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Best Friend Remix

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Hello!! This might be a bit random 👉👈 but I remember you were spreading the binghe monitoring agenda a Time ago, so I just wanted to share I found out that there’s an official remix of monitoring!! if binghe is the og monitoring then maybe sy could be the best friend remix Idk i liked the remix and just wanted to tell tou about it :))

First thing I thought about was how can I make this about bingqiu

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Trying to continue writing travel guide chapter after weeks of stressing out only to find out I'll have to throw out a good portion of my planning for this chapter cause for the life of me I cannot follow my own notes and accidentally put all of this chapters content into last chapter so now I gotta Figure Something Out.

God why won't you let me rest 🚬

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Took me a while but here is @k0mmari 's big boy Shen Yuan.

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It’s so weird trying to come up with OC’s after years of doing just fanart like…. Damn I gotta think up a whole character? By myself??

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Shen Yuan transmigrates as the young tyrant emperor of some world he knows absolutely nothing about.

He has a System, but it’s the type of System that doesn’t actually do much. It just tells him he’s a tyrant, sticks labels on people he’s meant to know (showing their names and job titles) and maybe offers a very basic lore codex.

It’s fine, Shen Yuan knows how this transmigration thing works! He just has to put together some context clues and keep an eye out for any drama. Maybe make his rule a bit less tyrannical, so the inevitable protagonist will simply exile him instead of something more severe like execution. It’s a perfect plan!

Not long after transmigrating, an old woman in rags with milky white eyes bursts into his throne room, yelling about his empire’s doom.

Rather than kicking her out —as everyone expected— Shen Yuan starts excitedly asking question and tells his aids to write down everything she says!

A young man from a small town by the Luo river will rise up and take the throne you say? Any idea which town…? How about which county then?

Hmm, is there any information about the inciting incident that inspires his revolution? Is there some plague or famine on the horizon that’s going to cause trouble the people? Maybe a local corrupt official is abusing his authority?

In the end there is not much to go on.

Everyone almost seems to expect him to burn down every Luo river village or some nonsense, which would be foolish! When has harassing random villages ever done anything but make a protagonist righteously angry?

No, what Shen Yuan actually does is pull out all the reform plans he’s been “idly” thinking up. Plans to root out corruption, plans for improving roads and other basic infrastructure, plans for storing and preserving food in case of famine, plans to aid the poor by giving out basic food rations and warm clothing in struggling areas, plans to build and fund free schools that teach basic math and literacy, plans for larger schools in bigger cities with more advanced lessons, vocational training programs, and subsidized or free tuition for gifted children, and so on.

If some small town boy will be the next ruler, Shen Yuan must make certain he at least has a decent enough childhood and the basic education necessary to rule well, right? Plus it’s much more likely he’ll be able to retire gracefully if one of his programs successfully helps out the protagonist!

Of course, our dear protagonist Luo Binghe really is helped out by Shen Yuan’s efforts, even if he still ends up stuck by other types of misfortune. It’s crystal clear to him the emperor is great and benevolent, even if some people try to undermine him abuse his kindness!

After seeing a glimpse of the emperor as he surveys the results of his efforts, Binghe’s heart is set aflame. The emperor is peerlessly beautiful as well as kind! If only Binghe were his equal, he would gladly beg for even a single touch of his hand. 🥰

In the background the System Admin despairs over its decision to attach a limited interference module to the new Shen Qingqiu.

At least there are a bunch of grumpy nobles around that can be reliably nudged into rebelling... If they manage to take over and the protagonist then rebels against them —in honor of the dead emperor— that still counts, right?

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Actually, in light of the protagonist’s feelings, he might even be willing to take the throne of the empress instead, and become a regent prince. System Admin will just have to wait and see.

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The experience of reading qjj is so interesting because sometimes I'll see a screenshot on Twitter of the most romantic scene ever, or the most intimate illustration while I'm still stuck halfway through book one seeing ce'an and lanzhou immediately start a fight the moment they feel each other's presence

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COMMISSIONS OPEN!

Hello! It's been a while since I've opened commissions, but my kitties' are unfortunately ill and one of them has been hospitalized, so any help will be appreciated!

* Payment is made through PayPal/Pix. Half of the price is to be payed upfront while the other half will be payed after the piece is finished.

* Prices listed are in USD, if you'd like to pay is Brazilian Reais the price will be different (Original price × 5 ÷2). Ex: A $30 Half Body render will be adjusted to R$75

* If you have any questions regarding different formats (icons/phone background/etc) or about any details, feel free to leave a comment or send me a DM!

* These commissions will stay open indefinitely, and will close depending on the number of orders.

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Date night <3

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If I were to open comissions, would you guys be interested? 🤔

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me when my shizun reveals that i was meant to be a bloodthirsty, lust-driven monster who bedded three hundred women and never loved a single one of them and who could scarcely separate my own desires from that of my sword and who hoarded more and more riches for happiness i couldnt buy and accumulated so much blood on my hands i couldnt ever wash clean and i was bitter and lonely and vengeful but even so, he loved me. he loved me so much he died cursing the gods for making me unhappy. he loved me so much he transcended worlds to come make me happy. there was an evil overlord demanding he be cruel to me, and despite that, he gave me medicine, he smiled at me, he pat my head and believed in me and loved me. he came from a world with no cultivation nor swordfighting, yet he protected me. it was probably scary and he had no one to confide in, and i made it so much worse, i misunderstood him, trapped him, hurt him, and yet he loved me. he loved me so hard he resewed the threads of fate and rewrote my destiny, are you fucking kidding?

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The moment I finished the first page I got even more bad news. WHY IS THE WORLD OUT TO GET ME THIS WEEK

time to start writing the next travel guide chapter cause this week has been testing me!!! and i desperately need to relax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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time to start writing the next travel guide chapter cause this week has been testing me!!! and i desperately need to relax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Reading fics from older fandoms is such a delightful expetience. Just picked up a fic from 2015. Thats like a whole child, this one fanfic is older than some people's kid and that's not even close to being the oldest one. Wow.

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I think we should project our pets personalities into characters more, I'll start:

Jiuyuan where they're cat demons (or something idk) but SJ is does not like getting touched by people he doesn't know, is very wary of new places and loud noises, but absolutely HATES being alone. When he was a child, he would sometimes suckle on soft fabrics because he was separated from his parents too young, but it's absolutely only because it's instinct and not because it soothes him! Not at all!!!

SY on the other hand is way too quick too trust, and is likely to fall asleep anywhere at anytime. He also really really loves sunbathing and going out to explore and see new things (to SJ's horror), but unfortunately he also gets sick really easily, and has to be looked after.

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Okay so adhd hit me again and now I started reading Ballad of Sword and Wine cause I HAVE to know what's going on but maybe a picked a... not so great fan translation becaude I have Shen Zechuan calling Ji Mu "Bro...." while having a ptsd episode.

Is it supposed to be 'gege'? Please, if anyone knows, please tell me its supposed to be 'gege', or something else that signifies brotherhood besides "BRO"

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How can I explain that I acquire every iteration of Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan interaction

they could be siblings, father and son, Shizun and disciple, enemies, lovers, soulmates, peaks lords, sharing a body, sharing a soul, being the same person or not being the same person

All of those are valid for me and I'm tired of pretending that I have to choose 😭😭