#this woman is 50yo

[velvetcloak]

li bingbing

[syrenki]

post depressive episode clarity like what the fuck do you mean they'll never disappear, just fade.

[witchcraftingboop]

I wanna read a fantasy novel with a lil character as nihilistic and untethered as I am. Like just once I wanna see a character go: "Did I work hard (eh) to get here? Yeah. Am I 100% okay with throwing it all away for a petty squabble? Already done." I'm so tired of the heroes being so obsessed with maintaining what they've achieved. Life tosses you curve balls all the time and sometimes you gotta just let it ride out. That king disrespected you? Let his entire kingdom burn without your aid. I don't ask for much, just a lil chaos and unhinged behavior and irredeemable damage to their reputation that follows them into every interaction thereafter

[pirateswhore]

I know what Emma's outfits in s6 remind me of.

going back home for the holidays but you didn't pack enough clothes so your mum gives you some of hers to wear.

[reginasbread]

Sônia Braga attending "Lord of The Rings. The Two Towers" premiere, 2002.

[malindulo]

Cilian Murphy's face is really interesting to me because he looks like a woman but specifically he looks like a fully grown, even middle-aged or old woman, most men who look like women are young little twinky androgynous things but Cilian is a broad-faced (no pun intended) man who looks his age at 47 & yet is still feminine

[chaoyte]

"i hate when straight people say partner" translation: "i have no real problems and i want everyone to clap for how special i am for being gay"

[ilovefredjones]

actually i had a job over christmas where i personalised christmas decorations & this lady gave me hers & told me she wanted me to write ‘brunel’ on it bc that’s the name of her dog. and she said ‘he was named after the victorian engineer’ and i was like ‘omg i love him!!’ like that is a normal thing to say about this dead victorian man

[yukeycardtsunoda]

don't you love it when your dad decides to upset both of you and you argue while the dude just sits and eats his lunch

[eluxcastar]

hello!! how are you doing?

Hihii I'm doing good (*￣︶￣) just got back from like two weeks or something of motivation death (_ _;) how are you doing dear?

[piccori]

went to the doctor's and he was wearing a one piece tshirt. bro i am not making it

[bugf0lk]

The Barbie movie: "You don't have to be extraordinary as a woman. You don't have to be extraordinary as a man. You don't have to be extraordinary at all. You just need to be yourself for yourself."

50yo newly divorced men: "Erm,,, wow this WOKE FEMINISM is OUTTA CONTROL!!!1!!"

[ddeck]

I would like to hear about Prova 👉👈🥺

okay here she is. Prova is a very old prequels era OC of mine. she lives on coruscant and owns a tea shop that is also her flat

she is around 50yo during clone wars. wanted to get a medical degree, ended up running a tea shop. she is generally not very good at advertising or customer service so the shop is empty half the time. no one in the neighborhood knows how she hasn't gone bankrupt yet. a lesbian, terribly single but will get her old woman yuri storyline down the line. designated hater. hates the republic > republic turns into empire > hates the empire > chases stormtroopers out of her shop with a broom

[hard--headed--woman]

to continue the "TRAs' brain exploding at the sight of gnc women" series, today i went to a small shop with two of my friends because they both wanted bubble tea, and of course the woman who works there calls me "madame" when she asks me if i want something too. she was around 40 or 50yo i think. i say no, thank you, and then go out of the shop with my friends. we stay outside, in front of the shop, while they drink, and suddenly we see the other (this time young, 25 maybe) woman who works here and apparently just finished her day of work going out and walking towards us. she looks at me and says with an apologetic smile "hi, i just wanted to tell you i am sorry that my boss misgendered you. i wanted to say something but you know she's my boss so i didn't dare. sorry about that". i just look at her like ????? for a second before replying "she didn't misgender me...". my friends told her she was nice for saying that but i was just 😑. why did you think i was trans ???? because i have short hair and wear a shirt from the men's sections ???

[chengo-blaqcock]

Who is this guy you ask...?

I'm a 50yo Black Gentleman with a dirty and open mind but also comedic, charismatic, and vibrating with high level intellectual thought.

I'm a sapiosexual brotha....

9" mushroom head for all the needy and curious ones...

I'm a business man by day and a bit lighthearted and playful freak at all times.

I come here to release my mind and stress.

I adore an erotic woman....

I love a curious woman...

I meet lots and lots of women here who are feeling inquisitive about a black man. I love talking to them.

If you are feeling a little misguided or undecided and you want some purpose in ya life then get in my DM

[beastwars-transformers]

The obsession with youth SUCCCKSSSSSSSSS I have to cough up $32 for acne treatment just so my family shuts up about my appearance and 50yos get upset when I don’t card them and they’re always like “you’ll miss looking like this” when I complain how so many people think I’m 15. I was getting custom hot rod flame nails for my birthday and an old ass woman came in for WAXING and everyone thought I was weird and gross when I said it was a waste of money. My mom wants us to pay for her Botox for her birthday. How do you people live like this.