#this whole thing is getting ridiculous
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you always are either ignoring or just joking in response to hate. How about taking real responsibility for your words????
yeah because i either dont gaf or find it funny. you hating on me because i make satire posts about soda on tumblr dot com is funny. youre funny
#also the fuck you mean responsibility#what words#how do you even know i ignore hate? are you sending it to me and then get pissy i just dont reply?????#this whole thing is getting ridiculous#moles swilling
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listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.
like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been
#like you get why all the fics about those two are insane right. the narrative is just so goddamn compelling#and thats not even getting into the whole thing abt the serum curing steve of every ailment except his love for bucky#which makes him realize it was never an ailment to begin with (despite the commonly held beliefs about homosexuality in the 1940s)#and bucky being *electroshocked* again and again into forgetting steve#like howd you make your gay ass movie that gay and not realize it. its kinda impressive#sorry for the ridiculous stucky retrospective its 4am and i rewatched the winter soldier recently#its not that deep. its not its not its not . but if it was anything other than what it is it could have been. and thats the worst part#shut up riley#marvel#stucky
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i started origins again. this is pim. he was made to die
#my city elf elven mage who was created only to be destroyed <33333#he is kissing alistair (god bless mods)#dragon age#dragon age origins#dao#my art#ocs#his whole thing is essentially he doesn’t want to be here at all#he escaped the gaze of the circle for his whole life until his family abandoned him#and by the time he was snatched up by the templars he was already incredibly adept at magic#so when he was put in the circle he was like a wet cat in a bathtub like GET ME OOOUUUT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE PLEASE LET ME GO#and he passed his harrowing ridiculously fast#only to be immediately handed over to the wardens HAHAH#this is like the worst year of his life#alistair is the only thing making it bearable for him rn
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lando: to have some of those privil- uhm privile- shit… SORRY
george: THAT’S A FINE!!
[source: @/ln4norris on X]
#SEND HIM TO COMMUNITY SERVICE GULAG#pls make max and lando do community service tgt 🙏🏻#im alr sad that charles did not get community service#this whole thing is so ridiculous that it's funny#lando norris#george russell#qatar gp 2024#qatar sprint 2024
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CAREFUL SIFFRIN!
CAREFUL SIFFRIN!!!
CAREFUL SIFFRIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!
#in stars and time#in stars and time siffrin#isat#isat siffrin#isat fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#siffrin fanart#siffrinposting#SIFFRIN#demon core#yes that is supposed to be the demon core#Siffrin would 100% mess with it#considering the whole super potion incident#careful SpongeBob#that’s how you’re supposed to read the above text btw if anyone somehow did not get the reference#I love disappearing from the internet and not posting anything and then coming back with the most ridiculous doodles and shit#also fun fact I’m 23 hours into the game and JUST did the friend quest#I’m so slow lol#also I will activate the sus quest by accident considering that I keep reclicking areas that had things that I already took because-#I FORGOR
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It’s Eddie’s own fault, really, that things turned out this way (he says, as if he’s in any way displeased with the outcome).
It’s just that once they’d started dating, once Steve had realized that his touch was invited and welcomed, he’d become so open with his affection, whenever and wherever he could be.
He holds Eddie’s hand, he hugs him “hello,” he kisses him “goodbye” (and, frankly, any other time he thinks he can get away with it), he’s always pulling Eddie up close to him when they sit (or pulling Eddie right into his lap, or, once he’s been assured that he’s not that heavy, sitting himself on Eddie’s lap), he’s forever orbiting in Eddie’s space, and Eddie is living for it.
He’s never had anyone love him so openly before, so proudly. It’s fucking marvelous.
Naturally, Eddie starts looking for ways to return the favor; little ways to let Steve know that he’s just as loved.
And it starts with his car keys.
He asks Steve to grab them for him because they’re still on the counter and Eddie’s already halfway out the door. When Steve hands them over, Eddie makes sure to take a moment to lean in and peck him on the cheek with a quick, “Thanks, babe.”
And after catching the pleased, pink flush that spreads over Steve’s cheeks at that, there’s no way Eddie isn’t going to do it again.
After Steve brings him a beer the next time they’re watching a movie together, Eddie gives him a quick kiss on the cheek and tells him, “Thanks, angel.”
After Steve pays for dinner on date night (they take turns, no complaints, no skipping, no matter how much one or the other might argue I can get it this time), Eddie takes a furtive glance around the empty restaurant parking lot before pressing his lips to Steve’s cheek with a quiet, “Thank you, baby.”
