#this was stupid i apologise

[prlssprfctn]

Jason Todd arrives to the Gotham after being brought back alive for the first time, and while building up his career as Red Hood, visits Harvey Dent in the Arkham. They talk in a surprising peace, discuss this and this, and Jason even shares some of his insane ass lore, because, honestly, who is going to believe Harvey Dent?

And no one doesn't.

But there is a problem. The next time Bruce Wayne visits Harvey, Harvey randomly drops a bomb on him by saying that he is so, so glad that their Jaylad is back, and he grew up so much, looks so much like Bruce now! He even tries to assure him that, you see, yeah, Jason was dead, but he crawled out of his grave, and then, the Lazarus Pit fixed him!

Bruce thinks Harvey finally had reached the end of his line. Like, low-key, the last stage of insanity.

Harvey: God, he is still so well-mannered. I feel so pleased that he came to visit old me first, though. I always thought I was his favourite over you.

Bruce, laughing awkwardly, while asking the medics to add some new medicine to Harvey: Ahaha, yeah, that sounds like our Jaylad.

Harvey: Super happy for him, seriously. I mean, look at him, getting himself a new career as a Red Hood. That's our son. Feel a little bit bitter that he is into Al Ghuls family now, but that's fine.

Bruce, frowning, because Harvey isn't supposed to know about Al Ghuls and their connection to Lazarus Pit or about Red Hood: Uh, had J-Jason said something else to you?

Harvey: Oh, damn, we spoke for the whole night. He was pissed at you, though. Like, for the Tim guy, whoever he is.

Bruce, turning to the doctors: ...Maybe, uh, give me the same pills you gave him. I feel like I need it, too.

[mouse-doubleo100]

how magical mountain would react to you coming out as trans:

gem: awww, im so proud of you!! im also trans

scar: heck yeah!! i’m also trans, wanna see? (takes off shirt)

grian: glad you finally figured it out, i’m also trans- scar, put your shirt back on

impulse: congrats on figuring yourself out!! i’m also trans

skizz: love that for you!! i’m also trans

mumbo: oh gosh, um congratulations? are you meant to congratulate someone on coming out? i don’t know, but congrats anyway? im also trans by the way

joel: i’m transer

[framblebee]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1x3 vs. 2x6

Lestat & Louis & telling their lovers shit they absolutely do not mean

[toomanyf4ndoms7]

Barbara Gordon did not claw herself back into the narrative, becoming a brief member of the Suicide Squad and the leader of the Birds of Prey with a complicated and kind of manipulative but still loving relationship to her team for her to be put into the role of Sane Mom Friend by the fandom. She has layers. She cares, by the Bat-Signal in the sky she cares, but she can also be messy and complicated.

[lav3nder-bees]

adeuce art compilation in honour of heartslabyul’s dreams and because quite frankly i miss them ❤️💙

[pineapplesneedrights]

This took me too long to do and it's so fucking stupid but blame 10am me- I didn't have my monster yet

[kitkatyes]

my name is prism

i made robutler

it was difficult to

put the pieces

together

[nostalgia-tblr]

a midwinter night's dream/nightmare

[arscorpii]

christianity is a subtle yet recurring theme in rgu, particularly relating to utena and the loss of both her parents at a very young age. the plain white cross across the church/cathedral from episode 23 was interesting. during that scene, baby utena was talking about how pointless it is to keep living because everyone will die eventually. i wonder what the cross meant to represent here because this scene came as utena started thinking about mikage's question about friends with problems. perhaps it represented utena's deeply seated grief and hopelessness that remained unresolved.

this painting is called the incredulity of saint thomas by caravaggio in 1602.

