief. Thor discovers that the political landscape is far from what it seemed, and that the lies of Odin have resulted in the threat of both his sons' safety and sanity. Drama, angst, double-crosses, butchering of folklore and history, and the epic bromance of Asgard's Princes ensues.

up there as one of the best pieces of fanfiction ive ever read. god i love when these fics explore asgardian politics and norse mythology. This focuses on loki as king and thor's relationship with him during it.

Ásgarðrian Galdr by Valerie_Vancollie Teen+ 479,713 What if Loki was able to warn his past self, so he did not lose control during his regency and was able to act as he normally would? What if he had been able to remain calm and in control of himself, and the situation? "How?" Loki demanded. "Betrayal," his future self stated simply, rage clear in every syllable. "But you must control your reaction and come to see me, or you will repeat my mistakes and we will miss an opportunity to take control and alter things in our favor." It would have changed everything.

this is literature disguised as a marvel time travel fanfiction. god this is amazing and has everything i love in this side of the fandom - politics, sci-fi, mythology... it's supposed to have 3 sequels but im not exactly counting on it. its still beyond amazing standing on its own. the things i would do to have a physical copy of this....

i'm not currently hyperfixated on these two but going through my bookmarks has brought me great joy. I might add more to this one day or maybe not. i'd love to hear your thoughts if you read any of these!

originally posted: 8/13/2024

[warlock-wizard-mage]

The Fetishization Of MLM relationships

DISCLAIMERS:

1.) this post is not trying to be transphobic or mysoginistic in any way. That would be disgusting and if you are either one of those it will not be tolerated and i will flag and block you.

2.)This is not an attack onany artist specifficaly or ppl who headcanon Sirius as transfem.

Now, onto the actuall discussion...

So this started with my post about 99% of wolfstar fanart making Sirius look like a woman and how it is a gross fetishization of a queer relationship.

As a masc person who ships a lot of MLM myself, i have noticed that sometimes when i see a fanart of my fave mlm ship, one of the more femme one out of the couple gets portraied in a very femmine way, sometimes to a point of no recognition where it straight up almost feels like a gender swap fanart (and its not).

I usually kept it no mind as it wasnt that usuall and didnt really interest me (for example, i used to be a huge Loki fan a few years back and every time id see a hyperfeminized loki it would be a Thorki fanart, so i just ignored it cuz i dont ship thorki )

HOWEVER

recently i got into marauders and when i searched up wolfstar fanart for the first time ever, MAJORITY of it was portraying Sirius as a baby girl (hyper femme, to the point where it looked like a hetero fan art)

That is why i got fed up, bc before it was scarce but this fandom has a problem.( Like how is it a majority of fanart?? you ppl okay??)

SO, how is this a gross fetishization and queerphobic you ask?

Ive actually seen a lot of people talk about it back in 2020/21 and since then had a few conversations about it with my friends, bc im not the only one who noticed this.

There is this phenomenon of CIS and HETERO girls/women that obsess over gay relationships. They ship mlm characters, maybe desire a "gay bestie" (but not a lesbian one), or even would like to have a bi bf (with a perfrence for women ofc).

I noticed this but didnt know what it was. It wasnt until i heard other people talk about it and talk about some research and studies and so on, that i found out what it all was about.

It is because girls/women in this society and era strive to be seen as equal by their partner, want to be seen as an equal by their partner- emotionaly and physically and so on. And subconciously or conciously they know that they cannot get that from a cishet male partner, so they obsess over the fictive desirable world of a gay male love. (Male bc theyre not queer themselves and fantasizing about a sapphic relationship would be very fruity.)