After Steve brings him the towel he’d left inside the next time the kids are over to use the pool, he gets a big kiss on the cheek and a saccharine, “Thank you, sweetheart” (at which most of the kids groan and boo about PDA, which results in Eddie flipping them off while Steve kisses him full on the mouth, because they are mature adults).
If Eddie had stopped to think about it, he might have recognized it as a sort of (benign!) conditioning. He doesn’t actually stop to think about it, however, until one afternoon when Steve brings him lunch while he’s working on a campaign.
“Thanks, Steve,” Eddie mumbles, barely glancing up from his notebook.
It takes him almost a full minute to realize that Steve hasn’t moved – and only then because Steve pointedly clears his throat.
Pulled from his plotting stupor, Eddie blinks up at Steve, who is staring right back at him. “What?”
“Forgetting something?” Steve asks, glancing down at the sandwich and chips he’d brought in.
Eddie frowns, thinking back. “I said thank you.”
Steve raises his brows, clearly unimpressed that Eddie is still missing some kind of point, and then he tilts his head just slightly up and to the left, baring the side of his face.
Eddie stares, uncomprehending, for moment longer before– “Oh, shit, right!”
He pops up out of his chair and presses a kiss to Steve’s cheek, then another, and another, until Steve’s smiling at him and trying not to laugh.
“Sorry, darlin’,” Eddie murmurs against his skin. “Won’t happen again.”
“Better not,” Steve chides, but from the way his arms wind over Eddie’s shoulders, pulling him closer as he turns his head to catch him in a proper kiss, Eddie can tell that he’s far from displeased.
[Prompt: Cheek kisses]
#here you guys get an extra thing this week because it is my birthdaaaay and I wanted to post a thing#this is a whole pile of ridiculousness though lemme tell you#steddie#eddie munson#steve harrington#stranger things#eddiesteve#solar wrote
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Currently trapped in an never ending cycle where I open my notes for the Abyss AU fully intending on following them before waking up dazed two hours later after Luo Binghe himself possessed my body and wrote 2k words for me
#he can’t keep getting away with this#whats the point of having planned out the whole fic IF THINGS KEEP GETTING OUT OF ORDER#i gotta exorcise this man out of my body this is getting ridiculous
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A whumpee who gets very tachycardic when they have a fever. Standing up makes them short of breath, they can just feel their heartbeat going faster than usual, reverberating through their whole body, making them feel desperately dizzy.
#listen im currently sick with the plague and i need to know#does everyone get horrible tachycardia with fevers or is it a me thing?#like i have ultra severe pots and i am tachycardic all the time but it gets so bad with fevers it's ridiculous#also my nose is so stuffy and itcy and i can feel my heartbeat in my whole body and especially in the tip of my nose for some reason#so every harder heartbeat sets my nose off and im so tired#this shit is only fun when my faves have it wtf#fevers#sicknario
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#bye felicia
Pocahontas (1995)
#i end all my arguments this way#pocahontas (1995)#disney's pocahontas#disney pocahontas#disney john smith#pocahontas x john smith#pocahontas#john smith#pocahontasedit#pocahontasgif#disneyedit#disneygif#fyeahpocahontas#disneyfeverdaily#pocajohn#queso*edit#queso*gif#moment of all time. notice this is a parallel to john doing that dude thing of swinging on the tree branch earlier#whoever is elevated over the other physically has the advantage in the conversation/thinks they're in the right#every time john does it he gets humbled Immediately and it's hilarious#and he takes it like a champ. he even normally lowers himself around pocahontas throughout the movie#also i've seen ppl give john a lot of flack for this moment but i never saw a reason to hate him for it?#john's whole character is about being able to grow and unlearn the prejudices and toxicity you've been taught all your life#he's a flawed man and he's stubborn and he's trying to win an argument#but she schools him and he accepts that he was wrong. she puts down a boundary later on and he accepts that too#hating on him for not being mr. perfect at the top of the film is ridiculous imho#pocahontas is flawed too but for different reasons. they're both flawed people and they help each other grow in their own ways#there's a lot of give-and-take in this relationship and i really adore that#10/10 ship to Me#help i'm hyperanalyzing disney's pocahontas again
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Final manifestations for Book 7?
I'm trying REALLY hard not to build up any solid expectations, because I wanna go in ~fresh~! they're already so far away from anything I thought would happen (not in a bad way, I'm just accepting that I'm on Miss Yana's Wild Ride at this point and we're seeing this thing through 'til the end, by gum). so it's nothing too major, but:
they've been handing new crying expressions out like candy lately, I want to see some delicious Malleus tears.
honestly I want everyone to cry buckets. their tears sustain me. the more Silver angst specifically I get the happier I am.
