#tho I wouldn’t be surprised

[honey-olive]

CHAPTER 137!??

[zeb-z]

see ok I don’t think it’s bad who stole the furniture because he didn’t go to f5 and zoom in on himself a billion times

[zomboivex]

Posts creative content: crickets

Shitposts: large audience clapping

Yes… all things are as they should be.

[daincrediblegg]

Genuinely with my whole heart I think 99% of lori’s beef with rick is that he was way too bisexual for her cis wasp ass to even begin to comprehend

[theshadowrealmitself]

I did say I was gonna try to kill that prude in my head, so today we’re talking about student/teacher kinks

Obviously, I wouldn’t go for it in real life, combination of a lot of things like: never actually been attracted to any of my teachers, terrified at the thought of being in a relationship with someone who holds power over me, would absolutely be devastated if people thought my grades and academic success were because I was screwing a professor, etc

And I do feel like mentioning why I wouldn’t do it in real life is important to this discussion because I feel like it influences how I enjoy that kink, I’ve always been a bit of a teacher’s pet who wants to excel and be recognized for excelling

(still a bit of a pet in that regards, had a workshop this week where I showed up extremely prepared, engaged with the ta by answering questions and actively listening to the mini lecture, and when I asked for help with a tiny part, she took over my laptop and wrote down a shit ton of suggestions for me because she was happy I was trying while the rest of the class was just kind of ignoring her, I will be riding this high for awhile)

So obviously I’m not really into the s/t where the dynamic is degradation, I’m not a “bad student” that needs to be “punished” (I’d cry if I was called a bad student honestly), and I’m not into “student screws professor for better grades”, because again, for me, it’s about succeeding on my own and being recognized for that, so I’m only into it when the dynamic is praise kink stuff

Which unfortunately brings me to my final problem, so much praise kink stuff heads into kind of,, is infantilizing the right word? that kind of area, like yeah, I wanna be called a good girl/boy, but again, the point is that I’m competent, that the prof is impressed with me, I don’t wanna be treated like a kid or a dog, I wanna be treated like a competent, succeeding student that they want to reward so badly and they also find me attractive, but that takes backseat to everything else

So yeah, those are my thoughts on that kink from the perspective of someone who used to be a huge teacher’s pet (and now only kind of has moments of that)

[lyriumsings]

love and deepspace is so wild i went in expecting minimal fan service, a blank slate mc, lots of stuff it wanted me to buy what i got was an insanely fun combat system, tons of ways to earn currency, an MC with: a traumatic backstory, PTSD, heart problems and not one but TWO glocks!?! and yeah the men are there too and are absolutely down bad for the mc LMAOO SKAJSJ

[kriminalistic]

no talk me i angy

[nyxypoo]

takiishi cums inside you without realizing the risk and when you tell him that you're pregnant one day and he's the father, he glances down at your stomach and flat out rejects the whole pregnancy with a simple "no."

[fishyartist]

The beast (slay the princess) 🤝 Falin touden (delicious in dungeon)

^women who get chimeric feathers and wings and claws and tails and then murder you so so so so violently! yay! <3

[akkivee]

THE THIRD DIVISION RAP BATTLE IS BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-physicality]

So the preseason is over and I’ve written out my little pieces of paper to make this roster… and I don’t know how it’s going to happen

[grntaire]

i used to joke about wishing someone could take my perfect pitch away bc it very much does suck in a lot of ways but now that i feel like i might be losing it i’m like uhhhh. please come back

[glitch-in-the-code]

1970’s carnival game save me…

[soliusss]

Let him out of the drowning cube right this instant!!!! (Dazai can stay there he’s annoying)

[jeanmoreaux]

whyyyyy would you write a disney mulan retelling and SUBTRACT from the queer subtext instead of ADDING to it?!?!?!!! also i fear the author is gunning for a very basic, very straight love triangle and i don’t think i am strong enough to deal with that

[alpinelogy]

…how bad is it when you can find nothing on ao3 so you just reread your own fucking smut that you wrote