And while all of that is understandable and valid and actually quite sad, it does not change anything about the fact that these people then go on and invade queer spaces, take away representation, selfproject onto one of the men in the ship to the point where they hyperfeminize him bc they dont actually want to see two men in love, they just crave what the gay couple has.

ps: if you do this and you do not identify as a woman/girl, i am very sorry if this made you feel invalidated and i need to say that this doesnt apply to you, queer ppl obsessing over queer ships is no problem at all and you are valid

[fathers-marvel-blog]

Loki takes any opportunity to sit on Thor's lap, and Thor absolutely loves it and touches every part of his body bc that man loves physical touch 💗💗

[brattypagansub]

I’m in trouble

(Originally posted to ao3)

Thor has walked in on his and Loki’s kids playing the floor is lava

When Thor walked in the door he didn’t expect this. Granted in hindsight he probably should’ve but that’s neither here nor there. What is here and there is the fact that the floor is lava. And his kids are playing in it.

Thor felt his brain screech to a twisted metal wreck of what the actual hell is going on.

And there’s lava..

Love is nodding, apparently she knows yes the floor is lava but with actual lava (they are Loki’s kids alright)

HDUHS *incomprehensible dad panic nosies*

Ok the plan is there is no plan

For the love of Odin why is the cat on a throw pillow on the floor?!

Better question why is the lava burning so slow

Slow burning lava?

Good…

NO BAD

Ok think Thor you saved the nine realms and Midgar thrice surely you can do this.

Ok but hear me out… what if we don’t we let them chill for a bit and call Loki or Frigga or better yet both.

Just to be safe..

But what if Bjorn falls into the lava because let’s be honest he’s ‘kowabunga it is’ first ask questions never

Why is Love trying to push her brother Rollo in

Never mind that is between her and apparently her new idol Homicide Jack

JESUS CHRIST QUIT DOING PARKOUR FOR TWO SECONDS

For two seconds so Thor can think

Also a good question when is the game over?

Apparently the game is over when the music stops

Great

Good

Cool

Quick aside apparently the phone is across the room and on a loop.

Ok on the one hand Thor really wants to parent his way through this and on the other hand this is way above his parental responsibility.

Love… sweetheart… my first born and apple of my eye. Laser beam my phone and I’ll YEET your behind into the lava.

Now who was going to tell Thor that Loki might ask why this happened and blame him? Apparently they were waiting for him to tell on himself first.

The kids plus cat are fine by the way but he isn’t.

[kymera219]

For the Top Three Fandom Ask Game! I did indeed begin following you for the Teen Wolf content, but I would love to know more about your other fandoms. Unfortunately, I do not yet know what those are 🤔 so the Top 3 Ask game for any non-TW fandom you'd like to talk about!

Prior to Teen Wolf I was pretty big into the MCU so I'll answer for that one!

3 Male Characters I Love

Tony Stark

Loki

Rocket Racoon

3 Female Characters I Love

Sylvie

Hela

Agatha Harkness

3 Romantic ships I Love

Frostiron

Sylki

Thorki

3 Platonic Dynamics I Love

Tony and Jarvis interactions

Sam and Bucky banter

Agatha and Billy Maximoffs mentor/friendship

3 Favorite moments in Canon :

Basically anytime Tony was on the screen 🤣

Lokis hair in Thor TDW

Wanda finally going poof 😌

3 Favorite headcanons :

Tony and Loki totally had that drink together

Odin stole Loki, he wasn't actually abandoned

Steve had a relationship with Howard Stark

3 Least Favorite things about it

Civil War

Killing Loki in that brutal manner in Infinity Wars

That entire last Thor movie

Top 3 Fandom Asks Game

[bitchliteraria1906]

Sometimes I think my tumblr experience has always been pretty normal and then I remember that time when I checked a person's blog because we both liked Loki and they turned out to be a pro-lifer and a conservative in general despite being on the ace spectrum. They also had the headcanon of Loki being a pro-lifer himself, were a JK Rowling defender and liked Thorki fanarts made with AI.

[fiveht]

i have literally returned because i just got the BEST FUCKING ANSWER from you. please don't feel obligated to keep replying bc i WILL continue to keep gushing but. siri being 5'7 really warms the cockles of my heart bc that's my tall-for-a-girl height and the DREAM is a 6'5 daddy like remus. 10/10. i love that remus has these depraved (yet oddly wholesome) fantasies about his baby boy. and the funny thing is that siri is just fucked up enough to love it all. running out of letters but i love u

Are you kidding me I love this shit, I'd talk about them all fucking day if someone would listen. (I am very slow to respond sometimes, but that's my work schedule's fault.)

