#thor tournament

[ultimate-thor-tourney]

Round 1: Thor (The Bifrost Incident) vs Thor (marvel rivals)

propaganda under cut

Thor (tbi): "Stood up to Odin like a champ."

"There's a holiday named after him. It's called Trainfucker Friday."

Thor (marvel rivals): "He's peak Marvel Thor design imo. He's huge, like he's supposed to be, but he is also very much in shape, which gives him pointers, and that allows him to be in various combat situations. And his hammer is chonky as well, which is also pretty cool"

[loving-family-poll]

Ultimate Incest Tournament - Round 1

Propaganda under the cut:

Liam/Noel:

The incest rumours used to be common for good reason <3

those two have kissed and groped each other too many times

They are really weird about each other, they have kissed a few times, made incest jokes many times, wrote songs about each other (I could be your lover/you could be all mine) and had a break up so messy they haven't been on speaking terms for +10 years

The song that goes like "I'm your brother/ you're my lover" there are many such cases

"Liam's gotten all religious. It's quite disturbing. He thinks he's Abel for some weird reason. He wrote a new song called "Guess God Thinks I'm Abel." And I thought, "Right, so you think you're Abel. That must make me Cain. Doesn't Cain kill Abel?" But then the first line of that song is "You could be my lover." I'm not too sure about that. That's illegal, innit? It's kind of illegal for two brothers to make love. It's certainly frowned upon."

Thor/Loki:

i mean do i even have to say it. Look at them. theyre in love and in hate and have crazy chemistry. *chef's kiss*

Listen I know adopted brothers are normally the cowards way out but Thor/Loki is so fucking good

Hot friendly jock plus hot grumpy twink, what more could you want?

If they'd only fucked out their issues all those alien invasions and other evil plots could've been avoided

[theultimatejackoff]

ROUND 9 L BRACKET 2

our first contenders of round two areee

CHRIS KRATT VS CHRIS HEMSWORTH!

Chris Kratt is known for his work on children shows and animal conservation!

Chris Hemsworth has become iconic in his role as Thor in the marvel cinematic universe, and also keeps being voted as the hottest guy in America or something idk I'm gay

[lokiinmediasideblog]

Tournament of Lokis 2024: Round 4

Propaganda:

MCU!Loki:

Looks like a pretty 90s goth girl.

GOW:

It's the BOI!

[best-green-character]

Best Green Character Round 1-F

[pyreneese]

Round 1 Part 4 Battle of the Blorbos

*into microphone* it’s time to turn Tumblr feral with this one

Thought it’d be fun to do a battle royale of all the blorbos I’ve ever had. A lot of them were Tumblrsexymen so this’ll be interesting. Feel free to reblog with propaganda.

also sorry to my mutuals if this getting annoying lol! If you want to block it, all of this is going to be tagged Tournament

[swiftpolls]

last weeks winner: iron man (2008)

[bestmothertournament]

[straightbaittournament]

may the best bait win! propaganda under the cut

valkyrie and thor:

Like a lot of ships with a white man and a woman of color, their chemistry and history get shunted to the side by racist writers and fans who refuse to acknowledge them as anything other than friends.

alexa, liana, jeremy, and ian:

the Only barbie animated movie where the girl(s) do not end up with a guy. alexa & liana live together and enact a ton of romantic tropes together, the twin guys do flirt with them but then the girls are separated from them by... a magic rainbow. they do dance together at the end of the movie... before the girls leave to go live together again. wearing dresses that are literally the bi and lesbian pride flags. no joke. cottagecore wlw separated from potential male love interests by literal magic rainbow the gayest barbie movie

[characterswithgodsnamesbattle]

Prelims

Poll A8

9 contestants, 4 spots for the tournament

[ferbracket]

Candace Competition

Mandy. ''Oh, my gosh! My brothers, Thaddeus and Thor, are constantly building the most annoying contraptions on Earth!''

Vanessa. ''I can't believe it, Lacie. I look like a walking candy cane.''

[ultimate-thor-tourney]

Round 1: Thor (stargate sg-1) vs Donar (Dislyte)

propaganda under cut

Thor (sg-1): (no propaganda submitted)

Donar (dislyte): "he’s a silly guy your honor"

[lokiinmediasideblog]

Tournament of Lokis: Round 5

Propaganda:

TBI:

T&L:BB:

I'm under no impression that he'll win as he's far from cute, but it's my favorite Thor comic run. I love woobifying the fuck out of that bastard old man. I saw it compared to Jon Gardner's Grendel and it's an apt description and explains why it gave me brainworms.

[eldest-sibling-tournament]

Eldest Sibling Tournament — Round 1, Part 2

[wasted-women]

ROUND 1D, MATCH 2 OUT OF 8!

Causes of Death & Propaganda Under the Cut:

Gamora

Cause of Death: Thrown down a great height

Propaganda:

Ugh okay, I know the writers bring her character back, but that is a past Gamora who does not even remember her recent team mates, the Guardians of the Galaxy. And this new Gamora does not show up till 7~ movies later. I absolutely hated watching Gamora die and then the movie showing her abusive dad crying over her, after he physically and mentally abused her for years and literally murdered her "for the greater good". And then of course her boyfriend Peter hear the news and has a mental breakdown. His sadness is so great that the good guys are unable to stop Gamora's dad and thus Endgame happens. I completely understand if you don't want to add her, I just wanted to give her a shot. My anger really stems from Gamora being an abuse survivor, then has to meet up with her abuser who murderers her in cold blood. Especially since she was one of the main characters in Guardians of the Galaxy. And I get the feeling that the writers for Infinity War/Endgame were not in communication or agreement with the Guardians of the Galaxy writer since GotG's writer had to bring her back out of nowhere for his story to work.

Gamora was raised to be a living weapon and she escaped her abusive life and found a new family who loved her and was even repairing her relationship with her (also abused) sister. Her murder was ALL ABOUT her abuser and how he felt sort of conflicted about throwing her off a cliff - and then all about her boyfriend and how upset he was about her death. Like I even liked her and Peter's relationship, but she also had her sister and friends and we never get into how her death affected them. We never get into how horrific her death was or how tragic it is that her life was cut short and what a waste to the universe it was because she was such a hero. It's just about the men's feelings. Ugh. (also yes technically she was brought back from a different timeline, but it's also very clear that Gamora is a different person, with her own story, and that og Gamora is dead and never coming back).

Killed off for Thanos and Quills man pain and for no other reason.

Natalia Romanoff

Cause of Death: Self-sacrifice to get the Soul Stone

Propaganda:

[No Propaganda Submitted]

Jane Foster

Cause of Death: Cancer

Propaganda:

her getting fridged in love and thunder made me so mad because 1. The movie was about her! I know it's a Thor movie but they literally advertised her as a female Thor. And her conflict about her own mortality is at the core of the film. 2. She dies for not just one man, but two men's character arcs! When she dies, it serves as a redemption for the main villain, and it shows Thor a lesson about how being with her wouldnt make him happy. Because she literally died and now he cant be with her! And because of her death, the villain decides not to kill all the gods. So it could have been a self sacrifice except, oh no! She dies from cancer! A completely arbitrary death!

[dark-mcu-ship-tourney]

Poll #1: Thor Odinson/Loki Laufeyson VERUS Sylvie Laufeydottir/Loki Laufeyson

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