#this will be so funny

[machiavelli]

Sono ad un matrimonio circondata da spagnoli…

FORZA GEORGIA MAKE THOSE BITCHES SAD AHAJAHHAH

[1asbrightasthestars3]

BOOK PROMPT: a scientist that went mad because of the unanswered questions but their experiment is the dumbest shit ever. Hear me out;

Scientist: ...and now my grand experience will be complete!

Hero: why are you doing this?!

Scientist: so I can finally understand how they make 'my little pony', and you can't stop me!!

Hero: *laughs* huh? you serious?

Scientist: *deadpans* yes! Why are you laughing!

And you can't ever piss him off cuz although he's incredibly idiotic, he's also incredibly smart and powerful.

Villain: I'm going to rule over the world and you can't stop me!

Scientist: and you can't stop me from finding out what happened to Jim Hopper in stranger things!

Villain: oh dude, the forth season is out you know? Just watch it.

Scientist: you're telling me I just spent two years for nothing. *Laser blasts the roof*

Villain: damn man and I thought I was messed up.

DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?? DO YOU SEE MY VISION

[ek300-theprototype]

I just bought the funniest thing, now I need a knife and a hot glue gun

[gcldfanged]

ㅤusually they've got a pretty good knack for identifying a good target to steal from — someone who's not likely to notice quick fingers dipping into their pockets, who'll remain oblivious until the thief is a block or two away — but every now and then they fuck up. this happens to be one of those instances. poor judgement has resulted in their wrist grabbed before they can scarper off with what they've managed to get their hands on, and byan freezes as a wave of panic washes over them. wide eyes dart to the man's face, but they otherwise maintain composure in spite of the fear that begins to build in their chest.

ㅤㅤ" just a joke, man. "ㅤit's a weak lie and they know it, but they don't have to talk their way out of this — just need to distract long enough until they can tear themself free one way or another. keeping eye contact, they flash a devious grin while their free hand discreetly moves toward their pants pocket, where one of their numerous knives lay hidden.ㅤ" chill. let me go an' you can keep your shit. "ㅤㅤ(feel free to lmk if you'd like something else sent! i just love the concept of byan being caught mid-theft & jae feels like the perfect candidate for that lmao)

[I LOVE IT, WHAT A LITTLE SCAMP-]

Maybe it's because there's a big crowd, maybe it's because there've been slim pickings for this street kid, or maybe it's the dumb reusable bag covered in anime kitty cats slung over Jae's elbow with green onions poking out of the top- whatever it is, his new acquaintance has made a terrible choice trying to sneak up on a man who kills people for a living.

The younger man is not without skill, he'd managed to keep hidden so it wasn't quite so obvious he'd been staking Yoon out in particular. But the follow through was enough to make him almost cry- Seriously, who had taught this kid to be a grifter?

"Sheesh, kids these days..." Jae-hyo sighs heavily, twisting Byan's arm just so- then he can't make a clean getaway without straining something or doing some impressive gymnastics.

"You gotta do something to lead the eye, fool! Bump into them, make a big scene apologizing and straightening them out afterwards, flirt with them, just make sure they're focused on your snot-nosed little face and not their wallet..." he trails off, making sure his own money is taken back and quite secure.

"And then shit like this won't happen."

'This' being Jae armed with a wicked looking balisong he'd plucked off of his unwilling student for the evening.

"Damn, this is actually a pretty nice piece... I'm keepin' it so maybe this lesson will stick up there in that dumb little baby brain of yours," he explains, flipping the knife closed and tap-tap-tapping his index finger against Byan's forehead.

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[izzythedemigod]

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

[atompalace-official]

….well, she’s got the spirit!

[nekopuff]

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

[thankstothe]

!👏

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[sergle]

hank green's 2025 bingo card is gonna make me pass out

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.