Sirius is definitely a little fucked up, and it's hard to blame him, with his upbringing. And he hasn't thought about any of this all that deeply because he hasn't felt the need to -- he knows that he likes thinking about daddy owning him, though the specifics of that statement are just kind of revealing themselves to him as they go along.

But Sirius is smart, too, and he wouldn't be in this at all if Remus hadn't first shown him that caretaker side. Because Sirius really wad just fucking around, having fun anonymously flirting with this hot daddy; feelings wouldn't have been a factor had Remus not looked after him on his birthday, or asked about his family, or bought him groceries just because. That's part of the ownership too. The caveman is hot because it's the opposite side of that coin. Sweet, calm, nurturing Remus has a switch in his head and all Sirius has to do to flip it is flutter his lashes and say "Hi daddy," and suddenly he's got this handsy, snarling, possessive man all over him.

"Everyone's gonna know my daddy marks up my throat 'cause he owns me." That was Sirius, that was the first time either of them voiced it. And up until that point, Remus hadn't even really let himself think about it in those terms, because that was literally like three minutes after they had kissed for the first time.

Sirius has taken every first step. Remus has just been pulled along from holy fuck he's hot to I'm going to fuck his brains out to he's mine all mine forever. Remus did not see this coming. You better believe he was biting his tongue HARD that first night in Sirius' bed. There were so many things he wanted to say, and nearly did. A few of them might slip free over Christmas.

As a side note, I will die on the hill of the wolfstar size difference. Remus as a gentle giant and Sirius as a tiny spitfire is my forever headcanon.

Your comments on my old Thorki fic always made me giddy (I did not realise you were the same person until after I responded to your last ask). I'm so flattered that you read off-pairing for me, and your enthusiasm makes me so fucking happy. Thanks friend ❤️

[uniiiquehecrt]

Thor Odinson

tagged by : @beheworthy bc i would ALWAYS like 💖💖💖

Give me a fictional character and I will say:

Favorite thing about them: His big dumb hero's heart. His compassion. How much he loves his home, his people, his family, his beloved, his friends — how much he loves.

Least favorite thing about them: //stares pointedly at his inability to form meaningful connections because Thor is Not Allowed to be Not Okay (even when it's obvious and people he loves asks him to share his heart).

Three things I have in common with them:

I am, myself, an elder sibling!! And one whose younger brother was/is someone I am incredibly close to, care a great deal about — that entire drama is very close to home for me.

A passion bubble for friends and family that's, on occasion, close to the surface... but otherwise am chill 👍

and .... bunt out golden child syndrome vibes. Especially that vibe of "do it on your own and put on your leader face at all times, because all eyes are on you, good luck"

Three things I don’t have in common with them:

His ... overly reserved nature. I've been told I can be serious but I don't think I brood the way he does.

One day I will be nearly half as eloquent in my speech outside of writing 🙏

The way that Thor is able to just command a room???? Goals. Total goals. I'm either very good at directing conversations or shaky at it and I wish I had Thor's level of confidence.

Favorite line:

"i would rather be a good man than a great king."

OR ALTERNATIVELY.

"is that why everything's on fire~?"

BROTP: Brodinsons 100% . Then the entire warriors + sif squad dynamics! I'm forever sad we never got more of them all together. Then Heimdall, because Thor deserves positive mentor figures in his life. (and as far as the avengers proper go: Thor/Steve absolutely deserves more recognition they were the og duo as far as Age of Ultron is concerned and y'all , we've all been sleeping.)

OTP: Fosterson ! :D They're adorable star-crossed lovers, and he loves her very much. (and she feels the same for him !)

NOTP: if i see (1) more fan art of thorki in the thor tag i will scream. I guess also bruce/thor and valkyrie/thor exist ...??? I'm not really sure who Thor's exactly shipped with in the MCU besides Jane.