to provide some information regarding the painting: this painting gave rise to the term "doubting thomas" which, formally known as the incredulity of thomas, had been frequently represented in christian art, and used to make various theological points. based on the gospel of john, apostle thomas missed one of jesus's appearances to the apostles after his resurrection and said "unless i see the nail marks in his hands and put my finger where the nails were, and put my hand into his side, i will not believe it." a week later, jesus appeared and told thomas to touch him and stop doubting. then jesus said, "because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed." the painting depicted how the doubting apostle puts his finger into christ's side wound, the latter guiding his hand. the unbeliever is depicted like a peasant, dressed in a robe torn at the shoulder and with dirt under his fingernails.

in catholicism, the five holy wounds, also known as the five sacred wounds or the five precious wounds, are the five piercing wounds that jesus suffered during his crucifixion. two of the wounds were through either his hands or his wrists, where nails were inserted to fix jesus to the cross-beam of the cross on which he was crucified. another two were through the feet. the last wound was in the side of jesus' chest, where, based on the new testament, his body was pierced by the lance of longinus in order to be sure that he was dead. even though the gospels do not specify on which side he was wounded, it was conventionally shown in art as being on jesus's proper right side.

this information, specifically on the christ side wound, very loosely reminded me of utena being stabbed by anthy through the right side, rendering her incapacitated later. as commonly known, jesus was resurrected on the third day after being crucified; similarly, utena soon rose from her injuries to help anthy.

the swords of humanity's hatred are commonly seen as phallic imageries, but to me, they also closely resemble crosses.

there is something to be said about apostle thomas not believing jesus' resurrection until he saw it himself and jesus' response to him: "because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed" with this scene of akio and anthy before she left ohtori. anthy believed that utena wasn't gone despite not having tangible proof to justify it.

anthy's belief could be a contributing factor to the strength and courage that she needed to leave her brother for good, which is a blessing for herself.

[starflungwaddledee]

Do all of the knights have names in your au? And how did you decide on them?

hello there, thank you so much for the message! correct me if I misunderstand, but I think this is about a panel from my galacta knight vs meta knight comic:

where Galacta Knight uses the word Vaýtita. it's not a name, it's a... actually you know what, it's so much more embarrassing! it's a term of endearment/a relationship designator from my unnecessarily complex whole entire sci-fi language i built for them, lmao 💦

here's the note at the beginning of my personal dictionary as a quick crash course:

Ei Vaýtita in particular means "my gravity". it's akin to words like beloved, my heart, or soulmate- an irresistible force in one's own life. it's usually used romantically, but it doesn't have to be. Galacta Knight says it here to be cruel, though i do think he means it quite wholly

when I go in for making languages, especially sci-fi or high-fantasy ones, i like to consider the alien culture that the language is formed in. for these guys, everything was star and space coded; they had no reason to care about "hearts" or "souls". they considered themselves star-like, and so gravity as a term was most important; it's the only thing that can really move them.

praise is about being bright or shiny or having strong gravitational pull; and insults, accordingly, tend to revolve around being dim/lightless or stuck in orbit around someone greater

(translation under the cut because this is already getting long, sorry... i love to talk about this... thank you for asking 😭💝)

phrase // literal translation (from starspeak) // english localisation or meaning

kalimépos // welcome first light // good morning astéskotei // dim star // derogatory but not blindingly so; you could use it pityingly or fondly in a pinch ei épios // me see // wake up ei Vaýtita // my gravity // term of endearment and a relationship designator used within a star-system, usually for equal partners eu desai Ílioz ai ei // you (are not) the Sun of me // this is basically just a rejection from Meta Knight. the Sun serves an important role in star-systems, and he's simply telling Galacta Knight to shove it. he doesn't say it very well, but he refuses to say Ílioz-ei and so turns to a slightly clunky workaround.

[xiuminuwu]

Sorry I’m not active much on here😭 I never really got used to using tumblr so it doesn’t come naturally to me to use the app other than when I have cc to post or am looking for cc myself. And I know at the end of the day it’s up to me however much I use a specific website but I still feel bad, especially when I find comments or asks that have been laying around for weeks unanswered🥲

It’s not that I don’t care it’s just that idk how to use tumblr that well🥹

[thetrashcans-demise]

taijack wip yayhoo

[undeaddove9]

NSFW related// contains genderbend AU with wlw charmoree and ♂ Manon (their names stay the same), cunnilingus, squirting, cheating (Rody and Manon have not broken up yet)

I'm writing this just because I needed to write some culinary yuri... and because I love listening to this song it reminds me so much of them :3

"Me and your girlfriend playin' dress up in my house, I gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my couch"

Her crush couldn't stop yapping about how sweet and caring her boyfriend is.

