#this was.... a lot

[stellocchia]

any character or characters from ESMP, preferably at least one character per season, feel free to mix and match any.

🧸 A headcanon about their childhood

🫂 A friendship headcanon

💝 A headcanon about their love language

💔 An angsty headcanon

🎭 A headcanon about what they lie about

🔪 A headcanon relating to fighting/violence

❤️‍🔥 A romantic headcanon

🖕 A headcanon relating to anger

😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them

[Ask Game]

Alright, mish and mash for our Empires beloveds

��� A headcanon about their childhood

I'll go with Season 1 Scott for this one.

As the crown prince of Rivendell, he had a lot of pressure put on him since he was very young to be perfect.

All of his time was scheduled. When he wasn't taking lessons in politics he was studying ancient runes. When he wasn't doing that he was studying how to play the flute, how to swordfight, poetry, literature, and magic. There was always so much to do that he never really got a proper childhood or friends.

The only proper friend he had was his brother... until he left at least..

🫂 A friendship headcanon

Giving this one for Season 2 Lizzie and Fwhip.

Despite the fact that their alliance was only born out of convenience and the proximity of their kingdoms, they actually ended up being extremely close friends.

They go out for drinks together often and vent to each other about everything that's going on in their life, which is usually Lizzie saying how she hates resisting fixing up her fur in public, and Fwhip complaining about Jimmy. Honestly, they both need it.

💝 A headcanon about their love language

Season 2 Joey for this one.

His main love language is a pretty obvious one, and it's gift-giving. That, however, is just the way he likes to express his affection, not really the way he likes to receive it.

When he's on the receiving end he's a sucker for words of affirmation. He could quite literally melt for a compliment. Call him a handsome lad once and he'll cover you in gold.

🎭 A headcanon about what they lie about

Season 2 Joel for this one.

Well, this one is easy. He lies about EVERYTHING.

Him being a god? Lie.

Upper Stratos floating? Lie.

The gaps in the bridges of Upper Stratos? Lie.

His appearance, from the beard, to the height, to the muscles? Lie.

Jimmy being a toy? Lie.

The fountain that gave everything to him is just a source of illusions and he's fully aware of it. But he's so far in that he can't just stop now.

🔪 A headcanon relating to fighting/violence

Let's go with Season 1 Lizzie.

She's not terrible in the fighting department... she's just not good when it comes to traditional fighting. She can barely use a sword and axes are too heavy for her.

But she's a smart fighter and she's not afraid to play dirty. After all, that's how she got the crown. She's more than willing to mix in some psychological warfare in her fights.

❤️‍🔥 A romantic headcanon

Going with season 1 Flower Husbands because, yeah.

They met for the very first time at a diplomatic meeting they were dragged to (Scott by his parents and Jimmy by the cod council). They noticed each other across the room, first. Scott didn't want to be impolite, so he didn't approach, but Jimmy never had any such worries. He just grabbed a bunch of flowers from a table that he really shouldn't have taken and offered them to Scott because "he was as pretty as them".

That's when the crush that later developed into proper love started.

🖕 A headcanon relating to anger

Season 2 Katherine for this one.

There is nothing that pisses her off more than not being listened to.

She had enough of that with her parents, she definitely doesn't need more of that energy in her life.

It's also why she rarely can stand pirate Joe because goddamn does that boy not listen.

She also hated the fight between Shelby and Joey because neither of them listened to a word she said. She didn't want people getting hurt over her and they didn't stop for a second to consider what she wanted.

(tw death, fire, burning alive under the cut)

😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them

Let's see... season 2 Shelby for this one.

So, Shelby is an orphan. She lost her parents when she was pretty young, but still old enough to remember everything perfectly. There was a magical incident that set the house they lived in on fire and no one could put it out.

Shelby was dragged away from the house kicking and screaming by her grandma, while her parents weren't as lucky. They got trapped inside their bedroom and could do nothing but scream in agony as they were consumed by the flames.

Shelby saw it all.

Her grandma is the only relative she has left and, after that, she was understandably against Shelby joining the Academy but, well, we know how that went.

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[marisatomay]

People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[blabberoo]

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[gawki]

Royal Pigeon

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

[dilfsisko]

you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!