Random Headcanon: One time I considered the thought of little!Thor being exceptionally friendly with his kitchen staff servants, and because he's a strong little guy, he'd pick up giant barrels 3x his size and lug them around just because he wants to be helpful. And he'd do it with or without the prize of getting snuck goodies (though he would definitely prefer the goodies, were it up to him.)

Unpopular Opinion: I'm not sure if this counts as an unpopular opinion exactly, but I do always find it interesting that in the Frozen Vault Scene in Thor (2011), what the cinematography and editors show us that sets Thor off is seeing the dead einherjar...

And I'd actually say that this triggers his anger more than the interruption of his crowning ceremony.

So with that in mind, I'm not actually sure that (most of) his rage regarding the situation was about the coronation at all, in that case. At least, not in comparison to the fear he states (semi-subtextually) about being strong enough to maintain Asgard's borders were. ("They know you are vulnerable.")

He actually seems to only be upset about the coronation AFTER Odin makes it very clear he's decided to change his mind and rescind the crown from him entirely ... which only further fuels the point that Thor isn't ready. (aka: the one thing Thor is keenly aware of, scared of, and is scared the Frost Giants also know.) Which, you know, he's not at that point in time, but I don't see a lot of people talk about the details of that particular inciting incident all that much.

(honestly the ENTIRE text and subtext of the frozen vault scene absolutely FASCINATES ME so maybe I'll do a deep dive on it one day idk)

Song SONGS I associate with them: ... //looks at my 5-minutes-until-13 hr playlist uh...

Glowing, Boreas, and Rounds by The Oh Hellos

Plant Life, The Real World, and Bird with a Broken Wing by Owl City

No Sanctuary by UNSECRET (ft. Sam Tinnesz and Fleurie)

Afterglow and Places by Portrair

Paper and Ink (fosterson) and Everything Changes in Time (brodinsons) by Madds Buckley ... also Hoping on Another Life by Madds Buckley

Favorite picture of them:

//pulls out my entire dark world screenshots folder bc are you really going to make me choose, quirks, are you really going to make me choose

soft beautiful 🥺🥺🥺🥺 precious boy ... give me more of that poncho look tho thanks

Tagging: @darkwee009 for pinkie pie or for kirby ! :D whichever you'd like more, friend !!!

[siblingskissing]

Do you have any rare incest ships that aren't paired together that often?

There's a few that there isn't much content for but I wouldnt say is necessarily rare. For instance I love rickcarl and while it doesn't have much content I wouldn't claim it's rare. But here's a couple incest/headcanoned incest ships I enjoy that aren't super popular (categorized by fandom)

The Walking Dead

RickCarl (Father/Son)

Daryl/Merle (Brothers)

Andrea/Amy (Sisters)

Grimescest (Full Family Pairing)

MichonneXCarl (Stepson/Stepmom)

Rickyl (Brothers AU)

Stranger Things

Wheelercest (Full Family Pairing)

Byerscest (Full Family Pairing)

WillJohn (Brothers)

BillyMax (Step Siblings)

NancyMike (Siblings)

Byler (Brothers AU)

WillHop (Stepfather/Stepson)

MCU/Marvel Properties

Thorki (Siblings)

Starker (Psuedocest? Idk I feel like they work as incest)

PeterXMay (Aunt/Nephew) (Any universe)

AaronMiles (Uncle/Nephew)

Moralescest (Full Family Pairing)

The Black Phone

FinneyXGwen (Siblings)

Basement Boys (Brothers AU) (tell me if y'all wanna see more about this cause 👀👀)

Harry Potter

FredXGeorge (Twincest)

SiriusXRegulus (Brothers)

[presidentlokis-hornyhelmet]

Behold! My Thorki stuff <3

Moodboard

☆Fics [AO3 links]

☆Headcanon

☆Fanvids:

In the Stars

Dandelions

☆SYLKIOR

Two O'clock Temptations

(i pour myself a cup) of that rich folgers aroma