SILVER!!!! 👏 VANROUGE!!!! 👏
just let him have this. the poor boy's been through so much. let him have his big "I'm proud of you, son" moment with Lilia.
I'm 100% expecting Grim's arc (and probably whatever's going on with Crowley) to be its own episode, but a nice hook to leave us hanging on would be good!
a nice hook though, please, I don't think I can take another "Grim is attacking us! now wait eight months to find out what happens :)" cliffhanger...
some Meleanor? as a treat? just a little bit, a tiny quick flashback or something, please Twst I just, I just want to see her again. let her have a little ghost cameo like Dawnathan Knight got. Lilia and his kids are all having their big group hug or whatever and she can gently fade in to be all like
(turning asks off until I'm done playing, SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE Y'ALL)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#one last chance for me to be wrong about everything!#(no it's good i am enjoying it SO much) (just stomping right down on all of my personal like buttons with its whole weight)#(it's just also VERY good at totally subverting all of my expectations)#i don't think we're actually gonna get a permanently dehorned malleus though#just because it feels like an insane thing to remove the most iconic part of one of the most iconic characters of the game#but i could see like...a temporary thing ala raisin vil#or a permanent smaller change like cracks/chips or something (kintsugi horns would be super cool actually)#but i do think it's more likely we'll find some way to keep the status quo re:horn design#if this was the END-end of all of twst then maybe but they still wanna sell merch of this guy so they can't change his design TOO much#i am sorta wondering if he might get a bit of a power nerf though? take him down from ridiculously overpowered to just normal overpowered#idk they made a point of saying the horns were specifically what caused the weather stuff#and the weather stuff has been called out in particular as one of the reasons why mal being so stupidly magical makes him pretty unhappy#everyone's scared of him all the time and he has to actively try not to accidentally kill people when he gets upset#so. idk. maybe it was just a little worldbuilding. but i thought it was interesting they brought that up was all!#me: i'm not going to form any expectations (writes a whole thing speculating on the fate of malleus' horns)#look it's now or never okay#that end of episode rhythmic better be SO cute because i'm already losing my entire head over this
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Anyway, the new Bleach opening has some pretty cool clothes
#I'm not even a big bleach fan but I had to draw this lol#I think it took me a year to watch the whole thing#although the current season is pretty cool?#There are a few characters I like#but the whole story from the early episodes was a bit tiresome for me and it took me a really long time to get through it#And the characters I like have ridiculously little screen time xD#my art#bleach#hirako shinji#kuchiki byakuya
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does anyone watch 1923. if you haven’t pls don’t bother. most sadistic show I’ve seen in a long time maybe ever. first season was so good and you felt there must be a point to all these atrocities…some message of hope and resilience. then second season was straight up torture porn
#in both a figurative and extremely literal sense#fuck Taylor Sheridan!!!#it’s not even my personal grievances w storylines. it’s straight up LAZY AS FUCK writing at a certain point#I mean honestly. if the point was to show that men’s nature is evil. then I fucking got that. but there’s no greater point than that.#all this suffering for what??? so spencer can live a sad lonely life defending this fuckass wasteland ranch that brings nothing but pain??#so elderly cara can take care of his child??#alexandra can play martyr and elizabeth can be forgotten and the men keep on keeping on??#banner gets a conscience but he doesn’t bother to save the women he won’t beat#the whole thing was ridiculous quite frankly. teonna said it best. it cost her everything.#a full szn of teonna on the run only for pete and her father to die at the very end and then a trial that exonerates her in 2 sec#but the trial and her freedom only comes after these horrible horrible tragedies and now she’s all alone#why wouldn’t the sheriff phone the train and say hey spencer maybe don’t get off in fucking livingston we’ll fake them out & meet in Bozeman#quite frankly if they had the sheriff on their sides the whole time why didn’t they kill Whitfield asap before he could gather an army#why wouldn’t alexandra save herself. I thought there was something really seriously disturbing about that storyline#the baby could survive AND she could too. why was it black and white. but idk there was smth off abt the debate of an unborn child vs alex#I hesitate to say it was anti abortion or anti women’s rights but there was smth…..deeply upsetting abt how alex felt she HAD to die#so much death and simply no point#1923#yellowstone#television#alexandra dutton#spencer dutton#text#mine#1923 spoilers#anti 1923#anti Yellowstone#anti taylor Sheridan#listen u can tell that sheridan hates women. you can just tell. and he’ll try to mask it by writing these v cool characters#but HIS true nature will win out in the end. and I’d like to live in a world where women survive
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Gabriel’s Christmas story part 5b/FINALE (ft. LMAOOO GET FUCKED U ANNOYING TWINK (affectionate and with intent to ride his dick for sure next time))
#whb spoilers#whb gabriel#what in hell is bad#if ya’ll can feel free to download save share whatever idgaf#the fact that this cost $70 dollars was fucking dumb. so now i share my $70 with you all#merry christmas#this will stay up until/unless somebody snitches and i have to take it down lmao#this whole thing should have cost $25-35 bucks#and to get it was like $75 plus tax. ridiculous.#but i did pay for it bc it was my christmas present to me#and now i share it. :)#it’s probably not what god wanted but the giving spirit is there
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Why the fuck are there roller skates, dubstep, stage lighting, an LED screen, and all kinds of modern technology in Xilonen's trailer??? I thought Fontaine had the most advanced technology next to Schneznaya and arguably Sumeru, and every instance of high-end technology we have seen leaned more towards machinations with gears, magic, alchemy, essentially fantasy styled sci-fi???
