#thisobald

[bhaal-battle-beer-bard]

🍻To lifelong friends!

🍻🥂🌙🥂🍻

Even if life only lasts one night.

Bhaalbattlebeerbard vs. Thisobald Thorm pt. 4 Bhaalbattlebeerbard feat. Thisobald Thorm pt. 4

[beecreeper]

Fucked up brewer buddies

[repugnantrafflesia]

Please please please

Let me hug the brewmaster, just one time!

One time!

He probably gives *the best* hugs.

[tuxxydo]

since there was no real answer given (only implied) i like to think that thisobald was just... BORN a weird flesh centaur.

[taygra5shaon]

Persuasion 20✨

just found weirdly funny to be able to make those guys kill themselves just with with your words...

[hannahmationstudios]

Another doodledump 'cause I love drawing hands and tragic parent-child relationships. Thisobald Thorm deserved better 2kforever

[creaturefeaturecommando]

It feels like when you say you headcanon Gale as fat or chubby people automatically assume that you’re saying he looks like Thisobald Throm or something and that’s why they get all mad and huffy and make up eleven hundred reasons as to why Gale can’t possibly be fat

[crisurdiales]

Shar's Sanctuary, the Thorms, Nightsong and Moonrise towers. On with the party!

An explorer's journal in Faerun:

Pages 1-10 - Pages 11-20 - Pages 21-30 - Pages 31-40 - Pages 41-50 - Pages 51-60 - Pages 61-70 - Pages 71-80

[sundroppaladin]

Let's just say that my Tav doesn't have very high blue murderous alcohol tolerance

[sky-ham]

saw that Cleric was the least played class so I decided to play it for my Honor mode run and it's the most fun I've ever had in this game so far

with the right build not only can you can hit like a truck and lock down an area, you can also debuff / damage enemies regardless if they hit or miss you

don't touch the cleric challenge

[writingjourney]

You have to respect that they put as many little freaks as possible into Act 2 of BG3. Like, they really catered to the crazy bitches and added multiple flavors to choose from.

[bhaal-battle-beer-bard]

✨️🍺Find yourself a partner, that looks at you, like Saulus is looking at Thisobald Thorm🍺✨️

😄😁😄

Bhaalbattlebeerbard vs. Thisobald Thorm pt. 5 Bhaalbattlebeerbard feat. Thisobald Thorm pt. 5

[softness-and-shattering]

Im not the first person to complain about fatphobia in baldurs gate 3. Its just a lot worse than not being able to make fat player characters, tav or durge. Its that there are almost no fat people at all in this whole world.

Ive played close to 300 hours, and I havent fully explored act 3. There's some characters who are quite large. Halsin is tall and broad but he has a trim six pack. So does Karlach, despite being buff she has quite a narrow waist. Weird to be a barbarian without serious core strength. Korilla and Hope are very curvy, but no belly.

I can only think of two actually fat characters are neither are great. One is Glut, the myconid sovereign who asks you to betray Spaw, when you have no other reason to dislike Spaw. Firstly, the name. Glut - Glutton - he's fat. You dont have to also name him fatso. He feel entitled to a colony of myconids and is happy to kill Spaw about it, its just an ownership rulership ambition there's no justice to it. And if you refuse you have to kill him. So firstly he's non-human, non-humanoid, the hobgoblin specifically states than myconids have way less going on mentally than the player character and its kind of unclear to me if they're a hivemind or not. In that fantasy grey area of if they're properly people rather than unusually conscious vegetables. And he's also basically an asshole.

The other fat character is Thisobald Thorm. To begin with he's undead, and the son of a major undead villain. Not a great start. Second, he has four legs. Yes there are lots of unusual human variations and I suppose a person could have four legs and that would be fine. But why make that Thisobalds 'quirk'. Its clearly that he's soooo fat that he cant possibly move around on two legs so lets give him another set and make him monstrous. He needs to move around because he can be a mini-boss battle and it would be soooo hard to animate two big legs, or even two comically small legs. Nah we gotta give him four, evoke monstrosity. And then, the ways that encounter can go, is you either totally ignore him, or you interact. If you interact, you have to kill him, and if you talk your way through it he literally explodes from being too fat. Theres lines about his stomach seems like its going to burst open from all its holding and then it does. And then theres no body left behind, just the pile of gore thats also left behind when you raise zombies. He cant even be a humanoid corpse, he explodes so violently from sheer fatness that nothing recognisable is left behind.

And yes I know the excuse is that hes drinking this super intense poison alcohol brew and thats what gets him. That doesnt make it better. I dont know of any toxic substance that makes a person explode. Its not otherwise explosive. That isnt a thing that happens. There's no point someone gets so fat and so full that they explode. Its a gross outcome for a character you're intended to be entirely disgusted by. (its also not any kind of representation for people who consume various uh tabboo substances but I cant really speak to that aspect).

Two fat people, neither entirely human or allowed to be a person, one an asshole and one with no good ending. Like. cmon. You figured out how to animate dragonborn faces, and tails, you can have people be fat. It isnt actually a monstrous trait its actually super normal, its weird and urealistic that everyone in all of Faerun is slim. That doesnt happen in real life. The gender/sex options, and the vitiligo, thats fantastic. Yes keep representing and letting us play as all kinds of different people. Add some body types that arent just tall short/slim muscular too! For the player and the NPC's.

[dirtybg3confessions]

Confession: i have carnal feelings for thisobald thorm and i can NEVER tell a single person in this whole wide world. i know. i know.

[kokoro--nerd]

A Thorm family reunion must be hella awkward.

Isobel Thorm - cleric of Selûne (your father's ex-goddess), the youngest daughter of the Thorm family, probably takes after the mother more

Dame Aylin - daughter of Selûne, basically ruined the Thorm family by having hots for the fresh young cleric. moonmaiden? More like moon mating, hahahaha, Aylin probably can't hear shit

Ketheric Thorm - overprotective father that doesn't approve of Aylin bc of age gap and her immortality but also because he can't accept that his little girl is all grown up boo hoo

Melodia Thorm - the only sane family member that likes Aylin (if they met) and (probably) approves bc she's literally the daughter of Selûne so why not try to be in-laws with your goddess????

Thisobald Thorm - Isobel's drunk brother who claims they're not alcoholic even though that beer gut says otherwise, prolly a jolly good chap pre-shadowcurse but we will never know

Malus Thorm - dude, your uncle is so old he is speaking Shakespeare???? How is he still allowed to be a doctor when he can't control his nurses??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT ANESTHETICS ARE???

Gerringothe Thorm - WHO INVITED THIS BITCH??? NOW WE HAVE TO THROW GOLD AT HER TO LEAVE US ALONE??? GOD DAMN IT, DON'T INVITE HER!! SHES LITERALLY SCROOGE!!