Ughhh, why was this stupid redheaded puppy talking about some guy that she's clearly not interested in listening to? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Was there ever a way to shut her up?

Suddenly, a very great idea pops into Vincent's head.

YURIKA!!! ☝️💡

And with that, she's decided to make Rody forget all about her precious boyfriend, Manon. How exactly, you may ask? Well...

"Ngh! Hah—AH! VINCE!!" , Rody lets out a loud moan as her boss was hungrily lapping up at her sensitive folds and clit.

The woman was shakily sitting, now almost slouching, on Vincent's couch in her apartment, with thighs spread wide open, making access for the chef to devour the swollen cunt in between her legs. Her fists were clenching for dear life on the couch cushions near her.

She never expected this, in all honesty. She had an assumption that her boss was just being nice and sweet when welcoming her into her house. She never expected to end up in a heated situation with the younger woman.

Her face looked so fucked out right now. She's sweating like crazy, with her eyes rolling back into her head and her tongue lolling out. Maybe she should just let Vince do her thing. No, she wasn't supposed to enjoy this!

But...

"Hah- holy shit... Vince, please. You can't... I— AH! I'm in love with Manon- nghHH!... I'm not supposed to do this with you haaahh..." , she continued with her stammering words, hoping that her boss would at least consider putting a stop to whatever she was currently doing to her.

Unfortunately for Rody, her words were completely futile. Instead, she received a harsh nibble and tug on her twitching clit, making her scream in sudden pleasure.

Oh god, she was seeing stars at this point.

Vince looked up sadistically at the heavily panting woman and led out a chuckle in response. "Oh, mon cœur ♡ You don't have to lie to yourself. Your voice may be rejecting me but your enticing body is telling me otherwise. You don't seem like you ever want me to stop, so..... ♡"

That was all she said before continuing to thrust her skillful tongue back into Rody's soaking wet pussy. Only this time, she's doing it roughly, occasionally sucking on her pretty clitoral nub and creating even more stimulation towards her trembling employee.

The auburn haired woman had no choice but to submit to the ongoing pleasure that her body was receiving.

It was driving her crazy. She can feel the pooling heat in her stomach. Her nails were digging deeper into the couch cushions, almost tearing the fabric. The ravenette gave her clit one last suck and... Oh fuck. She's about to...

"VINCE! I'M GONNA CU—haAAAAAAAA!!!", the waitress' words were cut off as she finally came and squirted her juices into Vince's awaiting mouth. The chef lapped up every single drop of her beloved waitress' fluid she could get.

Rody then plastered a satisfied grin on her face with her eyes still rolled back into her head from the aftermath and her thoughts were very much clouded from the intense orgasm she had.

She couldn't even think straight anymore.

Vince, on the other hand, can't help but smile at the older woman in front of her, carefully getting herself up from her previous position.

"So... How was it? Did I treat you better than that Manon of yours, mon cœur?"

"Huh?? Eh? Wh... Who...??"

"That's what I thought ♡"

[natequarter]

sky: muuum, i want to change my name :(

sarah: oh, that's lovely, sky -- i mean, what to?

sky: well, actually, it's my surname i meant, not my first name.

sarah: go on...

sky: i want to change my surname from smith to scraper! :)

[galedekarios]

the plagiarist posting an "apology" to creators, including myself, who he has ripped for months on end despite us asking him not to while he still has us all blocked is... a choice

[grimst4rs]

Sirius & Peter kissie🥺pls

i took this as peter and sirius kissing and i agree yes sloppy teenage making out