The disrespect towards Native American and African cultures is enough to piss me off already, but it even goes against Genshin's own consistency with its fantastical world design..and for what? Just so you can have this...pop and gamer aesthetic???
Just look at these two bubbly and optimistic characters for me okay


Yoimiya's design isn't the most respectful and accurate representation of a Japanese firework craftsman, but at least you can damn tell she is Japanese. The large ribbons, hair accessories, tassels, leg covering, tattoo design, shoe style, and fabric patterns all allude to this (I apologize for not knowing the exact terminologies for these, this needs further research).
Then there's Mualani who has...what? Please do correct me if I am wrong here, but her character must be inspired by the real Mualani, a Hawaiian Chiefess. Additionally, her tribe's specialty is in tourism and vacationing, which further leads into the idea that she and her tribe are based off of Hawaii despite the known issues regarding Hawaii and tourism (if there are any good sources that summarize the issue, please do lmk).
I am not too familiar with Hawaiian culture, but there really is nothing about her design that reads as Hawaiian, or even just traditional, to me. What about a 2 piece swimsuit with bows and tails, a bow + braids + ponytail hair style, combat gloves (?), and an entire neon shark, is Hawaiian???
The characters, their designs, and their trailers, are just so culturally disconnected from their real life counterpart that it's even disconnected to Genshin's own world building and design. How the fuck is the fashion trend in Natlan denim pants. I feel like the only parts of Natlan that feel like Genshin Impact and culturally inspired are the in-game music and landscapes (God bless Hoyo-mix and the world designers).
#xilonens music in particular pisses me off.#she could possibly break my entire theory that dubstep in music is meant to represent otherworldly power#actually- the fact that the some of Natlan is like this bugs me#it could either be a legit disrespect to their culture by just not having the traditional music as it is#Or it could be the best use of musical foreshadowing this game has ever seen. which would be fucking bonkers and awesome#I have a separate post abt the use of music- particularly orchestra and dubstep#xilonen's visuals n music for her demo is just. wtf man idc if it sounds good it doesnt sound culturally and worldbuilding grounded at all#anyways thats my fucking rant for today#i am so goddamn pissed that they just wont fucking respect these cultures to the point it ruins their own quality#its really damn stupid#fontaine was genshins best designs...then they dropped this next#absolutely fell off#even with the whole technology thing- fontaine with their research and gears and all its so cool#then natlan has vtuber avatars- turntables- led screens- you get the point.#fucking ridiculous#evelynpr genshin#genshin#genshin impact#Im sorry I finally make a genshin post again#and it is this negative...im really sorry#genshin critical#natlan#xilonen#mualani#yoimiya
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#okay then 🤷🏼♀️
#gmmtv#gmmtv2024#gmmtv 2024#gmmtv2024 part 1#my golden blood#jossgawin#joss wayar#gawin caskey#Gawin lol-ing at this whole thing has me in tears lmao he knows how ridiculous it is 😭#legit didnt pay attention to this interview as i was too busy being shook to death kjhgd but now im finally watching it and im dying 💀#gawin is being so goofy its killing me#he seems genuinely excited though 🥺#joss is like can we get this over with#i cant#why is this happening#not that im complaining
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I don't hate capitalism because I don't wanna work, I hate capitalism because I don't wanna waste every waking moment of my life working to "earn" something I am entitled to as a human being
#fuck you. food and water and shelter and clothes shouldn't be some prize or god forbid LUXURY#they should be available and free ALWAYS#does it sound preposterous or ridiculous to you?? well maybe that's because our society is fucked#spend your whole life exhausting yourself to get things you need to stay alive#what a deal#anti capitalism#fuck capitalism#rant post
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